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#34801
aquaticidioticus

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I'm not sure if we are still doing the Anders Romance playlist... but I would like to add a song. It's a bit folky, so I don't know if it fits completely... but I like the lyrics.

Bon Iver-Skinny Love


And lyrics for those who don't like clicking links:

Come on skinny love just last the year
Pour a little salt we were never here
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer

I tell my love to wreck it all
Cut out all the ropes and let me fall
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Right in the moment this order's tall

I told you to be patient
I told you to be fine
I told you to be balanced
I told you to be kind
In the morning I'll be with you
But it will be a different "kind"
I'll be holding all the tickets
And you'll be owning all the fines

Come on skinny love what happened here
Suckle on the hope in lite brassiere
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Sullen load is full; so slow on the split

I told you to be patient
I told you to be fine
I told you to be balanced
I told you to be kind
Now all your love is wasted?
Then who the hell was I?
Now I'm breaking at the britches
And at the end of all your lines

Who will love you?
Who will fight?
Who will fall far behind?

*Edit for top: Sassy Anders?
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Hopefully this works... the last time I attempted to use code to get a picture to show up automatically, it came out funky.<_<

I give up; here's the link: http://browse.devian...anders#/d3dzvt9

Modifié par aquaticidioticus, 29 avril 2011 - 05:42 .


#34802
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phantomdragoness wrote...

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar."
Got it?


I've never heard that song before. I'm so out of the loop I didn't even know there was one.
...
Bawling now. ;3;

TOO MUCH SADPANDERS
NEED CHEERINESS STAT

Modifié par Ashwraith, 29 avril 2011 - 05:41 .


#34803
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yukidama wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Question to my fellow Anderstians.

I'm thinking about how to undress Anders (for, uh, clinical study purposes only iamlyingoutmyassrightnnow) and I'm wondering about the general... opinion on the matter? How many layers do we think he wears?

(1) Feathered pauldrons (I also guessed the teal fabric as stitched-leather)
(2) Padded tan overcoat (With a bunch of buckles, rings, clasps, and leather belts)
(3) Grey smock thing (I wonder if it has sleeves under the pauldrons?)
(4) Teal pants (same fabric as his pauldrons - the thought of Anders in leather pants...)
(5) Random strips of cloth (are they attached to the smock thing?)
(6) Boots of +10 to Sexyness

And of course, small cloths. (thoughIwouldn'tsaynototheideaofcommandoAnders)

Did I miss something? Any other thoughts?


It's totally fuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr. Prettiest Terrorist outfit has feathers. Varric was smoking too much elfroot.


But... but...  Use the feather!

Fine fine, furred pauldrons.

Anything, uh, else?

#34804
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I would help but I get stuck on debating whether his sleeves are part of his capelet thing or part of the tan quilted jacket thing. IT MAKES NO SENSE ANDERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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yukidama wrote...

I would help but I get stuck on debating whether his sleeves are part of his capelet thing or part of the tan quilted jacket thing. IT MAKES NO SENSE ANDERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING.


I can't figure it out either, truthfully. I mean, it looks like they're stiched on there... sort of.

I think the model developers did it as a cruel joke in order to try and cause massive Anderstian headtruama.

Yup.

#34806
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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Question to my fellow Anderstians.

I'm thinking about how to undress Anders (for, uh, clinical study purposes only iamlyingoutmyassrightnnow) and I'm wondering about the general... opinion on the matter? How many layers do we think he wears?

(1) Feathered pauldrons (I also guessed the teal fabric as stitched-leather)
(2) Padded tan overcoat (With a bunch of buckles, rings, clasps, and leather belts)
(3) Grey smock thing (I wonder if it has sleeves under the pauldrons?)
(4) Teal pants (same fabric as his pauldrons - the thought of Anders in leather pants...)
(5) Random strips of cloth (are they attached to the smock thing?)
(6) Boots of +10 to Sexyness

And of course, small cloths. (thoughIwouldn'tsaynototheideaofcommandoAnders)

Did I miss something? Any other thoughts?

I actually bet the pauldrons are supposed to be attached to the overcoat... but then I can't have fun imagining Anders in nothing but the pauldrons (and maybe the boots, though to be fair, I wouldn't say no to only the tan coat + pauldrons, either.)


I totally can't remember who made this before:

Posted Image

But it's helped me SO much in doodling Anders' outfit so many <3<3<3 to the person responsible and I hope someone does the same thing for his prettiest terrorist costume someday since I apparently fail at taking screenshots of characters in game. 

Also I'm totally blaming this thread for this all this Anders (nonexistent) butt that I'm suddenly drawing.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 29 avril 2011 - 05:45 .


#34807
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Camilladilla wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Question to my fellow Anderstians.

