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You forgot to mention his "staff".
:devil:


wich staff are we talking about?  The wooden one? 

(EDIT: In my head this was said in Merrill's voice. i love that innocent elf!)

:whistle::innocent:



I'm sure she was the one who revealed Anders and Hawke's sex life to Varric (I mean, he was the one telling the story...)

She probably got lost and ended up in their room by accident, and Anders and Hawke were too "busy" to notice.
Then she probably wandered back out again. The following week, she got lost again, ended up back at the hanged man and remembered what she saw.

"Oh my goodness. Do you know, I saw Hawke and Anders having sex last week! It was fascinating!"
Izzy: Do tell Kitten... :devil:
Varric: Just not in too much detail.
Izzy: There is no such thing as too much detail, Varric!

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GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...
Ah Dragon Age, where the people with the happiest ending are Wade and Herren.


oh i miss Wade and Herren. I hope they're in the next game. Wade would love it in Orlais

I'm still puzzled...I have to make some sense of Herren transforming in a Desire demon in the Darkspawn Chronicles...was he a mage, an apostate...on the run with Wade?
If so, they are even more an epic couple.

And if so, since Herren phisically transform in a Desire demon...he should give some advice to Anders...he is a master at controlling demonic possessions apparently?
No idea.

Modifié par Dunizel, 27 avril 2011 - 12:51 .


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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

The one he likes to twirl a lot?

I think this bears repeating here;

Hawke: Y'know Anders, you twirl your staff a lot.
Anders: *splutter* What!?
Hawke: Your staff, in battle, you sort of wield it with a
flourish. What did you think I meant?
Anders: Oh nothing. Just a friend back in Amaranthine used
to call me 'Staff Twirler'. Thought it was funny. Why, is it distracting?
Hawke: Oh, no Anders. You can twirl your staff around me as
much as you like.
Pause
Anders: Maker, you're evil.


:devil:

Edit: Oh f*** you formatting!


lol, that's lovely! Got to love mage themed punning

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Dunizel wrote...
I'm still puzzled...I have to make some sense of Herren transforming in a Desire demon in the Darkspawn Chronicles...was he a mage, an apostate...on the run with Wade?
If so, they are even more an epic couple.

And if so, since Herren phisically transform in a Desire demon...he should give some advice to Anders...he is a master at controlling demonic possessions apparently?
No idea.


....what the heck???

i had not seen that before. you... you just broke my mind

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GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

The one he likes to twirl a lot?

I think this bears repeating here;

Hawke: Y'know Anders, you twirl your staff a lot.
Anders: *splutter* What!?
Hawke: Your staff, in battle, you sort of wield it with a
flourish. What did you think I meant?
Anders: Oh nothing. Just a friend back in Amaranthine used
to call me 'Staff Twirler'. Thought it was funny. Why, is it distracting?
Hawke: Oh, no Anders. You can twirl your staff around me as
much as you like.
Pause
Anders: Maker, you're evil.


:devil:

Edit: Oh f*** you formatting!


lol, that's lovely! Got to love mage themed punning


XD
Reminds me of how Oghren used to watch Alistair "twirling his pike"

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GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

The one he likes to twirl a lot?

I think this bears repeating here;

Hawke: Y'know Anders, you twirl your staff a lot.
Anders: *splutter* What!?
Hawke: Your staff, in battle, you sort of wield it with a flourish. What did you think I meant?
Anders: Oh nothing. Just a friend back in Amaranthine used to call me 'Staff Twirler'. Thought it was funny. Why, is it distracting?
Hawke: Oh, no Anders. You can twirl your staff around me as
much as you like.
Pause
Anders: Maker, you're evil.



lol, that's lovely! Got to love mage themed punning


Ah, I just had to. When he says that line about teasing him, with the kind of Hawke I RP'd I just saw her constantly making inappropriate jokes while Izzy sniggered in the background.

Dunizel wrote...

GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...
Ah Dragon Age, where the people with the happiest ending are Wade and Herren.


oh i miss Wade and Herren. I hope they're in the next game. Wade would love it in Orlais

I'm still puzzled...I have to make some sense of Herren transforming in a Desire demon in the Darkspawn Chronicles... was he a mage, an apostate...on the run with Wade?
If so, they are even more an epic couple.

