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[SmilingDeceit]

Isabela would be a wonderful teacher. She's the hands-on kind of teacher, and is always willing to give extra tutoring on the ways of swashbuckling until Hawke and Anders pass the final exam.

Edit: In honor of all this, here is some companion group lovings.


by enchantedtiki

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 09:40 .

[GailRana]

Lady Jess wrote...

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

guess Hawke and Anders will just have to practice a bunch first… you know, for science!

[ipgd]

Lady Jess wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

What if Anders came in twins?

Nothing.  Grey Wardens are infertile.

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

He was making a jizz joke. Let him have it, maaan.

[shiba5]

ipgd wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

What if Anders came in twins?

Nothing.  Grey Wardens are infertile.

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

He was making a jizz joke. Let him have it, maaan.

Yeah, lets not read too much into it. It was beautiful the way it was.

[GailRana]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

GailRana wrote...

Andersella is my favorite

but notices, he keeps his scruff in all of those (atleast i think he does...)

No reason for him to lose the scruff as a lady: see beardy!Izzy.

it's true. she's rocking those whiskers

[Sialater]

Lady Jess wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

What if Anders came in twins?

Nothing.  Grey Wardens are infertile.

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

This is a pun.  It is only a pun. 

[Ryzaki]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

Isabela would be a wonderful teacher. She's the hands-on kind of teacher, and is always willing to give extra tutoring on the ways of swashbuckling until Hawke and Anders pass the final exam.

Edit: In honor of all this, here is some companion group lovings.*snip*
by enchantedtiki

If only Fenris and Anders were strangling each other. 

[CatOfEvilGenius]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

Ahhh the bearded Isabela again. My heart melts.

I actually find bearded Aveline incredibly sexy. Though what really killed me was the squirrel on Merril's 

Since Merril is a little derpy, maybe the derpsquirrelbeard fits?

Why did Varric only get a tiny soulpatch?  The bear living on his chest now use up all the hair growth hormones?

Can't say I ever found bearded ladies attractive.  Then I saw Isabela.

Modifié par CatOfEvilGenius, 20 avril 2011 - 09:42 .

[SmilingDeceit]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

Ahhh the bearded Isabela again. My heart melts.

I actually find bearded Aveline incredibly sexy. Though what really killed me was the squirrel on Merril's 

Since Merril is a little derpy, maybe the derpsquirrelbeard fits?

Why did Varric only get a tiny soulpatch?  The bear living on his chest now used up all the hair growth hormones?

Can't say I ever found bearded ladies attractive.  Then I saw Isabela.

*points* Cause it's all on his glorious chest.

And the squirrel is referencing a conversation Merril has about meeting Duncan and how she thought a squirrel had attacked his face the first time they met.

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 09:44 .

[YamiSnuffles]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

Ahhh the bearded Isabela again. My heart melts.

I actually find bearded Aveline incredibly sexy. Though what really killed me was the squirrel on Merril's 

Since Merril is a little derpy, maybe the derpsquirrelbeard fits?

Why did Varric only get a tiny soulpatch?  The bear living on his chest now used up all the hair growth hormones?

Can't say I ever found bearded ladies attractive.  Then I saw Isabela.

I believe the squirrel beard is on Merrill because she comments that when she met Duncan she thought he had a squirrel on his face because she'd never seen a beard.

That said, such a thought is a little derpy. But it's adoraderpy.

[Sialater]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

Isabela would be a wonderful teacher. She's the hands-on kind of teacher, and is always willing to give extra tutoring on the ways of swashbuckling until Hawke and Anders pass the final exam.

Edit: In honor of all this, here is some companion group lovings.


by enchantedtiki

She was VERY helpful teaching my Warden and Alistair.

[SmilingDeceit]

Ryzaki wrote...

If only Fenris and Anders were strangling each other. 

Asphyxiation, eh?

[GailRana]

lol, i love how Anders looks like he just wants to cuddle! (and annoy Fenris )

[nekhbet]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

If only Fenris and Anders were strangling each other. 

Asphyxiation, eh?

Lol. Simultaneously or which one of them gets off on that?

I'd guess Anders.

Modifié par nekhbet, 20 avril 2011 - 09:50 .

[Threeparts]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

That's the one thing I really don't like about Anders sexy time.  Justice doesn't want in on it, but isn't given a choice.  I suppose if they are mostly melded, it's more like part of Janders is opposed, but overall he's for it, which would be acceptable.

Ah, but as it's actually Anders' body, should he be forced into celibacy because the demon possessing him doesn't like sex? If Vengeance objects to it he can gtfo and find someone else to possess. <_<

Wait. Would that be a... sexorcism?

Modifié par Threeparts, 20 avril 2011 - 09:53 .

[SmilingDeceit]

nekhbet wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

If only Fenris and Anders were strangling each other. 

Asphyxiation, eh?

Lol. Simultaneously or which one of them gets off on that?

I'd guess Anders.

I always think Fenris as the catcher when it comes to M/M parrings so..

[Ryzaki]

SmilingDeceit wrote...
Asphyxiation, eh? 

<3 

Indeed. 

[YamiSnuffles]

Threeparts wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

That's the one thing I really don't like about Anders sexy time.  Justice doesn't want in on it, but isn't given a choice.  I suppose if they are mostly melded, it's more like part of Janders is opposed, but overall he's for it, which would be acceptable.

Ah, but as it's actually Anders' body, should he be forced into celibacy because the demon possessing him doesn't like sex? If Vengeance object to it he can gtfo and find someone else to possess. <_<

Wait. Would that be a... sexorcism?

I approve of sexorcisms. I approve so hard.

[silver-crescent]

That 4some pic never gets old

[SmilingDeceit]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

I approve of sexorcisms. I approve so hard.

Would it be done through his Hammer of Justice?

[Mistress Tasharra]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

I approve of sexorcisms. I approve so hard.

Would it be done through his Hammer of Justice?

I prefer the Spear of Righteousness, myself.

[SmilingDeceit]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...


Would it be done through his Hammer of Justice?

I prefer the Spear of Righteousness, myself.

Ohhh, you are correct. I couldn't recall exactly what Izzy called it.

<3

[Miri1984]

I get the impression Justice has no problem with sexytimes, in as much as it's just one of those things people do. It's time wasting, but so is going to the toilet or eating. He probably files it under the "Stuff Humans Do" folder.

[GailRana]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

I approve of sexorcisms. I approve so hard.

Would it be done through his Hammer of Justice?

Modifié par GailRana, 20 avril 2011 - 09:59 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

I approve of sexorcisms. I approve so hard.

Would it be done through his Hammer of Justice?

I prefer the Spear of Righteousness, myself.

Although, considering where Justice might come out during a sexorcism...