kalyn33 wrote...
Too bad Hawke's dad is not alive... there could have been some equally-awesome "If you touch my little girl, I am fully specced in Entropy and I'll shrivel your man-bits" conversations.
Ohhohoho, that would be a
great conversation!
Malcolm: ::crosses arms:: Just so you know, Anders, I was a Circle mage myself for a while. I know all the tricks.
Anders: Uh, tricks, sir?
Malcolm: All the devious tricks you have to sneak around and get laid without getting caught. I know them.
Anders: But--
Malcolm: Don't even
try to magic your way into my little girl's bedroom. I'll know, and I'll flip your organs inside-out.
Anders: Sir, your daughter and I are well into our twenties. I think we can make our own decisions.
Malcolm: I don't care. I will put your balls into a crushing prison if I catch you even looking at her inappropriately.
Leandra: ::smacks Malcolm in the back of the head:: Oh hush, we wouldn't even have those children if
you weren't so adept at magic-ing your way into a girl's bed.
I want to read or write Malcolm and Leandra fanfic so baaaaad!