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[TripLight]

Heidenreich wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

OMG guys, if I google for "hawke anders baby justice" this thread is the first thing to come up. *sparkles for all*

Oh, and this might have come up in the image search:

This.. is amazing.

I concur, though prettiest should have been scrawled on his forehead.

[Trophonius]

Threeparts wrote...

Man. I would love to see Oghren meeting Isabela. For longer than it
takes for him to pass out, I mean. The dirty jokes would go on for days.

Oghren's fantasy involves Anders in a skirt being tied up by a big templar man.

I always suspected they were sexing each other up while everyone was asleep. Anders calling him 'dirty little dwarf' was too suggestive to pass up.

Modifié par Trophonius, 20 avril 2011 - 10:43 .

[SockPuppet317]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

OMG guys, if I google for "hawke anders baby justice" this thread is the first thing to come up. *sparkles for all*

Oh, and this might have come up in the image search:

I've been extremely depressed all day. Then I come here and see this, and life's wonderful again.

I absolutely love this thread.

[YamiSnuffles]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

With this conversation, and the earlier Grey Wardens fertility conversation, I am having sudden images of Anders and Hawke's first child being Justice.

It is hilarious. XD
(I must make it into a comic strip sometime...)

Ah, finally found it

Edit: Yes Threeparts. Thanks! I just was trying to use creative googling so as to not type in a search that might leave me scarred. Why that picture doesn't scar me, I don't know.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 20 avril 2011 - 10:42 .

[ipgd]

yukidama wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Exactly. That's what I said. That comic is stealing credit for this thread's depravity. *sulks*

And yeah, you might have been the first to bring it up, ipgd.

ipgd always brings me up hurr hurr hurr 

oh bby

[Nilfalasiel]

I can't decide what's worse (better?): FabAnders or the Alicorn...?

I fear this is an impossible choice.

Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 20 avril 2011 - 10:41 .

[Mistress Tasharra]

shiba5 wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

I approve of sexorcisms. I approve so hard.

Would it be done through his Hammer of Justice?

I prefer the Spear of Righteousness, myself.

Hey, now that I'm not at work, I went back and read your "smut". Two wizards up! :wizard:

:happy:

I did something horrible and read this tear-jerking H!Hawke/Anders fill on the Kinkmeme where Anders is made Tranquil, and now I'm all depressed, sitting her cuddling my cat, because I can't function until these images leave my head.

I went from happy, frusterbated goodness to...

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 20 avril 2011 - 10:43 .

[silver-crescent]

Oh my god. *dies*

[upsettingshorts]

Lady Jess wrote...

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

Somehow I think the implication of "trouble" is underestimated by fandom.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 20 avril 2011 - 10:45 .

[MelRedux]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

Somehow I think the implication of "trouble" is underestimated by fandom.

Fandom says that two Wardens can have babies, most of the time twins.  Therefore, if a normal person just *looks* at a Warden, pregnancy ensues.

[ipgd]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Only if both partners ARE wardens. One warden+ one non warden= not infertile. Word of Gaider said they might have some trouble compared to normal people, but they COULD indeed have children. It's two wardens that are infertile.

Somehow I think the implication of "trouble" is underestimated by fandom.

Alistair's mother is implied to have been a Grey Warden in The Calling.

I got the impression wardens weren't infertile but just had a lot of trouble carrying a pregnancy to term.

[YamiSnuffles]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

I can't decide what's worse (better?): FabAnders or the Alicorn...?

I fear this is an impossible choice.

Why choose? Why not have FabAnders ride the Alicorn?

[autumnyte]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

OMG guys, if I google for "hawke anders baby justice" this thread is the first thing to come up. *sparkles for all*

Oh, and this might have come up in the image search:

Hahaha!!!!! This somehow makes up for the crappy day I had and all the irritating comments i just read on Deviant Art.  I love this thread so much.

[silver-crescent]

I'm sure they can use blood magic to increase fertility... or something...

