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[nodice]

yukidama wrote...

Lol, I just stumbled across this on tumblr, I felt the crazy urge to share because lol.

by eirok

zomg :happy: (I still like the Sebastian one better)

[Threeparts]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

[Lady Jess]

Ok so...only male Hawke gets barechested Anders? I'mma cry now...over here. Alone. And maybe make a wallpaper

[leggywillow]

Threeparts wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

LOL, I love it!  Snarky Hawke comes across as a complete space cadet, like she is just horrible at reading other people (or simply does not care).  I do love Anders's reaction to the sandwich line, though.  He obviously thinks her complete insanity is cute.

[Dunizel]

Barechested Anders is too much for female Hawke.
 
Totally not! 

[Purposeof-Flight]

Threeparts wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

LMFAO I know. My Hawke was totally resisting the whole time. When he asks if he can move in, my Hawke was like, "Way to kill the mood." Anders was just like, "Ha...ha"....but inside he was like: 

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Lady Jess wrote...

Ok so...only male Hawke gets barechested Anders? I'mma cry now...over here. Alone. And maybe make a wallpaper

Just a mod afaik.

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Ok so...only male Hawke gets barechested Anders? I'mma cry now...over here. Alone. And maybe make a wallpaper

Just a mod afaik.

One I will never install, heyooo.

[Trophonius]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Ok so...only male Hawke gets barechested Anders? I'mma cry now...over here. Alone. And maybe make a wallpaper

Just a mod afaik.

One I will never install, heyooo.

You mean this one?

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Just a mod afaik.

One I will never install, heyooo.

Indeed. If I want shirtless Anders I'll go draw my own

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Just a mod afaik.

One I will never install, heyooo.

Indeed. If I want shirtless Anders I'll go draw my own

I will too.... stick figure Anders is always naked anyway 

[Purposeof-Flight]

Trophonius wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Ok so...only male Hawke gets barechested Anders? I'mma cry now...over here. Alone. And maybe make a wallpaper

Just a mod afaik.

One I will never install, heyooo.

You mean this one?

Wow. I love how he just strides into Hawke's bedroom with nothing but undies on.
Presumptious much?
Hawke should've been like, "Whoa...where are your robes? I thought we were gonna have tea and cakes or something...you can wear your shirt while doing that, you know."

[Dunizel]

Trophonius wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Lady Jess wrote...

Ok so...only male Hawke gets barechested Anders? I'mma cry now...over here. Alone. And maybe make a wallpaper

Just a mod afaik.

One I will never install, heyooo.

You mean this one?

Meh, the hands are even worse xD And if I am not wrong Anders has a different model from the PC male...he should be less bulky. All in all, yes, I'll leave it to my fantasy and go without mods xD

[Ashwraith]

ipgd wrote...

... Now I have to wonder if he would be convinced to switch on Justice for other bed-related reasons.

Oh, but he wouldn't have to.
Fade spirit, remember? All you need do is fall asleep. He'll find you.
...And Anders wonders why Hawke always looks so tired in the morning. OHO HO HO.









there is a story in this somewhere, I just know it

Modifié par Ashwraith, 26 mars 2011 - 08:20 .

[Kawamura]

leggywillow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

LOL, I love it!  Snarky Hawke comes across as a complete space cadet, like she is just horrible at reading other people (or simply does not care).  I do love Anders's reaction to the sandwich line, though.  He obviously thinks her complete insanity is cute.

Snarky Hawke is definitely not -- socially graceful at times. I know when Bethany dies, my snarky Hawke went, "Maybe we should grieve for her later? When we're safe?

Mum was not happy.

The only problem with the sandwhich line: not enough OH GOD TERROR AT COMMITMENT eye flaring on Hawke's part. I wanted my Hawke to look like a deer in the glare of some headlights.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

LOL, I love it!  Snarky Hawke comes across as a complete space cadet, like she is just horrible at reading other people (or simply does not care).  I do love Anders's reaction to the sandwich line, though.  He obviously thinks her complete insanity is cute.

Snarky Hawke is definitely not -- socially graceful at times. I know when Bethany dies, my snarky Hawke went, "Maybe we should grieve for her later? When we're safe?

Mum was not happy.

The only problem with the sandwhich line: not enough OH GOD TERROR AT COMMITMENT eye flaring on Hawke's part. I wanted my Hawke to look like a deer in the glare of some headlights.

Hawke does that when she goes, "You want to move in?"
And Anders seems to realize it, too...because he responds with, "Well.........yes."

[leggywillow]

When Anders asks Hawke to distract the Grand Cleric, did anyone else show up naked?

Hawke distracted the hell out of Elthina that day, let me tell you.

[LastFadingSmile]

Kawamura wrote...



The only problem with the sandwhich line: not enough OH GOD TERROR AT COMMITMENT eye flaring on Hawke's part. I wanted my Hawke to look like a deer in the glare of some headlights.

And then when he asks to move in, she hunts the deer, slaughters it, hacks it up, cooks it and puts it on the aforementioned sandwich, while poor Anders follows her around trying without result to broach the subject.

It's the crazyhawke equivalent of "lalala I can't hear you" .... "because I'm butchering wildlife!"

leggywillow wrote...

When Anders asks Hawke to distract the Grand Cleric, did anyone else show up naked?

