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[Purposeof-Flight]

MG800 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

He just walked in so I said, "boobies", and he said, "where??" and looked around.  /facepalm

This...is exactly how my boyfriend would react.
I'm about 90% sure my first boyfriend was secretly gay, though. We've fallen out of touch but I'm....pretty sure he was touching manparts in his brain.
His cousins offered to take him to a strip club when he turned 18 (he was sixteen at the time) and he was like, "Uh...er...well...I have...school...and, you know...strip clubs really aren't productive...". His cousins were like, "SCREW PRODUCTIVE! -crack open beer- LET'S LOOK AT BEWBS!" And he was just, "Oh...gee...thanks guys, but....uh...no...no...not at all."

WAT.

Were they paying? 

Yeah...it was a birthday gift.
Which is why I thank god my hormones hadn't started raging yet when we were dating.
I would've been sorely disappointed.

[mellifera]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

...I want a mod that allows us to tattoo lyrium breasts onto Fenris. XD

Yesssssss.

I think after that dialogue between Fenris and Izzy, Hawke should have had the option to tackle Fenris and make it so. He did say having lyrium breasts would make things better.

*points to avatar*

Problem solved

[upsettingshorts]

I didn't even notice yukidama's return to her best avatar by far. Welcome back, Femris.

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Well, technically yes. They are under my shirt - but that's not where he looked.

That's not as fun.

<sulks>

shiba5, I think he needs to make it up to you.  By dancing like this.



@Ninche - Your wall of text makes perfect sense.  Mmmm, men being affectionate and cuddly...



Um, here's some Anders!  (Just ignore that Alistair fellow, forget I even linked to him, I'm a faithful Anderstian, don't excommunicate me.)  It's by elethe.
I miss winter.  Anders would win any snowball fight without trying.

Modifié par CatOfEvilGenius, 20 avril 2011 - 08:23 .

[SmilingDeceit]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

All this talk of breasts and lesbians makes me want to draw all the male DA2 companions as women!
(Except Varric, who is far too manly, damn him.)

Do it. doitdoitdoitdoit. <3

And you guys are no fun. My link is so much better than Kawamura's rick roll. 

Fine, I'll take my links and myself elsewhere. *goes to read wonderful Thane/Shep fic update*

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 08:22 .

[highcastle]

Ninche wrote...

I actually think it's obsession with men breaking the stereotypical male behavioral patterns and expressing love and tender physical contact with each other. With me it started as an obsession with bromance - any two good looking guys that showed ANY kind of care for each other and would touch each others cheeks or w/e. Then it progressed to guys kissing (I blame a bunch of spanish directors for that) etc.e tc. Being a straight female definitely has something to do with it - I surely don't read any lesbian fanfics or web comics - and the less attractive the guys in the story/game/film the less likely I am to become involved. 

Soo it's part just being straight and enjoying good looking male bodies touching each other, part just enjoying men being emotional and passionately in love, and part enjoying it because i know it pisses pathetic homophobes off. 

Interesting. I'm so up for m/m in just about any medium, but I dislike the stuff that gets too romantic or overly emotional so fast. I don't think it has anything to do with gender roles, though. I'm just not comfortable with that level of intimacy from anyone. Oddly, though, I quite liked the Anders romanced even with his confession of feelings so soon after sexytimes. I think because he mentions he's been holding all this in for 3 years, which apparently in my deep-seated, intimacy-phobic brain is the proper amount of time to wait before you're allowed to express feelings.

[YamiSnuffles]

yukidama wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

...I want a mod that allows us to tattoo lyrium breasts onto Fenris. XD

Yesssssss.

I think after that dialogue between Fenris and Izzy, Hawke should have had the option to tackle Fenris and make it so. He did say having lyrium breasts would make things better.

*points to avatar*

Problem solved

You do tend to solve problems. Like the problem of Anders not being a saucy pirate wench.

[shiba5]

ipgd wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

I don't see what's confusing at all about the whole concept.

1 hot guy + 1 hot guy = 2 hot guys
1 hot chick + 1 hot chick = 2 hot chicks

I guess I'm too pragmatic. I think they'd just ignore me and I'd just be lonely. heh

I don't really get the "inclusion" thing. It's not like a straight LI/character/porn star is any more likely to want anything to do with you. The whole thing is a spectator sport by nature.

Oh, I'm supposed to sit there and munch popcorn? Ok, I guess...
I'd rather be the filling of a beefcake sammich.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

yukidama wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

...I want a mod that allows us to tattoo lyrium breasts onto Fenris. XD

Yesssssss.

I think after that dialogue between Fenris and Izzy, Hawke should have had the option to tackle Fenris and make it so. He did say having lyrium breasts would make things better.

*points to avatar*

Problem solved

You do tend to solve problems. Like the problem of Anders not being a saucy pirate wench.

 >  > <3

I am going to go and draw that.
NOW.

[Sialater]

MG800 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

He just walked in so I said, "boobies", and he said, "where??" and looked around.  /facepalm

This...is exactly how my boyfriend would react.
I'm about 90% sure my first boyfriend was secretly gay, though. We've fallen out of touch but I'm....pretty sure he was touching manparts in his brain.
His cousins offered to take him to a strip club when he turned 18 (he was sixteen at the time) and he was like, "Uh...er...well...I have...school...and, you know...strip clubs really aren't productive...". His cousins were like, "SCREW PRODUCTIVE! -crack open beer- LET'S LOOK AT BEWBS!" And he was just, "Oh...gee...thanks guys, but....uh...no...no...not at all."

