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#6226
SurelyForth

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Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.

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Modifié par SurelyForth, 25 mars 2011 - 12:54 .


#6227
Sjofn

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nenosronhir wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Speaking of the priiiiize, my husband was playing an archer warlord in our 4th edition D&D game (stay with me here). One of his abilities was called "Risky Shot." And at one point he said he was going to do it, even though it was a "heavy risk." And so I of course said, "But the priiiiize."

Unfortunately my husband has never romanced Jacob, so he had no idea what I was talking about. But I thought it was funny, dammit.


Off-topic - YAY SOMEONE ELSE WHO PLAYS DND. *didn't recently decide to play a wizard in a Dark Sun campaign just for the MAGES ARE FEARED AND HATED RAWR theme, no, not at all, not me!* ._.;;;;

I haven't played ME yet at all, but with all the hilariousness that ensues from listening to people talk about it, I'm starting to think I should. >.>;

*crawls back into the corner*


Oh, you totally should play ME! My husband got it for me when it was on sale on Steam. I was all, "Meeeeh, I don't know if I'd like it." And then I ATE THEM BOTH in about a week. NOM NOM NOM. I like Dragon Age better, but Mass Effect is a lot of fun. 

And yay for other D&D people. <3

#6228
nyxocity

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SurelyForth wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.


I love how Anders says "please don't call it that" instead of saying, "it's NOT a threesome". :D

#6229
Rinji the Bearded

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Sjofn wrote...

nenosronhir wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Speaking of the priiiiize, my husband was playing an archer warlord in our 4th edition D&D game (stay with me here). One of his abilities was called "Risky Shot." And at one point he said he was going to do it, even though it was a "heavy risk." And so I of course said, "But the priiiiize."

Unfortunately my husband has never romanced Jacob, so he had no idea what I was talking about. But I thought it was funny, dammit.


Off-topic - YAY SOMEONE ELSE WHO PLAYS DND. *didn't recently decide to play a wizard in a Dark Sun campaign just for the MAGES ARE FEARED AND HATED RAWR theme, no, not at all, not me!* ._.;;;;

I haven't played ME yet at all, but with all the hilariousness that ensues from listening to people talk about it, I'm starting to think I should. >.>;

*crawls back into the corner*


Oh, you totally should play ME! My husband got it for me when it was on sale on Steam. I was all, "Meeeeh, I don't know if I'd like it." And then I ATE THEM BOTH in about a week. NOM NOM NOM. I like Dragon Age better, but Mass Effect is a lot of fun. 

And yay for other D&D people. <3


D&D IS GREAT

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Anarya

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SurelyForth wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.



I couldn't resist picking that line...I laughed. Plus Anders does a cute sad poutyface there :wub:

Hmm or maybe it was a vexed face, I don't remember. It's cute either way!

Modifié par Anarya, 25 mars 2011 - 12:58 .


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Kawamura

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thenyxie wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.


I love how Anders says "please don't call it that" instead of saying, "it's NOT a threesome". :D


That's because there's no ignoring the fact that it sorta is.

Just one of them is the worst dead fish ever.

#6232
Ashwraith

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
There's a special circle of hell just for people like you :police:

Is it also reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre?


SurelyForth wrote...

Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.

...Dammit, now I'm really going to have to romance him. Just because of that.
I am, as anyone who knows me can attest, a twisted little cruller.

I think I'll give him my assassin. She likes that kind of thing.
OH HO HO HO

Modifié par Ashwraith, 25 mars 2011 - 01:01 .


#6233
nyxocity

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Kawamura wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.


I love how Anders says "please don't call it that" instead of saying, "it's NOT a threesome". :D


That's because there's no ignoring the fact that it sorta is.

Just one of them is the worst dead fish ever.


Exactly! *G* Although I think Justice could be kinda ROWR-ish. Maybe.

What? 

#6234
Kawamura

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thenyxie wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.


I love how Anders says "please don't call it that" instead of saying, "it's NOT a threesome". :D


That's because there's no ignoring the fact that it sorta is.

Just one of them is the worst dead fish ever.


Exactly! *G* Although I think Justice could be kinda ROWR-ish. Maybe.

What? 


I don't think Justice responds to safe words.

#6235
Ashwraith

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thenyxie wrote...

Exactly! *G* Although I think Justice could be kinda ROWR-ish. Maybe.

What? 


Just so long as you like it rough.
...Okay, okay, I'm stopping that line of thought RIGHT THERE.

