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It's just what I would want.  And it would make such perfect sense considering all their hoopla of "all of us eventually left the champion"... o.O How? Why? WHEN?  If I was Cassandra I'd be torturing Varric for details.
(probably wanting some naughty details of Anders' magic prowess in bed or Hawke's magic sexy tricks hehehehehe)
I'm a naughty naughty girl.  Yep.


I know! Cassandra is so insistant about the silly details about little things like the Qunari invasion and Anders blowing up the Chantry and bringing the entirety of Thedas to the brink of war. Like that matters, psh.

She doesn't even ask about the stuff that realllly matters, you know the steamy bits and whether Anders' wears boxers or briefs.

But seriously, I would think that she would find what transpired after the battle and  the whereabouts of her companions of some importance. 

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Kawamura wrote...

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There just needs to be a trick to his clothing. Like a Japanese prositute back in the day wore a kimono that tied in the front. His get-up needs a quick release.


I think his robes in Awakening did, but Justice welded him in once they merged. I've dubbed them Chastity Robes,


I hate Justice. He made Anders put on pants. UNFORGIVABLE. IT'S UNJUST. :(


Really?

Personally, I've always been a fan of pants. Good things, they are. I mean, when you're casting a spell, that's gotta throw an awful lot of wind around. I'm sure a mage only has to do that once and have his skirt fly up before he learns to wear pants or risk everyone seeing him in his small clothes.


Psh, what are these "small clothes" you speak of? BORN FREEEEE, BABY.

Also, yes, those boots are fabulous. They do help, but I have a cause that I must support beyond all others.

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Hawke> Where do I begin...?
Anders> Oh, here.
Hawke> What, a cord?
Anders> Pull on it.
Hawke> *does so*
Anders> *robes magically fall away!*
Hawke> Handy...
Anders> Just so. *grin*

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If Anders' DA2 outfit was really chosen by Justice, I say he has good taste. They're awesome. I also approve of pants on the male mage outfits.

DeaHamlet wrote...

I must agree with all that when you are in the courtyard, he speaks of running off with you ... a hug at least would be nice... or a kiss, damnit! I just forgave you for lying to me, I deserve smooches! Or we could go into one of those side rooms and get it on.

I loved Neverwinter Nights 2 where you got to get your freak on before the final battle. It was so poignant, so beautiful! Even if it was with a paladin (omg, they are outrageously self-righteous).

I haven't played Neverwinter Nights, but that sounds like Mass Effect. It always happens right before the final battle. Never more than a few hours before. xD

Kaya definitely would have kissed Anders, and Justice too. She's not angry with him for blowing up the Chantry. A Paragon interrupt hug, even though they don't exist in DA, would have been just her style.

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Lady Hawke wears robes with no pants... and I can definitely report that there are never any incidents!!! Not even when using force pull and such. No robes go up... sadly.
My mage Hawkettes are so hot... I kind of wish they'd get naked with Anders not just with Fenris... boo!

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yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...


There just needs to be a trick to his clothing. Like a Japanese prositute back in the day wore a kimono that tied in the front. His get-up needs a quick release.


I think his robes in Awakening did, but Justice welded him in once they merged. I've dubbed them Chastity Robes,


I hate Justice. He made Anders put on pants. UNFORGIVABLE. IT'S UNJUST. :(


Really?

Personally, I've always been a fan of pants. Good things, they are. I mean, when you're casting a spell, that's gotta throw an awful lot of wind around. I'm sure a mage only has to do that once and have his skirt fly up before he learns to wear pants or risk everyone seeing him in his small clothes.


Psh, what are these "small clothes" you speak of? BORN FREEEEE, BABY.

Also, yes, those boots are fabulous. They do help, but I have a cause that I must support beyond all others.


Oh, come on. You've got to wear small clothes. What happens if you're captured and sent to a giant tower prison? you're going to feel very silly without those.

Or with the nudie mod. Lord knows it was a bit of a surprise when they were sporting, er, hard Justices.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

If Anders' DA2 outfit was really chosen by Justice, I say he has good taste. They're awesome. I also approve of pants on the male mage outfits.

DeaHamlet wrote...

