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[GailRana]

yep. that's a naked lady alright.

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EDIT: top, so now i should probably put that in context:

AnniLau wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

... I want to see the naked lady staff...

<shuffles feet>

Modifié par GailRana, 27 avril 2011 - 02:42 .

[Threeparts]

AnniLau wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

... I want to see the naked lady staff...

<shuffles feet>

*snip*

Yep. DA2, where inanimate objects show more skin than the actual characters do during sex scenes.

Modifié par Threeparts, 27 avril 2011 - 02:44 .

[Camilladilla]

GailRana wrote...

Makes me glad my warden was pro mage freedom. they could just high five, grab Anders, Shale and varric and get to kicking some storyline baddies

My canon warden's my Amell and he'd just wonder why they haven't started blowing up more buildings yet because he's a troll.

It runs in the family.

[Kawamura]

AnniLau wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

... I want to see the naked lady staff...

<shuffles feet>

... god damn it, Dad.

It's like some weirdass macho statement. Please don't let that be their mother.

[mesmerizedish]

They couldn't have put nipples on it? Come on.

[Camilladilla]

Kawamura wrote...

... god damn it, Dad.

It's like some weirdass macho statement. Please don't let that be their mother.

Bwahaha

Imagine what Carver would have to say about Hawke wielding that staff.

Carver: Stop touching Mother that way. Please.

[AnniLau]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

They couldn't have put nipples on it? Come on.

There's visible, er, cameltoe if you get close enough. Which I did, unfortunately.

[Kawamura]

Camilladilla wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

... god damn it, Dad.

It's like some weirdass macho statement. Please don't let that be their mother.

Bwahaha

Imagine what Carver would have to say about Hawke wielding that staff.

Carver: Stop touching Mother that way. Please.

My Hawke would have to put a penis on it.

... Oh god that came out wrong. I mean, affix a fascimile of a phallus to the -- you know what? Nevermind.

[leggywillow]

Threeparts wrote...

That said, I'm thinking about DA3 and if the Warden and Hawke were to join forces. What if they had to choose between themselves which living companions they would bring to fight that game's Big Bads? Especially if you imported PCs with conflicting personalities.

It's a good thing they won't do that, because even just choosing my import for a DA2 file gives me a complex.  I would never even start DA3, just sit around crying and trying to plan out the most interesting matches between Hawkes and Wardens.  I really need to stop making legions of PCs in Bioware games.  My headcanon gets all kinds of confused.

I have 6 Wardens and 6 corresponding Hawkes planned out, and I still don't feel like I have them "matched" correctly.  If I had to consider them actually meeting... argh!  I'd go crazy (crazier, anyway).

[GailRana]

Kawamura wrote...

GailRana wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

... I want to see the naked lady staff...

<shuffles feet>

i'm kind of curious now too...

<awkwardly avoids eye contact>

<feels oddly like he's buying condoms at the super market>

<feels like that's probably just as awkward as buying fem products>

ahhh, fun with checkout lines.

[ashyraine]

GailRana wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

GailRana wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

... I want to see the naked lady staff...

<shuffles feet>

i'm kind of curious now too...

<awkwardly avoids eye contact>

<feels oddly like he's buying condoms at the super market>

<feels like that's probably just as awkward as buying fem products>

ahhh, fun with checkout lines.

no worries there. to us retail employees it's just another barcode *returns to lurking*

[GailRana]

Camilladilla wrote...

GailRana wrote...

Makes me glad my warden was pro mage freedom. they could just high five, grab Anders, Shale and varric and get to kicking some storyline baddies

My canon warden's my Amell and he'd just wonder why they haven't started blowing up more buildings yet because he's a troll.

It runs in the family.

lol, it's nice to see family resemblances 

[Kawamura]

GailRana wrote...


<feels like that's probably just as awkward as buying fem products>

ahhh, fun with checkout lines.

Oh, I get to do that, too.

<resident tranny>

Thank god for self-checkout. I only go through the cashier lines if I have a funny combination. Like lube, phallic tubers and pain medication.

Modifié par Kawamura, 27 avril 2011 - 02:50 .

[GailRana]

ashyraine wrote...

no worries there. to us retail employees it's just another barcode *returns to lurking*

you mean, you're not silently judging us as you scan and bag our personal items?

[GailRana]

Kawamura wrote...

Oh, I get to do that, too.

<resident tranny>

Thank god for self-checkout. I only go through the cashier lines if I have a funny combination. Like lube, phallic tubers and pain medication.

oh, are we playing the "freak out the cashier" game? 

