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[SurelyForth]

@Kawamura LOL

Anders: Why do I have to sleep in the mud?
Hawke: You know why.
Anders: But we're in the middle of nowhere! There's acres of soft, grass-covered not mud all around us!
Hawke: Don't care.
Anders: *puppy dog eyes*
Hawke: It's good for your skin!
Anders: *intensifies puppy dog eyes*
Hawke: Goddammit, Anders. Fine. You can move to the outskirts of the mud, but Maker help me you have to at least pretend to be miserable.
Anders: I am miserable. Because you're way over there.
Hawke: ...
Hawke: ****.

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Well, I loved Friedrich before, but it's got to be Hansel now. He's got the long blond hair and everything!

So does that make Fenris Zoolander? Yeah, he's gotta be, just so he can start "The Fenris Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too".

Oh, this is making me laugh so, so hard. This is what Hawke does for Fenris after he gets shirty with her for giving him a book. That he can't read because he was a slaaaaaave.

Also, Fenris makes some pretty sweet faces, so that works too.

[YamiSnuffles]

I might have, um, "jokingly" told my husband that we should get married PotC style. Crazy pirate wedding DLC would be the best thing ever. Or, if people don't want any of their characters and LIs to get married, it can just be the sweetest pirate party ever.

[Sable Rhapsody]

leggywillow wrote...
This is so much win!

Does that make Meredith Mugatu?

Meredith: They're all blood mages!  Doesn't anybody notice this?!  I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

Lyrium idol...crazy pills...same difference 

[Threeparts]

My, marriage is, like, getting all blessed by Andraste, right? So, like, it's the Chantry again, man. They're running your life, man. They're watching you. It's total oppression. Man, **** that. **** the Chantry, man, we don't need some saint telling us that we're allowed to love each other.

[nodice]

Sialater wrote...

No, but then, no one except Varric says Carver's last name, either. He doesn't even say his full name when he learns about his namesake.

It's a nice touch. Especially with Carver, he doesn't feel, I'd imagine, being Carver Hawke, just Carver, because of his sister's strong indetification to the Hawke family name.

I personally liked how they managed to bring the absence of Hawke's first name to the game so smoothly. Carver never calls Hawke anything but "sister", except when he writes her, then it's "dear X". I see a total change of tone here. Hawke on the other hand calls her brother Carver cause he's her little brother.

It's cute when Varric says those "Hawke siblings" lines. Cullen's "I knew an Amell once" is absolutely heart warming <3

[Kawamura]

Threeparts wrote...

My, marriage is, like, getting all blessed by Andraste, right? So, like, it's the Chantry again, man. They're running your life, man. They're watching you. It's total oppression. Man, **** that. **** the Chantry, man, we don't need some saint telling us that we're allowed to love each other.

Man, you ever think about how, like, Andraste was married to the Maker, right?

But did they, you know, did they get it on? Did he shank her jory? 'cause, like, man, that would be cool. Hey. Dude. Don't boggart the leaf. Puff puff pas-- oh, hey, Justice, didn't see you there. No, keep it.

[YamiSnuffles]

Kawamura wrote...

Haaah.

Hawke drunk off their ass going, "I'm my moooootheeeeer. Maker save me, I'm my moooootheeeer." Then possibly barfing on Anders at the end.

That would be the best thing.

Bwahahaha. This needs to happen now. Although, getting barf out of lovely feather pauldrons would be a pain. I would say he could magic them clean, but according to Wynne, that's not what magic is for. =P

[HollyGolightlyReads]

Okay, so there's an Anders playlist? That's awesome. How about some Depeche Mode? Basically every song is about tortured romance/power/domination/revolution, and they are DAMN good. I think Anders would make a rather good reluctant rock star. There's something about him that reminds me of Kurt Cobain, besides the endearing unwashed-ness.

[Sjofn]

SurelyForth wrote...

@Kawamura LOL

Anders: Why do I have to sleep in the mud?
Hawke: You know why.
Anders: But we're in the middle of nowhere! There's acres of soft, grass-covered not mud all around us!
Hawke: Don't care.
Anders: *puppy dog eyes*
Hawke: It's good for your skin!
Anders: *intensifies puppy dog eyes*
Hawke: Goddammit, Anders. Fine. You can move to the outskirts of the mud, but Maker help me you have to at least pretend to be miserable.
Anders: I am miserable. Because you're way over there.
Hawke: ...
Hawke: ****.

Not gonna lie, that totally made me go "awwwwwww."

[Kawamura]

SurelyForth wrote...

