leggywillow wrote...
Threeparts wrote...
"We had a somewhat... explosive relationship. It was quite fiery. He turned out to be a bit two-faced, but he was a real demon in bed."
The real dealbreaker for Hawke in that case would be if the other person was not amused by her liberal use of puns.
My Hawke is a huge cornball.
Mine, too.
In fact, no one finds her funny. At all. Seriously.
Like when Keeper Marethari takes her aside during "Night Terrors", and my Hawke was like, "Sorry, Marethari, you're just not my type". All I got was a disapproving "mom" look, and a "this is not the time for jokes".
My Hawke believes it's ALWAYS the time for jokes. As she also illustrated during "The First Sacrifice" when she hands Emeric the bag of bones, and he says, "Well I guess there's no chance of finding them alive, then...", and my Hawke goes, "Well, unless there are a bunch of boneless women walking around." Totally pissed Emeric off.