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[silver-crescent]

ugh I went back to the general DA2 discussion board. That place is still as idiotic as ever. I can't believe after almost 2 months I still find the same ultranegative topics made by the same handful of people. I can recognize their usernames already.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Tyrium wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Anders is about as good at subtlety as he is with stringed instruments.

Or cleaning up his dirty socks.

In (far too many) playthroughs, I have never yet managed to get the dirty socks comment! What do you have to click on? I really want to hear that one.

Does that "none of you" comment only come through if you've already done "Justice"? I've only done "Faith" once - I detest Sebastian.

The socks comment is only available if you don't have the Black Emporium DLC.
If you don't have Dog and click on the bed, Hawke's like, "A grown man and a mage, and Anders still can't pick up his dirty socks."

[Mistress Tasharra]

TripLight wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

TripLight wrote...

This is what happens when you do "Justice" first in Act 3, then take Anders with you for "Faith" and Leiliana says "no one is safe" from the mages.

Extremist, scary Anders makes me hot.

Well, I know what I'll be doing when I hit Act III on this playthrough.

Hence my "Dayum" picture, because I was damn impressed he had the balls to say that right there. He got a very nice surprise from my MageSympathizer Warrior that night.

Hehehe.

No wonder my Mage!Hawke caught Anders' insane revolutionary bug. Anders should come with a warning or something.

[Tyrium]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Tyrium wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Anders is about as good at subtlety as he is with stringed instruments.

Or cleaning up his dirty socks.

In (far too many) playthroughs, I have never yet managed to get the dirty socks comment! What do you have to click on? I really want to hear that one.

Does that "none of you" comment only come through if you've already done "Justice"? I've only done "Faith" once - I detest Sebastian.

The socks comment is only available if you don't have the Black Emporium DLC.
If you don't have Dog and click on the bed, Hawke's like, "A grown man and a mage, and Anders still can't pick up his dirty socks."

Ah! Thanks, damn, that explains why I always get "paw prints!"

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Anders and Bethany should create an anti-subtlety club.

Templar: Good day!
Bethany: OH GOD BROTHER IT'S A TEMPLAR QUICK HIDE MY STAFF!
(tosses staff to Hawke....Hawke stands there looking awkward)
Bethany: Hi...mister Templar.
Templar:..........

Pfff... I wouldn't worry. The templars might as well be blind. Their efficiency is on par with the mass and activity of their braincells - near enough nonexistent.

Three people with magical staves on their back? Must be a new fad, eh?
That glowing fellow over there who's glaring at us? Trick of the light.
Did that woman just slit her wrist and make that guy explode? Nah.

Seriously, Anders pretty much just waltzed into the Chantry on his own and planted a mother****ing bomb.
Have they ever heard of something called security!?!

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

No wonder my Mage!Hawke caught Anders' insane revolutionary bug. Anders should come with a warning or something.

WARNING!
This apostate is an insane pro-mage revolutionist. The revolution he carries is infectious. By the time you have finished reading this, it will be too late.
Welcome to the Anders fanclub Mage Revolution.

[Sylph_14]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Seriously, Anders pretty much just waltzed into the Chantry on his own and planted a mother****ing bomb.
Have they ever heard of something called security!?!

You're forgetting who runs the place. I'm sure if it needed to be more secure, The Maker would manifest some guard-dogs or something

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Sylph_14 wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Seriously, Anders pretty much just waltzed into the Chantry on his own and planted a mother****ing bomb.
Have they ever heard of something called security!?!

You're forgetting who runs the place. I'm sure if it needed to be more secure, The Maker would manifest some guard-dogs or something

Suuure he would! Silly me... 
I'm sure I once proved that the Maker was a pro-mage supporter of Anders' mage revolution or something.
That and the Maker really hates Kirkwall and Elthina.

[Ashwraith]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

No wonder my Mage!Hawke caught Anders' insane revolutionary bug. Anders should come with a warning or something.

WARNING!
This apostate is an insane pro-mage revolutionist. The revolution he carries is infectious. By the time you have finished reading this, it will be too late.
Welcome to the Anders fanclub Mage Revolution.

Have Varric make it into a sign.
He could wear it around his neck. c:

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

silver-crescent wrote...

ugh I went back to the general DA2 discussion board. That place is still as idiotic as ever. I can't believe after almost 2 months I still find the same ultranegative topics made by the same handful of people. I can recognize their usernames already.

Funnily enough, I don't think I've left this thread yet.
I guess I'm too worried about seeing the endless Anders-hate.
I know everybody's entitled to their opinions, but the least they could do is tone it down out of respect for the fans.

Applies to all characters really.

[Ashwraith]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I'm sure I once proved that the Maker was a pro-mage supporter of Anders' mage revolution or something.
That and the Maker really hates Kirkwall and Elthina.

I'm inclined to go with "the Maker is a troll of epic proportions", myself.

*Chantry explodes*

Meredith: HAXX! D:

Sebastian: MAKER NOOOOO

Maker: lol u mad


Particularly since his response to the entire world seems to be "QQ moar", only more eloquently stated.

Modifié par Ashwraith, 25 avril 2011 - 12:14 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ashwraith wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

No wonder my Mage!Hawke caught Anders' insane revolutionary bug. Anders should come with a warning or something.

WARNING!
This apostate is an insane pro-mage revolutionist. The revolution he carries is infectious. By the time you have finished reading this, it will be too late.
Welcome to the Anders fanclub Mage Revolution.