Hawke distracted the hell out of Elthina that day, let me tell you.

Dayum, Leggy. No wonder Elthina didn't want to leave town.

Modifié par Kolotosa, 26 mars 2011 - 08:29 .

[Kawamura]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

LOL, I love it!  Snarky Hawke comes across as a complete space cadet, like she is just horrible at reading other people (or simply does not care).  I do love Anders's reaction to the sandwich line, though.  He obviously thinks her complete insanity is cute.

Snarky Hawke is definitely not -- socially graceful at times. I know when Bethany dies, my snarky Hawke went, "Maybe we should grieve for her later? When we're safe?

Mum was not happy.

The only problem with the sandwhich line: not enough OH GOD TERROR AT COMMITMENT eye flaring on Hawke's part. I wanted my Hawke to look like a deer in the glare of some headlights.

Hawke does that when she goes, "You want to move in?"
And Anders seems to realize it, too...because he responds with, "Well.........yes."

I think I remember my Hawke going "Way to kill the romance, there." And yet, the only way to agree was to do the "I want you here for the rest of our lives" line. Oh, well. I just rewrite that part in my head.

[Ashwraith]

leggywillow wrote...

When Anders asks Hawke to distract the Grand Cleric, did anyone else show up naked?

Hawke distracted the hell out of Elthina that day, let me tell you.

Goddamn.
GODDAMN.
Now that the idea has been presented, I must do that. Yes. It cannot be avoided.
Maybe I'll have Hawke paint a giant smiley face on her stomach, as well. For added 'oomph'.

Modifié par Ashwraith, 26 mars 2011 - 08:30 .

[Kawamura]

Kolotosa wrote...

Kawamura wrote...



The only problem with the sandwhich line: not enough OH GOD TERROR AT COMMITMENT eye flaring on Hawke's part. I wanted my Hawke to look like a deer in the glare of some headlights.

And then when he asks to move in, she hunts the deer, slaughters it, hacks it up, cooks it and puts it on the aforementioned sandwich, while poor Anders follows her around trying without result to broach the subject.

It's the crazyhawke equivalent of "lalala I can't hear you" .... "because I'm butchering wildlife!"

Yeeeah.

Or just be like, "Hey, uh, yeah, let's go see Varric for a pint. Or five. Or fifteen. I'll buy. Just -- no talking anymore."

And then a bunch of drunken, "I love you man"s.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Or when she asks if Justice is an unwilling participant in their threesome, and Anders is like, "...Don't call it that."

Oh come on. Awakening Anders would've found it at least mildly amusing, if a bit annoying.

I find it hilarious: throughout that entire scene he's trying to be all sappy and romantic, and then Hawke pulls lines like that on him. He's trying to make it special, and snarky Hawke just isn't working with him.

LOL, I love it!  Snarky Hawke comes across as a complete space cadet, like she is just horrible at reading other people (or simply does not care).  I do love Anders's reaction to the sandwich line, though.  He obviously thinks her complete insanity is cute.

Snarky Hawke is definitely not -- socially graceful at times. I know when Bethany dies, my snarky Hawke went, "Maybe we should grieve for her later? When we're safe?

Mum was not happy.

The only problem with the sandwhich line: not enough OH GOD TERROR AT COMMITMENT eye flaring on Hawke's part. I wanted my Hawke to look like a deer in the glare of some headlights.

Hawke does that when she goes, "You want to move in?"
And Anders seems to realize it, too...because he responds with, "Well.........yes."

I think I remember my Hawke going "Way to kill the romance, there." And yet, the only way to agree was to do the "I want you here for the rest of our lives" line. Oh, well. I just rewrite that part in my head.

You only get the "OH GAWD COMMITMENT" line if you haven't been following the humorous dialogue the whole game.

Just like you only get the Anders and socks line if you don't have the DLCs. If you don't have dog, that's when Hawke is like, "A grown man AND a mage, and Anders can't even pick up his own dirty socks."

[Ashwraith]

Kawamura wrote...

I think I remember my Hawke going "Way to kill the romance, there." And yet, the only way to agree was to do the "I want you here for the rest of our lives" line. Oh, well. I just rewrite that part in my head.

Ah, good, I'm not the only one who was annoyed by that line. Great for a friendly, sweet Hawke. Not so much for snarky Hawke. Even worse for "double-cross me and I'll hamstring you" Hawke.
Woe. ;3;

[LastFadingSmile]

Kawamura wrote...

Yeeeah.

Or just be like, "Hey, uh, yeah, let's go see Varric for a pint. Or five. Or fifteen. I'll buy. Just -- no talking anymore."

And then a bunch of drunken, "I love you man"s.

Psh. I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

[leggywillow]

Ashwraith wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

When Anders asks Hawke to distract the Grand Cleric, did anyone else show up naked?

Hawke distracted the hell out of Elthina that day, let me tell you.

Goddamn.
GODDAMN.
Now that the idea has been presented, I must do that. Yes. It cannot be avoided.
Maybe I'll have Hawke paint a giant smiley face on her stomach, as well. For added 'oomph'.

I can promise that no one noticed the suspicious apostate creeping around muttering about explosions when the Champion of Kirkwall stood next to the Grand Cleric in her underwear, telling Elthina to check out her glorious rack (or his glorious abs, if it's Beard!Hawke).