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AquilaChrysaetos86

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eleridragon wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

eleridragon wrote...

*squees*  *hugs Aquila and hands out more cookies*

YAY! Anders shaped cookies? :wub:


Well there's still some left on the plate, the Varric and Anders ones seem to have gone first though, no IDEA why :whistle:

*hands Aquila some freshly baked Anders cookies, with justice sprinkles*

Eee, hugs and cookies? You're spoiling me. Iloveitreally!

Y'know, I've been wanting to do some baking. I may just have to make some Anders themed gingerbreads, hang them on ribbons and FESTOON them about the house. I will do this whilst wearing rainbow colours and singing 'Maker Noo!'. It will be epic.

Edit: Oh, blah, ToP
This one never seems to get the love it deserves.
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Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 21 avril 2011 - 12:37 .


#29877
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ekurian wrote...

Now all we need are those penis gnomes, and my life is complete.


This is what I'm here for, people.


Crouching tiger, hidden ****** gnome. Image IPB

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ekurian wrote...

Now all we need are those penis gnomes, and my life is complete.


This is what I'm here for, people.


I love you.

I want you here UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE. <3

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yukidama wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

I'd almost agree except, they DID come and try to enslave the Denerim Alienage during the blight.  And the whole slavery thing, after seeing how Fenris was treated i don't know. Besides, I want to be a Raider next time. PIRATE ZEVRAN where are you???


Well, that's the point, isn't it? All glimpses we get are of the evil slaver mage bogeymen and beyond that.... what? Makes it difficult to care when they're such a caricature in a game that prides itself on the greyness of its grey.


Yes exactly.  It's the whole "not everything is as it seems...." thingie.

#29880
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ekurian wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ekurian wrote...

Now all we need are those penis gnomes, and my life is complete.


This is what I'm here for, people.


I love you.

I want you here UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE. <3


Yeah, I get that a lot.
-preens some more-

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ekurian wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ekurian wrote...

Now all we need are those penis gnomes, and my life is complete.


This is what I'm here for, people.


I love you.

I want you here UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE. <3


UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE, THE CHICKEN.

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More Anders - booty call with the door open.

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The scary thing is, that's how a lot of gamers see Anders' "flirting," when really it's quite bashful and he immediately offers you an out. The line is something like, "I knew beneath that scruffy exterior was a good man" (I fail at paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it). He then qualifies it with, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't presume. Am I making you uncomfortable?" But so many people act like he's perving on them hardcore. And yet virtually no one reacts to Isabela making much more aggressive advances.

I know it's meant as a joke. I just got an arguement with someone at uni today about Anders being a "predatory gay" (in his words). Now I'm annoyed.

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highcastle wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...


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The scary thing is, that's how a lot of gamers see Anders' "flirting," when really it's quite bashful and he immediately offers you an out. The line is something like, "I knew beneath that scruffy exterior was a good man" (I fail at paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it). He then qualifies it with, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't presume. Am I making you uncomfortable?" But so many people act like he's perving on them hardcore. And yet virtually no one reacts to Isabela making much more aggressive advances.

I know it's meant as a joke. I just got an arguement with someone at uni today about Anders being a "predatory gay" (in his words). Now I'm annoyed.




No annoyed! The point was to make my post "Anders Relevent!", not to Annoy! Quick, The Chicken! We need a link to fix the annoyed!

Modifié par Heidenreich, 21 avril 2011 - 12:40 .


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If he was predatory gay, I'd be so hot for it. You have no idea.

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shiba5 wrote...

More Anders - booty call with the door open.

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I wonder how Bodahn feels about that. LMFAO

I think I posted dialogue like FIFTY MILLION pages back.
It went something like
Leandra: They're making the strangest noises in there. Maybe I should check on him.
Bodahn: Er, no...I don't think that's necessary, miss.
Leandra: But....what if he's choking on something?
Orana, Bodahn: :huh: :?
Sandal: ENCHANTMENT!

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highcastle wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...


-comic snip-


The scary thing is, that's how a lot of gamers see Anders' "flirting," when really it's quite bashful and he immediately offers you an out. The line is something like, "I knew beneath that scruffy exterior was a good man" (I fail at paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it). He then qualifies it with, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't presume. Am I making you uncomfortable?" But so many people act like he's perving on them hardcore. And yet virtually no one reacts to Isabela making much more aggressive advances.

I know it's meant as a joke. I just got an arguement with someone at uni today about Anders being a "predatory gay" (in his words). Now I'm annoyed.


I see that comic more as a 'Anders is so hot I ended up romancing him without intending to'.
I know I did.

I went in to DA2 execting to fall prey to Fenris, then Anders appearned and...:wub:

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Heidenreich wrote...


No annoyed! The point was to make my post "Anders Relevent!", not to Annoy! Quick, The Chicken! We need a link to fix the annoyed!


Are you sure that's a good idea?:whistle:

Bah, who am I to talk though..<_<

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ekurian wrote...

highcastle wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...


-comic snip-


The scary thing is, that's how a lot of gamers see Anders' "flirting," when really it's quite bashful and he immediately offers you an out. The line is something like, "I knew beneath that scruffy exterior was a good man" (I fail at paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it). He then qualifies it with, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't presume. Am I making you uncomfortable?" But so many people act like he's perving on them hardcore. And yet virtually no one reacts to Isabela making much more aggressive advances.

