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[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

yukidama wrote...

Justice assuming direct control makes Anders sleep on the couch.

I just pictured it happening mid-coitus.

"Assuming direct control. I know you feel this."

[Kawamura]

Justice: Nature's Greatest ****block.

EDIT: What? Bioware, I'm a grown-ass man!

Modifié par Kawamura, 25 mars 2011 - 01:48 .

[Magaloo]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Justice assuming direct control makes Anders sleep on the couch.

I just pictured it happening mid-coitus.

"Assuming direct control. I know you feel this."

You may say you hate this but i see the glimmer in your eye!

I know its the tyoe of idea that makes me go Ewww! .... mmmmm

Articulate! that's me!

[leggywillow]

Kawamura wrote...

Justice: Nature's Greatest ****block.

EDIT: What? Bioware, I'm a grown-ass man!

Justice is indeed.  I imagine he's a serious fuddy-duddy.

[Vlondril]

Magaloo wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Justice assuming direct control makes Anders sleep on the couch.

I just pictured it happening mid-coitus.

"Assuming direct control. I know you feel this."

You may say you hate this but i see the glimmer in your eye!

I know its the tyoe of idea that makes me go Ewww! .... mmmmm

Articulate! that's me!

It's articulate enough!  I know just what you mean!

I just wanted to say I'm totally loving this thread!  I love the artwork, I wish I could draw as well as the rest of you guys.

[Isaantia]

No way, Joker is a bigger ****block than Justice could ever be.

[leggywillow]

Isaantia wrote...

No way, Joker is a bigger ****block than Justice could ever be.

But Joker intentionally ****blocks for the lulz.  He's Troll!Joker.  Justice is just like a stodgy old prude. XD

[Raiil]

Now I'm curious as to how Justice views post-Chantry explosion Hawke who sided with Anders and ran off into the sunset with him.


It's not like he can say they're not backing the cause or anything...

[Kawamura]

Hawke: Heeeeeeey. So, I was thinking, why don't we stay in tonight. Lock out the dog and Sandal, maybe get some tear-wine, and forget the plight of ma -- okay. No. Right. Bad idea. Yeah. I'll just go bunk with Sandal tonight.

[Isaantia]

leggywillow wrote...

Isaantia wrote...

No way, Joker is a bigger ****block than Justice could ever be.

But Joker intentionally ****blocks for the lulz.  He's Troll!Joker.  Justice is just like a stodgy old prude. XD

Hmm I suppose. Though, my theory is that Joker is just bitter about his brittle bones.

Justice: *****blocks*
Hawke: See, this is why the Maker abandoned you spirits and decided mortals were more awesome. 

[CrookedAsylum]

Kawamura wrote...

Hawke: Heeeeeeey. So, I was thinking, why don't we stay in tonight. Lock out the dog and Sandal, maybe get some tear-wine, and forget the plight of ma -- okay. No. Right. Bad idea. Yeah. I'll just go bunk with Sandal tonight.

I bet Sandal had a prophecy about this very situation.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Isaantia wrote...

No way, Joker is a bigger ****block than Justice could ever be.

I'd assault Joker but I fear I'd break his pelvis.

[Kawamura]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Hawke: Heeeeeeey. So, I was thinking, why don't we stay in tonight. Lock out the dog and Sandal, maybe get some tear-wine, and forget the plight of ma -- okay. No. Right. Bad idea. Yeah. I'll just go bunk with Sandal tonight.

I bet Sandal had a prophecy about this very situation.

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

[CrookedAsylum]

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

[Kawamura]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

[CrookedAsylum]

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

"And then Isabela will confrim these as lies, and all shall laugh."

[Kawamura]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

"And then Isabela will confrim these as lies, and all shall laugh."

"And the Champion will start stuffing with a sock."

Modifié par Kawamura, 25 mars 2011 - 02:09 .

[CrookedAsylum]

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

"And then Isabela will confrim these as lies, and all shall laugh."

"And the Champion will stuffing with a sock."

"And will cause much ire in Vengeance, for dishonesty makes his nose itch."

[leggywillow]

o__0

[Kawamura]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

"And then Isabela will confrim these as lies, and all shall laugh."

"And the Champion will stuffing with a sock."

"And will cause much ire in Vengeance, for dishonesty makes his nose itch."

And the Hawke shall blame it on the cat and cite this as a reason that the damned thing shouldn't sleep on the bed. And the Warden shall tell him not to change the subject.

Modifié par Kawamura, 25 mars 2011 - 02:13 .

[CrookedAsylum]

leggywillow wrote...

o__0

I'm imagining Sandal saying it with that smile of his, covered in darkspawn glood. It's glorious.

[signcherie]

God I love this thread.

[CrookedAsylum]

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

"And then Isabela will confrim these as lies, and all shall laugh."

"And the Champion will stuffing with a sock."

"And will cause much ire in Vengeance, for dishonesty makes his nose itch."

And the Hawke shall blame it on the cat and cite this as a reason that the damned thing shouldn't sleep on the bed. And the Warden shall tell him not to change the subject.

"Thus, the mage Anders will dodge out of conversation entirely and blow up the Chantry full of kittens and orphans for deep conversations make him uncomfortable."

[Kawamura]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

"The Hawke will rise. Justice will show up. The Hawke will go limp."

"And the curtains will part for the world to see."

"And the little old ladies in the street will gape. And the Hawke shall cry, 'look, it's cold and I'm a little scared.'"

"And then Isabela will confrim these as lies, and all shall laugh."

"And the Champion will stuffing with a sock."

"And will cause much ire in Vengeance, for dishonesty makes his nose itch."

And the Hawke shall blame it on the cat and cite this as a reason that the damned thing shouldn't sleep on the bed. And the Warden shall tell him not to change the subject.

"Thus, the mage Anders will dodge out of conversation entirely and blow up the Chantry full of kittens and orphans for deep conversations make him uncomfortable."

"And then there will be griffins.

Finally."

[leggywillow]

Not to interrupt the impressive prophecy thing you guys have going on... I found this in another thread about Anders's sexuality, from Jennifer Hepler.  It was addressing the whole "Is Anders bisexual/he seemed straight in Awakening" argument, but I think it's says a lot about his relationship with Justice:

Jennifer Brandes Hepler wrote...

Anders in Awakening was very up-front about how sexually adventurous the Ferelden Circle was. While he does not specify if he has had past relationships with men, he certainly does not show any degree of sexual hang-up. Since he has chosen to allow a male-seeming friend to actually enter and share his body and soul, I could not personally imagine that he would draw the line at having sex with a man. There is nothing he could possibly do with Hawke or Karl or anyone else that comes close to the intimacy he has with Justice.

Sorry if this has already been posted in here, but I found it pretty interesting.  And the last sentence makes me sad... Hawke will forever be the mistress.  XD

Modifié par leggywillow, 25 mars 2011 - 02:21 .