[LT123]

leggywillow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

That said, I'm thinking about DA3 and if the Warden and Hawke were to join forces. What if they had to choose between themselves which living companions they would bring to fight that game's Big Bads? Especially if you imported PCs with conflicting personalities.

It's a good thing they won't do that, because even just choosing my import for a DA2 file gives me a complex.  I would never even start DA3, just sit around crying and trying to plan out the most interesting matches between Hawkes and Wardens.  I really need to stop making legions of PCs in Bioware games.  My headcanon gets all kinds of confused.

I have 6 Wardens and 6 corresponding Hawkes planned out, and I still don't feel like I have them "matched" correctly.  If I had to consider them actually meeting... argh!  I'd go crazy (crazier, anyway).

*gets starryeyed* DA3: The Warden and Hawke team up with all their companions and, backed up by the Wardens, take on the Chantry and Flemeth.

I have like eight Wardens. All they're all canon, except possibly my Cousland who recruited Loghain just so I can see drunk Alistair in the Hanged Man in an actual playthrough.

So...many...import...combinations...

[Kawamura]

GailRana wrote...

oh, are we playing the "freak out the cashier" game? 

It's a great game. And it's true, pregancy test plus wire coat hanger is the best.

I'm trying to find one that will beat that combo. It's unbelievably hard. It's my white whale.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

...just an idea, but what would Origins have been like if the Awakening cast had joined in?

Hell. Imagine if, because of the accident with Tamlen and Mahariel - Merrill had been recruited!?

[GailRana]

so long as they don't give my warden's voice actors. I think that would kill a little piece of my soul to hear the wrong voice coming from my PCs

[GailRana]

Kawamura wrote...

GailRana wrote...

oh, are we playing the "freak out the cashier" game? 

It's a great game. And it's true, pregancy test plus wire coat hanger is the best.

I'm trying to find one that will beat that combo. It's unbelievably hard. It's my white whale.

i don't think it can be beat. unless of course you add a tarp to the items, and then it's just improving on the original idea.

no joke, i once had to pick up some metamucil for someone at the store, and they called up and asked if i could pick up a turkey baster as well. I refused. I bet anders would have done it though.

[ashyraine]

GailRana wrote...

ashyraine wrote...

no worries there. to us retail employees it's just another barcode *returns to lurking*

you mean, you're not silently judging us as you scan and bag our personal items?

Don't know about others but most of the time I'm barely looking at what I'm scanning lol. And I work in a drug store so the potential for interesting purchases is there  
Only one in 10 years that sticks out was the condoms, chocolate, duct tape, and superglue. I couldn't figure out the glue bit lol

[GailRana]

ashyraine wrote...

Don't know about others but most of the time I'm barely looking at what I'm scanning lol. And I work in a drug store so the potential for interesting purchases is there  
Only one in 10 years that sticks out was the condoms, chocolate, duct tape, and superglue. I couldn't figure out the glue bit lol

lol! that's pretty darn funny...or disconcerting. Not sure which

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

ashyraine wrote...

GailRana wrote...

ashyraine wrote...

no worries there. to us retail employees it's just another barcode *returns to lurking*

you mean, you're not silently judging us as you scan and bag our personal items?

Don't know about others but most of the time I'm barely looking at what I'm scanning lol. And I work in a drug store so the potential for interesting purchases is there  
Only one in 10 years that sticks out was the condoms, chocolate, duct tape, and superglue. I couldn't figure out the glue bit lol

Ah, that reminds me of the time someone asked me to explain what 'Now 30% more powerful!' meant in relation to a vibrating **** ring.
I believe my face was like this:

And with that pleasant image I'm off to sleep. Night all!

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 27 avril 2011 - 03:09 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

LT123 wrote...

So...many...import...combinations...

:devil:Indeed...
The combinations will either result in BFFFL or the destruction of life as we know it.

Amell will probably become incestuous for her dear gay cousin Garrett. XD

[GailRana]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

ashyraine wrote...

GailRana wrote...

ashyraine wrote...

no worries there. to us retail employees it's just another barcode *returns to lurking*

you mean, you're not silently judging us as you scan and bag our personal items?

Don't know about others but most of the time I'm barely looking at what I'm scanning lol. And I work in a drug store so the potential for interesting purchases is there  
Only one in 10 years that sticks out was the condoms, chocolate, duct tape, and superglue. I couldn't figure out the glue bit lol

Ah, that reminds me of the time someone asked me to explain what 'Now 30% more powerful!' meant in relation to a vibrating **** ring.
I believe my face was like this:


And with that pleasant image I'm off to sleep. Night all!

fixed

Modifié par GailRana, 27 avril 2011 - 03:12 .