The Anders Thread: Flash Fic Contest! Details on Pg. 2274
#31326
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:29
But it's sketchy, half-assed out of proportion and unfinished.
So don't blame me if it isn't any good. XP
#31327
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:31
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Alright. I'll post a little bit... *grumbles quietly in the corner*
But it's sketchy, half-assed out of proportion and unfinished.
So don't blame me if it isn't any good. XP
YES
*hands box of cookies over*
#31328
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:33
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Alright. I'll post a little bit... *grumbles quietly in the corner*
But it's sketchy, half-assed out of proportion and unfinished.
So don't blame me if it isn't any good. XP
HELLS YES
Now have faith in yourself! It's gonna look awesum *shakefist*
#31329
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:36
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Alright. I'll post a little bit... *grumbles quietly in the corner*
But it's sketchy, half-assed out of proportion and unfinished.
So don't blame me if it isn't any good. XP
Squee?
#31330
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:39
#31331
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:41
Marian and Garrett set up camp on the edge of the Forest of Necroboners. It wasn't the most pleasant place to spend the night, but even Alicorns needed a rest after a long day's ride. Fenris simply sat on his haunches and watched as they set up their tents. Since Fenris did not need a tent himself, Garrett didn't mind that he wasn't helping, but that staring made him uncomfortable.
"Why are you watching me?" he finally asked, when he could handle it no more.
"Why are you dressed so?" the wolf replied. "Or, I suppose I should ask, why aren't you wearing anything aside from those ridiculous shells on your chest?"
"My sister and I had to cross the sea to get here. Since we didn't have a boat, a princess named Mermanders turned us to merpeople so that we could swim," Garret explained. "I guess our clothes just got lost in the process."
Fenris bared his teeth.
"Bah, I should have smelled the stench of princess on you," he seethed.
"Will you leave then? I was going to offer you my tent, in case you got cold out here. Surely even surly wolves get cold outside sometimes," Garret remarked.
Fenris quieted his growling at that. He turned his great shaggy head and started pacing. At last, still not facing Garrett he muttered, "I suppose I could put up with the stench of princess for one night."
*posting because I seriously don't know what is happening any more and I need to take a break before it goes somewhere bad*
#31332
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:43
YamiSnuffles wrote...
Onward, into the depths of depravity...
Marian and Garrett set up camp on the edge of the Forest of Necroboners. It wasn't the most pleasant place to spend the night, but even Alicorns needed a rest after a long day's ride. Fenris simply sat on his haunches and watched as they set up their tents. Since Fenris did not need a tent himself, Garrett didn't mind that he wasn't helping, but that staring made him uncomfortable.
"Why are you watching me?" he finally asked, when he could handle it no more.
"Why are you dressed so?" the wolf replied. "Or, I suppose I should ask, why aren't you wearing anything aside from those ridiculous shells on your chest?"
"My sister and I had to cross the sea to get here. Since we didn't have a boat, a princess named Mermanders turned us to merpeople so that we could swim," Garret explained. "I guess our clothes just got lost in the process."
Fenris bared his teeth.
"Bah, I should have smelled the stench of princess on you," he seethed.
"Will you leave then? I was going to offer you my tent, in case you got cold out here. Surely even surly wolves get cold outside sometimes," Garret remarked.
Fenris quieted his growling at that. He turned his great shaggy head and started pacing. At last, still not facing Garrett he muttered, "I suppose I could put up with the stench of princess for one night."
*posting because I seriously don't know what is happening any more and I need to take a break before it goes somewhere bad*
We trust you.
This is crack gold.
#31333
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:44
YamiSnuffles wrote...
Onward, into the depths of depravity...
Marian and Garrett set up camp on the edge of the Forest of Necroboners. It wasn't the most pleasant place to spend the night, but even Alicorns needed a rest after a long day's ride. Fenris simply sat on his haunches and watched as they set up their tents. Since Fenris did not need a tent himself, Garrett didn't mind that he wasn't helping, but that staring made him uncomfortable.
"Why are you watching me?" he finally asked, when he could handle it no more.
"Why are you dressed so?" the wolf replied. "Or, I suppose I should ask, why aren't you wearing anything aside from those ridiculous shells on your chest?"
"My sister and I had to cross the sea to get here. Since we didn't have a boat, a princess named Mermanders turned us to merpeople so that we could swim," Garret explained. "I guess our clothes just got lost in the process."
Fenris bared his teeth.
"Bah, I should have smelled the stench of princess on you," he seethed.
"Will you leave then? I was going to offer you my tent, in case you got cold out here. Surely even surly wolves get cold outside sometimes," Garret remarked.
Fenris quieted his growling at that. He turned his great shaggy head and started pacing. At last, still not facing Garrett he muttered, "I suppose I could put up with the stench of princess for one night."
*posting because I seriously don't know what is happening any more and I need to take a break before it goes somewhere bad*
As long as it ends in an orgy.
Otherwise I write essays about how you are a poor writer and should be fired.
Modifié par yukidama, 22 avril 2011 - 07:44 .
