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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...
I dunno why people are spamming about something that doesn't exist

My Hawke begs to differ on the supposed non-existence of Anders' butt.

He's quite familiar with it.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH.

In all seriousness I could stand to read less about Anders' hiney.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 29 avril 2011 - 03:47 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Blame the Lyrium!!!

[Rinji the Bearded]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I was wrong. Character threads can sometimes simply be glorified Tumblr feeds.

They can also turn into AoL chat rooms.

a/s/l

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

My Hawke begs to differ on the supposed non-existence of Anders' butt.

He's quite familiar with it.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH.

In all seriousness I could stand to read less about Anders' hiney.

It's all an illusion. Anders says he's opposed to blood magic, but he uses equal parts blood and desire to make Hawke imagine he has an ass.

Modifié par yukidama, 29 avril 2011 - 03:48 .

[upsettingshorts]

RinjiRenee wrote...

a/s/l

12/F/Andersbutt

As if anyone other than 12 year old girls would live there.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 29 avril 2011 - 03:54 .

[thebrute7]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Let us begin on this noble and just quest now.

           ANDERSBUTT
ANDER                    SBUTT
ANDERSBUTTANDERSB
ANDER                    SBUTT
ANDER                    SBUTT
ANDER                    SBUTT

ANDERSBUTT          AND
ANDER   SBUTT       AND
ANDER    SBUTT      AND
ANDER       SBUTT   AND
ANDER              SBUTTAN
ANDER                  SBUTT

ANDERSBUTT
ANDER          SBUTT
ANDER              SBUTT
ANDER              SBUTT
ANDER          SBUTT
ANDERSBUTT

ANDERSBUTTANDERS
  ANDERSBUTT
  ANDERSBUTTANDE
  ANDERSBUTT
ANDERSBUTTANDERS

ANDERSBUTT
ANDER      SBUTT
ANDERSBUTT
ANDER     SBUTT
ANDER         SBUTT
ANDER              SBUTT

          A  NDERSBUTT
ANDERSBUTT
     ANDERSBUTT
             ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT
ANDERSBUTT

ANDERSBUTT
ANDER       SBUTT
ANDERSBUTT
ANDERSBUTT
ANDER       SBUTT
ANDERSBUTT

ANDERS         BUTT
ANDERS         BUTT
ANDERS         BUTT
ANDERS        BUTT
ANDERS       BUTT
    ANDERSBUTT

ANDERSBUTTANDERSB
        ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT

ANDERSBUTTANDERSB
        ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT
        ANDERSBUTT

LOL.  Of course this is the first thing I see when I load up the thread.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

My Hawke begs to differ on the supposed non-existence of Anders' butt.

He's quite familiar with it.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOH.

In all seriousness I could stand to read less about Anders' hiney.

It's all an illusion. Anders says he's opposed to blood magic, but he uses equal parts blood and desire to make Hawke imagine he has an ass.

And they say blood magic is evil!

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Good news everyone! (No that was not a Futurama reference)
On the advanced search, if you ask for "andersbutt" specifically, we come first.

The others cheated because by default, google puts a space in.

[YamiSnuffles]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Good news everyone! (No that was not a Futurama reference)
On the advanced search, if you ask for "andersbutt" specifically, we come first.

The others cheated because by default, google puts a space in.

That's okay, I still read it in his voice.

And with this victory, I shall go to sleep at last. Now everyone can have thought provoking discussions or something.

EDIT: I get it on a normal search too. Googling both Andersbutt and Anders butt, we're #1! *snerk*

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 29 avril 2011 - 04:04 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Good news everyone! (No that was not a Futurama reference)
On the advanced search, if you ask for "andersbutt" specifically, we come first.

The others cheated because by default, google puts a space in.

That's okay, I still read it in his voice.

And with this victory, I shall go to sleep at last. Now everyone can have thought provoking discussions or something.

I should probably go to bed too, considering this thread has kept me up until 4:58 in the morning...

...nah.
I blame the Meredith Lyrium statue. <_<

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 29 avril 2011 - 04:01 .

[tankgirly]

I am back.
This thread moves really fast, Sweet Maker.

1. I also miss Mouse= A Pride Demon in disguise.
2. Now I had assigned myself another difficult task: rival-friendship with Anders while siding with the mages. Andraste's Knickerweasels, I don't even know how am I going to do that! It's way easier to just rival-romance Fenris than doing such a thing.
.

[Ryzaki]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I should probably go to bed too, considering this thread has kept me up until 4:58 in the morning...

...nah.
I blame the Meredith Lyrium statue. <_<

You have to admit though it's a nice statue. 

I wonder if it becomes a tourist attraction? Between that and people going insane from the shards of the idol.  Kirkwall's hellmounth potential has increased by a thousand. 

[SmilingDeceit]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Good news everyone! (No that was not a Futurama reference)
On the advanced search, if you ask for "andersbutt" specifically, we come first.

The others cheated because by default, google puts a space in.

That's okay, I still read it in his voice.

And with this victory, I shall go to sleep at last. Now everyone can have thought provoking discussions or something.

EDIT: I get it on a normal search too. Searching both Andersbutt and Anders butt, we're #1!

Same about reading it in Farnsworth voice. But then, I love me some Futurama.

Pfft sleep, it's only just past midnight here..

And here, something of Anders that doesn't involve his lower body parts so people will be happy..

[Brangwen]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Meredith's new theme song?

Also, um, how about that Anders? He's quite the... mage?
*always on topic*

I'm just going to butt in here at the end of this thread (1300 pages of anders love it just too much to catch up on sometimes) and say that I am at work.

THAT JUST MADE ME GUFFAW OUT LOUD AND EVERYONE STARED AT ME!