WAT.

Were they paying? 

Lack of desire to go to a strip club doesn't make one gay.  Just sayin'.

[shiba5]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...


shiba5, I think he needs to make it up to you.  By dancing like this.

I don't think I want to see that!

Also, I've just decided that cats are better than dogs. Yes.
My Shiba just came in the house all happy because he dug up and rolled in the spent beer grains we buried in the garden last fall. The smell. Oh, the smell.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Sialater wrote...

Lack of desire to go to a strip club doesn't make one gay.  Just sayin'.

My boyfriend's old roommate once described going to a strip club as "dangling plastic fruit in front of a starving man."  LAWL.  He does have a point 

[Sialater]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Lack of desire to go to a strip club doesn't make one gay.  Just sayin'.

My boyfriend's old roommate once described going to a strip club as "dangling plastic fruit in front of a starving man."  LAWL.  He does have a point 

My husband actually says the same thing.  He's fine with ME stripping for him, though.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Sialater wrote...

Lack of desire to go to a strip club doesn't make one gay.  Just sayin'.

If you knew me, actually knew me, you'd know I'm not one to call someone else gay very often.
He screamed it. Not just because he didn't want to go to a strip club (my current BF of two years has never gone...he's terrified of diseases) but...multiple other things I choose not to disclose on a public board. lol

I certainly don't want to come off as one of those people. But, lord...if only I knew him today.

[Sialater]

shiba5 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

I don't see what's confusing at all about the whole concept.

1 hot guy + 1 hot guy = 2 hot guys
1 hot chick + 1 hot chick = 2 hot chicks

I guess I'm too pragmatic. I think they'd just ignore me and I'd just be lonely. heh

I don't really get the "inclusion" thing. It's not like a straight LI/character/porn star is any more likely to want anything to do with you. The whole thing is a spectator sport by nature.

Oh, I'm supposed to sit there and munch popcorn? Ok, I guess...
I'd rather be the filling of a beefcake sammich.

This. 

[GailRana]

SurelyForth wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Oh man, I killed Arcade Gannon in my FNV games. Well, when I bothered to recruit him at all.

Not because he was gay, but because of the incredibly irritating banter he'd throw out every time I went into Sneak. SHUT. UP.

Of all the things you've posted, of all the arguments you've made, this one makes me want to fight the most.

YOU shut up.

And, just so you know, my covert bandaging skills are a little rusty.

and don't even think of treating anyone like a pack Brahmin.

(sorry, had to reply! I love arcade <3)

Modifié par GailRana, 20 avril 2011 - 08:34 .

[Sialater]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Lack of desire to go to a strip club doesn't make one gay.  Just sayin'.

If you knew me, actually knew me, you'd know I'm not one to call someone else gay very often.
He screamed it. Not just because he didn't want to go to a strip club (my current BF of two years has never gone...he's terrified of diseases) but...multiple other things I choose not to disclose on a public board. lol

I certainly don't want to come off as one of those people. But, lord...if only I knew him today.

Well... if there were OTHER clues.... LOL

But just that action alone?  Not really setting off the 'dar, know what I'm saying?

[CatOfEvilGenius]

shiba5 wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...


shiba5, I think he needs to make it up to you.  By dancing like this.

I don't think I want to see that!

Also, I've just decided that cats are better than dogs. Yes.
My Shiba just came in the house all happy because he dug up and rolled in the spent beer grains we buried in the garden last fall. The smell. Oh, the smell.

The dog smells like Oghren then?  Perhaps your husband can make it up to you by washing the dog!  I'll stop now.  I wouldn't want someone thinking up ways to torture my husband if he didn't think to check my shirt first.  I would however, demand that he dance.



@GailRana - I would be a gay man for Arcade.  Well, my PC would.

Modifié par CatOfEvilGenius, 20 avril 2011 - 08:38 .

[Rinji the Bearded]

What about guys-on-guys?!

... Yeah, I really don't care about being there in the middle. It's just nice to look at.

[upsettingshorts]

My Courier would be a gay man for Arcade if he shut up when I went into sneak. Alas, it clearly wasn't meant to be.

[shiba5]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...


shiba5, I think he needs to make it up to you.  By dancing like this.

I don't think I want to see that!

Also, I've just decided that cats are better than dogs. Yes.
My Shiba just came in the house all happy because he dug up and rolled in the spent beer grains we buried in the garden last fall. The smell. Oh, the smell.

The dog smells like Oghren then?  Perhaps your husband can make it up to you by washing the dog!  I'll stop now.  I wouldn't want someone thinking up ways to torture my husband if he didn't think to check my shirt first.  I would however, demand that he dance.

Dog smelled like what I imagine Kristoff smelled like at the end when Justice hopped on over to Anders.
My husband went "hur hur hur YOUR DOG TODAY!" and disappeared. He did come back though - when threatened with a dick punch.  j/k

[shiba5]

RinjiRenee wrote...

What about guys-on-guys?!

... Yeah, I really don't care about being there in the middle. It's just nice to look at.

What if Anders came in twins?

[GailRana]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

@GailRana - I would be a gay man for Arcade.  Well, my PC would.

i love this thread <3

[LastFadingSmile]

shiba5 wrote...

What if Anders came in twins?

*snicker*

[Ryzaki]

shiba5 wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

What about guys-on-guys?!

... Yeah, I really don't care about being there in the middle. It's just nice to look at.

What if Anders came in twins?