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[Sialater]

Sarielle wrote...

EDIT: And yes, TrollHawke was my first and canon Hawke. Oh god. I would have slapped her, lol. But I find her strangely endearing as well.

It's the adorkable factor.  Completely competent on a battlefield... absolutely useless around other people.  I always got the sense that Anders and Varric were highly amused by Margaret's interpersonal bumbling.

Modifié par Sialater, 14 juin 2011 - 04:07 .

[Herr Uhl]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...


As I'm almost positive that I don't think I've ever brought up princess Cousland here (and my opinion on that end is definitely that vocal Princess Cousland fans have a tendency to hate on other Ali/Warden pairings and to be entitled when it comes to content that would only apply to them...plus the fact that it's overrated for something that is consistently heralded as The Best). I may have, though. I post a lot.

Huh. I have never noticed any of this. Has this been happening in the Alistair fan threads?

I don't really remember it being that way, and I tend to remember stuff like that very well. I can almost swear it was the opposite and people made fun of the princess couscous ending.

I remember it, but it was more pronounced when it came to other choices. Like Bhelen.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

And everyone flirts with KoP. It's like a natural law or something.

Indeed.

[Ryzaki]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...
Troll Hawke is the best. It's a testament to her friends' patience that none of them slap her during all those seven years.

"This freedom tastes like ashes!"

"I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN TROLOLOL"

Oh, Fenris. No wonder you're so cranky all the time.

 

LOL

Yeah I would've strangled troll Hawke in his position. 

[Sarielle]

Sialater wrote...

Sarielle wrote...

EDIT: And yes, TrollHawke was my first and canon Hawke. Oh god. I would have slapped her, lol. But I find her strangely endearing as well.

It's the adorkable factor.  Completely competent on a battlefield... absolutely useless around other people.  I always got the sense that Anders and Varric were highly amused by Margaret's interpersonal bumbling.

The joke about boneless women flopping around Kirkwall is just one of those "....oh my god, did you REALLY just say that Hawke??!" moments. I imagine all her companions making one of these two faces:

or

I also like to imagine TrollHawke does have an odd sense of humor, but also deflects a lot of emotional stuff that way. Which is why it comes out so awkward, lol.

[Sialater]

Sarielle wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Sarielle wrote...

EDIT: And yes, TrollHawke was my first and canon Hawke. Oh god. I would have slapped her, lol. But I find her strangely endearing as well.

It's the adorkable factor.  Completely competent on a battlefield... absolutely useless around other people.  I always got the sense that Anders and Varric were highly amused by Margaret's interpersonal bumbling.

The joke about boneless women flopping around Kirkwall is just one of those "....oh my god, did you REALLY just say that Hawke??!" moments. I imagine all her companions making one of these two faces:

or

I also like to imagine TrollHawke does have an odd sense of humor, but also deflects a lot of emotional stuff that way. Which is why it comes out so awkward, lol.

It's sad when I tell you that Anders was probably the more emotionally mature of that pair. 

[Hill-Hurwitz]

The Great LIs are BI Debate is a large reason I don't like to venture outside of this one light in the BSN boards. I can understand personal preference for liking to play one gender over the other, certainly. But people insisting that one gender is inherently better to play than another in the terms of romancing makes me sigh and facepalm.

Besides, Anders loves Hawke. Warrior, Mage or Rogue. M!Hawke or F!Hawke. Doesn't matter. He always loves Hawke. He's such a beautiful, f*ed up man, and needs someone to love and care about him so badly. I suppose I'm slightly like Anders' mindset on love; the exterior of Hawke doesn't matter, just - the more love Anders gets, whatever the Hawke, the happier I'll be.

[beckaliz]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

The whole turn from "LOL SANDWICH" to creepy super-sappy was sort of hilarious. Hawke really does fit with Ande[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

So true!! Would it have killed them to add another option there?

Sialater wrote...