#31334
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:45
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 22 avril 2011 - 07:49 .
#31335
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:46
yukidama wrote...
As long as it ends in an orgy.
Otherwise I write essays about how you are a poor writer and should be fired.
Hahaha. I shall do my best then. Because, really, what good is any story if it doesn't end in an orgy?
#31336
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:51
YamiSnuffles wrote...
Onward, into the depths of depravity...
Marian and Garrett set up camp on the edge of the Forest of Necroboners. It wasn't the most pleasant place to spend the night, but even Alicorns needed a rest after a long day's ride. Fenris simply sat on his haunches and watched as they set up their tents. Since Fenris did not need a tent himself, Garrett didn't mind that he wasn't helping, but that staring made him uncomfortable.
"Why are you watching me?" he finally asked, when he could handle it no more.
"Why are you dressed so?" the wolf replied. "Or, I suppose I should ask, why aren't you wearing anything aside from those ridiculous shells on your chest?"
"My sister and I had to cross the sea to get here. Since we didn't have a boat, a princess named Mermanders turned us to merpeople so that we could swim," Garret explained. "I guess our clothes just got lost in the process."
Fenris bared his teeth.
"Bah, I should have smelled the stench of princess on you," he seethed.
"Will you leave then? I was going to offer you my tent, in case you got cold out here. Surely even surly wolves get cold outside sometimes," Garret remarked.
Fenris quieted his growling at that. He turned his great shaggy head and started pacing. At last, still not facing Garrett he muttered, "I suppose I could put up with the stench of princess for one night."
*posting because I seriously don't know what is happening any more and I need to take a break before it goes somewhere bad*
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS.
#31337
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:51
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
\\o/ This is why you go with your instincts!
*hands over cookies*
#31338
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:52
YamiSnuffles wrote...
yukidama wrote...
As long as it ends in an orgy.
Otherwise I write essays about how you are a poor writer and should be fired.
Hahaha. I shall do my best then. Because, really, what good is any story if it doesn't end in an orgy?
You need that last sentence as a sig somewhere, just saying, and I am loving the story so far <3<3<3
#31339
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:55
eleridragon wrote...
YamiSnuffles wrote...
yukidama wrote...
As long as it ends in an orgy.
Otherwise I write essays about how you are a poor writer and should be fired.
Hahaha. I shall do my best then. Because, really, what good is any story if it doesn't end in an orgy?
You need that last sentence as a sig somewhere, just saying, and I am loving the story so far <3<3<3
It is not a story!
It is the first testament of the Anderstian faith!!!
#31340
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:56
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
SQUEE!!!
#31341
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 07:57
Ninche wrote...
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
*snip*
SQUEE!!!We need more kissing and less conversations about Anders being beyond help.
#31342
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:01
.Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
...that... depends... does
"chaste" translate as being very, very close together with Nate
shirtless and with his hand on Anders' butt?
In that case, yeah. My drawing has taken the vow of chastity... [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]
.
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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
The cake is a lie!
#31343
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:02
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
eleridragon wrote...
YamiSnuffles wrote...
yukidama wrote...
As long as it ends in an orgy.
Otherwise I write essays about how you are a poor writer and should be fired.
Hahaha. I shall do my best then. Because, really, what good is any story if it doesn't end in an orgy?
You need that last sentence as a sig somewhere, just saying, and I am loving the story so far <3<3<3
It is not a story!
It is the first testament of the Anderstian faith!!!
Is currently linking all parts of the Testament to spread the word (and cheer someone up on msn)
#31344
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:02
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ninche wrote...
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
*snip*
SQUEE!!!We need more kissing and less conversations about Anders being beyond help.
In my head, kissing is the least of what these two are doing.
What what? I'm sorry my imagination is reeeaaally weak, I will need to see a pciture to get what you're talking about.
#31345
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:03
Inzhuna wrote...
.Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
...that... depends... does
"chaste" translate as being very, very close together with Nate
shirtless and with his hand on Anders' butt?
In that case, yeah. My drawing has taken the vow of chastity... [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]
.
.Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
*snip*
The cake is a lie!
Ah-ah! I said "a little bit"
(Besides the scanner and I are having a bit of a disagreement at the moment.)
#31346
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:04
Ninche wrote...
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ninche wrote...
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
*snip*
SQUEE!!!We need more kissing and less conversations about Anders being beyond help.
In my head, kissing is the least of what these two are doing.
What what? I'm sorry my imagination is reeeaaally weak, I will need to see a pciture to get what you're talking about.
...I am not drawing that.
(Maybe I'll write a fanfic one day... maybe...)
#31347
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:05
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah Crap.
This is the best I can do with it at the moment... (WTF happened to Ander's ponytail...? DX)
See, told ya it'd be awesum :3
Delicious, delicious <3
#31348
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:07
Marian decided that if she wasn't going to sleep, she might as well set about making a fire. She ventured into the eaves of the forest but could find no wood. Well... no wood small enough to make use of for a campfire. She was on the edge of despair when she saw a lantern bobbing in the distance. She ran forward hoping to find travelers that might be able to help her. What she found put all thoughts of the fire out of her head.
