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[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ryzaki wrote...

Silfren wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Heh. I think he was being metaphorical, as in mage children in the future will be free from the circle...

Though I don't think m!Hawke get's that line... 

Nope.  He says, more or less verbatim, "Our children could be born mages, and live free."  He's talking about their kids.  

Anders wants apostate babies. <3 

Hawke says NO.

And that NO is even more NOish than this:
http://t0.gstatic.co...5EZlwYjSPfgN5xW

Angst addicted fans say: YES

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Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 03 mai 2011 - 06:47 .

[MG800]

Ryzaki wrote...

Silfren wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Heh. I think he was being metaphorical, as in mage children in the future will be free from the circle...

Though I don't think m!Hawke get's that line... 

Nope.  He says, more or less verbatim, "Our children could be born mages, and live free."  He's talking about their kids.  

Anders wants apostate babies. <3 

Yes, more sensitive apostates with crazy ideas

Modifié par MG800, 03 mai 2011 - 06:50 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Malcolm's naked lady staff is actual an ancient mage fertility idol.

[Ryzaki]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Hawke says NO.

And that NO is even more NOish than this: *snip* 

Angst addicted fans say: YES

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Hey maybe your Hawkes say no. I'll need to make a Hawke that wants Anders' babies. 

MG800 wrote...
Yes, more sensitive apostates with crazy ideas

Can never have too many. 

[bleetman]

Ryzaki wrote...

Anders wants apostate babies. <3 

Tainted apostate babies.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Regardless of chosen LI, your children are doomed.
I mean, both Hawke and Fenris have magic in their genes, so even if a non-mage female Hawke and Fenris had kids, they could still be mages.
THAT would go down SO well.

Or Merrill. She would make a great mother(!)

Then there's Isabela.

The Amell line is just cursed.
Hawke should not have kids.

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 03 mai 2011 - 06:54 .

[Herr Uhl]

bleetman wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Anders wants apostate babies. <3 

Tainted apostate babies.

With Herpes.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ryzaki wrote...

Hey maybe your Hawkes say no. I'll need to make a Hawke that wants Anders' babies. 

Oh my Hawke wants kids, she just doesn't want to subject them to the life she lives.
Also by the time it blows over, it'd kind of be too late.

Thus I, as an angst-addict, will create a tragic pregnancy subplot. >
I'm evil like that.

[Ryzaki]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Regardless of chosen LI, your children are doomed.
I mean, both Hawke and Fenris have magic in their genes, so even if a non-mage female Hawke and Fenris had kids, they could still be mages.
THAT would go down SO well.

That would be hilarious. Especially if both Fenris and Hawke were magic wary folks. 

Or Merrill. She would make a great mother(!)

Then there's Isabela.

The Amell line is just cursed.
Hawke should not have kids.

lawl Isabela might not be a bad mother...neither would Merrill once she aged a bit. 

Hawke totally should have kids. You gotta keep up the magic heavy line. Never know when it might come in handy.  

[thebrute7]

Angst-addict right here. Must have hawke/Anders child plot going on.

[SurelyForth]

Silfren wrote...
Also, here's one fer ya:  Say you're playing a non-mage to Mr. Sparklefingers.  What with his magey senses and all, and his added Justice powers, maybe he says what he does about children because he's aware that Hawke's already carrying a third (or, because this is my fantasy, a third and a fourth passenger).  It'd be totally awesome for Anders to realize Hawke's pregnant before even she does!

I would be so, so pissed. I love Anders, and I have a special place in my heart for Dad Anders, but no. It's such a terrible, terrible idea and my Hawke would be like "I've deliberately taken arrows to my stomach to PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING!!! *drama flail*"

[mellifera]

The direction this thread has taken just makes me


Also, Hawke adopts Orana and buys her a guinea pig, Chobi. This is my canon.

Chobi looks like this

Modifié par yukidama, 03 mai 2011 - 07:03 .

[dpMeggers]

Ryzaki wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Regardless of chosen LI, your children are doomed.
I mean, both Hawke and Fenris have magic in their genes, so even if a non-mage female Hawke and Fenris had kids, they could still be mages.
THAT would go down SO well.

