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Magaloo wrote...

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Hey, how about DA2 meets Robot Unicorn Attack!? :D
*is shot violently*


Well he could be riding Unicorn Alistair and kittens would be jumping out with rainbows and it would be ! oooh looove


We need new templar killing, pro-mage lyrics!

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MOAR GINDERS!!!

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#31277
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YamiSnuffles wrote...

An epic story of depravity for you all:

Once upon a time there was a group of fabulous princess sisters. Their names were Ginders, Andersella, Meredanders, and Swanders. Meredith was jealous of their fabulousness, so she locked them in a tower. When the Hawke twins, Marian and Garrett, heard of this travesty, they knew they had to free the fair maidens.

First they had to cross the sea, but they weren't sure how, since they didn't have a boat. While they were pondering this problem, they saw a splash and heard the most beautiful singing. Lured by such wonder, they waded into the shallows. That's when they saw Mermanders. Mermanders agreed to help them because he was a princess also. He wouldn't let his fellow princesses be locked up.

Mermanders use his mermagic to temporarily transform the Hawkes into merpeople as well. He gave merGarret a shell bra because, as he said in a strange voice, "Man nipples are an injustice." MerMarian was given no top. Apparently covering her breasts was also an injustice."

*stay tuned for more. How will our intrepid heroes save the princesses? Will there be necroboners? Of course!*


...OHMYGODILOVEYOUWILLYOUMARRYME!?!

I vote YamiSnuffles for President of the world!

#31278
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 So, this song kinda reminds me of Anders <_<


Especially in the rivalry path



Especially the bolded parts:

She's addicted to nicotine patches.
She's addicted to nicotine patches.
She's afraid of the light in the dark.
6.58 are you sure where my spark is?
Here... Here... Here...

She's convinced she could hold back a glacier,
(Convinced she could hold back sands of fire.)
But she couldn't keep Baby alive.
Doubting if there's a woman in there somewhere.
(Ha... doubting... guilty, guilty.)
Here... Here... Here...



You say you don't want it again and again.
But you don't, don't really mean it.
You say you don't want it, this circus we're in.
But you don't, don't really mean it.
You don't, don't really mean it...



If the Divine master plan is perfection,
(Somewhere...)
Maybe next I'll give Judas a try.
(Somewhere...)

Trusting my soul to the ice-cream assassin.
Here... Here... Here...


You say you don't want it again and again.
But you don't, don't really mean it.
You say you don't want it, this circus we're in.
But you don't, don't really mean it.
You don't, don't really mean it...


How many fates turn around in the overtime?
Ballerinas that have fins that you'll never find.
You thought that you were the bomb, yes well so did I. (lol)
Say you don't want it, say you don't want it...
How many fates turn around in the overtime?
(How many...)
Ballerinas that have fins that you'll never find.
(Girls into good sunshinin'.)
You thought that you were the bomb, yes well so did I.
(Open around the world until...)
Say you don't want it, say you don't want it.
Say you don't want it again and again.
But you don't, don't really mean it.
Say you don't want it this circus we're in.
But you don't, don't you don't really mean it.
You don't, don't really mean it...


She's addicted to nicotine patches.
She's afraid of the light in the dark.
6.58 are you sure where my spark is?
Here... Here... Here... 

Modifié par silver-crescent, 22 avril 2011 - 06:17 .


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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Take your pick people:
1) Meredanders
http://t2.gstatic.co...pTWgY6RGiuk87Rg
2) Zombie-Wynne necroboners
3) Sebina and mpreg
4) MOAR Ginders!!!
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5) Ridiculous obscure references (Monty Python, Harry Potter, Baldur's Gate...)
6) Picking on Greagoir
7) Suggestions?


Do you realise how much I love you for number 6? :D

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silver-crescent wrote...

 So, this song kinda reminds me of Anders <_<

Especially in the rivalry path



 




God, I love Tori. You there; have my sparkling ginger babies.

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This thread is golden.
Also, I think I am in love with Aimo now. That jealous Anders is BRILLIANT! *squee*

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Always I want to be with you
And drown in blood with you
In magical harmony
Harmony! Oh Hawkeeeee

Can't wait for Yami's tale... so what happens with the shameboners the necroboners and the prideboners? The princesses? such injustice to have to wait

Modifié par Magaloo, 22 avril 2011 - 06:23 .


