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[KnightofPhoenix]

beckaliz wrote...
And, KoP, what would you like me to say to you? I do not capitulate to the demands of the populace in general, however I do find some quality in you that facilitates in me a desire to alleviate this jealousness of which you speak.

It is my desire to recieve some written affection as well, for my constant councelling in regards to sophisticated courtsmanship has left me realizing that I yearn for an identitcal exchange for expressing mutual desire to establish long term relationships, specifically with the people of this thread, as they have caught my attention and stimulated my intellectual curiosity. You, being one of them.

Heidenreich wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

*snip of awesome*

And now I am getting jealous, no one is saying sweet words to me like that [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/sad.png[/smilie]

It's
K, KoP. I'll just keep carying you off into the sunset when you say all
the right (or wrongly right even) things. Let them have their open
marrage. I'll be your stalker! [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/angel.png[/smilie][smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie] I have cookies, and a swimming pool!

k srsly I'm creeping myself out [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie]

It is the good kind of creepy....

BTW, when are we going to get there? You've been carrying me off into the sunset for several days now...

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 06 juillet 2011 - 08:11 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

SurelyForth wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...


We're rivalmancing ourselves?

That's what I was trying to do in the old Alistair thread yes. I would not be surprised if we were the inspiration for rivalmancy frankly.

I always thought you were in it for the inevitable offering of Morrigan screenshots? 

I thought they were there as a way to seduce me to go there...

[beckaliz]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

beckaliz wrote...

*wheeze* Hahaha...

Ok, now instead of my DAD asking me what I'm laughing about, since I'm home now my SISTER keeps asking me what I'm laughing at.

They'll learn. THEY'LL LEARN. My response is always, "Just something on my forum. :innocent:"

I had to explain the Anders thread to my husband a long time ago because I kept breaking out in laughter. Now if I start giggling, he just shakes his head and says, "What did you do now?"

Most excellent. XD That is the level of understanding to which I aspire in my own situation. However, I fear that I will likely never reach it. Because, you see, I carry this thread around with me on my phone. Which means that at any point in time I may be, in any situation, laughing at my phone. And since I also have Facebook and C+A+D and text messages and a number of other sources for amusement on said phone, they will never really have any guarantee that it is this thread that I'm laughing at.

At least I can tell them which thread it is, and they'll be able to learn that. My sister will just continue calling me a geek. (My Garrus t-shirt just came in the mail today, and I'm wearing a handmade pendant necklace that is stamped with the Kirkwall rebel symbol. <3 I'm doomed. I've solidified the "geek" label.)

[YamiSnuffles]

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

[YamiSnuffles]

beckaliz wrote...

Most excellent. XD That is the level of understanding to which I aspire in my own situation. However, I fear that I will likely never reach it. Because, you see, I carry this thread around with me on my phone. Which means that at any point in time I may be, in any situation, laughing at my phone. And since I also have Facebook and C+A+D and text messages and a number of other sources for amusement on said phone, they will never really have any guarantee that it is this thread that I'm laughing at.

At least I can tell them which thread it is, and they'll be able to learn that. My sister will just continue calling me a geek. (My Garrus t-shirt just came in the mail today, and I'm wearing a handmade pendant necklace that is stamped with the Kirkwall rebel symbol. <3 I'm doomed. I've solidified the "geek" label.)

In the early days of this thread there would be a new page every few minutes. I didn't have time for almost anything else online, so it was usually a good bet what I was laughing at. Now I've created so many ridiculous things that if I'm laughing while on photoshop, my husband usually assumes the worst.

Considering I not only have a Garrus t-shirt, but Garrus is my current profile picture on FB, I think my geek status is pretty well established.

[SurelyForth]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I thought they were there as a way to seduce me to go there...

No, we seduced you with red hot Loghain v. Alistair debates, and rewarded you for not being a total ass by posting Morrigan.

Or maybe it was the other way around?