And if so, since Herren phisically transform in a Desire demon...he should give some advice to Anders...he is a master at controlling demonic possessions apparently?
No idea.

I think word of Gaider confirmed that Darkspawn Chronicles is AU, so Herren is not canonically a desire demon.

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 27 avril 2011 - 01:00 .


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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

The one he likes to twirl a lot?

-snip-


lol, that's lovely! Got to love mage themed punning


XD
Reminds me of how Oghren used to watch Alistair "twirling his pike"

That was the inspiration. Who do you think the mysterious friend is? :o

Edit: For serious? This thread always moves at 100 miles an hour.

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 27 avril 2011 - 12:58 .


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Dunizel wrote...

GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...
Ah Dragon Age, where the people with the happiest ending are Wade and Herren.


oh i miss Wade and Herren. I hope they're in the next game. Wade would love it in Orlais

I'm still puzzled...I have to make some sense of Herren transforming in a Desire demon in the Darkspawn Chronicles...was he a mage, an apostate...on the run with Wade?
If so, they are even more an epic couple.

And if so, since Herren phisically transform in a Desire demon...he should give some advice to Anders...he is a master at controlling demonic possessions apparently?
No idea.

Non-canon.

Herren needs no assistance being fabulous.

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I'm sure she was the one who revealed Anders and Hawke's sex life to Varric (I mean, he was the one telling the story...)

She probably got lost and ended up in their room by accident, and Anders and Hawke were too "busy" to notice.
Then she probably wandered back out again. The following week, she got lost again, ended up back at the hanged man and remembered what she saw.

"Oh my goodness. Do you know, I saw Hawke and Anders having sex last week! It was fascinating!"
Izzy: Do tell Kitten... :devil:
Varric: Just not in too much detail.
Izzy: There is no such thing as too much detail, Varric!


oh! poor sweet Merrill. Either that or she talked on about Hawke and Ander's playing with each other's staffs (staves?) and it took varric 10min to figure out she wasn't talking about the dirty kind :P

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All Bioware needs to ensure that I will buy DA3, is the opportunity to put Zev, Oghren and Anders in the same party.
One day the bards shall sing the ballad of Elf, Sparkle-fingers and Oghren.
It will be epic.

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ipgd wrote...
Non-canon.

Herren needs no assistance being fabulous.


it's true. Herren's desire demon enough as is, just ask Wade ;)

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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...
Edit: For serious? This thread always moves at 100 miles an hour.


indeed. it's quite a distraction when you're trying to kill darkspawn

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GailRana wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Non-canon.

Herren needs no assistance being fabulous.


it's true. Herren's desire demon enough as is, just ask Wade ;)


Herren's so fabulous, desire demons die of envy at the sight of him!

Also: reason No.98039201# why I love Dragon Age.
The people in gay relationships are actual men, and not just pretty-boy teenagers.

We need more lesbian couples, though.

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GailRana wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I'm sure she was the one who revealed Anders and Hawke's sex life to Varric (I mean, he was the one telling the story...)

She probably got lost and ended up in their room by accident, and Anders and Hawke were too "busy" to notice.
Then she probably wandered back out again. The following week, she got lost again, ended up back at the hanged man and remembered what she saw.

"Oh my goodness. Do you know, I saw Hawke and Anders having sex last week! It was fascinating!"
Izzy: Do tell Kitten... :devil:
Varric: Just not in too much detail.
Izzy: There is no such thing as too much detail, Varric!


oh! poor sweet Merrill. Either that or she talked on about Hawke and Ander's playing with each other's staffs (staves?) and it took varric 10min to figure out she wasn't talking about the dirty kind :P

Lol, I love both these ideas!

More music! Been listening to this on repeat. I think it's suitably melancholic: Kelli Ali - The Kiss

@Dreaming: What about Leliana and Marjolene? Sure it was totally dysfunctional, but most of the relationships in this setting seem to be.
ETA: Or do you mean strictly lesbian, and not bisexual women together?

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 27 avril 2011 - 01:08 .


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ipgd wrote...
Non-canon.

Herren needs no assistance being fabulous.