The lantern was being held aloft by a small black squirrel. The squirrel had a darling little green scarf tied around its neck and it was riding on the shoulder of a woman. Under most circumstances, Marian might have considered the woman to be scantily clad, but considering her current state of nudity, she supposed she wasn't one to judge. Just behind the squirrel and the woman, was a dwarf with a crossbow. The dwarf seemed to be singing a lullaby to either the crossbow, or some woman named Bianca.
Once she got over her initial surprise at the strange trio, Marian got up the courage to speak.
"Hullo!" she called, "You wouldn't happen to have any spare wood for my campfire would you?"
The trio stopped to consider Marian. The woman smiled at her.
"Sorry sweet thing, you won't find any spare wood here. This one only has eyes for Bianca," she replied, gesturing to the dwarf.
"Not so loud, you two," the dwarf said. "I've only just gotten Bianca to sleep."
Marian could barely contain her curiosity. "Who are all of you?" she asked.
"The name's Varric," the dwarf replied. "My lovely companion is Isabela and the squirrel's name is Daisy."
"Varric, my name is Merrill," she squirrel chimed.
"Right. Like I said, Daisy," the dwarf said.
"What are you all doing out here in the middle of the night?" Marian asked.
"We're merchants. Or thieves. Or story tellers. Take your pick," Isabela said. "Although we could ask the same question of you."
"I told you, I'm looking for wood," Marian replied.
Isabela gave a sweeping gesture. "You're in a forest of dead wood. It should be great for your fire."
Marian frowned. "Yeah, but it's all much to large and I don't have an axe to break it down. I don't need it, really, but I'm worried I'll be cold tonight."
Isabela smiled even wider. "Well, I'm sure we could stop for the night. Varric has Bianca, but I wouldn't mind helping you keep warm."
*Ominous thunderstorm outside. Also, I totally need to finish this, but it seems to be getting longer and longer. >_>*
Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 22 avril 2011 - 08:10 .
#31349
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:12
YamiSnuffles wrote...
Once the tents were made, Marian watched jealously as the others settled in for the night. The Alicorns were snuggling with each other to stay warm and it seemed her brother would have a large hairy companion to keep his tent toasty. All she would have to keep her warm were memories of Mermanders and FabAnders.
Marian decided that if she wasn't going to sleep, she might as well set about making a fire. She ventured into the eaves of the forest but could find no wood. Well... no wood small enough to make use of for a campfire. She was on the edge of despair when she saw a lantern bobbing in the distance. She ran forward hoping to find travelers that might be able to help her. What she found put all thoughts of the fire out of her head.
The lantern was being held aloft by a small black squirrel. The squirrel had a darling little green scarf tied around its neck and it was riding on the shoulder of a woman. Under most circumstances, Marian might have considered the woman to be scantily clad, but considering her current state of nudity, she supposed she wasn't one to judge. Just behind the squirrel and the woman, was a dwarf with a crossbow. The dwarf seemed to be singing a lullaby to either the crossbow, or some woman named Bianca.
Once she got over her initial surprise at the strange trio, Marian got up the courage to speak.
"Hullo!" she called, "You wouldn't happen to have any spare wood for my campfire would you?"
The trio stopped to consider Marian. The woman smiled at her.
"Sorry sweet thing, you won't find any spare wood here. This one only has eyes for Bianca," she replied, gesturing to the dwarf.
"Not so loud, you two," the dwarf said. "I've only just gotten Bianca to sleep."
Marian could barely contain her curiosity. "Who are all of you?" she asked.
"The name's Varric," the dwarf replied. "My lovely companion is Isabela and the squirrel's name is Daisy."
"Varric, my name is Merrill," she squirrel chimed.
"Right. Like I said, Daisy," the dwarf said.
"What are you all doing out here in the middle of the night?" Marian asked.
"We're merchants. Or thieves. Or story tellers. Take your pick," Isabela said. "Although we could ask the same question of you."
"I told you, I'm looking for wood," Marian replied.
Isabela gave a sweeping gesture. "You're in a forest of dead wood. It should be great for your fire."
Marian frowned. "Yeah, but it's all much to large and I don't have an axe to break it down. I don't need it, really, but I'm worried I'll be cold tonight."
Isabela smiled even wider. "Well, I'm sure we could stop for the night. Varric has Bianca, but I wouldn't mind helping you keep warm."
*Ominous thunderstorm outside. Also, I totally need to finish this, but it seems to be getting longer and longer. >_>*
Yes. Yes you do.
And, hey! "Longer" is better!
#31350
Posté 22 avril 2011 - 08:13
Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Alright. I'll post a little bit... *grumbles quietly in the corner*
But it's sketchy, half-assed out of proportion and unfinished.
So don't blame me if it isn't any good. XP
Squeeee! This and Yami's story is the best thing to come back to after baking cookies<3<3<3





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