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

Fenris: (aside) When is someone going to notice the size of my weapon?
Fenris: Hawke. Um. Can I have that Hayden's Razor monstrosity back?
Hawke: Give it up, elf. You're so yesterday.
Fenris: *pout*

[Soapbubbles]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

I'm going to be a dorky, smiling idiot for the rest of the day thanks to these.

And the limericks, and the highly sophisticated courtships.

[KnightofPhoenix]

@ Queen.
I shine when something glowy is in the vicinity....

wait...

SurelyForth wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I thought they were there as a way to seduce me to go there...

No, we seduced you with red hot Loghain v. Alistair debates, and rewarded you for not being a total ass by posting Morrigan.

Or maybe it was the other way around?

I think it was the other way around. You seduced me with Morrigans and I thanked you by politely showing how you are all wrong

Anyways gtg. Cheers my lovelies

[beckaliz]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

beckaliz wrote...

Most excellent. XD That is the level of understanding to which I aspire in my own situation. However, I fear that I will likely never reach it. Because, you see, I carry this thread around with me on my phone. Which means that at any point in time I may be, in any situation, laughing at my phone. And since I also have Facebook and C+A+D and text messages and a number of other sources for amusement on said phone, they will never really have any guarantee that it is this thread that I'm laughing at.

At least I can tell them which thread it is, and they'll be able to learn that. My sister will just continue calling me a geek. (My Garrus t-shirt just came in the mail today, and I'm wearing a handmade pendant necklace that is stamped with the Kirkwall rebel symbol. <3 I'm doomed. I've solidified the "geek" label.)

In the early days of this thread there would be a new page every few minutes. I didn't have time for almost anything else online, so it was usually a good bet what I was laughing at. Now I've created so many ridiculous things that if I'm laughing while on photoshop, my husband usually assumes the worst.

Considering I not only have a Garrus t-shirt, but Garrus is my current profile picture on FB, I think my geek status is pretty well established.

Since I find myself currently not in the frame of mind to come up with such a thing, I'd request that you produce some sort of limerick about geeky girls. I have an "I [dragon=heart] Alistair" tshirt, and... Well I have a handful of Spider-Man tshirts also. Geek girls are the interesting ones. 

I don't know if I'd be able to handle this thread if it had a new page every few minutes. @_@ I have a hard enough time sometimes keeping up when I'm checking it all the time on the phone. And then the quiet times are difficult to get used to as well, but I do take the opportunity to... try... and do something, ah, possibly more productive.  ... >_> ....

[beckaliz]

@KoP Farewell! Too bad you could not linger for but a few minutes longer while I composed a written token of affection~

[Sialater]

ElleMullineux wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

Fenris: (aside) When is someone going to notice the size of my weapon?
Fenris: Hawke. Um. Can I have that Hayden's Razor monstrosity back?
Hawke: Give it up, elf. You're so yesterday.
Fenris: *pout*

hahahaaaaaaaa! Perfection! I love you ladies!

Now you've got me imaging a three way with them.  *facepalm*  Stop that.

[elenilote]

All my loves to Yami, Elle and Surely for the evening's entertainment. Love you all! *mwah*

[YamiSnuffles]

Sialater wrote...

ElleMullineux wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

Fenris: (aside) When is someone going to notice the size of my weapon?
Fenris: Hawke. Um. Can I have that Hayden's Razor monstrosity back?
Hawke: Give it up, elf. You're so yesterday.
Fenris: *pout*

hahahaaaaaaaa! Perfection! I love you ladies!

Now you've got me imaging a three way with them.  *facepalm*  Stop that.

Oh-ho. This I can't pass up...

Anders: Maybe you can give Varric a few pointers. You know, as a non-mage familiar with staves.
Fenris: What makes you think I know how to handle a staff, mage?
Anders: Sorry, I just assumed. I thought maybe Danarius had you polish his or something.
Fenris: Feh. You assume that he would trust me to handle his staff. He knew better than anyone how dangerous I was.
Anders: Right... I guess you would have had him at your mercy with his staff in your hands. On second thought, I don't want you touching my staff, even if it's just to help Varric out.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 06 juillet 2011 - 09:20 .

