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[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

Hawke and Anders and children?

Oh, that should so be made into a sitcom. It would be glorious

It would make quite a sitcom. Hawke would just be freaking out all the time, while Anders would be both the goofy and super strict father all in one.

Child: I don't want to make my bed.
Anders: Aw, that's okay honey. Have a kitten.
Justice: MAKE YOUR BED OR YOU WILL FEEL JUSTICE'S BURN!

lol.
Can you imagine them playing family board games? Like if the child was caught cheating:

Justice: CHEATING IS UNJUST!!!
Child: B-but-!
Justice: Place it back, or you will feel-
Child: MUM DAD'S GLOWING BLUE AGAIN!!!
Hawke: Just put the damn counter back!!!

Or bullying at school... parents evening would be something to behold.

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As a quick apology to non-mpreg m!HawkexAnders fans:

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 03 mai 2011 - 07:11 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Heidenreich wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...


Child: I don't want to make my bed.
Anders: Aw, that's okay honey. Have a kitten.
Justice: MAKE YOUR BED OR YOU WILL FEEL JUSTICE'S BURN!

Aaaannnd the urge to sig-quote you again grows by +10<3

Haha, well, as long as the sitcom doesn't end in an orgy as I proposed all stories should.

EDIT to say, I've decided it can end in an orgy as long as the kid isn't around. In fact, every episode will end in an orgy. Thus there will be an endless supply of apostate babies to fuel the drama.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 03 mai 2011 - 07:11 .

[Silfren]

I really like how everyone's not even touching on how Anders is fully merged with Justice.  Forget the darkspawn taint--any Hawke/Anders baby is gonna be half-Fade spirit.

Which will just lead to a Hawke-baby/OGB death match!  

[thebrute7]

bleetman wrote...

Would this be a sitcom, or a sitcom sitcom such as, say, Scrubs? Because if it's the latter, we'd end the series with the discovery that Bethany is pregnant with Justice's love child. I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful.

NO!  Like Arishok NO!  Shh... we don't talk about Bethany and sex.  She's too little sistery to be sullied by talk of that sort of thing.  *plugs ears*  LALALALALALLALALAALA

[dpMeggers]

Silfren wrote...

I really like how everyone's not even touching on how Anders is fully merged with Justice.  Forget the darkspawn taint--any Hawke/Anders baby is gonna be half-Fade spirit.

Which will just lead to a Hawke-baby/OGB death match!  

I'm not sure that would get passed on. I mean so far as we know Maric/Fiona baby (who may or may not have been Alistair) wasn't tainted, so it's probably safe to assume Hawke/Anders baby wouldn't be either. As for the Fade-bits, those really aren't physical, they're more...metaphysical (physical merging of souls or w/e vs. actually being a physical trait) and they're certainly not genetic, so I have my doubts Hawke/Anders baby would have any Justice/Vengence in him/her.

[dpMeggers]

thebrute7 wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Would this be a sitcom, or a sitcom sitcom such as, say, Scrubs? Because if it's the latter, we'd end the series with the discovery that Bethany is pregnant with Justice's love child. I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful.

NO!  Like Arishok NO!  Shh... we don't talk about Bethany and sex.  She's too little sistery to be sullied by talk of that sort of thing.  *plugs ears*  LALALALALALLALALAALA

She's about 25 by the end of the game. I think that's old enough to no longer be a virgin, no matter how little sistery she is. Besides, Isabela talks to Bethany about sex all the time. Offers to pay for her first time even!

[LastFadingSmile]

bleetman wrote...

Would this be a sitcom, or a sitcom sitcom such as, say, Scrubs? Because if it's the latter, we'd end the series with the discovery that Bethany is pregnant with Justice's love child. I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful.

Wow.

I...

uh...

Wow.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

bleetman wrote...

Would this be a sitcom, or a sitcom sitcom such as, say, Scrubs? Because if it's the latter, we'd end the series with the discovery that Bethany is pregnant with Justice's love child. I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful.

http://t0.gstatic.co...5EZlwYjSPfgN5xW
....Arishok says no.