I like your explanation better than the official one.
You have saved my mind (what was left of it anyhow)

#33541
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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...
Lol, I love both these ideas!

More music! Been listening to this on repeat. I think it's suitably melancholic: Kelli Ali - The Kiss

@Dreaming: What about Leliana and Marjolene? Sure it was totally dysfunctional, but most of the relationships in this setting seem to be.


mmmm, my melancholy side is loving this song

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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

@Dreaming: What about Leliana and Marjolene? Sure it was totally dysfunctional, but most of the relationships in this setting seem to be.


True. :unsure:

OK, so more happy, stable domestic relationships...

Oh, who am I kidding? This is Bioware we're talking about!

Let's check the list of vaguely normal canon pairings:
Loghain and Rowan - Split up for the good of Fereldan.
Marric and whatserface the elf - Killed her.
Cailan and Anora - planned to dump her for Celene.
Elenor and Bryce - Murdered...

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GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...
Lol, I love both these ideas!

More music! Been listening to this on repeat. I think it's suitably melancholic: Kelli Ali - The Kiss

@Dreaming: What about Leliana and Marjolene? Sure it was totally dysfunctional, but most of the relationships in this setting seem to be.


mmmm, my melancholy side is loving this song

I really love Kelli Ali's stuff. Check out the top recommendation on that page (Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground) it's completely different from what she does now! Kind of hard to believe.

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.... A wizard's staff has a knob on the end you know.

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Miri1984 wrote...

.... A wizard's staff has a knob on the end you know.


...do not give me the urge to compare the DA cast with Terry Pratchett characters, it will not end well!

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 27 avril 2011 - 01:14 .


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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

I really love Kelli Ali's stuff. Check out the top recommendation on that page (Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground) it's completely different from what she does now! Kind of hard to believe.


will do. i don't think i'd even heard of her before

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

@Dreaming: What about Leliana and Marjolene? Sure it was totally dysfunctional, but most of the relationships in this setting seem to be.


True. :unsure:

OK, so more happy, stable domestic relationships...

Oh, who am I kidding? This is Bioware we're talking about!

Let's check the list of vaguely normal canon pairings:
Loghain and Rowan - Split up for the good of Fereldan.
Marric and whatserface the elf Fiona - Killed her.
Cailan and Anora - planned to dump her for Celene.
Elenor and Bryce - Murdered...

Really? This is news to me!

Maric and Rowan seemed to have a good thing going.
And there was Julian and erm, y'know thingy. I'll remember in a minute! They were pretty sweet, if horribly doomed.

(Popped the name in for you, hope you don't mind!)

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Miri1984 wrote...

.... A wizard's staff has a knob on the end you know.


Dammit,wanted to make that joke.

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Dragon Age Dream team:
1) Anders + Pounce
2) Zevran
3) Oghren
4) Alistair
5) Wynne
6) Varric

The Banter will be to die for.


Oh, that'd end well.

Anders:
So you used to be a Warden too, Alistair? I heard you were there when the Arch demon itself fell.
Alistair: I was. And I was, yes. That was all a great deal of time and cheese ago, though.
Anders: Do you ever regret it? Being recruited, I mean. Sometimes I'd wonder where I'd be if I hadn't.
Alistair: Oh, not really. Once you get past the 'doom and gloom' part, it's not so bad. More satisfying than training to be a te-
Varric: Alistair!
Alistair: -uuuh. Shoe salesman. Yeh. Training to be a shoe salesman. Not much of a life, let me tell you. All that walking and... shoe selling. Heh, the funny thing is, I had to buy half my shoes myself to replace the ones worn out by all the you're not buying this, are you?
Justice: DECEPTION IS AN INJUSTICE.

(This thread moves far too quickly D: )

Modifié par bleetman, 27 avril 2011 - 01:19 .


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GailRana wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

I really love Kelli Ali's stuff. Check out the top recommendation on that page (Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground) it's completely different from what she does now! Kind of hard to believe.


will do. i don't think i'd even heard of her before


Mm, Sneaker Pimps were kind of an underground hit here in the 90's. Then she went solo and just hasn't gained any notoriety outside of folksy dreamwave circles. Really pays to be a bit of a hippie sometimes! ^_^