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[Luridel]

Yaaaaay for Team Harem! Before the game came out, I never would've predicted that Team Harem could also be called Team "You guys STFU and be nice or I will turn this party around!" Seriously, these guys hate each other. (Well, Fenris and Sebastian seem to get along fairly well, which I still find a bit strange.)

Team Harem. -snerked- I've been running a M!Hawke-Anders-Fenris-Carver and M!Hawke-Anders-Fenris-Varric playthrough so far, which I've termed "Team Bromance".

[Miri1984]

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"



Rabbitjunk on Devart.

Modifié par Miri1984, 24 mars 2011 - 03:22 .

[DeaHamlet]

I don't want Sebastian anywhere near my boys... he tries to convert people! UGH.
My team hotness is Anders, Fenris and Varric.
And sometimes Merrill gets put in there or Carver (who is a douche but in this latest playthrough he is unbelievably hot... thank gawd he's a douche cause else I might go for incest LOLz)

[Kawamura]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

[Ironic Discordia]

Miri1984 wrote...

So, I'm having large amounts of gleeful fun with Sebastian this time around. I imagine Varric, Isabela, Anders and Hawke (and possibly Merrill in the back giggling) sitting in the Hanged Man after every encounter Hawke has with him, getting pissed and ****in' about him.

Hawke: So we go into this room in the mansion, and there's this guy, right, getting... feciltated if you know what I mean, and Seb says.. get this "I'm sorry, Hawke, I didn't mean to expose you to this..."
Isabela: *thumps table* Expose!! Hahahaha.
Hawke: Yeah, I KNOW, and he says he used to be a player! And then afterwards I'm at the Chantry I'm flirting with him...
Anders: You're WHAT?
Hawke: Don't worry, honey, it's just for fun, and believe me it was FUN, and he goes all red faced when he gets my innuendo, which by the way, takes him TEN MINUTES, and then he says "I have to go and pray. A lot."
Varric: ON HIS KNEES! IN FRONT OF THE MAKER!!!
Hawke: I KNOW. And then a couple of weeks later he says "Let's join the chantry and be in a CHASTE MARRIAGE".
Varric: *deadpan face*
Isabela: *deadpan face*
Merrill: *deadpan face*
Anders: *deadpan face*
ALL: Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sebastian: *who's been standing behind the table with a wounded puppy look* YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*.

1. This is effing hilarious.
2. I didn't realize how much I truly dislike Sebastian until I reloaded a save game to see how the Anders' death scene played out. Not only does he encourage Hawke to kill her lover, he remarks that it's a good start immediately after she does it. WTH?

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...


There just needs to be a trick to his clothing. Like a Japanese prositute back in the day wore a kimono that tied in the front. His get-up needs a quick release.

I think his robes in Awakening did, but Justice welded him in once they merged. I've dubbed them Chastity Robes,

I hate Justice. He made Anders put on pants. UNFORGIVABLE. IT'S UNJUST.

Really?

Personally, I've always been a fan of pants. Good things, they are. I mean, when you're casting a spell, that's gotta throw an awful lot of wind around. I'm sure a mage only has to do that once and have his skirt fly up before he learns to wear pants or risk everyone seeing him in his small clothes.

Psh, what are these "small clothes" you speak of? BORN FREEEEE, BABY.

Also, yes, those boots are fabulous. They do help, but I have a cause that I must support beyond all others.

Oh, come on. You've got to wear small clothes. What happens if you're captured and sent to a giant tower prison? you're going to feel very silly without those.

Or with the nudie mod. Lord knows it was a bit of a surprise when they were sporting, er, hard Justices.

There's a nudie mod?
DAMN MY XBOX 360! I only get to see mods on YouTube...and I doubt that would stay up long. LMFAO

[DeaHamlet]

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

In my opinion, the best quote of the game.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

DeaHamlet wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

I noticed it everytime he talked to me.

.....I'm a healthy heterosexual female.

[Jean]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"



Rabbitjunk on Devart.

Isn't that when he mentions something like "The Maker's light is my armor?"

[Purposeof-Flight]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...


There just needs to be a trick to his clothing. Like a Japanese prositute back in the day wore a kimono that tied in the front. His get-up needs a quick release.

I think his robes in Awakening did, but Justice welded him in once they merged. I've dubbed them Chastity Robes,

I hate Justice. He made Anders put on pants. UNFORGIVABLE. IT'S UNJUST.

Really?

Personally, I've always been a fan of pants. Good things, they are. I mean, when you're casting a spell, that's gotta throw an awful lot of wind around. I'm sure a mage only has to do that once and have his skirt fly up before he learns to wear pants or risk everyone seeing him in his small clothes.

Psh, what are these "small clothes" you speak of? BORN FREEEEE, BABY.

Also, yes, those boots are fabulous. They do help, but I have a cause that I must support beyond all others.