[mellifera]

I see your Arishok and raise you a


about this WHOLE baby topic.

Modifié par yukidama, 03 mai 2011 - 07:24 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Hawkespring: Daddy, where do babies come from?
Anders: Well, when a daddy loves a mommy very much, he uses the naked lady fertility staff he got from her to fill her with JUSTICE. Then BOOM, 9 months later you have a baby.
Hawkespring: Mommy, is that true?
Hawke: It's the only way I can make sense of how this happened. <_<

[thebrute7]

dpMeggers wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Would this be a sitcom, or a sitcom sitcom such as, say, Scrubs? Because if it's the latter, we'd end the series with the discovery that Bethany is pregnant with Justice's love child. I can't decide if that'd be awesome or awful.

NO!  Like Arishok NO!  Shh... we don't talk about Bethany and sex.  She's too little sistery to be sullied by talk of that sort of thing.  *plugs ears*  LALALALALALLALALAALA

She's about 25 by the end of the game. I think that's old enough to no longer be a virgin, no matter how little sistery she is. Besides, Isabela talks to Bethany about sex all the time. Offers to pay for her first time even!

I am not listening...  Okay I am.  You're right.  I am just like that sometimes.  She always ended up a circle mage for me.  I like to think that she and Varric secretly love each other...  That's really why Varric talks about Bianca all the time, he doesn't want to scare Hawke

What can I say, I like the idea of Bethany running off with varric after they leave Hawke.

[bleetman]

Silfren wrote...

I really like how everyone's not even touching on how Anders is fully merged with Justice.  Forget the darkspawn taint--any Hawke/Anders baby is gonna be half-Fade spirit.

Which will just lead to a Hawke-baby/OGB death match!  

Sitcom. There are no death matches. They'd go to school together though, and eventually date. That'd be one inspiring meet-the-parents moment, from the perspectives of my characters.

Urthemiel: This is my father, the Hero of Ferelden. He's extending his lifespan beyond natural means with blood magic. My mother crossed into another plane of existance a few years ago.
Malkarlm: This is Anders, my father. He-
Anders: W-warden-commander?!
Amell: Wait, you? You impregnated my COUSIN?

(Yes I named the son Malkarlm as a mix of Malcom and Karl what of it)

(...)

Modifié par bleetman, 03 mai 2011 - 07:27 .

[Trophonius]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

As a quick apology to non-mpreg m!HawkexAnders fans

It doesn't have to be mpreg. We joked about a solution in the m/m thread ages ago. I think we called it an instant baby. Just add water.

[Ryzaki]

Silfren wrote...

I really like how everyone's not even touching on how Anders is fully merged with Justice.  Forget the darkspawn taint--any Hawke/Anders baby is gonna be half-Fade spirit.

Which will just lead to a Hawke-baby/OGB death match!  

...not sure if want...

It sounds like it could be ridculously awesome or ridculously retarded. 

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

I see your Arishok and raise you a


about this WHOLE baby topic.

Quoting for great justice.

*hugs ManHawke and Anders* biology conveniently conspires against you.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Hawkespring: Daddy, where do babies come from?
Anders: Well, when a daddy loves a mommy very much, he uses the naked lady fertility staff he got from her to fill her with JUSTICE. Then BOOM, 9 months later you have a baby.
Hawkespring: Mommy, is that true?
Hawke: It's the only way I can make sense of how this happened. <_<

Ah... so that's how it happened. 
I still find it more interesting to have the kid raised away from Anders and Hawke (it'd be more of a Soap Opera then).

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I see your Arishok and raise you a


about this WHOLE baby topic.

Quoting for great justice.

*hugs ManHawke and Anders* biology conveniently conspires against you.

Fangirl + mpreg = NO ONE IS SAFE

[YamiSnuffles]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah... so that's how it happened. 
I still find it more interesting to have the kid raised away from Anders and Hawke (it'd be more of a Soap Opera then).

