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[beckaliz]

TBH, were I a mage in Thedas, I would have also tried to escape the many many times that Anders did. But I would not have the same unshakable sense of humor that he has in Awakenings, especially after a year in solitary. I would have been more outwardly angry. lol. I can't say as I would've merged with Justice, but I would have blown Meredith up instead when it came down to it. I love how nice Anders is, but I would have not tried so hard to stay a nice person in his position.

[River5]

ElleMullineux wrote...

One night in the Hanged Man in Kirkwall,
Varric said "Maker, but you're tall"
Anders just laughed,
And sat on his arse,
The dwarf blushed "Maker, but not small!"

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Yami-crack is the tastiest.

Awww...  This...  And the picture...  This is just...  Awww...  <3:O:wub:<3

[KnightofPhoenix]

River5 wrote...

beckaliz wrote...

But you called me sweetheart! D'aaaaw! <3 Can I marry you too? The wedding cake is a lie though. 

KnightofPhoenix, I find myself in need of your counsel...

Since I am already in the process of courting CulturalGeekGirl, but have yet to address the subject of our mutual opinions regarding multiple partnerships with her, how would you advise me to proceed? 

I find beckaliz incredibly sweet and endearing, and quite intriguing...    However, I fear that CulturalGeekGirl might think my initial attraction to her to be fickle, or transient, when I can see ourselves moving past the stage of simple infatuation towards developping a much more meaningful partnership.

However, should she be open to the concept of multiple commitments, I would like to explore what beckaliz and I could truly offer each other.

Since you have been so skillful in expressing my innermost thoughts and feelings so far, perhaps you could help me formulate this? 

Or should I, perhaps, start by offering her a sandwich?

If not, my other plan involves three goats, and a sheaf of wheat... 

Hmmm, this is going to be tricky.

Ahem

"While I do realize that monogomy is accepted as a norm in our current societies, it is also true that social norms are a malleable and changing construct that holds no absolute intrinsic value that can be objectively and scientifically demonstrated. It is thus my desire to form a multi-lateral relationship with both of you Beckaliz and CGG, for not only did my calculations demonstrate that each of you have a bilateral compatibility with myself, but I also percieved a compatibility amongst you two as well. 

And since we have already established my feelings of bilteral compatilibity with each variable, ergo us,  I also percieve that a multi-lateral relationship that would form an equilateral triangle is thus a possibility. There is no logical reason that a relationship has to be limited to 2 individuals only and our common interests and similarities would make our relationship rather efficient in producing pleasure, on an intellectual, emotional and physical level. It is my sincerest hope that neither of you would see my genuine desire for a rapprochement to be fickle, dishonest or purely physical in nature. My equal attraction to both of you stems from the fact that both of you desire a higher form of relationship, a desire I strongly share. "

And now I am getting jealous, no one is saying sweet words to me like that

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 06 juillet 2011 - 07:33 .

[Patriciachr34]

You ladies...you're just eeeeviiil.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Patriciachr34 wrote...

You ladies...you're just eeeeviiil.

Of course they are. why do you think I am here?

[YamiSnuffles]

Don't questions it. Just let the truth of Varranders flow deep inside of you.

[Toastyblue2]

Sorry, I had to step away to have an epic, act-ending boss battle with a bee.

I hate bees.

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Toastyblue2 wrote...

I could see a drunk Anders singing that, and Sebastian falling to his knees, praying for Anders' soul.

Sebastian is falling to his knees in front of Anders and "praying for his soul" eh?

Oh, my.

*fans self*

Modifié par Toastyblue2, 06 juillet 2011 - 07:41 .

[Soapbubbles]

Is it getting hot in this thread?

It's getting hot in this thread, and I've just been peeking at everything.

[SurelyForth]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

It's always hot in this thread. Even the intense philosophical and political debates are really just a way to express our burning desire.

We're rivalmancing ourselves?

@Elle You are seriously killing me here.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 06 juillet 2011 - 07:52 .

[Soapbubbles]

It's all there, between the lines?

[KnightofPhoenix]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

It's always hot in this thread. Even the intense philosophical and political debates are really just a way to express our burning desire.

Indeed, especially since I don't really care about DA that much to argue about it at great length to be honest

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 06 juillet 2011 - 07:52 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

SurelyForth wrote...

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

It's always hot in this thread. Even the intense philosophical and political debates are really just a way to express our burning desire.

We're rivalmancing ourselves?

That's what I was trying to do in the old Alistair thread yes. I would not be surprised if we were the inspiration for rivalmancy frankly.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 06 juillet 2011 - 07:56 .

[elenilote]

YamiSnuffles wrote...



Don't questions it. Just let the truth of Varranders flow deep inside of you.

OHMG. Snuffles. 
You are amazing, pleeeeeeeaseee can I marry you? 

[YamiSnuffles]

Anders: Bianca is so shiny. What do you do, lube her up?
Varric: Blondie, it's called polish.
Anders: Whatever you want to call it. Do you polish her often?
Varric: Of course. She gets lonely without daily attention.
Anders: Can I... can I polish her sometimes. I've been aching to get my fingers on her for a while.
Varric: Only if I can play with your staff for a bit.
Anders: You're not even a mage. You wouldn't know how to handle my staff.
Varric: On the contrary. I'm a dwarf. I can handle raw lyrium. Your staff shouldn't be any problem.
Anders: Well, if you think you can handle it...

