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[L.C.]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...
To me, it sounded like a BS excuse to save face more than anything earnest. "Oh, I didn't use you.
See, this was all just a bit of... miscommunication. When I say "I want some casual nookie", my tongue sort of stumbles over the words and it sounds more like "I've never felt this way about anyone". Happens all the time. We cool, bro?"

Oh, it is. Total BS. It's really insulting to have him play the, "Oh, I didn't know you really meant it," card at that point.

It's the same sort of fakeness as whenever someone gets a letter that starts out, "Dear [Name], We regretfully inform you..."

"Cool? Sure. Just let me toss this ice spell over at a particular part of your anatomy so it can _stay_ cool."

Modifié par Leah.C, 09 août 2011 - 01:17 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Hawke is probably lucky he doesn't decide to let Justice speak for him at that point.

"You are worse than a distraction. You are UNJUST!" Blue ragey doom ensues.

[L.C.]

It might even still be up there.

[nitefyre410]

Leah.C wrote...


"Cool? Sure. Just let me toss this ice spell over at a particular part of your anatomy so it can _stay_ cool."

 


you know I was going to  stop and say whats up to the Anders crowd see what interesting discussion were going  on but I think it my be best if I leave... Come back when Ice spells and certain parts of anatomy are not in the same sentence....

[L.C.]

It's safe, really.

It was only a hypothetical ice spell.

Modifié par Leah.C, 09 août 2011 - 01:21 .

[nitefyre410]

Leah.C wrote...

It's safe, really.

It was only a hypothetical ice spell.

 

but even the hypothetical  pain is  painful... 

[L.C.]

We'll replace it with kittens.

[YamiSnuffles]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

Leah.C wrote...

We'll replace it with kittens.

Being very familiar with kittens and their itty bitty claws and penchant for clinging to things they set them in, I'm not sure this is better

Although it makes for a hilarious hypothetical if you replace ice/cool with kittens.


"Kittens? Sure. Just let me toss this kitten spell over at a particular part of your anatomy so it can _stay_ kittens."

[L.C.]

And this is where a conveniently-placed non-sequitur comes in very handy.

Modifié par Leah.C, 09 août 2011 - 01:36 .

[YamiSnuffles]

I think that relates pretty well to *ahem* kittens, especially kittens in relation to particular parts of anatomy.

[L.C.]

Unintentional bonus!

[YamiSnuffles]

It's like Anders mad libs!

[L.C.]

Let's see how that turns out.

To be, or not to be -- that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and kittens of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of kittens
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand fluffy kittens
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To pounce, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the kitten,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of Ser Pounce-a-Lot,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of kittens, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and pounce under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered kitten, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to Amaranthine that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make kittens of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Hawke -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my kittens remembered.

[SurelyForth]

Leah.C wrote...

And this is where a conveniently-placed non-sequitur comes in very handy.

Oh, lulz. I was going to make a super cropped version of the Blooming Rose banner my avatar here...just to see if I got any complaints.

Even though I am so, so late, I still love "You used me!" If only because if Hawke used Anders, then she is turning sexual conquesting into an endurance sport.

[L.C.]

SurelyForth wrote...
Oh, lulz. I was going to make a super cropped version of the Blooming Rose banner my avatar here...just to see if I got any complaints.

I think the part that kills me about the screenshot is that it's obscuring Hawke's entire head.



This one is horribly awkward, too.

Modifié par Leah.C, 09 août 2011 - 02:05 .

[Arquen]

Anders it is inappropriate to STARE at Andraste's ******! -- LMAO... Fenris is all.. "I see what your doing..."

Those NPC elves creep me out.. even to this day.

Great screenshots FTW!

[YamiSnuffles]

Well, it might be Andraste. Or, seeing as it was carved by Malcolm Hawke, it might be Leandra. Which... is more inappropriate, but also more hilarious.

And Fenris is also totally checking out the naked lady staff. He's just being more subtle about it by standing far away.

[esper]

It is totally Leandra in my head canon which have forced my Hawke to answer a lot of really awkward question.

[L.C.]

Oh, the possibilities.

Hawke: ... Anders, what _are_ you doing?
Anders: Just... admiring your father's handiwork. He was a talented man. You know, this appears to be anatomically corr-
Hawke: You do realize that's my _mother_.
Anders: Did anyone else just hear that? I swear I heard a kitten over behind that building. I'm going to go check.

[Arquen]

I always assumed it was Andraste in the flame. Sort of like a cross imagery. Her arms are outstretched and she has those two prongs around her that look like flames.

Also, it looks a lot like the Andraste statue in the Black Emporium that Xenon tells you not to fondle.

However, it doesn't really say so it is just what I assumed.

[esper]

But it is more fun with Leandra

[nitefyre410]

Leah.C wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...
Oh, lulz. I was going to make a super cropped version of the Blooming Rose banner my avatar here...just to see if I got any complaints.

I think the part that kills me about the screenshot is that it's obscuring Hawke's entire head.



This one is horribly awkward, too.

 


Hawke: Anders stop  eyeing  my  mother 
Anders: but  I ...
Hawke:  and don't even think trying to sucker punch him  I know your back there
Fenris:
Isabella(off scene) ; Honey - how are the  boys acting today
Hawke: Same as usually.
Fenris&Anders:  shaddup.