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[ipgd]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

...Wait, he doesn't have a chance to. He's ALWAYS in my party.  

There's a reason for the chastity robes. It would be awfully awkward if you discovered he was wearing your underwear, wouldn't it?

[Ryzaki]

Trophonius wrote...

Not going to lie, but from Awakening, I was already expecting Anders to be a walking STD. Syphillis, herpes, and crabs included. >_<

That's why he knows how to treat them so well.  

[Sialater]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

The key is to the cellar right by Anders' clinic.
That way if the templars show up, he has a quick escape.

(Think Birthright quest...when you enter the cellar entrance right by the clinic, which leads to your estate? Basically, Hawke is giving him the key to THAT.)

or more likely just intermittently abandon his patients to sniff Hawke's laundry

...Wait, he doesn't have a chance to. He's ALWAYS in my party.  

I'm afraid Anna Hawke will be giving him plenty of opportunity for sneaking off and obsessing over her underwear drawer.  She prefers the broody elf with the big sword.   What can I say, she's got issues.  Just... not the same ones as Margaret.

[Sarah1281]

@thenyxie: Callum? Do mean Cammen?

[mellifera]

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

...Wait, he doesn't have a chance to. He's ALWAYS in my party.  

There's a reason for the chastity robes. It would be awfully awkward if you discovered he was wearing your underwear, wouldn't it?

See, this is why I am against the shirtless Anders mod with a male Hawke. SAME UNDERWEAR ANDERS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

[Sialater]

Ryzaki wrote...

Trophonius wrote...

Not going to lie, but from Awakening, I was already expecting Anders to be a walking STD. Syphillis, herpes, and crabs included. >_<

That's why he knows how to treat them so well.  

*snerk*

And I got the drown in blood line with a snarky Hawke who took every single flirt line ever.

[Trophonius]

Ryzaki wrote...

Trophonius wrote...

Not going to lie, but from Awakening, I was already expecting Anders to be a walking STD. Syphillis, herpes, and crabs included. >_<

That's why he knows how to treat them so well.  

In other words, a total turnoff. No amount of healing can save that knowledge now.

[Threeparts]

Going through my screenshots folder, so have a drive-by happy!Anders image dump:






He smiles far too rarely.

[Rinji the Bearded]

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

...Wait, he doesn't have a chance to. He's ALWAYS in my party.  

There's a reason for the chastity robes. It would be awfully awkward if you discovered he was wearing your underwear, wouldn't it?

See, this is why I am against the shirtless Anders mod with a male Hawke. SAME UNDERWEAR ANDERS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

Keran was wearing the same underwear too.  That cute little Templar initiate.

[Ryzaki]

Sialater wrote...
*snerk*

And I got the drown in blood line with a snarky Hawke who took every single flirt line ever.

I got it once with my overly diplomatic good guy mage. (The one time I friendshipmanced Anders). 

Trophonius wrote...

In other words, a total turnoff. No amount of healing can save that knowledge now.

Look at it this way. Your Hawke can sleep around Kirkwall and never have to worry about any permanet adverse sideffects. 

[Sialater]

Trophonius wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Trophonius wrote...

Not going to lie, but from Awakening, I was already expecting Anders to be a walking STD. Syphillis, herpes, and crabs included. >_<

That's why he knows how to treat them so well.  

In other words, a total turnoff. No amount of healing can save that knowledge now.

Well, he's all better now... and apparently, what with all the aching... rather celibate.

[mellifera]

RinjiRenee wrote...

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

...Wait, he doesn't have a chance to. He's ALWAYS in my party.  

There's a reason for the chastity robes. It would be awfully awkward if you discovered he was wearing your underwear, wouldn't it?

See, this is why I am against the shirtless Anders mod with a male Hawke. SAME UNDERWEAR ANDERS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

Keran was wearing the same underwear too.  That cute little Templar initiate.

At least with Keran there's no nagging thought in the back of Hawke's head that he stole them from him. With Keran it's like,  you shop at the same clothes store. With Anders it's like " Those look familiar...  Oh well, off with them anyway."

Modifié par yukidama, 28 mars 2011 - 08:40 .

[SurelyForth]

AndreaDraco wrote...
Also, sorry to insist but I'm really curious... what do I have to do to get the "drown in blood" line?

I believe it's the first conversation you have with him in Act 2, when you visit his clinic. I've gotten it by taking Diplomatic and Sarcastic conversation choices. I also flirted with him in Act 1.

