Kolotosa wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Yeeeah.
Or just be like, "Hey, uh, yeah, let's go see Varric for a pint. Or five. Or fifteen. I'll buy. Just -- no talking anymore."
And then a bunch of drunken, "I love you man"s.
Psh. I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You only get the "OH GAWD COMMITMENT" line if you haven't been following the humorous dialogue the whole game.
Just like you only get the Anders and socks line if you don't have the DLCs. If you don't have dog, that's when Hawke is like, "A grown man AND a mage, and Anders can't even pick up his own dirty socks."
Ashwraith wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
I think I remember my Hawke going "Way to kill the romance, there." And yet, the only way to agree was to do the "I want you here for the rest of our lives" line. Oh, well. I just rewrite that part in my head.
Ah, good, I'm not the only one who was annoyed by that line. Great for a friendly, sweet Hawke. Not so much for snarky Hawke. Even worse for "double-cross me and I'll hamstring you" Hawke.
Woe. ;3;
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You only get the "OH GAWD COMMITMENT" line if you haven't been following the humorous dialogue the whole game.
Just like you only get the Anders and socks line if you don't have the DLCs. If you don't have dog, that's when Hawke is like, "A grown man AND a mage, and Anders can't even pick up his own dirty socks."
What? Snarky should imply a fear of commitment! I thought that was the point of snarky! To avoid true human contact.
And, ha, that's where that line comes from. God, that's such a domestic line. Great. My Hawke and Anders can be nasty, never cleaning up after themselves dudes together.
Outside of the insane spirit possession, the miserably heavy burden Anders has given himself and the martyr complex, they'd be the best of bromances. With boning. Which, really, the best bromances should end in.
Varric would be a willing participent in their threesome, I tell you what.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You only get the "OH GAWD COMMITMENT" line if you haven't been following the humorous dialogue the whole game.
Just like you only get the Anders and socks line if you don't have the DLCs. If you don't have dog, that's when Hawke is like, "A grown man AND a mage, and Anders can't even pick up his own dirty socks."
What? Snarky should imply a fear of commitment! I thought that was the point of snarky! To avoid true human contact.
And, ha, that's where that line comes from. God, that's such a domestic line. Great. My Hawke and Anders can be nasty, never cleaning up after themselves dudes together.
Outside of the insane spirit possession, the miserably heavy burden Anders has given himself and the martyr complex, they'd be the best of bromances. With boning. Which, really, the best bromances should end in.
Varric would be a willing participent in their threesome, I tell you what.
I also think super-violent Hawke wouldn't want no mage moving in, either.
But diplomatic Hawke wouldn't mind...in fact, he/she would wait until Anders was sleeping and probably move all of his things in for him.
As for Varric, he is by far the best looking dwarf....evar.
I forget he's not human, seriously. It's probably his lack of beard.
Miri1984 wrote...
I add a "which might be tomorrow if you don't do your share of the cooking" to the "I want you right here till the day we die" line in my head.
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You only get the "OH GAWD COMMITMENT" line if you haven't been following the humorous dialogue the whole game.
Just like you only get the Anders and socks line if you don't have the DLCs. If you don't have dog, that's when Hawke is like, "A grown man AND a mage, and Anders can't even pick up his own dirty socks."
What? Snarky should imply a fear of commitment! I thought that was the point of snarky! To avoid true human contact.
And, ha, that's where that line comes from. God, that's such a domestic line. Great. My Hawke and Anders can be nasty, never cleaning up after themselves dudes together.
Outside of the insane spirit possession, the miserably heavy burden Anders has given himself and the martyr complex, they'd be the best of bromances. With boning. Which, really, the best bromances should end in.
Varric would be a willing participent in their threesome, I tell you what.
yukidama wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You only get the "OH GAWD COMMITMENT" line if you haven't been following the humorous dialogue the whole game.
Just like you only get the Anders and socks line if you don't have the DLCs. If you don't have dog, that's when Hawke is like, "A grown man AND a mage, and Anders can't even pick up his own dirty socks."
What? Snarky should imply a fear of commitment! I thought that was the point of snarky! To avoid true human contact.
And, ha, that's where that line comes from. God, that's such a domestic line. Great. My Hawke and Anders can be nasty, never cleaning up after themselves dudes together.
Outside of the insane spirit possession, the miserably heavy burden Anders has given himself and the martyr complex, they'd be the best of bromances. With boning. Which, really, the best bromances should end in.
Varric would be a willing participent in their threesome, I tell you what.
Not without Bianca, he wouldn't.
Modifié par Kawamura, 26 mars 2011 - 08:52 .
Miri1984 wrote...
@Pseudo
Justice: LEAVING THE DISHES FOR HAWKE IS NOT JUST.
Anders: Shhh. I'll make it up to her in OTHER ways.
Justice: ooooh, really? LEAVING THE DISHES FOR HAWKE WILL SERVE OUR CAUSE.
Miri1984 wrote...
@Pseudo
Justice: LEAVING THE DISHES FOR HAWKE IS NOT JUST.
Anders: Shhh. I'll make it up to her in OTHER ways.
Justice: ooooh, really? LEAVING THE DISHES FOR HAWKE WILL SERVE OUR CAUSE.
Pseudocognition wrote...
Miri1984 wrote...
I add a "which might be tomorrow if you don't do your share of the cooking" to the "I want you right here till the day we die" line in my head.
I bet even Justice can't be bothered to get Anders to do the fair amount of housework.
Sialater wrote...
Pseudocognition wrote...
Miri1984 wrote...
I add a "which might be tomorrow if you don't do your share of the cooking" to the "I want you right here till the day we die" line in my head.
I bet even Justice can't be bothered to get Anders to do the fair amount of housework.
Housework isn't just.
Modifié par Pseudocognition, 26 mars 2011 - 08:58 .
Threeparts wrote...
Well, I got Bethany's "Oh no, no, you can't be dead, get up!" line, but still nothing from Anders when Hawke falls in battle. Good thing I stocked up on these injury kits!
Modifié par Kawamura, 26 mars 2011 - 09:00 .
Modifié par Ashwraith, 26 mars 2011 - 09:01 .
Modifié par XOGHunter246, 26 mars 2011 - 09:07 .
Pseudocognition wrote...
Sialater wrote...
Pseudocognition wrote...
I bet even Justice can't be bothered to get Anders to do the fair amount of housework.
Housework isn't just.
It is, and it needs to be done, but it's hard. Then Justice is willingly posessed by a spirit of Fortitude in order to get the dishes done. But then he goes crazy has to do ALL DISHES IN THEDAS.
But then he decides there are too many dishes and people are too lazy to keep up with their cleaning and he blows everything up.
leggywillow wrote...
Pseudocognition wrote...
Sialater wrote...
Pseudocognition wrote...
I bet even Justice can't be bothered to get Anders to do the fair amount of housework.
Housework isn't just.
It is, and it needs to be done, but it's hard. Then Justice is willingly posessed by a spirit of Fortitude in order to get the dishes done. But then he goes crazy has to do ALL DISHES IN THEDAS.
But then he decides there are too many dishes and people are too lazy to keep up with their cleaning and he blows everything up.
"Anders, why is the kitchen a smoldering ruin?"
"I removed the chance of washing dishes, because there IS no washing dishes!"
"Anders, that makes literally no sense. And you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"D:"
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