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Not sure how some folks might feel about it, but I found a female Anders and I just find it simply adorable.

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All fangirls who will happily enter lesibian relations with femders raise your hand and say "aye"!

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

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All fangirls who will happily enter lesibian relations with femders raise your hand and say "aye"!


*raises hand* I'm all about finding out about Femders' lightning trick.:wub:

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tmp7704 wrote...

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How can you say no to him when he's staring at you with those pretty, lyrium blue eyes going, "Justice must be served, no matter the cost"?

I dunno, Justice seems to be quite a mood breaker.

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It depends on your Hawke. Some of 'em get off on threesomes with creepy spirits that could probably snap their necks.

Fun times!

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

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Glad to see I'm not the only proud owner of a 'Doormat-Hawke'. :whistle:


Let me put it simply:

Anders + Hawke = Doormat-Hawke.
ALWAYS.


Pssh, lies. My Hawke is more likely to tease him about puppy eyes, informing him that she has a mabari that has can do them better than he ever could. And then she'd suggest that they get ice cream and ride bikes set fire to templars. No time for games here, Ser Pouts-A-Lot!

Aw hell. And, since it just came up on my playlist, I'm so adding Machine Gun Fellatio's The Girl of My Dreams to the playlist. Take that, three years of aching for you!

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

All fangirls who will happily enter lesibian relations with femders raise your hand and say "aye"!


Most definitely. :wub:

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Threeparts wrote...

Pssh, lies. My Hawke is more likely to tease him about puppy eyes, informing him that she has a mabari that has can do them better than he ever could. And then she'd suggest that they get ice cream and ride bikes set fire to templars. No time for games here, Ser Pouts-A-Lot!


My HAWKE could probably steel herself against Anders' puppy eyes some of the time.  But since I the player cannot...it's a bit of a moot point :D

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Pssh, lies. My Hawke is more likely to tease him about puppy eyes, informing him that she has a mabari that has can do them better than he ever could. And then she'd suggest that they get ice cream and ride bikes set fire to templars. No time for games here, Ser Pouts-A-Lot!


My HAWKE could probably steel herself against Anders' puppy eyes some of the time.  But since I the player cannot...it's a bit of a moot point :D


Neither myself, nor Marian Hawke can resist the kitty eyes (I decided, Alistair has the puppy-eyes, Anders has kitty-eyes. Seriously, my cat can pull puppy-dog eyes better than my puppy!)

Luckily, fem!Hawke has her "dissapointed-pout" for backup.

m!Hawke isn't a doormat for anybody except for Carver and his mother, but he does like using force magic to squash people into doormats...

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signcherie wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

All fangirls who will happily enter lesibian relations with femders raise your hand and say "aye"!


Most definitely. :wub:


Don't make me see Anders as a little sister I have to set in time out...please.

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Talk of Alistair's puppy eyes just makes me think of this picture (creepy!Alistair)

Zevran>Alistair for me. Alistair's my bro, but my Wardens that did sleep with him only did it so that he wouldn't have to lose his V card to Morrigan... so for me, Anders' puppy eyes are far more persuasive.

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OH GOD WHYYYY

Why did you have to bring up the creepy AliStare? I had all but purged it from my memory.

*dreams are haunted*

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DOORMAT HAWKES UNITE UNF

move over, bella, your inexplicable codependency and self-destructive prostration ain't got nothing on my hawke's ability to be pathetically servile

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...yeah, it was really pretty cruel of me. Too bad I'm about to go to bed, too. And after watching some Criminal Minds. *tries to think happy Anders thoughts*

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Someone posted that picture on the Alistair thread a long time ago, but with lasers coming out of Alistair's eyes, destroying MS Paint buildings at the bottom of the picture. That pretty much destroyed the creepiness.

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*sigh* this is sooo difficult. In this game my Hawke is going to side with the templars for the first time and I've decided that since this means I have to *sob* stab Anders he should kill Ella. Anything to make it feel as more of a mercy-killing in the end. Current Hawke romances Sebastian so there is no way around it. Just did the dialogue when you give Anders the tevinter-amulett and I just have to reload. Can't handle that sweet and funny conversation with Anders about kittens and virgins without romancing him.... gah... I am so so weak.

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senorfuzzylips wrote...

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Talk of Alistair's puppy eyes just makes me think of this picture (creepy!Alistair)

Zevran>Alistair for me. Alistair's my bro, but my Wardens that did sleep with him only did it so that he wouldn't have to lose his V card to Morrigan... so for me, Anders' puppy eyes are far more persuasive.


I made Alistair lose his V-card to Morrigan because he dumped one of my Wardens in another PT. It was...satisfying. :devil:

Zevran > Alistair...damn right. Zevran's puppy eyes are heart wrenching!

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phantomdragoness wrote...

senorfuzzylips wrote...

