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[SmilingDeceit]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

I think my heart just broke a little...

I still plan to make a Cousland for Alistair at some point...if I manage to somehow keep her away from Zev. So far, that hasn't worked very well, as both my F!Mahariel and my F!Aeducan gleefully went down that road. Hopefully my M!Amell can stick to Morrigan, like I intend him to...

Clearly the answer to this is to romance Zev, put Alistair on the throne with you as his consort. Just keep Zev as your "private elven masseuse", and you're set!

No need to pick between the two.

Edit: Top again? Fiiiine..have some Anders w/ kitty love.

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 07:57 .

[Kawamura]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Bleh. Screw Gay-men, Hetrosexuals, Lesbians and Bi-people!

Let's all do the Zevran/Isabela and have a mass orgie!!! 

I would be bad for an orgy. I would just try to change the topic to something less confusing than multiple naked people.

Like quantum physics.

Plus, you get odd stains on the furniture. Not fun.

[SmilingDeceit]

Bah, double posting from slow site makes SmilingDeceit something something..

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 07:56 .

[Ryzaki]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

 

Ryzaki wrote...

I just want Seb to do something anything of his own violation instead of yapping. 

As the saying goes. Talk is cheap. 

LOL. "Volition"...no?

Or was that intentional too, like taking him in the Fade earlier?

Damn typos.   

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

I just want Seb to do something anything of his own violation instead of yapping. 

As the saying goes. Talk is cheap. 

Totally unintentional but still hilarious. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 20 avril 2011 - 07:56 .

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze!

One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.

When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.

Ahh the one track mind of menfolk.

He just walked in so I said, "boobies", and he said, "where??" and looked around.  /facepalm

[upsettingshorts]

Oh man, I killed Arcade Gannon in my FNV games. Well, when I bothered to recruit him at all.

Not because he was gay, but because of the incredibly irritating banter he'd throw out every time I went into Sneak. SHUT. UP.

[Kawamura]

shiba5 wrote...

He just walked in so I said, "boobies", and he said, "where??" and looked around.  /facepalm

Erm.

<looks around nerously>

S-so. Were there boobies? J-just curious, you know.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Kawamura wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Bleh. Screw Gay-men, Hetrosexuals, Lesbians and Bi-people!

Let's all do the Zevran/Isabela and have a mass orgie!!! 

I would be bad for an orgy. I would just try to change the topic to something less confusing than multiple naked people.

Like quantum physics.

Plus, you get odd stains on the furniture. Not fun.

Fair enough.

Well, on the plus(?) side you'd spare Sebastian from trauma.
And spare Anders from a weeks worth of headaches via Justice's lectures.

Justice approves +100
Zev and Izzy disapprove -99999999999999999999....99901

[Sable Rhapsody]

Ryzaki wrote...

Totally unintentional but still hilarious. 

Seb's a rogue.  They're flexible.  He could contribute to...erm...his own violation?

WAT. 

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze!

One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.

When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

This thread is a great place to ask, isn't it?   I can't speak for all women, obviously, but here's my two cents.  I personally much prefer something I can imagine being invited to, but skin and snuggles and beefcake are nice to look at regardless of the number of ladies present.

[ipgd]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

I don't see what's confusing at all about the whole concept.

1 hot guy + 1 hot guy = 2 hot guys
1 hot chick + 1 hot chick = 2 hot chicks

[AnniLau]

yukidama wrote...

Naked Jowan is unjust.

Running around the Repository naked and weaponless is his punishment for being a crappy friend. Totally just.

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

He just walked in so I said, "boobies", and he said, "where??" and looked around.  /facepalm

This...is exactly how my boyfriend would react.
I'm about 90% sure my first boyfriend was secretly gay, though. We've fallen out of touch but I'm....pretty sure he was touching manparts in his brain.
His cousins offered to take him to a strip club when he turned 18 (he was sixteen at the time) and he was like, "Uh...er...well...I have...school...and, you know...strip clubs really aren't productive...". His cousins were like, "SCREW PRODUCTIVE! -crack open beer- LET'S LOOK AT BEWBS!" And he was just, "Oh...gee...thanks guys, but....uh...no...no...not at all."