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...I have the strangest urge to draw Nathaniel and Anders making out...

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

...I have the strangest urge to draw Nathaniel and Anders making out...


and why are you not acting on this urge right now?

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Fan comic for Anders! Starring: Anders, Margaret Hawke, Carver Hawke, Aveline Vallen, Varric Tethras, LOL llama, and Coriff (Corrif? Meh, who cares.) teh bartender.

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ENJOY!

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Kolotosa wrote...

God, I love Tori. You there; have my sparkling ginger babies.


I've been listening to From The Choirgirl Hotel on repeat today for the first time in ages. It's SUCH a good album.

Playboy Mommy is the most depressing song ever :(

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Our story continues...

MerGarret, MerMarian, and Mermanders swam through the glittering waters of the Andersea. The Hawke twins asked Mermanders lots of questions about his life under the sea. MerGarret said he had never really considered what it would be like to be a merman and Mermanders said he was free to consider it in as much detail as he fancied.

By the time they got to the other shore, Mermanders was declaring his undying love for them both. The Hawke twins awkwardly offered him a sandwhich and then flopped onto the shore without even waiting for the mermagic to wear off.

Once they had their legs back, the Hawke twins started off toward the Circle Mountains. For it was in these mountains that the tower lay and if they wanted to rescue the princesses they would have to go there. Unfortunately a huge field and forest lay between them and the Circle Mountains.

Luck, though, was on their side. Not far off was a small farm. It seemed to be some sort of Alicorn ranch, for they could see the sparkles from here. They ran toward it, hoping that the master of the ranch would lend them a couple of mounts.

*Okay... this is getting longer and more ridiculous than I first intended. This is why I avoid fanfiction*

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Fan comic for Anders! Starring: Anders, Margaret Hawke, Carver Hawke, Aveline Vallen, Varric Tethras, LOL llama, and Coriff (Corrif? Meh, who cares.) teh bartender.

*LOL*

ENJOY!



Are you trying to kill me!?

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Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Fan comic for Anders! Starring: Anders, Margaret Hawke, Carver Hawke, Aveline Vallen, Varric Tethras, LOL llama, and Coriff (Corrif? Meh, who cares.) teh bartender.
*snip*

ENJOY!


:D

That was hilarious. I can so picture Carver just staring at them like that.

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Our story continues...

MerGarret, MerMarian, and Mermanders swam through the glittering waters of the Andersea. The Hawke twins asked Mermanders lots of questions about his life under the sea. MerGarret said he had never really considered what it would be like to be a merman and Mermanders said he was free to consider it in as much detail as he fancied.

By the time they got to the other shore, Mermanders was declaring his undying love for them both. The Hawke twins awkwardly offered him a sandwhich and then flopped onto the shore without even waiting for the mermagic to wear off.

Once they had their legs back, the Hawke twins started off toward the Circle Mountains. For it was in these mountains that the tower lay and if they wanted to rescue the princesses they would have to go there. Unfortunately a huge field and forest lay between them and the Circle Mountains.

Luck, though, was on their side. Not far off was a small farm. It seemed to be some sort of Alicorn ranch, for they could see the sparkles from here. They ran toward it, hoping that the master of the ranch would lend them a couple of mounts.

*Okay... this is getting longer and more ridiculous than I first intended. This is why I avoid fanfiction*


If you do not continue this epicness, then I am afraid I shall be forced to mardar you!

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It just occurred to me... Carver wasn't there when Hawke and Anders got together, was he...? XD

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Our story continues...

MerGarret, MerMarian, and Mermanders swam through the glittering waters of the Andersea. The Hawke twins asked Mermanders lots of questions about his life under the sea. MerGarret said he had never really considered what it would be like to be a merman and Mermanders said he was free to consider it in as much detail as he fancied.

By the time they got to the other shore, Mermanders was declaring his undying love for them both. The Hawke twins awkwardly offered him a sandwhich and then flopped onto the shore without even waiting for the mermagic to wear off.

Once they had their legs back, the Hawke twins started off toward the Circle Mountains. For it was in these mountains that the tower lay and if they wanted to rescue the princesses they would have to go there. Unfortunately a huge field and forest lay between them and the Circle Mountains.

Luck, though, was on their side. Not far off was a small farm. It seemed to be some sort of Alicorn ranch, for they could see the sparkles from here. They ran toward it, hoping that the master of the ranch would lend them a couple of mounts.