Good work

[Ryzaki]

Ugh. I hate how all the companions start following me even though they're on hold. Is this a bug or a feature?

[Mistress Tasharra]

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I hate how all the companions start following me even though they're on hold. Is this a bug or a feature?

Companions only seem to hold for a certain distance before they shuffle closer to meet the minimum distance of the hold command.

I'd assume it's a "feature" so that companions don't get lost while on hold.

[Camilladilla]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I hate how all the companions start following me even though they're on hold. Is this a bug or a feature?

Companions only seem to hold for a certain distance before they shuffle closer to meet the minimum distance of the hold command.

I'd assume it's a "feature" so that companions don't get lost while on hold.

Which makes me sad panda since I so did love abusing that feature in DAO and having companions teleport to my wardens when I released hold... which is probably why they changed Hold

PS Tash, I finally read The Last Straw and yeah, I bawled.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 29 avril 2011 - 04:45 .

[Ryzaki]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I hate how all the companions start following me even though they're on hold. Is this a bug or a feature?

Companions only seem to hold for a certain distance before they shuffle closer to meet the minimum distance of the hold command.

I'd assume it's a "feature" so that companions don't get lost while on hold.

Bah. I'm trying to set up an ambush (with those two stupid renevants) and I can't. D: 

[LT123]

Off to see the Pride Demon with Merrill. And no, Anders doesn't get to go this time. Next playthrough I"ll take both him and Fenris. I hear they agree for once and both chew out Merrill.

Just did Isabela's quest, and when the guy in the Blooming Rose hauled her off, Anders' comment was a cheery "Off to the rescue, then?"

Also, the fact that Hold only works for a certain distance is really irritating. I don't use it very often because of that.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Camilladilla wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I hate how all the companions start following me even though they're on hold. Is this a bug or a feature?

Companions only seem to hold for a certain distance before they shuffle closer to meet the minimum distance of the hold command.

I'd assume it's a "feature" so that companions don't get lost while on hold.

Which makes me sad panda since I so did love abusing that feature in DAO and having companions teleport to my wardens when I released hold... which is probably why they changed Hold

PS Tash, I finally read The Last Straw and yeah, I bawled.

I know right? It's such a tear-jerker at the start, but after that I'm right up there with Hawke in the, "YOU WILL ALL FEEL JUSTICE'S BURN" mindset. Maker, I can't wait to see how it ends. There needs to be blood and rolling heads and a self-destructive Hawke.

*Nods*

... I don't cope well, apparently.

[phantomdragoness]

Guys...guys...I have to tell you something, it is amazing! (I kinda hope BioWare doesn't kill me for this... )

Go to this website: www.flv2mp3.com/

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar." Got it?

Copy the address, paste it into the website I just posted, then on that website click "next"...

You will have DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar" in your iTunes.


I have played the HELL out of that song, it is now my ****.


And to stay relevant...ANDERS IS A SEXY BEAST. 

[Mistress Tasharra]

I used Firefox and one of its addons to grab it. Truthfully, I was a little miffed that it wasn't on my Signature Edition's soundtrack.

I mean, it's so amazing, and if that version were actually somewhere I could buy it, I would.

Support your game, movie, and music producers!

That is all.

I lied. Andersbutt.

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 29 avril 2011 - 05:20 .

[phantomdragoness]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I used Firefox and one of its addons to grab it. Truthfully, I was a little miffed that it wasn't on my Signature Edition's soundtrack.

I mean, it's so amazing, and if that version were actually somewhere I could buy it, I would.

Support your game, movie, and music producers!

That is all.

I lied. Andersbutt.

ANDERSBUTT. *grabs it*

[Mistress Tasharra]

Question to my fellow Anderstians.

I'm thinking about how to undress Anders (for, uh, clinical study purposes only iamlyingoutmyassrightnnow) and I'm wondering about the general... opinion on the matter? How many layers do we think he wears?

(1) Feathered pauldrons (I also guessed the teal fabric as stitched-leather)
(2) Padded tan overcoat (With a bunch of buckles, rings, clasps, and leather belts)
(3) Grey smock thing (I wonder if it has sleeves under the pauldrons?)
(4) Teal pants (same fabric as his pauldrons - the thought of Anders in leather pants...)
(5) Random strips of cloth (are they attached to the smock thing?)
(6) Boots of +10 to Sexyness

And of course, small cloths. (thoughIwouldn'tsaynototheideaofcommandoAnders)

Did I miss something? Any other thoughts?

I actually bet the pauldrons are supposed to be attached to the overcoat... but then I can't have fun imagining Anders in nothing but the pauldrons (and maybe the boots, though to be fair, I wouldn't say no to only the tan coat + pauldrons, either.)

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 29 avril 2011 - 05:36 .

[mellifera]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Question to my fellow Anderstians.

I'm thinking about how to undress Anders (for, uh, clinical study purposes only iamlyingoutmyassrightnnow) and I'm wondering about the general... opinion on the matter? How many layers do we think he wears?

(1) Feathered pauldrons (I also guessed the teal fabric as stitched-leather)
(2) Padded tan overcoat (With a bunch of buckles, rings, clasps, and leather belts)
(3) Grey smock thing (I wonder if it has sleeves under the pauldrons?)
(4) Teal pants (same fabric as his pauldrons - the thought of Anders in leather pants...)
(5) Random strips of cloth (are they attached to the smock thing?)
(6) Boots of +10 to Sexyness

And of course, small cloths. (thoughIwouldn'tsaynototheideaofcommandoAnders)

Did I miss something? Any other thoughts?

It's totally fuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr. Prettiest Terrorist outfit has feathers. Varric was smoking too much elfroot.