[mellifera]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

I can't decide what's worse (better?): FabAnders or the Alicorn...?

I fear this is an impossible choice.

Why choose? Why not have FabAnders ride the Alicorn?

What is this FabAnders boolsheet.

Meredanders has a stable of Alicorns.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

ipgd wrote...

Alistair's mother is implied to have been a Grey Warden in The Calling.

I got the impression wardens weren't infertile but just had a lot of trouble carrying a pregnancy to term.

Yeah, Fiona was apparently supposed to be Alistair's mother. But apparently, according to some timeline, Alistair should be 18 if that's the case...

And what's this nonesense about infertile Grey Wardens?
Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 20 avril 2011 - 10:52 .

[Kawamura]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Alistair's mother is implied to have been a Grey Warden in The Calling.

I got the impression wardens weren't infertile but just had a lot of trouble carrying a pregnancy to term.

Yeah, Fiona was apparently supposed to be Alistair's mother. But apparently, according to some timeline, Alistair should be 18 if that's the case...

... I ... kinda thought he was. Or something surprisingly young like that.

[ipgd]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Alistair's mother is implied to have been a Grey Warden in The Calling.

I got the impression wardens weren't infertile but just had a lot of trouble carrying a pregnancy to term.

Yeah, Fiona was apparently supposed to be Alistair's mother. But apparently, according to some timeline, Alistair should be 18 if that's the case...

And dwarves apparently have a gestation period shorter than 6 months, so I've stopped caring about timelines at this point.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

yukidama wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

I can't decide what's worse (better?): FabAnders or the Alicorn...?

I fear this is an impossible choice.

Why choose? Why not have FabAnders ride the Alicorn?

What is this FabAnders boolsheet.

Meredanders has a stable of Alicorns.

Meredanders has several hundred stabled of Alicorns.
Meredanders is too awesome for hisherits awesomeness to be contained.

[upsettingshorts]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

Dark Ritual steps:

1) Down a bucket of fertility drugs
2) A wizard did it

[shiba5]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


And what's this nonesense about infertile Grey Wardens?
Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

It's the demise of a once great jiz joke.

[Purposeof-Flight]

ipgd wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Alistair's mother is implied to have been a Grey Warden in The Calling.

I got the impression wardens weren't infertile but just had a lot of trouble carrying a pregnancy to term.

Yeah, Fiona was apparently supposed to be Alistair's mother. But apparently, according to some timeline, Alistair should be 18 if that's the case...

And dwarves apparently have a gestation period shorter than 6 months, so I've stopped caring about timelines at this point.

Yeah....if you try to put all of the timelines together, you just end up mind****ing yourself.
Best to just let it go.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

ipgd wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Alistair's mother is implied to have been a Grey Warden in The Calling.

I got the impression wardens weren't infertile but just had a lot of trouble carrying a pregnancy to term.

Yeah, Fiona was apparently supposed to be Alistair's mother. But apparently, according to some timeline, Alistair should be 18 if that's the case...

And dwarves apparently have a gestation period shorter than 6 months, so I've stopped caring about timelines at this point.

True. If that's the case, either:
A) Man, the darkspawn horde are slow! The Archdemon must be very lazy...
or
Rica is... amazing in the biology department. 

In my canon, Alistair's mother is an elven mage Grey-Warden. So there.

[mellifera]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

Dark Ritual steps:

1) Down a bucket of fertility drugs
2) A wizard did it

But I don't want Anders to do the DR with my Hawke and give birth to Justice

It'd ruin the figure of whoever is carrying it. DNW.

Modifié par yukidama, 20 avril 2011 - 10:56 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


And what's this nonesense about infertile Grey Wardens?
Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

It's the demise of a once great jiz joke.

Okay what is this joke of **** you guys speak of?
Anyone care to enlighten me?

Back when Lady Jess first posted it, everyone said it was a **** joke. But I read it over and over and couldn't find the joke. Did she word it differently or whaaat?


I can't say ****? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 20 avril 2011 - 10:58 .