Sitcom Hawkespring stay with their parents and wacky shenanigans ensue.

Soap Opera Hawkespring would be ripped away from Hawke's loins and then raised by the Divine herself. Hawkespring would would then be mentored by Sebastian and eventually try to hunt down and kill Hawke and Anders.

[Ryzaki]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah... so that's how it happened. 
I still find it more interesting to have the kid raised away from Anders and Hawke (it'd be more of a Soap Opera then).

Sitcom Hawkespring stay with their parents and wacky shenanigans ensue.

Soap Opera Hawkespring would be ripped away from Hawke's loins and then raised by the Divine herself. Hawkespring would would then be mentored by Sebastian and eventually try to hunt down and kill Hawke and Anders.

Huh I thought it would be more like 1st Hawkespring ripped away ad raised by Divine, second Hawkespring raised by Anders and Hawke and the two meet up and fall in love and have babies before anyone could explain their siblings. 
    

[YamiSnuffles]

Ryzaki wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah... so that's how it happened. 
I still find it more interesting to have the kid raised away from Anders and Hawke (it'd be more of a Soap Opera then).

Sitcom Hawkespring stay with their parents and wacky shenanigans ensue.

Soap Opera Hawkespring would be ripped away from Hawke's loins and then raised by the Divine herself. Hawkespring would would then be mentored by Sebastian and eventually try to hunt down and kill Hawke and Anders.

Huh I thought it would be more like 1st Hawkespring ripped away ad raised by Divine, second Hawkespring raised by Anders and Hawke and the two meet up and fall in love and have babies before anyone could explain their siblings. 
 

I like it. Third Hawkespring (because the naked lady staff is that effective at being a fertility idol) would be raised by Flemith. That Hawkespring would then try to start the end of the world, while the other Hawkespring fought the third... all while trying to enjoy their honeymoon in Tevinter!

[Jean]

SurelyForth wrote...

MG800 wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Poor Anders always ends up as the girl. I think Howl Anders is the only time he's gotten to be a guy/wear pants.

Don't forget Miguel!

In the old thread he got compared to House and Hawkeye Pierce a lot, too.This was before DA2 came out, however, and everyone decided that he was hella girly for some reason.

So I'm turned on by "girly", hmm? As "Hawkeye Pierce" he wasn't even half that appealing.
Then it's strange I never managed to romance Leliana... it must be the lack of stubble 

I don't think he's feminine, but it seems to be a Thing now to make him the girl. Admittedly, Meranders, Cinderanders, Esmeranders and Black Swanders are hilarious.

I thought he was pretty flamboyant and a bit bubbly in Awakenings. Girly never actually crossed my mind and still doesn't now.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ryzaki wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Ah... so that's how it happened. 
I still find it more interesting to have the kid raised away from Anders and Hawke (it'd be more of a Soap Opera then).

Sitcom Hawkespring stay with their parents and wacky shenanigans ensue.

Soap Opera Hawkespring would be ripped away from Hawke's loins and then raised by the Divine herself. Hawkespring would would then be mentored by Sebastian and eventually try to hunt down and kill Hawke and Anders.

Huh I thought it would be more like 1st Hawkespring ripped away ad raised by Divine, second Hawkespring raised by Anders and Hawke and the two meet up and fall in love and have babies before anyone could explain their siblings. 

Ha! Their names will be Ryan and Maisie, no doubt.

[Ryzaki]

YamiSnuffles wrote...
I like it. Third Hawkespring (because the naked lady staff is that effective at being a fertility idol) would be raised by Flemith. That Hawkespring would then try to start the end of the world, while the other Hawkespring fought the third... all while trying to enjoy their honeymoon in Tevinter!

Poor Hawkespring. Just trying to get by.   

Though first Hawkespring would have to put up a fight on going to Tevinter shouldn't they? After all they were raised by the Divine.  Maybe they get kidnapped by third Hawkespring? And then gets away with no explanation. And First and Second Hawkespring do a dramatic slow-mo run towards each other with flowers in the background.