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[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I give my female DA characters Barbra Streisand noses, haters gonna hate

Barbra Streisand?

My Hawke's got a pretty distinct nose, too. I'd like to think Carver broke it for him after he didn't take his brother to the Deep Roads.

Strangely enough, I can imagine that.
Can't imagine why I'd think Carver was a jerkish **** or something(!)
I love him so much. 

Mage Hawke is pretty buff, i'd guess they've broken each others noses a fair few times... 

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Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 25 avril 2011 - 03:08 .

[Camilladilla]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

You guys....Anders turned into a door in my playthrough.
We were fighting, and after the fight, I went to leave the room and realized that Anders had vanished. I went on a manhunt to find him....ran up to one of those doors that don't open...and the little speech bubble + the name Anders appeared. I clicked...and the door ****ing spoke to me.

I'm just sitting here like .
My boyfriend is seriously going to kill himself laughing, though.

That is... the most hilarious glitch I've heard of in the game thus far.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

You guys....Anders turned into a door in my playthrough.
We were fighting, and after the fight, I went to leave the room and realized that Anders had vanished. I went on a manhunt to find him....ran up to one of those doors that don't open...and the little speech bubble + the name Anders appeared. I clicked...and the door ****ing spoke to me.

I'm just sitting here like .
My boyfriend is seriously going to kill himself laughing, though.

XD

That's even better than the glitch where Fenris ended up with Anders' staff up his backside!

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 25 avril 2011 - 03:11 .

[mellifera]

Driveby Anders' nose appreciation


ALSO FFFFFFFFF CANUCKS FFFFFFFFFF YOU STUPID BASTARDS

[Kawamura]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


Strangely enough, I can imagine that.
Can't imagine why I'd think Carver was a jerkish **** or something(!)
I love him so much. 

Mage Hawke is pretty buff, i'd guess they've broken each others noses a fair few times... 

They have in my brain canon.

"I'm coming with you, brother."

"Nooo. Because I've noticed this awful habit of death in my little siblings when darkspawn are involved. Deep Roads means lots of Dark Spawn means even better chance of you getting turned into the second Hawke pure--- Ow, you obnoxious ******! My nose!"

And then Hawke has to walk around with a nasaly voice and his head back for the first few hours out of Kirkwall.

Modifié par Kawamura, 25 avril 2011 - 03:13 .

[Camilladilla]

yukidama wrote...

Driveby Anders' nose appreciation

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ALSO FFFFFFFFF CANUCKS FFFFFFFFFF YOU STUPID BASTARDS

[mellifera]

Camilladilla wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Driveby Anders' nose appreciation

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ALSO FFFFFFFFF CANUCKS FFFFFFFFFF YOU STUPID BASTARDS

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[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Kawamura wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...


Strangely enough, I can imagine that.
Can't imagine why I'd think Carver was a jerkish **** or something(!)
I love him so much. 

Mage Hawke is pretty buff, i'd guess they've broken each others noses a fair few times... 

They have in my brain canon.

"I'm coming with you, brother."

"Nooo. Because I've noticed this awful habit of death in my little siblings when darkspawn are involved. Deep Roads means lots of Dark Spawn means even better chance of you getting turned into the second Hawke pure--- Ow, you obnoxious ******! My nose!"

And then Hawke has to walk around with a nasaly voice and his head back for the first few hours out of Kirkwall.

lol.
Did Hawke break his little brother's nose as a parting gift?

Leandra probably wouldn't go to any great lengths to discipline him. <_<
She's a lovely woman, but she has no control over her children. Or her brother...

Actually, the whole Hawke/Amell family is messed up. All of them.
And then we add Anders, Fenris, Izzy or Varric Merril to the gene pool...

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 25 avril 2011 - 03:28 .

[Ashwraith]

yukidama wrote...

ohai there hawke's dad

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ashwraith wrote...

yukidama wrote...

*snip*

ohai there hawke's dad

A pity we never got to meet Malcolm Hawke.
I wonder what he'd be like, and how he'd treat the LIs...

...and what the hell possessed him to put my m!Hawke in charge of the family. He must have been drunk on his deathbead or something.

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 25 avril 2011 - 03:30 .

[Threeparts]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

A pity we never got to meet Malcolm Hawke.
I wonder what he'd be like, and how he'd treat the LIs...

...and what the hell possessed him to put my m!Hawke in charge of the family. He must have been drunk on his deathbead or something.

Let's see. I reckon Malcolm and Anders would get along right up until the point he finds out that the intelligent, skilled mage is also possessed by a demon. I really can't see that going over well.

I can also see him and Fenris trying very hard to be polite and civil to each other for the sake of Hawke, and trying to come up with neutral remarks on the weather when left in a room together.

I totally need to post a request on the kink meme for Isabela seducing a Malcolm that survived and made it to Kirkwall. Because that would be awesome, especially if Hawke was jealous.

Merrill. Hmm. I have no idea.

[eleridragon]

Not relevant to noses, but relevant to Anders and Dragon Age at least, I bring you a teenagers guide on how to get fed in our household.


J: *comes downstairs flailing his arms* I can't stop watching My Little Pony!

Me: *looks around* *looks back at pc screen.*

J: I want a sandwich!

Me: *starts to snigger*

J:  <_< Damn you and your Dragon Age! *puts hood up* Lead me to a sandwich!

Me: *pulls drawstrings on hoodie*

J: <_< (well, more like at that point)  J disapproves -50!

Me: *makes squeeing noise*

J: And don't squee! It reminds me of Metroid Hatchlings!



He got a sandwich, he deserved it.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Threeparts wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

A pity we never got to meet Malcolm Hawke.
I wonder what he'd be like, and how he'd treat the LIs...