I must agree with all that when you are in the courtyard, he speaks of running off with you ... a hug at least would be nice... or a kiss, damnit! I just forgave you for lying to me, I deserve smooches! Or we could go into one of those side rooms and get it on.

I loved Neverwinter Nights 2 where you got to get your freak on before the final battle. It was so poignant, so beautiful! Even if it was with a paladin (omg, they are outrageously self-righteous).

I haven't played Neverwinter Nights, but that sounds like Mass Effect. It always happens right before the final battle. Never more than a few hours before. xD

Kaya definitely would have kissed Anders, and Justice too. She's not angry with him for blowing up the Chantry. A Paragon interrupt hug, even though they don't exist in DA, would have been just her style.


I so wanted to give a hug even before that, when I tell him to come with me... that totally should have given me the option to give him a hug and say "yes, sweetie, I still love you, give me a kiss and we'll go die together defending mages"
I mean... you don't even know if you're going to survive the battle with templars, and you don't even get a kiss?  BOO!

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hard Justices... o.O

*passes out yet again laughing*

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DeaHamlet wrote...

Lady Hawke wears robes with no pants... and I can definitely report that there are never any incidents!!! Not even when using force pull and such. No robes go up... sadly.
My mage Hawkettes are so hot... I kind of wish they'd get naked with Anders not just with Fenris... boo!


My Lady Hawke has no need for pants. Or robes...

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Kawamura wrote...

Oh, come on. You've got to wear small clothes. What happens if you're captured and sent to a giant tower prison? you're going to feel very silly without those.

Or with the nudie mod. Lord knows it was a bit of a surprise when they were sporting, er, hard Justices.


Heck no. My Hawke will not be constrained by pants OR underpants. Man dresses 4 lyfe!

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DeaHamlet wrote...

I so wanted to give a hug even before that, when I tell him to come with me... that totally should have given me the option to give him a hug and say "yes, sweetie, I still love you, give me a kiss and we'll go die together defending mages"
I mean... you don't even know if you're going to survive the battle with templars, and you don't even get a kiss?  BOO!

Poor guy. I hope there's some way to let Anders/Justice know that Hawke isn't angry, that she supports what they did, or something like that.

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Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...


There just needs to be a trick to his clothing. Like a Japanese prositute back in the day wore a kimono that tied in the front. His get-up needs a quick release.


I think his robes in Awakening did, but Justice welded him in once they merged. I've dubbed them Chastity Robes,


I hate Justice. He made Anders put on pants. UNFORGIVABLE. IT'S UNJUST. :(


Really?

Personally, I've always been a fan of pants. Good things, they are. I mean, when you're casting a spell, that's gotta throw an awful lot of wind around. I'm sure a mage only has to do that once and have his skirt fly up before he learns to wear pants or risk everyone seeing him in his small clothes.


Psh, what are these "small clothes" you speak of? BORN FREEEEE, BABY.

Also, yes, those boots are fabulous. They do help, but I have a cause that I must support beyond all others.


Oh, come on. You've got to wear small clothes. What happens if you're captured and sent to a giant tower prison? you're going to feel very silly without those.

Or with the nudie mod. Lord knows it was a bit of a surprise when they were sporting, er, hard Justices.


There's a nudie mod?
DAMN MY XBOX 360! I only get to see mods on YouTube...and I doubt that would stay up long. LMFAO

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DeaHamlet wrote...

I so wanted to give a hug even before that, when I tell him to come with me... that totally should have given me the option to give him a hug and say "yes, sweetie, I still love you, give me a kiss and we'll go die together defending mages"
I mean... you don't even know if you're going to survive the battle with templars, and you don't even get a kiss?  BOO!


Yeah I was just a leeeeeettle envious when I was watching some Fenris vids on youtube and saw that Fenris pratically ravishes Hawke before the final fight. I mean, what the hell Anders, you're really going to let that mage hating elf get one up on you with that? 

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Is anyone else sad that Anders will probably not be in DA:3? I mean he was in Awakening and such a huge part of DA:2 and so many people chose to kill him, it's a slim chance he'll be in the next one... it's sad.

I want an Awakening type expansion where you get to experience the 3 years after the events and see how each of the companions leave you. And if you killed someone off, you just don't get their bit.
That'd be satisfying!