I'm thinking about how to undress Anders (for, uh, clinical study purposes only iamlyingoutmyassrightnnow) and I'm wondering about the general... opinion on the matter? How many layers do we think he wears?

(1) Feathered pauldrons (I also guessed the teal fabric as stitched-leather)
(2) Padded tan overcoat (With a bunch of buckles, rings, clasps, and leather belts)
(3) Grey smock thing (I wonder if it has sleeves under the pauldrons?)
(4) Teal pants (same fabric as his pauldrons - the thought of Anders in leather pants...)
(5) Random strips of cloth (are they attached to the smock thing?)
(6) Boots of +10 to Sexyness

And of course, small cloths. (thoughIwouldn'tsaynototheideaofcommandoAnders)

Did I miss something? Any other thoughts?

I actually bet the pauldrons are supposed to be attached to the overcoat... but then I can't have fun imagining Anders in nothing but the pauldrons (and maybe the boots, though to be fair, I wouldn't say no to only the tan coat + pauldrons, either.)


I totally can't remember who made this before:

-snip-

But it's helped me SO much in doodling Anders' outfit so many <3<3<3 to the person responsible and I hope someone does the same thing for his prettiest terrorist costume someday since I apparently fail at taking screenshots of characters in game. 


Oooh thanks. I was going through my screenshots to see if I had any decent ones, but I didn't. This helps.

Mind you, I wish I could draw. Instead I'm doing scientific research in order to describe a half naked, deshevelled Anders sitting on Hawkes bed while he-

Erm, sorry. Lost my train of thought there.

:devil:

#34808
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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Oooh thanks. I was going through my screenshots to see if I had any decent ones, but I didn't. This helps.

Mind you, I wish I could draw. Instead I'm doing scientific research in order to describe a half naked, deshevelled Anders sitting on Hawkes bed while he-

Erm, sorry. Lost my train of thought there.

:devil:


No, no, no, keep going on. I like where it's going :whistle:

#34809
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Camilladilla wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Oooh thanks. I was going through my screenshots to see if I had any decent ones, but I didn't. This helps.

Mind you, I wish I could draw. Instead I'm doing scientific research in order to describe a half naked, deshevelled Anders sitting on Hawkes bed while he-

Erm, sorry. Lost my train of thought there.

:devil:


No, no, no, keep going on. I like where it's going :whistle:


Don't worry, I promise I'll pop by with a shameles plug just for you when it's done. :innocent:

#34810
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So I just had the greatest inspiration from a conversation with a friend. Hawke takes Anders out to eat at a particularly nice establishment in Hightown and realizes her mistake when the full force of his Grey Warden appetite kicks in.

*Maniacal giggles*

#34811
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thebrute7 wrote...

So I just had the greatest inspiration from a conversation with a friend. Hawke takes Anders out to eat at a particularly nice establishment in Hightown and realizes her mistake when the full force of his Grey Warden appetite kicks in.

*Maniacal giggles*


You, my friend...are brilliant. XD


EDIT: Oh, and another song for the Anders Playlist, maybe? Listen to the song please and see if it fits, because in my current state of mind (hyper on soda) it makes sense for him - especially between act 1 and 2 if your Hawke slept with Fenris and Anders is kinda glad, but kinda sad Hawke seems to have moved on.

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 29 avril 2011 - 06:06 .


#34812
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phantomdragoness wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

So I just had the greatest inspiration from a conversation with a friend. Hawke takes Anders out to eat at a particularly nice establishment in Hightown and realizes her mistake when the full force of his Grey Warden appetite kicks in.

*Maniacal giggles*


You, my friend...are brilliant. XD


My friend is more brilliant.  She was saying something about 'if you could be in more than one place at once and give another person the same power what would happen?' and we thought about the bills for food.  Then I thought of this. 

Must.  Start.  Writing.

#34813
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Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Don't worry, I promise I'll pop by with a shameles plug just for you when it's done. :innocent:


Such a tease.

#34814
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Camilladilla wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Don't worry, I promise I'll pop by with a shameles plug just for you when it's done. :innocent:


Such a tease.


Have some frusterbation in the mean time.

I'm procrastinating again. This thread is bad for me.

#34815
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phantomdragoness wrote...

Guys...guys...I have to tell you something, it is amazing! (I kinda hope BioWare doesn't kill me for this... :? )

Go to this website: www.flv2mp3.com/

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar." Got it?

Copy the address, paste it into the website I just posted, then on that website click "next"...

You will have DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar" in your iTunes.


I have played the HELL out of that song, it is now my ****. :devil:


And to stay relevant...ANDERS IS A SEXY BEAST. 



I just realized this means I can have Maker No on my ipod. :lol:

Modifié par Ryzaki, 29 avril 2011 - 06:13 .