[Mistress Tasharra]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

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I just thought about it for a while five seconds and really didn't come up with anything.
I'm not exactly....turned on by it. I don't think so, anyway.
But, yes, I create male characters. I then bang other male characters.
Why? I....don't know.
But to be fair I also went all LesboHawke with Isabela.
And LesboWarden with Leliana.

My reason?

Because like men, my mind is programmed to think about sex every 7 seconds.

Seriously.

But, to expand on it, it really depends on the person in question too. I like men. I like women too. I like the idea of two men together more than the idea of two women together, but I like both more than the idea of a man and woman together.

And while this might open up a can of worms, or something, I don't know - it's not just that it's sexy. Gay relationships just seem... more natural to me than het relationships. I cannot explain that, so don't ask me to. That's just how I think.

*shrugs*

Besides, there's something amazing delicious about how male bodies just fit together so perfectly.

[SmilingDeceit]

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

He just walked in so I said, "boobies", and he said, "where??" and looked around.  /facepalm

Erm.

<looks around nerously>

S-so. Were there boobies? J-just curious, you know.

Here you go.

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 08:01 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Totally unintentional but still hilarious. 

Seb's a rogue.  They're flexible.  He could contribute to...erm...his own violation?

WAT. 

Oh my god the mental images!!! XD
They're killing me!!!

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Kawamura wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Bleh. Screw Gay-men, Hetrosexuals, Lesbians and Bi-people!

Let's all do the Zevran/Isabela and have a mass orgie!!! 

I would be bad for an orgy. I would just try to change the topic to something less confusing than multiple naked people.

Like quantum physics.

Plus, you get odd stains on the furniture. Not fun.

I'd just be scared of getting elbowed and kneed and trampled.  Owie.

[YamiSnuffles]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Totally unintentional but still hilarious. 

Seb's a rogue.  They're flexible.  He could contribute to...erm...his own violation?

WAT. 

Someone needs to post Anderbela's.... flexibility picture now!!!!

[Ryzaki]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Totally unintentional but still hilarious. 

Seb's a rogue.  They're flexible.  He could contribute to...erm...his own violation?

WAT. 

 

Oh god. Now you have the image of Seb giving himself a ****** in my brain. 

I NEED BRAIN BLEACH

[Tasmen]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

Double the peen, double the fun?  Too many dicks on the dancefloor?  Um no

Probably for the same reason that men get turned on by the idea of two women.

[nyxocity]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze!

One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.

When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

My guess?  Replace "boobies" with "penises."  It's the same idea, I suppose?

This. As a long time slash fan, that's what I've come up with. 

[shiba5]

ipgd wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

I don't see what's confusing at all about the whole concept.

1 hot guy + 1 hot guy = 2 hot guys
1 hot chick + 1 hot chick = 2 hot chicks

I guess I'm too pragmatic. I think they'd just ignore me and I'd just be lonely. heh

[SurelyForth]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Oh man, I killed Arcade Gannon in my FNV games. Well, when I bothered to recruit him at all.

Not because he was gay, but because of the incredibly irritating banter he'd throw out every time I went into Sneak. SHUT. UP.

Of all the things you've posted, of all the arguments you've made, this one makes me want to fight the most.

YOU shut up.

And, just so you know, my covert bandaging skills are a little rusty.

[SmilingDeceit]

YamiSnuffles wrote...


Someone needs to post Anderbela's.... flexibility picture now!!!!

No need to thank me, just doing my job.

[Purposeof-Flight]

SurelyForth wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Oh man, I killed Arcade Gannon in my FNV games. Well, when I bothered to recruit him at all.

Not because he was gay, but because of the incredibly irritating banter he'd throw out every time I went into Sneak. SHUT. UP.

Of all the things you've posted, of all the arguments you've made, this one makes me want to fight the most.

YOU shut up.

And, just so you know, my covert bandaging skills are a little rusty.

Fight?