Have Varric make it into a sign.
He could wear it around his neck. c:

Next to his "I'm a mage!" sign.
DA2 really brings to light what he said about "making it easier for the templars".
They really are thick as hell. How do they function!? 

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ashwraith wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I'm sure I once proved that the Maker was a pro-mage supporter of Anders' mage revolution or something.
That and the Maker really hates Kirkwall and Elthina.

I'm inclined to go with "the Maker is a troll of epic proportions", myself.

*Chantry explodes*

Meredith: HAXX! D:

Sebastian: MAKER NOOOOO

Maker: lol noobs

That works too. XD

Or maybe the truth behind Thedas and the dissapearance of the various deities is this:

The Creators, Fen'Harel, The Maker, Andraste and the Old Gods are all playing MMORPGs - and Thedas is the setting of the game.

Sadly, the Old Gods are frequently pulled away by the nasty little PC virus known as the Darkspawn.

[Ashwraith]

So... the Maker's not a troll; he's just wading through an insane amount of lag?

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ashwraith wrote...

So... the Maker's not a troll; he's just wading through an insane amount of lag?

Perhaps...
Or maybe he's just a lazy old sod.

Hell, maybe he doesn't exist at all! Maybe Andraste was high on lyrium and was just hallucinating!

Maybe the Maker is Flemeth!!!

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 25 avril 2011 - 12:22 .

[berelinde]

silver-crescent wrote...
Anders in DA3 = CONFIRMED 

Wait... WHAT? Has DA3 even been confirmed yet?

By the way, silver-crescent, did Jenifer Helper ever give permission to post her reply?

[cleosilver]

Ashwraith wrote...

So... the Maker's not a troll; he's just wading through an insane amount of lag?

nah. He's come to this thread and is now too busy chasing Meredanders to care about Thedas anymore

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

No.
Perhaps he's an icon of pure evil who just loves screwing with people's emotions, hopes and dreams while enslaving them, draining them of their money and taking hours from their lives while forcing them to endure ridiculous quests and trials.

I've worked it out.
The Maker is David Gaider. (And the rest of the writers)

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 25 avril 2011 - 12:25 .

[eleridragon]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


No.
Perhaps he's an icon of pure evil who just loves screwing with people's emotions, hopes and dreams while enslaving them, draining them of their money and taking hours from their lives while forcing them to endure ridiculous quests and trials.

I've worked it out.
The Maker is David Gaider. (And the rest of the writers)

Wouldn't have it any other way

[nekhbet]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

No wonder my Mage!Hawke caught Anders' insane revolutionary bug. Anders should come with a warning or something.

WARNING!
This apostate is an insane pro-mage revolutionist. The revolution he carries is infectious. By the time you have finished reading this, it will be too late.
Welcome to the Anders fanclub Mage Revolution.

Hasta Siempre, Comandante!

Someone with video skills should make a proper Anders video.

Edit: Goddammit linking doesn't work once again...

Modifié par nekhbet, 25 avril 2011 - 12:31 .

[silver-crescent]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

ugh I went back to the general DA2 discussion board. That place is still as idiotic as ever. I can't believe after almost 2 months I still find the same ultranegative topics made by the same handful of people. I can recognize their usernames already.

Funnily enough, I don't think I've left this thread yet.
I guess I'm too worried about seeing the endless Anders-hate.
I know everybody's entitled to their opinions, but the least they could do is tone it down out of respect for the fans.

Applies to all characters really.

This thread's the best place. Honestly I think the only 2 most enjoyable places in these boards are the companions section and the off topic section. The campaign/quests one isn't too bad either. I avoid going anywhere else.

berelinde wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...
Anders in DA3 = CONFIRMED 

Wait... WHAT? Has DA3 even been confirmed yet?

By the way, silver-crescent, did Jenifer Helper ever give permission to post her reply?

No, I was just refering to a pic someone posted. DA3 itself hasn't even been confirmed yet heh

And no, but then again given that now with the holiday/weekend it's not that surprising.

Well if she doesn't say anything within a few days time, I'll probably just post it anyway, it's not like it can cause any harm.

Modifié par silver-crescent, 25 avril 2011 - 12:39 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

No wonder my Mage!Hawke caught Anders' insane revolutionary bug. Anders should come with a warning or something.

WARNING!
This apostate is an insane pro-mage revolutionist. The revolution he carries is infectious. By the time you have finished reading this, it will be too late.
Welcome to the Anders fanclub Mage Revolution.

The problem is that even with a gigantic warning label and flashing signs saying "Romance any other person in existence," we all would've gone ahead and fallen in love with the crazy bastard anyway.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

silver-crescent wrote...

Well if she doesn't say anything within a few days time, I'll probably just post it anyway, it's not like it can cause any harm.

So long as we don't get too carried away, anyway... 
(We should put a disclaimer at the start of the thread warning about how we will not be held responsible for any psychological damage caused to those who can't handle the epicness of this thread.)

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

The problem is that even with a gigantic warning label and flashing signs saying "Romance any other person in existence," we all would've gone ahead and fallen in love with the crazy bastard anyway.

How very true. And we wouldn't change that for the world. <3
He needs a warning similar to the chorus of "Commander Shepard" by Miracle Of Sound.
It still won't be enough, but still.

[tmp7704]

Didn't see this Anders posted yet (or thread just moves too fast)

http://splintter.dev...llery/#/d3eqk6k



it's still work in progress supposedly; really digging the style.