Heidenreich wrote...
Varric: And then some stuff happened, and Hawke-Awesome, and .. explody bodies.
Cassandra: What.
Varric: Look, I'm not so great at explaining combat, okay? I shoot my crossbow at stuff and Hawke would throw fire and bend gravity and.. its MAGIC. She would magic stuff, and it would die. Lets move on. I'll tell you about how she manged to get Anders to finally submit to her swaying hips, if you like.
Cassandra: You know an awful lot about Hawke's personal life.
Varric: She wrote it down in her journal and left it out on her desk.
Hawke from behind the door in the other room: 
Varric: "And then, Orsino turned nuts, revealed he was behind Quentin and turned into a huge ugly Harvester creature!"
Cassandra: "...what?"
Varric: "Listen lady, have you ever heard a story without a boss fight? Mine is so awesome, that it needs TWO boss fights. Now shut it and listen"
Cassandra: "..."
Varric: "Then after Hawke ripping Orsino's head that is not so much a head off, Meredith turned nuts, turned out she had the idol we found years ago, and spawned red eyes with a red lightsaber sword thingy that I am so not plagiarising from Soul Edge, and then then, backflipped 10 foot in the air! And brought statues to life! No wait, transformer statues with ****ing flamethrowers!!"
Cassandra: "....that is so romantic :wub:"
Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 16 août 2011 - 05:11 .