Ninche wrote...
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An age named after us would be amazing. Also, what if Sandal's prophecy is actually a HUGE deal? You know how the chantry says that the old dragon gods taught men how to use magic and the ancient tevinters worshipped them? Then we know that for w.e reason the old gods died and then suddenly POOF there's darkspawn and what do they do? They dig to find those old gods in order to raise them. The Chantry has vague explanations of all these stuff but I'm wondering if when the old gods died magic receeded from the world and only few remained able to connenct to the fade. Sorry for the rambling, basically I'm wondering if magic won't return somehow and then everyone would be able to use it to some extent. It would be great to name the new age after Magic returning to the people. And then maybe Anders' name will be equal to Andraste, I don't like religion but even I think that's cool
This is incorrect. The Old gods didn't die. They were imprisoned by the original panthion of gods (see, Dalish/Elvahn gods). Those gods were then in turn tricked into being locked up in their perspective realms by the one god who was nether good, nor bad -- Fan'Harel, aka, The Maker. (You wont convince me otherwise of this, by the way, its pratically slapping us in the face. Only WoG will convince me that Fan'Harel isn't The Maker ;p )
Fan'Maker'Harel was sitting pretty in his golden palace, surrounded by awesome naked desire demons to do his every bidding and whim.. and completely oblivious to what the human magisters were up to. It was mostly a big joke to him anyway,
Until the magisters knocked on his door. He was pissed, so he cursed them and sent them packing -- the first darkspawn. I'm nearly convinced that the archetect is actually one of those first magisters. He doesn't remember it.. or maybe he does and is lieing. Ooo.
Never the less, those magisters were furious, because the old gods were like "he'll be easy to kill and then you can let us out!" so they went to HAVE A WORD with them.. the architect was like "that's probably not a good idea", but the rest of them ignored him. When they met the first dragon and went to be mad, instead their curse jumped to the dragon (another joke by fan'maker'harel), and the first blight began ;p
Fast forward a couple more hundred years, and Fan'Harel is bored of the desire demons and the darkspawn wars (as lulzy as they totally were). So he's wandering around and hears Andraste and is all utterlly shameboner for her. He's a god, no..'the god', right? and he's sick to death that his antics with the magister lords didn't really put any kind fo dent in their worship of the old gods. Plus those alamarii dicks keep worshiping mountians..
So Andraste is singing and she's HOT and he's BORED, so he pops down and is all "I AM GOD, I WANT YOU BABY." and she's all ".... bull**** yea right." and he's all "LOOK I CAN DO AMAZING THINGS SEE" and she's all "... k that's pretty hot, but i'm married. Sorry.".. and he's all "COME BE MY QUEEN AND I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT", cuz he's really into her.. you know how men will say anything ;p
and she's all ".. Still married, good man, takes good care of me. I'll make you a deal. We'll due, if you free the slaves and kill the tevinter dicks for me kthx plz." and he's all ".... k sure, but only if you get everyone in all of thedas to worship me instead of all their many imagionary gods, k? (looollllllllll)"
Queue exalted march. Except it was taking to long, and he wanted to get some. So he's all "Yo math'. I'm totally dueing your wife and everyone LOVES HER for it. Way more then you. Can you believe it? lulz, your just not that cool anymore."
Queue Andraste buring at the stake, and the maker'harel saying "Sorry baby, humans are dumb. Lets go to bed."
The end.
And this, I'm convinced, is how it happened.
Modifié par Heidenreich, 08 mai 2011 - 01:33 .