[nyxocity]

SurelyForth wrote...

thenyxie wrote...
I'd say we have to make fun of him so we don't cry, but then I remember TONS of making fun of Alistair going on back in the day, too. All done with love, of course. One of my favorites was always how your Warden could sleep w/ Callum even if you and Alistair were romantically involved, and he just... says nothing.

The original Alistair gush thread was pretty much troll proof because so many of us tortured him on our own. Being made to run around in nothing but the Thane Helmet and a smile was the least of his concerns.

*misses being able to make Anders fight naked at will*

Hee! And naked joinings. Oh, those were the good old days.

I think there is something about Anders and Alistair in particular that invites us to make fun of them. They both kind of like it

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Threeparts wrote...

Going through my screenshots folder, so have a drive-by happy!Anders image dump:



He smiles far too rarely.

This one looks less smiley and more "The things I could do to you, you have no idea. Unless you're a mage I guess."

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 28 mars 2011 - 08:42 .

[AndreaDraco]

SurelyForth wrote...
I believe it's the first conversation you have with him in Act 2, when you visit his clinic. I've gotten it by taking Diplomatic and Sarcastic conversation choices. I also flirted with him in Act 1.

Thanks... I'll try

[nyxocity]

Sarah1281 wrote...

@thenyxie: Callum? Do mean Cammen?

Yep. Him. It's been a while since I played DAO, sorry.

[leggywillow]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Threeparts wrote...


He smiles far too rarely.

This one looks less smiley and more "The things I could do to you, you have no idea. Unless you're a mage I guess."

GUH.  So sexy.   Anders, you make Hawke all a-quiver.

[YamiSnuffles]

leggywillow wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Threeparts wrote...


He smiles far too rarely.

This one looks less smiley and more "The things I could do to you, you have no idea. Unless you're a mage I guess."

GUH.  So sexy.   Anders, you make Hawke all a-quiver.

I adore the smirk. He might not do it often enough, but when he does...

[TheComfyCat]

LMAO! The jokes about Anders' secret love shrine and laundry sniffing adventures are too funny!

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Going through my screenshots folder, so have a drive-by happy!Anders image dump:



He smiles far too rarely.

This one looks less smiley and more "The things I could do to you, you have no idea. Unless you're a mage I guess."

Cue inevitable show of one-upmanship that ends with someone getting their hair burned off and... parts singed. Thank god for healing spells and insta-hair fixes via the Black Emporium.

[AndreaDraco]

SurelyForth wrote...

AndreaDraco wrote...
Also, sorry to insist but I'm really curious... what do I have to do to get the "drown in blood" line?

I believe it's the first conversation you have with him in Act 2, when you visit his clinic. I've gotten it by taking Diplomatic and Sarcastic conversation choices. I also flirted with him in Act 1.

Yes. It's there. I chose the Heart option (You need a safer place), whereas, if you choose the diplomatic options, Anders says that he fears for Hawke's safety too and that's where the line is

Thanks ^^

[Siduri]

Pseudocognition wrote...

This one looks less smiley and more "The things I could do to you, you have no idea.

*fans self*

I'll be in my bunk.

[SurelyForth]

Threeparts wrote...

Going through my screenshots folder, so have a drive-by happy!Anders image dump:




He smiles far too rarely.

His eeeeeeeeyes! I don't care if he has an entire Room of Crazy and a second, secret, manifesto entitled "Why I Am The Only One Who Can Ever Appreciate The Splendor That Is Hawke And All Others Can DIAF", all he'd have to do is look at me like that and I'd be gone.

[Anna Rardin]

Sialater wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

The key is to the cellar right by Anders' clinic.
That way if the templars show up, he has a quick escape.

(Think Birthright quest...when you enter the cellar entrance right by the clinic, which leads to your estate? Basically, Hawke is giving him the key to THAT.)

or more likely just intermittently abandon his patients to sniff Hawke's laundry

...Wait, he doesn't have a chance to. He's ALWAYS in my party.  

I'm afraid Anna Hawke will be giving him plenty of opportunity for sneaking off and obsessing over her underwear drawer.  She prefers the broody elf with the big sword.   What can I say, she's got issues.  Just... not the same ones as Margaret.

You know what I find oddly creepy (but intriguing as well)? ... That your Hawke's names are the same as mine and my sister's o____o

Modifié par Anna Rardin, 28 mars 2011 - 08:53 .