I know it's meant as a joke. I just got an arguement with someone at uni today about Anders being a "predatory gay" (in his words). Now I'm annoyed.


I see that comic more as a 'Anders is so hot I ended up romancing him without intending to'.
I know I did.

I went in to DA2 execting to fall prey to Fenris, then Anders appearned and...:wub:


Magic happened in your pants? <3

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ekurian wrote...

highcastle wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...


-comic snip-


The scary thing is, that's how a lot of gamers see Anders' "flirting," when really it's quite bashful and he immediately offers you an out. The line is something like, "I knew beneath that scruffy exterior was a good man" (I fail at paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it). He then qualifies it with, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't presume. Am I making you uncomfortable?" But so many people act like he's perving on them hardcore. And yet virtually no one reacts to Isabela making much more aggressive advances.

I know it's meant as a joke. I just got an arguement with someone at uni today about Anders being a "predatory gay" (in his words). Now I'm annoyed.


I see that comic more as a 'Anders is so hot I ended up romancing him without intending to'.
I know I did.

I went in to DA2 execting to fall prey to Fenris, then Anders appearned and...:wub:


A Wild Anders apears! Its super effective! :wizard:

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Heidenreich wrote...
A Wild Anders apears! Its super effective! :wizard:


Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Magic happened in your pants? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]


That's exactly how it went.

He was all 'I have made this a sanctum of healing and salvation!' and I think I Squeejuiced.

Once you go Anders, you can't go back.

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Heidenreich wrote...

A Wild Anders apears! Its super effective! :wizard:


Oh. Maker.

Stop reading my mind, get out! GET OUT!

Ahhh, nevermind. You can stay..

#29893
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I'm not annoyed at the comic or the thread. Just the idiot I talked to in line at the book buy-back this afternoon. This thread always ends my annoyance. :)

#29894
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ekurian wrote...

highcastle wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...


-comic snip-


-snip-


I see that comic more as a 'Anders is so hot I ended up romancing him without intending to'.
I know I did.

I went in to DA2 execting to fall prey to Fenris, then Anders appearned and...:wub:

Am I the only person who was intending to romance Anders, got spoiled and then did it anyway?

He told me he would only hurt me and I loved every second of it! /masochism.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I wonder how Bodahn feels about that. LMFAO

I think I posted dialogue like FIFTY MILLION pages back.
It went something like
Leandra: They're making the strangest noises in there. Maybe I should check on him.
Bodahn: Er, no...I don't think that's necessary, miss.
Leandra: But....what if he's choking on something?
Orana, Bodahn: :huh: :?
Sandal: ENCHANTMENT!


More like: NOT ENCHANTMENT! I want to go home! :lol:

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one of these days, when I'm not so lazy.

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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

ekurian wrote...

highcastle wrote...

Heidenreich wrote...


-comic snip-


-snip-


I see that comic more as a 'Anders is so hot I ended up romancing him without intending to'.
I know I did.

I went in to DA2 execting to fall prey to Fenris, then Anders appearned and...:wub:

Am I the only person who was intending to romance Anders, got spoiled and then did it anyway?

He told me he would only hurt me and I loved every second of it! /masochism.


I'd left all DA2 internets places to prevent spoileryness once Fenris shown, so I actually had no idea Anders was a teammember, let alone an LI.
When I figured it out, it was the best day of my liiiiiife <3

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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...


Am I the only person who was intending to romance Anders, got spoiled and then did it anyway?

He told me he would only hurt me and I loved every second of it! /masochism.


Nope. You're not alone.

As soon as I found out Anders was coming back and as a LI, I knew what I had to do, and it involved getting inside his pants. :wub:

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shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I wonder how Bodahn feels about that. LMFAO

I think I posted dialogue like FIFTY MILLION pages back.
It went something like
Leandra: They're making the strangest noises in there. Maybe I should check on him.
Bodahn: Er, no...I don't think that's necessary, miss.
Leandra: But....what if he's choking on something?
Orana, Bodahn: :huh: :?
Sandal: ENCHANTMENT!


More like: NOT ENCHANTMENT! I want to go home! :lol:


Oh man, I clicked on Sandal so many times to hear his prophecy, and I always got that damn "I want to go home" quote. I can hear it in my sleep, I tell you. Much like Sandal and his old lady laughing.

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highcastle wrote...

I'm not annoyed at the comic or the thread. Just the idiot I talked to in line at the book buy-back this afternoon. This thread always ends my annoyance. :)


Ew. Idiots in public places.
Like the guy I ordered my shake from at Mickey D's today. I ended up unloading my life story on him, I was so pissed.

Me: Can I have a chocolate shake, please?
Him: Soonestrawberryshakeokaypleasepulluptothefirstwindow.
Me: Wait...no. Chocolate. Chocolate shake.
Him: Chocolate sundae?
Me:......No. Chocolate shake.
Him: You have to speak up, I can't hear you.
Me: ......DUDE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! I HAVE FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE I HAVE TO HAUL MY ASS BACK TO class SO I CAN FINISH THIS DEGREE AND MAKE MY MOTHER HAPPY! AND YOU HAVE TEN ****ING SECONDS BEFORE I START SMASHING ****!
Him: Chocolate shake, then. First window, please.
Me: Thank you.