They might mention him.
Or he may have a cameo if you let him live....I would think he would be mentioned quite a bit in DA:3, as he started the revolution. Not to mention some peopple may opt to keep him alive and run WITH him...so he would be mentioned alongside the Champion of Kirkwall.


I figured he'd like a cameo like Warden!Alistair does.

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So, I'm having large amounts of gleeful fun with Sebastian this time around. I imagine Varric, Isabela, Anders and Hawke (and possibly Merrill in the back giggling) sitting in the Hanged Man after every encounter Hawke has with him, getting pissed and ****in' about him.

Hawke: So we go into this room in the mansion, and there's this guy, right, getting... feciltated if you know what I mean, and Seb says.. get this "I'm sorry, Hawke, I didn't mean to expose you to this..."
Isabela: *thumps table* Expose!! Hahahaha.
Hawke: Yeah, I KNOW, and he says he used to be a player! And then afterwards I'm at the Chantry I'm flirting with him...
Anders: You're WHAT?
Hawke: Don't worry, honey, it's just for fun, and believe me it was FUN, and he goes all red faced when he gets my innuendo, which by the way, takes him TEN MINUTES, and then he says "I have to go and pray. A lot."
Varric: ON HIS KNEES! IN FRONT OF THE MAKER!!!
Hawke: I KNOW. And then a couple of weeks later he says "Let's join the chantry and be in a CHASTE MARRIAGE".
Varric: *deadpan face*
Isabela: *deadpan face*
Merrill: *deadpan face*
Anders: *deadpan face*
ALL: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sebastian: *who's been standing behind the table with a wounded puppy look* YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*.

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Miri1984 wrote...

So, I'm having large amounts of gleeful fun with Sebastian this time around. I imagine Varric, Isabela, Anders and Hawke (and possibly Merrill in the back giggling) sitting in the Hanged Man after every encounter Hawke has with him, getting pissed and ****in' about him.

Hawke: So we go into this room in the mansion, and there's this guy, right, getting... feciltated if you know what I mean, and Seb says.. get this "I'm sorry, Hawke, I didn't mean to expose you to this..."
Isabela: *thumps table* Expose!! Hahahaha.
Hawke: Yeah, I KNOW, and he says he used to be a player! And then afterwards I'm at the Chantry I'm flirting with him...
Anders: You're WHAT?
Hawke: Don't worry, honey, it's just for fun, and believe me it was FUN, and he goes all red faced when he gets my innuendo, which by the way, takes him TEN MINUTES, and then he says "I have to go and pray. A lot."
Varric: ON HIS KNEES! IN FRONT OF THE MAKER!!!
Hawke: I KNOW. And then a couple of weeks later he says "Let's join the chantry and be in a CHASTE MARRIAGE".
Varric: *deadpan face*
Isabela: *deadpan face*
Merrill: *deadpan face*
Anders: *deadpan face*
ALL: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sebastian: *who's been standing behind the table with a wounded puppy look* YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*.


LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!
I actually laughed so loud that my boyfriend heard me upstairs. Hahahahah omg that is GREAT.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...



There's a nudie mod?
DAMN MY XBOX 360! I only get to see mods on YouTube...and I doubt that would stay up long. LMFAO


Of course there's a nudie mod. That's the point of modding.

Fixing textures, fixing dialogue bugs, and giving us naked characters.

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Miri1984 wrote...

So, I'm having large amounts of gleeful fun with Sebastian this time around. I imagine Varric, Isabela, Anders and Hawke (and possibly Merrill in the back giggling) sitting in the Hanged Man after every encounter Hawke has with him, getting pissed and ****in' about him.

Hawke: So we go into this room in the mansion, and there's this guy, right, getting... feciltated[/i] if you know what I mean, and Seb says.. get this "I'm sorry, Hawke, I didn't mean to expose you to this..."
Isabela: *thumps table* Expose!! Hahahaha.
Hawke: Yeah, I KNOW, and he says he used to be a player! And then afterwards I'm at the Chantry I'm flirting with him...
Anders: You're WHAT?
Hawke: Don't worry, honey, it's just for fun, and believe me it was FUN, and he goes all red faced when he gets my innuendo, which by the way, takes him TEN MINUTES, and then he says "I have to go and pray. A lot."
Varric: ON HIS KNEES! IN FRONT OF THE MAKER!!!
Hawke: I KNOW. And then a couple of weeks later he says "Let's join the chantry and be in a CHASTE MARRIAGE".
Varric: *deadpan face*
Isabela: *deadpan face*
Merrill: *deadpan face*
Anders: *deadpan face*
ALL: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sebastian: *who's been standing behind the table with a wounded puppy look* YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*.