It's the adorkable factor.  Completely competent on a battlefield... absolutely useless around other people.  I always got the sense that Anders and Varric were highly amused by Margaret's interpersonal bumbling.

Oh, I don't know about useless... Hawke can be completely irreverent, but it depends on your PoV and also what other choices you make in certain circumstances. I regret telling the Viscount to "look on the bright side, the day can't get any worse..... it's almost over" though. I see my--Troll Hawke y'all call it?--I see that Hawke as acknowledging how ridiculous life is in Kirkwall. Especially with the comments when you go as another party member and select Hawke, and there's the whole "who made me leader of this group??" attitude.

... Ok, well maybe if somebody insists on joking about most things, with a sense of irony about everything or not, and cannot help but be irreverent, maybe that person IS useless around people. I retract my argument that Hawke isn't. 

Modifié par beckaliz, 14 juin 2011 - 04:22 .

[beckaliz]

Sarielle wrote...

The joke about boneless women flopping around Kirkwall is just one of those "....oh my god, did you REALLY just say that Hawke??!" moments. I imagine all her companions making one of these two faces:

or

I also like to imagine TrollHawke does have an odd sense of humor, but also deflects a lot of emotional stuff that way. Which is why it comes out so awkward, lol.

Is that during "The First Sacrifice"? I don't think I've gotten that response. Or maybe I just forgot about it? That is just so ridiculous.

[Sarielle]

beckaliz wrote...

Sarielle wrote...

The joke about boneless women flopping around Kirkwall is just one of those "....oh my god, did you REALLY just say that Hawke??!" moments. I imagine all her companions making one of these two faces:

or

I also like to imagine TrollHawke does have an odd sense of humor, but also deflects a lot of emotional stuff that way. Which is why it comes out so awkward, lol.

Is that during "The First Sacrifice"? I don't think I've gotten that response. Or maybe I just forgot about it? That is just so ridiculous.

I can't remember precisely which part of that questline it was, but yeah. It's after you find bones at some point, and I think someone's saying something about the women being dead. Hawke then pulls that gem out.

And yeah, I think Anders IS the more emotionally mature if you play TrollHawke xD;; Maker help Kirkwall.

EDIT: boneless women clip

Modifié par Sarielle, 14 juin 2011 - 04:34 .

[Ryzaki]

@Sarielle: It's the quest where Inmeric (i think that's his name) asks you to look into the foundary in lowtown. After you give him the bones the funny option is that.

[beckaliz]

Sarielle wrote...

I can't remember precisely which part of that questline it was, but yeah. It's after you find bones at some point, and I think someone's saying something about the women being dead. Hawke then pulls that gem out.

And yeah, I think Anders IS the more emotionally mature if you play TrollHawke xD;; Maker help Kirkwall.

"Ehehe... you will be an inspiration to generations of romantic poets... D: "

Now I need to find sarcastic!Hawke on YouTube.

Definitely Anders comes across as being more mature than he was in Awakenings. I think that the beginning of Act 3 when he's talking about Kittenmarsh is the last time you see him really as playful though.

[[EDIT: YouTube video found... quotation corrected.]]

Modifié par beckaliz, 14 juin 2011 - 04:37 .

[berelinde]

ElleMullineux wrote...

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

ElleMullineux wrote...

Btw - Love the Witches from Discworld, hands down my faves. I want to be Nanny Ogg when I grow up.

To burble a bit on this subject...

If faced with the problem of Anders, Vetinari would use him (or have him quietly assasinated by a non-templar), Granny would try to reason with him. And Nanny Ogg would just get him drunk. Not even Justice can prevent Nanny Ogg from getting you drunk. It'd break the laws of physics.

Nanny Ogg + Varric = THE BEST OF ALL TIMES

Haha, Nanny Ogg and Varric are just so accepting of the crazy in their lives. And Nanny Ogg has no problem with dangerous and crazy, she just smothers it in her bossoms ala Greebo. I've now got images of Nanny Ogg smothering Anders and my brain isn't objecting.