#6236
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Justice can be a voyeur, but my Hawke doesn't want him to join in. EVER. He hates that guy.

#6237
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@Kawamura I have to admit that's more than half the appeal *G*

@Ashwraith ...see above ;)

#6238
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Justice is all "what is this love and affection thing? I want some!" in Awakenings. I figure although he *disapproves* of the relationship, it's more of a half-hearted thing.

Justice: This does not serve our cause.
Anders: Look at her legs.
Justice: Do not try to distract me.
Anders: Look at the way they join up with her hips, right there, you can't tell me that...
Justice: Lalalala, NOT LISTENING.
Anders: Why don't you go PRAY IN THE CHANTRY WITH SEBASTIAN. I'll be over at Hawke's place.
Justice: All right. But I will not enjoy this.
Anders: Trust me. You will.

#6239
Kawamura

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thenyxie wrote...

@Kawamura I have to admit that's more than half the appeal *G*


Well, yes, if you can get the guy down when he acts up.

Or else it's just le petit mort becoming le gran mort.

#6240
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Miri1984 wrote...

Justice is all "what is this love and affection thing? I want some!" in Awakenings. I figure although he *disapproves* of the relationship, it's more of a half-hearted thing.

Justice: This does not serve our cause.
Anders: Look at her legs.
Justice: Do not try to distract me.
Anders: Look at the way they join up with her hips, right there, you can't tell me that...
Justice: Lalalala, NOT LISTENING.
Anders: Why don't you go PRAY IN THE CHANTRY WITH SEBASTIAN. I'll be over at Hawke's place.
Justice: All right. But I will not enjoy this.
Anders: Trust me. You will.

I imagine Justice the same way. xD And Kaya thinks he should participate more in their relationship. She hardly ever gets to see him.

#6241
nyxocity

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@Miri1984 Hee! I can so see them having that conversation.

#6242
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Ashwraith wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
There's a special circle of hell just for people like you :police:


Is it also reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatres?


I like the way you think ;)

#6243
nenosronhir

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thenyxie wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

You know, I still have to wonder if by pursuing a relationship with Anders, you're inadvertently taking part in a ménage à trois.
The idea is both creepy and intriguing.
...
Really, really intriguing. >.>
*ahem*
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go dunk my head in some ice water.


Hawke: So he's kind of an unwilling partcipant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.


I love how Anders says "please don't call it that" instead of saying, "it's NOT a threesome". :D


That's because there's no ignoring the fact that it sorta is.

Just one of them is the worst dead fish ever.


Exactly! *G* Although I think Justice could be kinda ROWR-ish. Maybe.

What?


I hate you all because the idea for fanfic of this has been itching at me, and I've managed to put it aside so far, and NOW IT IS BACK with a vengeance

#6244
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Miri1984 wrote...

Justice is all "what is this love and affection thing? I want some!" in Awakenings. I figure although he *disapproves* of the relationship, it's more of a half-hearted thing.


What is love? Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me... no more...


#6245
nyxocity

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@ninosronhir DO. EET!

#6246
Kim Shepard

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Ashwraith wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Justice is all "what is this love and affection thing? I want some!" in Awakenings. I figure although he *disapproves* of the relationship, it's more of a half-hearted thing.


What is love? Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me... no more...

That reminds me, we all decided that Justice should dance like the techno turian.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

That reminds me, we all decided that Justice should dance like the techno turian.


This *almost* makes me want to make an Anders/Justice machima of this.

You know, there is a serious lack of dancing in Thedas in general. 

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Kim Shepard wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Justice is all "what is this love and affection thing? I want some!" in Awakenings. I figure although he *disapproves* of the relationship, it's more of a half-hearted thing.


What is love? Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me... no more...

That reminds me, we all decided that Justice should dance like the techno turian.


At least it's not the Shepard Shuffle.

#6249
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CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Justice is all "what is this love and affection thing? I want some!" in Awakenings. I figure although he *disapproves* of the relationship, it's more of a half-hearted thing.


What is love? Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me... no more...

That reminds me, we all decided that Justice should dance like the techno turian.


At least it's not the Shepard Shuffle.


Shame it's not the spicy shimmy.

#6250
Kim Shepard

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Isaantia wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

That reminds me, we all decided that Justice should dance like the techno turian.


This *almost* makes me want to make an Anders/Justice machima of this.

You know, there is a serious lack of dancing in Thedas in general. 

You mean it's possible to make glowy Anders/Justice dance like that? xD Awesome.