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Sebastian liked seeing felicitation more than he let on.

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yukidama wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

So, I'm having large amounts of gleeful fun with Sebastian this time around. I imagine Varric, Isabela, Anders and Hawke (and possibly Merrill in the back giggling) sitting in the Hanged Man after every encounter Hawke has with him, getting pissed and ****in' about him.

Hawke: So we go into this room in the mansion, and there's this guy, right, getting... feciltated[/i] if you know what I mean, and Seb says.. get this "I'm sorry, Hawke, I didn't mean to expose you to this..."
Isabela: *thumps table* Expose!! Hahahaha.
Hawke: Yeah, I KNOW, and he says he used to be a player! And then afterwards I'm at the Chantry I'm flirting with him...
Anders: You're WHAT?
Hawke: Don't worry, honey, it's just for fun, and believe me it was FUN, and he goes all red faced when he gets my innuendo, which by the way, takes him TEN MINUTES, and then he says "I have to go and pray. A lot."
Varric: ON HIS KNEES! IN FRONT OF THE MAKER!!!
Hawke: I KNOW. And then a couple of weeks later he says "Let's join the chantry and be in a CHASTE MARRIAGE".
Varric: *deadpan face*
Isabela: *deadpan face*
Merrill: *deadpan face*
Anders: *deadpan face*
ALL: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sebastian: *who's been standing behind the table with a wounded puppy look* YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*.

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Sebastian liked seeing felicitation more than he let on.


I like Anders' half-smirk. LMFAO

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@Yuki, OMG it looks like he's ready to felicitate someone RIGHT THERE. Seb you naughty, naughty boy.

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Yeeeah.

Anders was pretty hilarious.

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Miri1984 wrote...

So, I'm having large amounts of gleeful fun with Sebastian this time around. I imagine Varric, Isabela, Anders and Hawke (and possibly Merrill in the back giggling) sitting in the Hanged Man after every encounter Hawke has with him, getting pissed and ****in' about him.

Hawke: So we go into this room in the mansion, and there's this guy, right, getting... feciltated if you know what I mean, and Seb says.. get this "I'm sorry, Hawke, I didn't mean to expose you to this..."
Isabela: *thumps table* Expose!! Hahahaha.
Hawke: Yeah, I KNOW, and he says he used to be a player! And then afterwards I'm at the Chantry I'm flirting with him...
Anders: You're WHAT?
Hawke: Don't worry, honey, it's just for fun, and believe me it was FUN, and he goes all red faced when he gets my innuendo, which by the way, takes him TEN MINUTES, and then he says "I have to go and pray. A lot."
Varric: ON HIS KNEES! IN FRONT OF THE MAKER!!!
Hawke: I KNOW. And then a couple of weeks later he says "Let's join the chantry and be in a CHASTE MARRIAGE".
Varric: *deadpan face*
Isabela: *deadpan face*
Merrill: *deadpan face*
Anders: *deadpan face*
ALL: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sebastian: *who's been standing behind the table with a wounded puppy look* YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*.


HAHAHAHA.  I almost fell off my chair.  Awesome, just awesome!  

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Yaaaaay for Team Harem!  Before the game came out, I never would've predicted that Team Harem could also be called Team "You guys STFU and be nice or I will turn this party around!"  Seriously, these guys hate each other.  (Well, Fenris and Sebastian seem to get along fairly well, which I still find a bit strange.)

The facial expressions during this scene are PRICELESS.  Best in the game.

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asdfdasfasds I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! I am going to keep up with the thread faithfully because of all the HYSTERICAL things you guys say xDD This forum is made of pure WIN <3 <3 <3

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Yaaaaay for Team Harem!


Whoa, hold up. Team Harem consists of Varric and only Varric. I guess Bianca, too. >_>