[elenilote]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Anders: Bianca is so shiny. What do you do, lube her up?
Varric: Blondie, it's called polish.
Anders: Whatever you want to call it. Do you polish her often?
Varric: Of course. She gets lonely without daily attention.
Anders: Can I... can I polish her sometimes. I've been aching to get my fingers on her for a while.
Varric: Only if I can play with your staff for a bit.
Anders: You're not even a mage. You wouldn't know how to handle my staff.
Varric: On the contrary. I'm a dwarf. I can handle raw lyrium. Your staff shouldn't be any problem.
Anders: Well, if you think you can handle it...

oooo

[beckaliz]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

River5 wrote...

beckaliz wrote...

But you called me sweetheart! D'aaaaw! <3 Can I marry you too? The wedding cake is a lie though. 

KnightofPhoenix, I find myself in need of your counsel...

Since I am already in the process of courting CulturalGeekGirl, but have yet to address the subject of our mutual opinions regarding multiple partnerships with her, how would you advise me to proceed? 

I find beckaliz incredibly sweet and endearing, and quite intriguing...    However, I fear that CulturalGeekGirl might think my initial attraction to her to be fickle, or transient, when I can see ourselves moving past the stage of simple infatuation towards developping a much more meaningful partnership.

However, should she be open to the concept of multiple commitments, I would like to explore what beckaliz and I could truly offer each other.

Since you have been so skillful in expressing my innermost thoughts and feelings so far, perhaps you could help me formulate this? 

Or should I, perhaps, start by offering her a sandwich?

If not, my other plan involves three goats, and a sheaf of wheat... 

Hmmm, this is going to be tricky.

Ahem

"While I do realize that monogomy is accepted as a norm in our current societies, it is also true that social norms are a malleable and changing construct that holds no absolute intrinsic value that can be objectively and scientifically demonstrated. It is thus my desire to form a multi-lateral relationship with both of you Beckaliz and CGG, for not only did my calculations demonstrate that each of you have a bilateral compatibility with myself, but I also percieved a compatibility amongst you two as well. 

And since we have already established my feelings of bilteral compatilibity with each variable, ergo us,  I also percieve that a multi-lateral relationship that would form an equilateral triangle is thus a possibility. There is no logical reason that a relationship has to be limited to 2 individuals only and our common interests and similarities would make our relationship rather efficient in producing pleasure, on an intellectual, emotional and physical level. It is my sincerest hope that neither of you would see my genuine desire for a rapprochement to be fickle, dishonest or purely physical in nature. My equal attraction to both of you stems from the fact that both of you desire a higher form of relationship, a desire I strongly share. "

And now I am getting jealous, no one is saying sweet words to me like that

Yippee!



I'm low maintenance BTW.  Self-sufficient, and very easily entertained.

And I like egg salad sandwiches!!


And, KoP, what would you like me to say to you? I do not capitulate to the demands of the populace in general, however I do find some quality in you that facilitates in me a desire to alleviate this jealousness of which you speak.

[Heidenreich]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

*snip of awesome*

And now I am getting jealous, no one is saying sweet words to me like that

It's K, KoP. I'll just keep carying you off into the sunset when you say all the right (or wrongly right even) things. Let them have their open marrage. I'll be your stalker! :innocent:<3 I have cookies, and a swimming pool!














k srsly I'm creeping myself out

Modifié par Heidenreich, 06 juillet 2011 - 08:04 .

[SurelyForth]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...


We're rivalmancing ourselves?

That's what I was trying to do in the old Alistair thread yes. I would not be surprised if we were the inspiration for rivalmancy frankly.

I always thought you were in it for the inevitable offering of Morrigan screenshots? 

[beckaliz]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Anders: Bianca is so shiny. What do you do, lube her up?
Varric: Blondie, it's called polish.
Anders: Whatever you want to call it. Do you polish her often?
Varric: Of course. She gets lonely without daily attention.
Anders: Can I... can I polish her sometimes. I've been aching to get my fingers on her for a while.
Varric: Only if I can play with your staff for a bit.
Anders: You're not even a mage. You wouldn't know how to handle my staff.
Varric: On the contrary. I'm a dwarf. I can handle raw lyrium. Your staff shouldn't be any problem.
Anders: Well, if you think you can handle it...

*wheeze* Hahaha...

Ok, now instead of my DAD asking me what I'm laughing about, since I'm home now my SISTER keeps asking me what I'm laughing at.

They'll learn. THEY'LL LEARN. My response is always, "Just something on my forum. :innocent:"

[YamiSnuffles]

beckaliz wrote...

*wheeze* Hahaha...

Ok, now instead of my DAD asking me what I'm laughing about, since I'm home now my SISTER keeps asking me what I'm laughing at.

They'll learn. THEY'LL LEARN. My response is always, "Just something on my forum. :innocent:"

I had to explain the Anders thread to my husband a long time ago because I kept breaking out in laughter. Now if I start giggling, he just shakes his head and says, "What did you do now?"