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Talk of Alistair's puppy eyes just makes me think of this picture (creepy!Alistair)

Zevran>Alistair for me. Alistair's my bro, but my Wardens that did sleep with him only did it so that he wouldn't have to lose his V card to Morrigan... so for me, Anders' puppy eyes are far more persuasive.


I made Alistair lose his V-card to Morrigan because he dumped one of my Wardens in another PT. It was...satisfying. :devil:

Zevran > Alistair...damn right. Zevran's puppy eyes are heart wrenching!


Oh man, breaking up with Zevran, rejecting his proposal, or asking him to leave (when romanced/ in love) are so much sadder than rejecting Anders after sleeping with him. Probably because, unlike Anders, Zev doesn't get mad. He just sounds resigned and heartbroken. So yes, I agree that his puppy eyes can be heart wrenching.

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I'm struggling to find a youtube video of breaking up with anders after sleeping with him - I'm not sure I want to see it... but I do =S

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Ninche wrote...

I'm struggling to find a youtube video of breaking up with anders after sleeping with him - I'm not sure I want to see it... but I do =S


Here's one.

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Ninche wrote...

I'm struggling to find a youtube video of breaking up with anders after sleeping with him - I'm not sure I want to see it... but I do =S


Thankfully, no heads were ripped.....yet. Though, the alarming glare he gives you might be an indication that he will.

He had me at, "you used me?" That was LOLtastic. But seriously, it's not cool to lead him on for 3 years only to shoot him down. Abominations still have feelings.

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There's also this one with rejecting him before the lovescene in favour of other LIs.

Lol, about Merrill "She is just less honest about there being a third party in the bed".

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senorfuzzylips wrote...

Ninche wrote...

I'm struggling to find a youtube video of breaking up with anders after sleeping with him - I'm not sure I want to see it... but I do =S


Here's one.

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Awwwwwwww poor baby!! *cuddles Anders and lets him sob on her shoulder" At least Hawke was sort of nice about it...I've heard it could be worse - but poor Anders can't even comprehend why :( 

@Trophonius - That was a bit girly of him (and slightly comic :P), and I guess with justice there's no middle ground - you dont just do fun -it's either ethernal love or you used him and you're a horrible person *Justice bursts in the bedroom the following night and rips Hawke's balls  head off*

@Inzhuna - yeah i saw that - Eeesh he is so MEAN about Merill! It's like my only Anders turn off I think, don't like RUDE people. I guess at least he's equally rude to her face and behind her back - yay -.-

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Anders can be pretty cruel and petty. I don't like how he is dismissive towards Isabela as well. "She's like a side dish". Wtf. Still, as a character it enriches him, gives him believable flaws.

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

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SmilingDeceit wrote...

Not sure how some folks might feel about it, but I found a female Anders and I just find it simply adorable.

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All fangirls who will happily enter lesibian relations with femders raise your hand and say "aye"!


MAKER NOOOoo female Anders, please. He's already a u-haul lesbian without the hormones. I don't want to imagine a PMS Anders.

Inzhuna wrote...

Anders can be pretty cruel and petty. I don't like how he is dismissive towards Isabela as well. "She's like a side dish". Wtf. Still, as a character it enriches him, gives him believable flaws.


I liked that comment. It's a good reminder that underneath that revolutionary skin spouting words of undying love there's a still a man with a one track mind, who will objectify and letch at every opportunity.

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Inzhuna wrote...

Anders can be pretty cruel and petty. I don't like how he is dismissive towards Isabela as well. "She's like a side dish". Wtf. Still, as a character it enriches him, gives him believable flaws.


I like it too, and it's part of why I stick to my snarky rogue with him and can't romance him on a softer, more diplomatic character.
Anders can be a bit of a bastard, he can be petty and judgemental, and we've all seen what he's like when he's angry. To me, that requires a partner that will stand up to him and call him on his **** when necessary. I won't rivalmance him - he and Hawke share the same views, even if they might disagree on particulars - but I like to think that they respect each other enough to speak up when one is being a ****, and their relationship is strong enough to stand any arguments that might cause.

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Threeparts wrote...
I like it too, and it's part of why I stick to my snarky rogue with him and can't romance him on a softer, more diplomatic character.
Anders can be a bit of a bastard, he can be petty and judgemental, and we've all seen what he's like when he's angry. To me, that requires a partner that will stand up to him and call him on his **** when necessary. I won't rivalmance him - he and Hawke share the same views, even if they might disagree on particulars - but I like to think that they respect each other enough to speak up when one is being a ****, and their relationship is strong enough to stand any arguments that might cause.


I've only romanced Anders on sarcastic and aggresive Hawkes. Anders himself appreciates honesty, as he says "You look something. True. Proud. Like even if you don't agree with me you'll be honest". I think Hawke and Anders' romance is always strong, seeing as how he's willing to be even with someone who disagrees with him on fundamental issues. (Although I do think the final rivalmance scene should have been followed with Anders leaving the estate and maybe even breaking up if you pick certain dialogue options).

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