#34816
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Ryzaki wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Guys...guys...I have to tell you something, it is amazing! (I kinda hope BioWare doesn't kill me for this... :? )

Go to this website: www.flv2mp3.com/

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar." Got it?

Copy the address, paste it into the website I just posted, then on that website click "next"...

You will have DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar" in your iTunes.


I have played the HELL out of that song, it is now my ****. :devil:


And to stay relevant...ANDERS IS A SEXY BEAST. 



I just realized this means I can have Maker No on my ipod. :lol:


I'm old fashioned and I use realplayer instead.

#34817
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Ryzaki wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Guys...guys...I have to tell you something, it is amazing! (I kinda hope BioWare doesn't kill me for this... :? )

Go to this website: www.flv2mp3.com/

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar." Got it?

Copy the address, paste it into the website I just posted, then on that website click "next"...

You will have DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar" in your iTunes.


I have played the HELL out of that song, it is now my ****. :devil:


And to stay relevant...ANDERS IS A SEXY BEAST. 



I just realized this means I can have Maker No on my ipod. :lol:



...I will have that...as my ringtone...whenever my father calls...XD

#34818
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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Camilladilla wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Don't worry, I promise I'll pop by with a shameles plug just for you when it's done. :innocent:


Such a tease.


Have some frusterbation in the mean time.

I'm procrastinating again. This thread is bad for me.



Frusterbation that involves Anders is the BEST kind.

#34819
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thebrute7 wrote...

So I just had the greatest inspiration from a conversation with a friend. Hawke takes Anders out to eat at a particularly nice establishment in Hightown and realizes her mistake when the full force of his Grey Warden appetite kicks in.

*Maniacal giggles*


You should prompt that one on the kink meme, it'd be gold!

#34820
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*walks into thread*

*looks around*

Hello? *echo* Hello? Hello? hello? hello...hello...

*blinks*

*looks left*

*looks right*

...

*grabs Anders and runs*

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I saw that....

#34822
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phantomdragoness wrote...

Guys...guys...I have to tell you something, it is amazing! (I kinda hope BioWare doesn't kill me for this... :? )

Go to this website: www.flv2mp3.com/

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar." Got it?

Copy the address, paste it into the website I just posted, then on that website click "next"...

You will have DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar" in your iTunes.


I have played the HELL out of that song, it is now my ****. :devil:


And to stay relevant...ANDERS IS A SEXY BEAST. 



*SQUEE* This is so AMAAAZING!!

I've been obsessed with Florence ever since that heavy in your arms anders fan video thing, and the DA version of I'm not calling you a aliar is my favourite ^^ Yay! 

Also, is it just me or is there a general lack of Anders masturbation/f!hawke bj fics? It seems he's always the one doing all the pleasurin' 

#34823
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Ninche wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Guys...guys...I have to tell you something, it is amazing! (I kinda hope BioWare doesn't kill me for this... :? )

Go to this website: www.flv2mp3.com/

Now go to YouTube and find DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar." Got it?

Copy the address, paste it into the website I just posted, then on that website click "next"...

You will have DA2's "I'm Not Calling You A Liar" in your iTunes.


I have played the HELL out of that song, it is now my ****. :devil:


And to stay relevant...ANDERS IS A SEXY BEAST. 



*SQUEE* This is so AMAAAZING!!

I've been obsessed with Florence ever since that heavy in your arms anders fan video thing, and the DA version of I'm not calling you a aliar is my favourite ^^ Yay! 

Also, is it just me or is there a general lack of Anders masturbation/f!hawke bj fics? It seems he's always the one doing all the pleasurin' 


Can't imagine why. I've always imagined Anders as the toppy, possesive, depraved in bed type. I can't offer you any F!Hawke/Anders BJ fics though, sorry.

Though I am currently working on one with M!Hawke... >.>

Also.

RETURN THE ANDERS OR ELSE.

#34824
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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Can't imagine why. I've always imagined Anders as the toppy, possesive, depraved in bed type. I can't offer you any F!Hawke/Anders BJ fics though, sorry.

Though I am currently working on one with M!Hawke... >.>

Also.

RETURN THE ANDERS OR ELSE.


Anders is a tender and devoted lover  :wub:  (according to his codex)

i think he always makes sure hawke gets her squeeeeeeees first<3

Modifié par kromify, 29 avril 2011 - 09:04 .


#34825
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kromify wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Can't imagine why. I've always imagined Anders as the toppy, possesive, depraved in bed type. I can't offer you any F!Hawke/Anders BJ fics though, sorry.

Though I am currently working on one with M!Hawke... >.>

Also.

RETURN THE ANDERS OR ELSE.


Anders is a tender and devoted lover  :wub:  (according to his codex)

i think he always makes sure hawke gets her squeeeeeeees first<3


So true and it makes my heart fly to think about it.

However I still believe that Justice comes out during said sexy time in rivalmance.