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[Arquen]

Oh dear maker people... I can't UNSEE this >.<

[ladyofpayne]

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Fav one genmder romance 
 

[KnightofPhoenix]

I dare anyone to eat mayonnaise in the coming week.

[ipgd]

I have eaten mayonnaise many times since that originally came up.

[Zjarcal]

Lucky for me I really don't like mayo.

[Ryzaki]

Arquen wrote...

Oh dear maker people... I can't UNSEE this >.<

 

Me neithe. 

My Hawke's now allergic to mayo and wouldn't eat it if someone paid him. 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Zjarcal wrote...

Lucky for me I really don't like mayo.

Same.
Both kinds.

Ugh.

Incidently, I wonder what Justice would think of that biological feature.

[ipgd]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Incidently, I wonder what Justice would think of that biological feature.

Given his host, he probably got used to it in about a week. Lots of dates with Rosie Palms.

[CulturalGeekGirl]

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Wait, what?

[KnightofPhoenix]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Wait, what?

You know, sometimes I think it's poorly designed. Almost like a bug, or a rushed product.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 11 juin 2011 - 05:25 .

[ashyraine]

Just thought I'd share this little blast from the past. Finally taking my city elf warden through Awakening and...

[KnightofPhoenix]

Your elf is about to get some mayonnaise Ashyraine. The mage and dwarven flavors.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 11 juin 2011 - 05:27 .

[ashyraine]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Your elf is about to get some mayonnaise Ashyraine. The mage and dwarven flavors.

Dammit! Zev WOULD run off to Antiva when I need him most...err..wait. He'd just insist on an orgy. Nevermind.

[LT123]

ashyraine wrote...

Just thought I'd share this little blast from the past. Finally taking my city elf warden through Awakening and...

Sigrun :happy:. That's basically her reaction when Anders and Oghren hit on her.

It's always a little weird when the other characters are standing right next to the PC. Hawke and the Warden have no personal bubbles, apparently.

[Arquen]

So I was asking my boyfriend what he thought about how Anders' manifesto ends up in all the books in the estate when your not romancing Anders. He doesn't live with you so how are they getting into all the books.

My boyfriend says "easy, he's a mage right, he just breaks in while Hawke is sleeping, does some voodoo, has his way with you, then stuffs his manifestos everywhere just so you know."

I go, "omg, Anders rapeface. Scary thoughts!"

[SurelyForth]

Arquen wrote...

So I was asking my boyfriend what he thought about how Anders' manifesto ends up in all the books in the estate when your not romancing Anders. He doesn't live with you so how are they getting into all the books.

My boyfriend says "easy, he's a mage right, he just breaks in while Hawke is sleeping, does some voodoo, has his way with you, then stuffs his manifestos everywhere just so you know."

I go, "omg, Anders rapeface. Scary thoughts!"

Well, seeing how all of your companions treat the Hawke estate like their own clubhouse (especially Isabela, who manages to carve **** into your bannister yet acts like she's never been there before when she comes over to spend the night) I honestly don't think Anders has to do too much breaking in. 

[ipgd]

Arquen wrote...

So I was asking my boyfriend what he thought about how Anders' manifesto ends up in all the books in the estate when your not romancing Anders. He doesn't live with you so how are they getting into all the books.

My boyfriend says "easy, he's a mage right, he just breaks in while Hawke is sleeping, does some voodoo, has his way with you, then stuffs his manifestos everywhere just so you know."

I go, "omg, Anders rapeface. Scary thoughts!"

This was also established long ago, though it is more likely he just breathes heavily over Hawke's bed while he beats off. Rape is unjust.

SurelyForth wrote...

Well, seeing how all of your companions treat the Hawke estate like their own clubhouse (especially Isabela, who manages to carve **** into your bannister yet acts like she's never been there before when she comes over to spend the night) I honestly don't think Anders has to do too much breaking in.

I think Anders might be a special case, given the mayonnaise thing.

Modifié par ipgd, 11 juin 2011 - 05:37 .

[LT123]

Arquen wrote...

So I was asking my boyfriend what he thought about how Anders' manifesto ends up in all the books in the estate when your not romancing Anders. He doesn't live with you so how are they getting into all the books.
*snip* "

I think he wanders over, spends a few hours scribbling furiously, shoves the parts he's happy with into Hawke's library, leaves the other pieces scattered or throws them in the fireplace, and wanders out. Bodahn probably lets him in. I imagine it's a lot easier to write in a quiet estate than it is in his clinic, considering all the refugees.

Edit: Like SurelyForth said. Hawke's estate is a giant clubhouse.

Edit 2: And now I'm picturing Vigil's Keep as a giant clubhouse, with Sigrun "borrowing" everyone's things out of habit, Pounce constantly lurking on the stairs, the Warden tripping over him constantly and yelling at Anders to get his cat off the stairs already, Oghren holding nightly drinking contests, Anders participating in and losing at every drinking contest, and the Warden, Nate, and Varel being the only sane people in the entire place and just shaking their heads at it all.

And then the Warden-Commander leaves, the new one takes over and lets Rolan into the Wardens, and everything goes to pot after that.

Modifié par LT123, 11 juin 2011 - 05:52 .

[Schratty]

ipgd wrote...
This was also established long ago, though it is more likely he just breathes heavily over Hawke's bed while he beats off. Rape is unjust.

*de-lurks*

LMFAO FOREVER

<3

*re-lurks*

[Arquen]

 Alright so now all this creepy anders stalker talk reminds me of this:

[CulturalGeekGirl]

All of this reminds me of a bit that Jim Gaffigan does:

"Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it, if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, 'Oh, they’re nice.' But if the stranger’s ugly, you’re like, 'What do they want? Get away from me weirdo.'"

The same thing is pretty much true for vague perviness. When I discovered on the X-files that Mulder had that huge porn collection, I was like "Oh, that's adorably pervy," because Mulder's already adorable. So Anders gets a pass for a lot of his crazy because of the handsome.

Modifié par CulturalGeekGirl, 11 juin 2011 - 06:19 .

[ipgd]

Our panty shrines predate that comic, gosh.

[Jean]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...


The same thing is pretty much true for vague perviness. When I discovered on the X-files that Mulder had that huge porn collection, I was like "Oh, that's adorably pervy," because Mulder's already adorable. So Anders gets a pass for a lot of his crazy because of the handsome.

I have recently been rewatching all possible x-files episodes I can for the past few days I am having a nice warm fuzzy feeling right now