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[upsettingshorts]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Okay what is this joke of **** you guys speak of?
Anyone care to enlighten me?

I'm the one who spelled it out by bringing up infertility.

"What if Anders came in twins?"
"Nothing, Grey Wardens are infertile."

That it would be more accurate to have said "Probably nothing, as Grey Wardens have trouble conceiving children" but brevity is the soul of wit.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 20 avril 2011 - 10:58 .

[Heidenreich]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


And what's this nonesense about infertile Grey Wardens?
Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

It's the demise of a once great jiz joke.

Okay what is this joke of **** you guys speak of?
Anyone care to enlighten me?

Back when Lady Jess first posted it, everyone said it was a **** joke. But I read it over and over and couldn't find the joke. Did she word it differently or whaaat?

It's okay, chicken, I'm confused too. Here, have some Anders shaped cookies. They have little revolution-related saying written in a speech bubble comming out of that adorable face. Also, chocolate-sprinkle-face-scruff.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


And what's this nonesense about infertile Grey Wardens?
Morrigan never had any issues getting knocked up. And according to mods, even women can get her pregnant. XD

It's the demise of a once great jiz joke.

Okay what is this joke of **** you guys speak of?
Anyone care to enlighten me?

Back when Lady Jess first posted it, everyone said it was a **** joke. But I read it over and over and couldn't find the joke. Did she word it differently or whaaat?


I can't say ****? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

It starts all the way back on page 1181 (bottom). This is why you never walk away from the thread.

Modifié par shiba5, 20 avril 2011 - 11:02 .

[silver-crescent]

They have PREGNANCY mods?? Seriously?

It's times like these I'm glad I'm a console gamer, so I don't have to cope with this stuff.

[tmp7704]

yukidama wrote...

Meredanders has a stable of Alicorns.

Totally not true; she's neither Grey Warden nor a virgin, so totally lacking means of attracting even single Alicorn.

[Nilfalasiel]

silver-crescent wrote...

They have PREGNANCY mods?? Seriously?

It's times like these I'm glad I'm a console gamer, so I don't have to cope with this stuff.

Hey, mods are like "teh gayness": if you don't like it, just don't do it!  They're godsends for fixing bugged dialogue though.

Also, I approve of Anders cookies with chocolate sprinkle scruff.

As for FabAnders riding the Alicorn, I...uh...I think my mind just imploded from the sheer amount of bling involved in that. Also, I've gone inwardly blind from the glitter explosion.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

tmp7704 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Meredanders has a stable of Alicorns.

Totally not true; she's neither Grey Warden nor a virgin, so totally lacking means of attracting even single Alicorn.

Oh that's true, that's very true... Guess there's nothing to be done...

*cough*theresalwayskidnappingandrape*cough*

[shiba5]

The chicken has been gone too long. I'm worried.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

silver-crescent wrote...

They have PREGNANCY mods?? Seriously?

It's times like these I'm glad I'm a console gamer, so I don't have to cope with this stuff.

Not yet, no. (I wouldn't put anything past modders. XD)

It just takes the male-only constraint off of the morrigan romance, so the Dark Ritual can now involve lesbian-sex. XD

[Heidenreich]

shiba5 wrote...

The chicken has been gone too long. I'm worried.

Did we.. .. Break.. him?

[Purposeof-Flight]

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

[tmp7704]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Not yet, no. (I wouldn't put anything past modders. XD)

Actually, yes. At least one of the nude mods out there has option of pregnant body shape.

Also, the hermaphrodite option; although i don't know if there's combination of these two.
The more you know

Modifié par tmp7704, 20 avril 2011 - 11:12 .

[ipgd]

tmp7704 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Meredanders has a stable of Alicorns.

Totally not true; she's neither Grey Warden nor a virgin, so totally lacking means of attracting even single Alicorn.

Meredanders saddlebacks to preserve his virginity.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

It's OK. I still don't quite get it.

(It took me half-an-hour to get the "came in twins" joke. 

(I'm still getting rid of Zombie Wynne necroboners and FabAndersxAlicorn images. <_<)

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 20 avril 2011 - 11:13 .

[Heidenreich]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

"What if Anders came in twins" --- in relation to the double gif of anders.

The joke?

"What if Anders came in twins."

*pats the chicken, gives cookie*<3

[Purposeof-Flight]

Heidenreich wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

"What if Anders came in twins" --- in relation to the double gif of anders.

The joke?

"What if Anders came in twins."

*pats the chicken, gives cookie*<3

OHHH hahahaha.
Yeah....thanks. Whoa.
I am....yeah...I'm stupid. Thanks for that.

[SmilingDeceit]

Heidenreich wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

The chicken has been gone too long. I'm worried.

Did we.. .. Break.. him?

I'm more surprised at only the chicken being broken. Specially with how this thread's direction has gone today.. *eyes own signature*

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Heidenreich wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

"What if Anders came in twins" --- in relation to the double gif of anders.

The joke?

"What if Anders came in twins."

*pats the chicken, gives cookie*<3

...wait. That WAS the joke!?

*facepalm*

[shiba5]

Heidenreich wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

"What if Anders came in twins" --- in relation to the double gif of anders.

The joke?

"What if Anders came in twins."

*pats the chicken, gives cookie*<3

Thanks, I didn't want to explain. It's like giving "the talk".
See chicken, when Anders and Hawke love each other VERY much...

...something, something necroboners.

Modifié par shiba5, 20 avril 2011 - 11:16 .

[Heidenreich]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No....believe it or not I'm still trying to get the **** joke.
-looks ashamed-

"What if Anders came in twins" --- in relation to the double gif of anders.

The joke?

"What if Anders came in twins."

*pats the chicken, gives cookie*<3

...wait. That WAS the joke!?

*facepalm*

Possibly. It's just how I read it the first time I saw it.  I could be off base, but either way, its funny. <3

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Thanks, I didn't want to explain. It's like giving "the talk".
See chicken, when Anders and Hawke love each other VERY much...

Hardy har har.
<_<

[eleridragon]

*puts out plate of assorted cookies for all those that didn't get the joke and those that did*

There, now no one can feel bad.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

eleridragon wrote...

*puts out plate of assorted cookies for all those that didn't get the joke and those that did*

There, now no one can feel bad.

...I get the urge to make puns regarding "eating Anders".

[Heidenreich]

QUICK, someone stroke the chicken!

.... no, yea there's no saving that one. I need some coffee.

Modifié par Heidenreich, 20 avril 2011 - 11:18 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Heidenreich wrote...

QUICK, someone stroke the chicken!

ROFL
Oh I am in a bad state of mind right now...