Oh, come on. You've got to wear small clothes. What happens if you're captured and sent to a giant tower prison? you're going to feel very silly without those.

Or with the nudie mod. Lord knows it was a bit of a surprise when they were sporting, er, hard Justices.

There's a nudie mod?
DAMN MY XBOX 360! I only get to see mods on YouTube...and I doubt that would stay up long. LMFAO

-snort-
Sometimes I feel that way, unfortunately. So sadly left behind.
But I am TERRIBLE at playing games online, and my laptop wouldn't be able to handle it anyway...so I guess I'm stuck with consoles.

[Kim Shepard]

yukidama wrote...

Ever since that face of Andraste was mentioned, it really stands out. xD And it looks like it's always watching.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Kawamura wrote...

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

These lulz brought to you by none other than static companion outfits!

[Kawamura]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

I noticed it everytime he talked to me.

.....I'm a healthy heterosexual female.

It's hard not to.

I'm sexually attracted to females, but I still can't help staring at a face on a crotch.

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Yaaaaay for Team Harem!

Whoa, hold up. Team Harem consists of Varric and only[/i] Varric. I guess Bianca, too. >_>

Seriously. Sebastian is NOWHERE near my harem. He was only there cos he had to be, lol.

[leggywillow]

Pseudocognition wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Yaaaaay for Team Harem!

Whoa, hold up. Team Harem consists of Varric and only Varric. I guess Bianca, too. >_>

  Varric is too much man for Hawke to handle.

My personal Team Harem would be Anders, Carver, and Fenris... but Carver is technically my brother in-game, which feels rather squick-y.  Even though he's sexy.

[Kawamura]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

These lulz brought to you by none other than static companion outfits!

Or Sebastion's family.

"Thanks, Mum and Da! I've always wanted a prophetess crotch warmer!"

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Kawamura wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

I noticed it everytime he talked to me.

.....I'm a healthy heterosexual female.

It's hard not to.

I'm sexually attracted to females, but I still can't help staring at a face on a crotch.

In my case I was wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

[Kawamura]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

I noticed it everytime he talked to me.

.....I'm a healthy heterosexual female.

It's hard not to.

I'm sexually attracted to females, but I still can't help staring at a face on a crotch.

In my case I was wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

I was more concerned about Anders' carpet.

I mean, seriously, he's got blonde hair and dark eyebrows. What, does the dangerous apostate abomination have time to bleach his hair? 

[Miri1984]

I suspect Sebastian's family thought he was a bit of a douche too.

Older brother: Mum, make him join the chantry, he's ANNOYING.

Seb's Father: I'll make him some armour as a compensation.

Middle brother: *sneaks in at night and changes the design* Tee hee, he'll look like a TOTAL arse with that shoved there!

[DeaHamlet]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

I noticed it everytime he talked to me.

.....I'm a healthy heterosexual female.

Seb grated my nerves so much that I couldn't be arsed to care about him that way
Plus I was already too busy oogling Anders and Fenris.  

[mellifera]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"



Rabbitjunk on Devart.

This scene should have been in the game >:| My Hawke likes cats too. I cannot roleplay a person who dislikes cats, I refuse to.

Cats and cats and cats for Anders plz.

Modifié par yukidama, 24 mars 2011 - 03:32 .

[leggywillow]

yukidama wrote...
This scene should have been in the game >:|

Cats and cats and cats for Anders plz.

Cats for Anders!

OH GOD WAIT.  TOO MANY CATS!  TOOOOOO MANY CAAAAATS!

[mellifera]

leggywillow wrote...

yukidama wrote...
This scene should have been in the game >:|

Cats and cats and cats for Anders plz.

Cats for Anders!

OH GOD WAIT.  TOO MANY CATS!  TOOOOOO MANY CAAAAATS!

Well, not that many. Maybe like 5. Or 10...

Hawke is rich, he can afford to pamper them all!!!!111

Modifié par yukidama, 24 mars 2011 - 03:34 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

DeaHamlet wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Leggy replace Seb with Merrill and you have team b*tchfight right there. Although replacing Fenris with Merrill is pretty gold too. I adore her take on Seb's armour. "It's very shiny!"

I like Anders' better.

"I don't think the Maker would like someone shoving his wife's head between their legs every day."

I loved Anders even more after that one, I hadn't even noticed that Andraste's face was on Seb's crotch until Anders said that.  I had to turn the screen around to check it out.  LOL

I noticed it everytime he talked to me.

.....I'm a healthy heterosexual female.

Seb grated my nerves so much that I couldn't be arsed to care about him that way
Plus I was already too busy oogling Anders and Fenris.  

In my mind the scenario that plays out is my FemHawke gets Sebastian drunk at the Hanged Man and they play the "hapless priest and the wanton ****."