Anders needs that. Very, very badly.

I can just imagine her pulling him into her cottage (by the ear, probably, if she could reach that high), sitting him down, and stuffing him with tea and biscuits (made by one of her daughters-in-law) until he relaxed enough to start talking. Then she'd listen to everything he had to say, puffing on her pipe all the while, and when he was done, she'd slap his thigh, tell him that all he needed was a good romp, and then my head would explode.

Or maybe she'd wheedle Vengeance into becoming Justice again. Or henpeck him enough to voluntarily move out of Anders's skull. She's awfully good at that.

Granny Weatherwax would drag Anders into her hut, scowl, and close the door behind them. You wouldn't hear a peep for quite some time, but when Anders came out, he'd be rather pale and shaken, but he'd be himself again. And Granny Weatherwax would look very, very tired.

[beckaliz]

It's time for me to go do something productive with my day. Farewell all.

[ReiSilver]

Sarielle wrote...

beckaliz wrote...

Sarielle wrote...

The joke about boneless women flopping around Kirkwall is just one of those "....oh my god, did you REALLY just say that Hawke??!" moments. I imagine all her companions making one of these two faces:

or

I also like to imagine TrollHawke does have an odd sense of humor, but also deflects a lot of emotional stuff that way. Which is why it comes out so awkward, lol.

Is that during "The First Sacrifice"? I don't think I've gotten that response. Or maybe I just forgot about it? That is just so ridiculous.

I can't remember precisely which part of that questline it was, but yeah. It's after you find bones at some point, and I think someone's saying something about the women being dead. Hawke then pulls that gem out.

And yeah, I think Anders IS the more emotionally mature if you play TrollHawke xD;; Maker help Kirkwall.

EDIT: boneless women clip

I always put trollHawke down to coping mechanism. The way I played my SarcasticHawke was that he really got bothered by things and if he didn't make a terrible joke about it he might just scream.
I had anticipated Anders to warm up to a funny Hawke the most, or at least get a comment of 'You can't fool me with that attitude' line around there somewhere since a funnyHawke would be doing exactly what he used to do... but nope, not so much.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Indeed.

You have pretty eyes

Green eyes yea

[Sialater]

I am completely incoherent with rage at the moment and used up all my politeness elsewhere. Anyone have a silly Anders for me?

[kromify]

Sialater wrote...

I am completely incoherent with rage at the moment and used up all my politeness elsewhere. Anyone have a silly Anders for me?

[ipgd]

GOSH GUYS I'M BACK FROM THE BANK HELLO

SurelyForth wrote...

@igpd Most of my posts here have been in responses to things I have seen here...I think. I try not to just pop up out of the blue all ranty, so I like to have a quote to work with (which I didn't quote this morning, but it was more a general statement on something I've seen come up a few times before in this thread).

As I'm almost positive that I don't think I've ever brought up princess Cousland here (and my opinion on that end is definitely that vocal Princess Cousland fans have a tendency to hate on other Ali/Warden pairings and to be entitled when it comes to content that would only apply to them...plus the fact that it's overrated for something that is consistently heralded as The Best). I may have, though. I post a lot.

I distinctly remember you comparing Anders/m!Hawke fans to princess Cousie at least once which absolutely boggles my mind, and you get a little anal pained any time any girl comes in with some innocuous "i like m/m :)" squeebarf, so, uh, extrapolations and all that

Modifié par ipgd, 14 juin 2011 - 05:40 .

[Sialater]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

Sialater wrote...

I am completely incoherent with rage at the moment and used up all my politeness elsewhere. Anyone have a silly Anders for me?

Dare I ask what happened?

Big mess, don't ask. 

Thanks!

[Sialater]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

Sialater wrote...



Big mess, don't ask. 

Thanks!

Heh. I should thank you for giving me an excuse to post silly Anders and kittens. Those are, like, two of my favorite things ever

I just love the one tapping him on his nose.