[Sialater]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Sialater wrote...

ElleMullineux wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

Fenris: (aside) When is someone going to notice the size of my weapon?
Fenris: Hawke. Um. Can I have that Hayden's Razor monstrosity back?
Hawke: Give it up, elf. You're so yesterday.
Fenris: *pout*

hahahaaaaaaaa! Perfection! I love you ladies!

Now you've got me imaging a three way with them.  *facepalm*  Stop that.

Oh-ho. This I can't pass up...

Anders: Maybe you can give Varric a few pointers. You know, as a non-mage familiar with staves.
Fenris: What makes you think I know how to handle a staff, mage?
Anders: Sorry, I just assumed. I thought maybe Decimus had you polish his or something.
Fenris: Feh. You assume that he would trust me to handle his staff. He knew better than anyone how dangerous I was.
Anders: Right... I guess you would have had him at your mercy with his staff in your hands. On second thought, I don't want you touching my staff, even if it's just to help Varric out.

So long as Hawke gets to watch. 

[YamiSnuffles]

Hawke: Well, if Fenris isn't up for it, I could give Varric a hand, if you want.
Anders: Well, you do seem the best qualified. You've handled my staff almost as much as me at this point.
Hawke: Alright Varric, just let my hands guide yours to the right spot.
Anders: Just be careful you two. You don't want any spells to shoot out accidentally.
Varric: You worry too much. Hawke's not called a Champion for nothing.

[Sialater]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Hawke: Well, if Fenris isn't up for it, I could give Varric a hand, if you want.
Anders: Well, you do seem the best qualified. You've handled my staff almost as much as me at this point.
Hawke: Alright Varric, just let my hands guide yours to the right spot.
Anders: Just be careful you two. You don't want any spells to shoot out accidentally.
Varric: You worry too much. Hawke's not called a Champion for nothing.

I you Yami. 

[YamiSnuffles]

Sialater wrote...

I you Yami. 

<3

EDIT: I just realized I said Decimus instead of Danarius in the last one.

@SurelyForth I blame you for this since I just read the new chapter this morning and I've obviously got it on the brain. You've made me confuse my bloodmages.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 06 juillet 2011 - 09:24 .

[River5]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

"While I do realize that monogomy is accepted as a norm in our current societies, it is also true that social norms are a malleable and changing construct that holds no absolute intrinsic value that can be objectively and scientifically demonstrated. It is thus my desire to form a multi-lateral relationship with both of you Beckaliz and CGG, for not only did my calculations demonstrate that each of you have a bilateral compatibility with myself, but I also percieved a compatibility amongst you two as well. 

And since we have already established my feelings of bilteral compatilibity with each variable, ergo us,  I also percieve that a multi-lateral relationship that would form an equilateral triangle is thus a possibility. There is no logical reason that a relationship has to be limited to 2 individuals only and our common interests and similarities would make our relationship rather efficient in producing pleasure, on an intellectual, emotional and physical level. It is my sincerest hope that neither of you would see my genuine desire for a rapprochement to be fickle, dishonest or purely physical in nature. My equal attraction to both of you stems from the fact that both of you desire a higher form of relationship, a desire I strongly share. "

Perfect!  

And now I am getting jealous, no one is saying sweet words to me like that

Oh no...  Now I feel like you are a modern Cyrano de Bergerac (minus the nose, of course...  Unless you so happen to have a rather remarkable nose!  Lol!)...

Helping others wooing their heart's desire, while never being wooed yourself...  *Gasp*  And, perhaps, even secretly desiring to conquer the heart of one (or both) of these ladies...

However, I fear I lack the necessarily technical skills in sophisticated courtmanship in order to fully satisfy your needs for reciprocity.    English, after all, is but a second language to me.  My first language, is the language of love (I'll let you guess which one ).

Thus, I can only hope to speak from the heart, and pray that my meager endeavours shall allow you to know that I would be receptive to further personal connection.

