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[leggywillow]

BlueElf2 wrote...
Awww, my ladyHawke wants in on the dirty fantasizing too. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie] It seems like the majority of Anders's "romantic" dialogue with ladyHawke, at least early on, centers on him telling her in various ways how he'll break her heart, hurt her, and how it can never be, etc. *sigh*

Seriously.  I wish there was a Renegade interrupt there.

Anders: No, I'll only hurt you.  I'll break your heart, blah dee blah
Hawke: Look, I am not some delicate flower made of lady parts, and the only thing that will break my heart is if you don't RIDE ME LIKE A DIRTY MABARI UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
Anders: Uhh... but it can never be--
Hawke: ::gets naked:: DIRTY MABARI.  END OF TIME.  RIGHT NOW, and don't you dare wuss out on me.
Justice: ::whispers:: Maybe we should just go along with it.

[ladyofpayne]

Pseudocognition wrote...


I'm on an upper body streak idk. Too lazy to draw the rest.

Farron is like a Level 0 deviant. He needs gain exp, level up and take a point in kink.

Pseudo please crate color version.

[Rinji the Bearded]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Or, well, since Anders is very persuasive... what happened afterward or something.

Hawke in the fetal position clutching his barely damaged goods? Sexy.

Anders> D: I told you you had to keep yourself grounded or else...
Hawke> *mourns little Hawke*
Anders> :C

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Or, well, since Anders is very persuasive... what happened afterward or something.

Hawke in the fetal position clutching his barely damaged goods? Sexy.

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

[BlueElf2]

leggywillow wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Goddammit that "I'll give you time to consider it.." dialogue sends me to all sorts of fabulous slashy places.

And since Anders is confirmed bi, and obviously has a thing for beards, it's totally headcanon for me now that he hooked up with Duncan on at least ONE of his escape attempts. TOTALLY.

I guess I'm the only one not enchanted by beards.    Duncan really didn't do it for me.  Sexy stubble is awesome, but beards are meh.  Too bad my husband loves being bearded... but lucky for me he isn't allowed to have one because of his work!  Yaaay!

It's not just you. I'm not big on full beards either. Stubble or a small goatee is great, but I'm just kind of meh about beards like the one Duncan has. I do admit that, as beards go, his is pretty epic in its own way though, so I can see the appeal; it's just not for me. 

[Kawamura]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Or, well, since Anders is very persuasive... what happened afterward or something.

Hawke in the fetal position clutching his barely damaged goods? Sexy.

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

Or spec templar.

Nothing brings out Anders' kinky side like having all the magic sucked out of the room.

[leggywillow]

Kawamura wrote...
Nothing brings out Anders' kinky side like having all the magic sucked out of the room.

Heh.  Hehehehehehe.

Magic sucked out indeed.

[Purposeof-Flight]

leggywillow wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Nothing brings out Anders' kinky side like having all the magic sucked out of the room.

Heh.  Hehehehehehe.

Magic sucked out indeed.

This thread makes my mind go to dirty places.

[Kawamura]

leggywillow wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Nothing brings out Anders' kinky side like having all the magic sucked out of the room.

Heh.  Hehehehehehe.

Magic sucked out indeed.

ohohohooohooho.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

When you're a warrior and your only understanding of magic comes from dad and sis, I doubt you want to think aout the naughty applications. GOSH.

[Miri1984]

Hey, there's that "dispel" spell you get. Mages can do it to each other as well. Not to mention DA:O Mana Clash.

[upsettingshorts]

leggywillow wrote...

Heh.  Hehehehehehe.

Magic sucked out indeed.

"Are you sure?"
"Yes, that'll get Justice out.  I'm certain."
"I don't know about this."
"Keep going.  Trust me."

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 28 mars 2011 - 04:12 .

[Ashwraith]

Okay, this made me laugh. (It's even sort of almost relevant!) : D

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Just gonna say it again.





Stonefist.

[Rinji the Bearded]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

When you're a warrior and your only understanding of magic comes from dad and sis, I doubt you want to think aout the naughty applications. GOSH.

Mommy Hawke> Has he tried to use electricity on you yet?  Best ground yourself--
Warrior!Hawke> *SPUTTER*

[Kawamura]

DDDD:

That -- that's an accident waiting to happen. And not a good, "Oh, look what I found out" accident. But, like, a "we need to stop the internal bleeding now" accident.

[leggywillow]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Heh.  Hehehehehehe.

Magic sucked out indeed.

"Are you sure?"
"Yes, that'll get Justice out.  I'm certain."
"I don't know about this."
"Keep going.  Trust me."

XD

"Look, we've been doing this at least once a day for three years now.  It isn't working!"
"Uhhh... it takes a while.  It's working, I promise."
"Gosh, this Tevinter ritual must be complicated."

[Purposeof-Flight]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

When you're a warrior and your only understanding of magic comes from dad and sis, I doubt you want to think aout the naughty applications. GOSH.

Mommy Hawke> Has he tried to use electricity on you yet?  Best ground yourself--
Warrior!Hawke> *SPUTTER*

Holy mother of awkward.

[Isaantia]

Ashwraith wrote...

Okay, this made me laugh. (It's even sort of almost relevant!) : D

<img snip!>

bwhahahahaha!

[mellifera]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

When you're a warrior and your only understanding of magic comes from dad and sis, I doubt you want to think aout the naughty applications. GOSH.

Mommy Hawke> Has he tried to use electricity on you yet?  Best ground yourself--
Warrior!Hawke> *SPUTTER*

MamaHawke: I think the time has come for you to inherit these, my son. I have never been prouder of you! Use them well. :')

Modifié par yukidama, 28 mars 2011 - 04:16 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Mommy Hawke> Has he tried to use electricity on you yet?  Best ground yourself--
Warrior!Hawke> *SPUTTER*

Mama Hawke > Honey, touch something metal. Have you been feeling a lot of static discharge lately?
Hawke > HAHA NO MOM I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STATIC OR DISCHARGE. HAHAHA.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 mars 2011 - 04:17 .

[Jean]

Oh god

[Kawamura]

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

He needs to be more open-minded! What's the point of having phenomenal cosmic powers if you can't use them during sex? YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS IF YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH A MAGE, MAN.

When you're a warrior and your only understanding of magic comes from dad and sis, I doubt you want to think aout the naughty applications. GOSH.

Mommy Hawke> Has he tried to use electricity on you yet?  Best ground yourself--
Warrior!Hawke> *SPUTTER*

MamaHawke: I think the time has come for you to inherit these, my son. I have never been prouder of you! Use them well. :')

Stupid sex galoshes.

[upsettingshorts]

The third prong is for grounding.

[Miri1984]

OMG. Sex Galoshes. WIN. Pure win.