...and what the hell possessed him to put my m!Hawke in charge of the family. He must have been drunk on his deathbead or something.

Let's see. I reckon Malcolm and Anders would get along right up until the point he finds out that the intelligent, skilled mage is also possessed by a demon. I really can't see that going over well.

I can also see him and Fenris trying very hard to be polite and civil to each other for the sake of Hawke, and trying to come up with neutral remarks on the weather when left in a room together.

I totally need to post a request on the kink meme for Isabela seducing a Malcolm that survived and made it to Kirkwall. Because that would be awesome, especially if Hawke was jealous.

Merrill. Hmm. I have no idea.

I'm imagining the Fenris meets his future father-in-law scene... and choking on laughter, 

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

eleridragon wrote...

Not relevant to noses, but relevant to Anders and Dragon Age at least, I bring you a teenagers guide on how to get fed in our household.


J: *comes downstairs flailing his arms* I can't stop watching My Little Pony!

Me: *looks around* *looks back at pc screen.*

J: I want a sandwich!

Me: *starts to snigger*

J:  <_< Damn you and your Dragon Age! *puts hood up* Lead me to a sandwich!

Me: *pulls drawstrings on hoodie*

J: <_< (well, more like at that point)  J disapproves -50!

Me: *makes squeeing noise*

J: And don't squee! It reminds me of Metroid Hatchlings!



He got a sandwich, he deserved it.

lol. Your household is awesome!

[Dasha Dreyson]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

A pity we never got to meet Malcolm Hawke.
I wonder what he'd be like, and how he'd treat the LIs...

...and what the hell possessed him to put my m!Hawke in charge of the family. He must have been drunk on his deathbead or something.

Let's see. I reckon Malcolm and Anders would get along right up until the point he finds out that the intelligent, skilled mage is also possessed by a demon. I really can't see that going over well.

I can also see him and Fenris trying very hard to be polite and civil to each other for the sake of Hawke, and trying to come up with neutral remarks on the weather when left in a room together.

I totally need to post a request on the kink meme for Isabela seducing a Malcolm that survived and made it to Kirkwall. Because that would be awesome, especially if Hawke was jealous.

Merrill. Hmm. I have no idea.

I'm imagining the Fenris meets his future father-in-law scene... and choking on laughter, 

I could see them sitting around having a whole conversation in grunts. It would be a bit like Sten and Dog.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

A pity we never got to meet Malcolm Hawke.
I wonder what he'd be like, and how he'd treat the LIs...

...and what the hell possessed him to put my m!Hawke in charge of the family. He must have been drunk on his deathbead or something.

Let's see. I reckon Malcolm and Anders would get along right up until the point he finds out that the intelligent, skilled mage is also possessed by a demon. I really can't see that going over well.

I can also see him and Fenris trying very hard to be polite and civil to each other for the sake of Hawke, and trying to come up with neutral remarks on the weather when left in a room together.

I totally need to post a request on the kink meme for Isabela seducing a Malcolm that survived and made it to Kirkwall. Because that would be awesome, especially if Hawke was jealous.

Merrill. Hmm. I have no idea.

I'm imagining the Fenris meets his future father-in-law scene... and choking on laughter, 

I could see them sitting around having a whole conversation in grunts. It would be a bit like Sten and Dog.

I am drawing this as soon as possible! XD

Now... Marian or Garrett?

[LastFadingSmile]

yukidama wrote...


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This post.

Mesmerizing. 

[Camilladilla]

SHARING THIS BECAUSE OMG IT IS SO ADORABLE!


by syberfox

What makes me love it even more is that it's SO TRUE for my Hawke and Anders. My Hawke's such a doormat to Anders whenever he pulls out the puppydog eyes.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 25 avril 2011 - 03:53 .

[leggywillow]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
A pity we never got to meet Malcolm Hawke.
I wonder what he'd be like, and how he'd treat the LIs...

...and what the hell possessed him to put my m!Hawke in charge of the family. He must have been drunk on his deathbead or something.

In my head, Malcolm Hawke tends to speak entirely in Malcolm Reynolds quotes.  It's hilarious and awesome.

"We are not gonna go to the Gallows. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for the Maker to let us be locked up. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!"

Modifié par leggywillow, 25 avril 2011 - 03:53 .

[mellifera]

Camilladilla wrote...

SHARING THIS BECAUSE OMG IT IS SO ADORABLE!


by syberfox

What makes me love it even more is that it's SO TRUE for my Hawke and Anders. My Hawke's such a doormat to Anders whenever he pulls out the puppydog eyes.

Bahahahaha. But Hawke is loaded! Lenox would buy him anything he wanted

[tmp7704]

Incidentally, no amount of nose talk is going to convince me this is real yukidama posting.

She's made no comment at all about Ganders.

imposssstor, totally.

[MorningBird]

Glad to see I'm not the only proud owner of a 'Doormat-Hawke'.

[mellifera]

tmp7704 wrote...

Incidentally, no amount of nose talk is going to convince me this is real yukidama posting.

She's made no comment at all about Ganders.

imposssstor, totally.

The Garrus/Anders hybrid?

It was posted weeks before that and I commented, didn't have anything else to say xD


Also, doormat Hawkes represent

Modifié par yukidama, 25 avril 2011 - 04:08 .

[tmp7704]

yukidama wrote...

It was posted weeks before that and I commented, didn't have anything else to say xD

Bah, i thought it's recent. Spoilsport

[Mistress Tasharra]

MorningBird wrote...

Glad to see I'm not the only proud owner of a 'Doormat-Hawke'.

I'm also guility of a doormat-Hawke.

Those kitten eyes... just can't... resist...

They should be illegal. It's also cheating.

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 25 avril 2011 - 04:21 .