While I have noticed that your opinions on certain matters are not always as compatible as mine would be with CulturalGeekGirl; or that you may not lust over Val Kilmer as much as beckaliz and I might be naturally inclined to...

You demonstrate a strong will and ability to respect the differences between yourself and others, and you do not seem to be the least bit threatened by said differences.  Myself, being a pretty assertive individual that often feels stimulated by respectful opposition, allowing for a broader scope of vision, and personal growth; estimates that such an attitude would make our personal divergences still compatible.

Therefore, should I also appeal to your own expectations of a mutually beneficial relationship...  And should my other partners feel comfortable allowing it...  I believe that such a relationship could be established through common consent, without diminishing the worth of any of my previous engagements.  

[River5]

beckaliz wrote...

Yippee!



I'm low maintenance BTW.  Self-sufficient, and very easily entertained.

And I like egg salad sandwiches!!


And, KoP, what would you like me to say to you? I do not capitulate to the demands of the populace in general, however I do find some quality in you that facilitates in me a desire to alleviate this jealousness of which you speak.

Wonderful! 

Though I shall warn you that I am allergic to uncooked, or semi-cooked eggs...  Therefore the sandwich would need to be hot...  VERY hot...  

[Patriciachr34]

beckaliz wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

beckaliz wrote...

snip

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Since I find myself currently not in the frame of mind to come up with such a thing, I'd request that you produce some sort of limerick about geeky girls. I have an "I [dragon=heart] Alistair" tshirt, and... Well I have a handful of Spider-Man tshirts also. Geek girls are the interesting ones. 

I don't know if I'd be able to handle this thread if it had a new page every few minutes. @_@ I have a hard enough time sometimes keeping up when I'm checking it all the time on the phone. And then the quiet times are difficult to get used to as well, but I do take the opportunity to... try... and do something, ah, possibly more productive.  ... >_> ....

I wear mine under my gi at Aikido class.  You nevr know when you're going to have a wardrobe malfunction when being tossed around the mat.

[Evilnor]

Sialater wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Sialater wrote...

ElleMullineux wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Varric: I don't know how you carry something this big with you all the time, Blondie.
Anders: I wouldn't have gotten very far in the Circle if I just had some flimsy twig of a thing.
Varric: But don't your arms get tired, with all that twirling and smacking?
Anders: You build up muscles. It's not a big deal.
Varric: Maybe not to you humans. It's a bit much for a dwarf.
Anders: Bianca is half your size.
Varric: Sure, but but she still fits so easily in my hands. I barely notice I'm carrying her anymore.
Anders: Well, if you handled my staff as much as you handled Bianca, I'm sure you'd get used to the size of it.

Fenris: (aside) When is someone going to notice the size of my weapon?
Fenris: Hawke. Um. Can I have that Hayden's Razor monstrosity back?
Hawke: Give it up, elf. You're so yesterday.
Fenris: *pout*

hahahaaaaaaaa! Perfection! I love you ladies!

Now you've got me imaging a three way with them.  *facepalm*  Stop that.

Oh-ho. This I can't pass up...

Anders: Maybe you can give Varric a few pointers. You know, as a non-mage familiar with staves.
Fenris: What makes you think I know how to handle a staff, mage?
Anders: Sorry, I just assumed. I thought maybe Decimus had you polish his or something.
Fenris: Feh. You assume that he would trust me to handle his staff. He knew better than anyone how dangerous I was.
Anders: Right... I guess you would have had him at your mercy with his staff in your hands. On second thought, I don't want you touching my staff, even if it's just to help Varric out.

So long as Hawke gets to watch. 

Isabella: Ooh, this must be recorded for posterity!  Let me get my sketchbook.
Hawke: Umm, isn't that my journal?
Isabella: Not anymore it's not.

[River5]

beckaliz wrote...

Since I find myself currently not in the frame of mind to come up with such a thing, I'd request that you produce some sort of limerick about geeky girls. I have an "I [dragon=heart] Alistair" tshirt, and... Well I have a handful of Spider-Man tshirts also. Geek girls are the interesting ones. 

Ooooh...  I love Spider-Man!