*Okay... this is getting longer and more ridiculous than I first intended. This is why I avoid fanfiction*


I suddenly developed a huge crush on you. I shall now drown you in blood. Wait, that is not how the line goes, is it?

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YOu mean when the romance, started?

Nope. He's either a Templar, a GW or dead by then.

I really wanted protective younger brother banter, dammit!

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Our story continues...

MerGarret, MerMarian, and Mermanders swam through the glittering waters of the Andersea. The Hawke twins asked Mermanders lots of questions about his life under the sea. MerGarret said he had never really considered what it would be like to be a merman and Mermanders said he was free to consider it in as much detail as he fancied.

By the time they got to the other shore, Mermanders was declaring his undying love for them both. The Hawke twins awkwardly offered him a sandwhich and then flopped onto the shore without even waiting for the mermagic to wear off.

Once they had their legs back, the Hawke twins started off toward the Circle Mountains. For it was in these mountains that the tower lay and if they wanted to rescue the princesses they would have to go there. Unfortunately a huge field and forest lay between them and the Circle Mountains.

Luck, though, was on their side. Not far off was a small farm. It seemed to be some sort of Alicorn ranch, for they could see the sparkles from here. They ran toward it, hoping that the master of the ranch would lend them a couple of mounts.

*Okay... this is getting longer and more ridiculous than I first intended. This is why I avoid fanfiction*



*demands* illustrated version of this*


*demands = offers cookies and hugs and much love<3

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Sialater wrote...
I really wanted protective younger brother banter, dammit!


Me too.  That is probably my biggest disappointment with the game: I was looking forward to hilarious family reactions to the LIs.

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Yeah, not even Leandra mentions them, it kinda sucks.

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silver-crescent wrote...

Yeah, not even Leandra mentions them, it kinda sucks.


She does, but very offhand lol.

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Sialater wrote...

YOu mean when the romance, started?

Nope. He's either a Templar, a GW or dead by then.

I really wanted protective younger brother banter, dammit!


Templar!Carver and Anders will make interesting brothers-in-law... :devil:

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silver-crescent wrote...

Yeah, not even Leandra mentions them, it kinda sucks.


You get a elf fellow or a mage fellow comment right?  Not much though considering

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And so goes the sordid tale of Garrett and Marian Hawke...

As it turned out, the master of the Alicorn ranch was a very kindly fellow named FabAnders. FabAnders loved every one of his Alicorns very much and made sure to ride each one daily so that they would know they were loved. Thus, when Garret and Marian asked to borrow an Alicorn or two, FabAnders became anxious.

"I'm not sure I could part with one of my Alicorns, even for a little while," FabAnders told them. "I get very lonely on my own since my dear cat, Ser Pounce ran off. Pounce said he was going to lead a kitten army to save the princesses in the Circle Mountains and I have not seen him since."

Marian's face lit up. "Why sir," she started. "We are heading to the Circle Mountains ourselves to save those very princesses. If we save them, perhaps we can bring Ser Pounce back with us when we return the Alicorns we borrow."

"You would do that? For me?" FabAnders asked with a nervous blush across his cheeks.

"But of course," Marian replied.

FabAnders stared at the ground, suddenly too nervous to look at Marian. Still staring at the ground, he asked, "Well, I know we just met, but I feel like I already know you. Perhaps... perhaps when you return with my Alicorns... you could move in with me?"

Garrett was about to laugh and offer FabAnders a sandwich just as they had with Mermanders. Much to his surprise, though, his sister spoke up first.

"I want to be right here," she said, with a slightly deranged smile. "UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE!!!"

With that, FabAnders jumped on Marian. Garrett had to pry the two apart.

"I think we ought to focus on saving the princesses before we make any hasty promises, sister," he said.

FabAnders and Marian both looked chagrined but agreed. They worked out a deal and then FabAnders led the siblings to his two strongest Alicorns. Although he assured them they were more than up to the task, Marian and Garrett found them to be a bit of a bumpy ride. Actually, no matter what FabAnders might have said, they could have sworn that no one had ever ridden these Alicorns because they seemed so uncomfortable being mounted.

*this... gets worse the more I write it I think. Maybe I shouldn't write on the fly. Or maybe I always should. I'm not sure*