That would be hilarious. Especially if both Fenris and Hawke were magic wary folks. 

Vicountess Hawke and Fenris and their half-elven mage babies? Ya I can imagine that having a large amount of backlash.

[ipgd]

and this is why all of my hawkes are queers

[bleetman]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Or Merrill. She would make a great mother(!)

I have very specific fears regarding a pregnant Merrill, or it being a possibility.

Then again, Hawke does that too. So. Uh. Yeh.

yukidama wrote...

Also, Hawke adopts Orana and buys her a guinea pig, Chobi. This is my canon.

Modifié par bleetman, 03 mai 2011 - 07:02 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

thebrute7 wrote...

Angst-addict right here. Must have hawke/Anders child plot going on.

I'm just wondering how to lay out the argument.
I've gotten as far as Hawke screaming herself hoarse, sobbing and insisting that she doesn't want her child to live the same life as its parents, while Anders can barely keep himself from going all Vengeance on her.

It will be messy and angsty.

[Ryzaki]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Oh my Hawke wants kids, she just doesn't want to subject them to the life she lives.
Also by the time it blows over, it'd kind of be too late.

Thus I, as an angst-addict, will create a tragic pregnancy subplot. >
I'm evil like that.

I'll make a Hawke who doesn't care. They want their little Amells.  

Though tragic pregnancy <3

dpMeggers wrote...
Vicountess Hawke and Fenris and their half-elven mage babies? Ya I can imagine that having a large amount of backlash.

Indeed. Imagine even better if their kid was a dreamer like Feynriel. Ah yes the angst potential. 

[dpMeggers]

SurelyForth wrote...

Silfren wrote...
Also, here's one fer ya:  Say you're playing a non-mage to Mr. Sparklefingers.  What with his magey senses and all, and his added Justice powers, maybe he says what he does about children because he's aware that Hawke's already carrying a third (or, because this is my fantasy, a third and a fourth passenger).  It'd be totally awesome for Anders to realize Hawke's pregnant before even she does!

I would be so, so pissed. I love Anders, and I have a special place in my heart for Dad Anders, but no. It's such a terrible, terrible idea and my Hawke would be like "I've deliberately taken arrows to my stomach to PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING!!! *drama flail*"

This. Well not the arrows to the stomach that's a bit dramatic but my Hawke would be "You're an ABOMINATION, I get into FIGHTS TO THE DEATH for a living. When did this become a GOOD IDEA?"

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

Hawke and Anders and children?

Oh, that should so be made into a sitcom. It would be glorious

Wouldn't it just? 

[YamiSnuffles]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

Hawke and Anders and children?

Oh, that should so be made into a sitcom. It would be glorious

It would make quite a sitcom. Hawke would just be freaking out all the time, while Anders would be both the goofy and super strict father all in one.

Child: I don't want to make my bed.
Anders: Aw, that's okay honey. Have a kitten.
Justice: MAKE YOUR BED OR YOU WILL FEEL JUSTICE'S BURN!

[Heidenreich]

YamiSnuffles wrote...


Child: I don't want to make my bed.
Anders: Aw, that's okay honey. Have a kitten.
Justice: MAKE YOUR BED OR YOU WILL FEEL JUSTICE'S BURN!

Aaaannnd the urge to sig-quote you again grows by +10<3

[MG800]

ipgd wrote...

and this is why all of my hawkes are queers

There is no such thing like a sane Hawke

Modifié par MG800, 03 mai 2011 - 07:08 .

[bleetman]

Would this be a sitcom, or a sitcom sitcom such as, say, Scrubs? Because if it's the latter, we'd end the series with the discovery that Bethany is pregnant with Justice's love child. I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful.

Modifié par bleetman, 03 mai 2011 - 07:09 .

[Ryzaki]

YamiSnuffles wrote...
It would make quite a sitcom. Hawke would just be freaking out all the time, while Anders would be both the goofy and super strict father all in one.

Child: I don't want to make my bed.
Anders: Aw, that's okay honey. Have a kitten.
Justice: MAKE YOUR BED OR YOU WILL FEEL JUSTICE'S BURN!

Oh now I defintely want Anders babies. This would be glorious.