@Kawamura LOL

Anders: Why do I have to sleep in the mud?
Hawke: You know why.
Anders: But we're in the middle of nowhere! There's acres of soft, grass-covered not mud all around us!
Hawke: Don't care.
Anders: *puppy dog eyes*
Hawke: It's good for your skin!
Anders: *intensifies puppy dog eyes*
Hawke: Goddammit, Anders. Fine. You can move to the outskirts of the mud, but Maker help me you have to at least pretend to be miserable.
Anders: I am miserable. Because you're way over there.
Hawke: ...
Hawke: ****.

.

This is their relationship. Exactly it. And then Anders slowly creeps over and Hawke allows it.

AND THEN THE DOG JUMPS ON THEM.

Modifié par Kawamura, 29 mars 2011 - 06:54 .

[mellifera]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...
It's ISABELA we're talking about here.  She'd probably ask if she could watch on their wedding night 

Kawamura wrote...
Of course pirates do gay marriage. What the hell kinda question is that?

You guys are right I am so sorry D: Lol.

I don't think my Hawke would take the gay pirate wedding anyway, though it'd probably be like, the most fun thing anyone could come up with. They can just have a crazy general pirate party instead.

Goddamn, I love Isabela.

[Sialater]

leggywillow wrote...

Sialater wrote...
I think Nodice is correct. The eldest inherits the last name/title no matter the gender. Technically, Leandra never stopped being Amell, which means Hawke is Amell. And who's to say Hawke wasn't just the latest alias their father had to hide them under?

Well, Gamlen mentions "that Hawke fellow" Leandra ran off with, so that's probably Malcolm' real surname, since I don't know how Gamlen would know otherwise.

Really?  I don't remember Gamlen ever calling him anything other than "That apostate."

[Kawamura]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Haaah.

Hawke drunk off their ass going, "I'm my moooootheeeeer. Maker save me, I'm my moooootheeeer." Then possibly barfing on Anders at the end.

That would be the best thing.

Bwahahaha. This needs to happen now. Although, getting barf out of lovely feather pauldrons would be a pain. I would say he could magic them clean, but according to Wynne, that's not what magic is for. =P

Hawke: Oh, Andraste's privates, my head is killing me. Set fire to me no-- wait. Anders? Why is there a ring on my finger?
Anders: We're married, love, we're going to be together forever.
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Anders: *hums as he works at getting slightly-soggy hardtack out of his feathers*
Hawke: D:
Hawke: ... **** me with a rusty rake.

Modifié par Kawamura, 29 mars 2011 - 06:58 .

[Sjofn]

Sialater wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Sialater wrote...
I think Nodice is correct. The eldest inherits the last name/title no matter the gender. Technically, Leandra never stopped being Amell, which means Hawke is Amell. And who's to say Hawke wasn't just the latest alias their father had to hide them under?

Well, Gamlen mentions "that Hawke fellow" Leandra ran off with, so that's probably Malcolm' real surname, since I don't know how Gamlen would know otherwise.

Really?  I don't remember Gamlen ever calling him anything other than "That apostate."

When you visit him in Act 3 or whatever, he says it.

[Zep Rowsdower]

leggywillow wrote...

This is so much win!

Does that make Meredith Mugatu?

Meredith: They're all blood mages!  Doesn't anybody notice this?!  I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

haha oh man that works out TOO PERFECTLY. Hmm... would Orsino be Maury?

SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, this is making me laugh so, so
hard. This is what Hawke does for Fenris after he gets shirty with her
for giving him a book. That he can't read because he was a slaaaaaave.

Also, Fenris makes some pretty sweet faces, so that works too.

"There comes a time when you must turn and face the tiger LA TIGRA"

[leggywillow]

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

This is so much win!

Does that make Meredith Mugatu?

Meredith: They're all blood mages!  Doesn't anybody notice this?!  I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

haha oh man that works out TOO PERFECTLY. Hmm... would Orsino be Maury?

Hahahahaha, oh man, this is working out so perfectly.  It's alarming.

[YamiSnuffles]

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Haaah.

Hawke drunk off their ass going, "I'm my moooootheeeeer. Maker save me, I'm my moooootheeeer." Then possibly barfing on Anders at the end.

That would be the best thing.

Bwahahaha. This needs to happen now. Although, getting barf out of lovely feather pauldrons would be a pain. I would say he could magic them clean, but according to Wynne, that's not what magic is for. =P

Hawke: Oh, Andraste's privates, my head is killing me. Set fire to me no-- wait. Anders? Why is there a ring on my finger?
Anders: We're married, love, we're going to be together forever.
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Anders: *hums as he works at getting slightly-soggy hardtack out of his feathers*
Hawke: D:
Hawke: ... **** me with a rusty rake.

Somehow I imagine Anders humming the bridal march: www.youtube.com/watch . Hawke could sob in tune with it.

[Zep Rowsdower]

leggywillow wrote...

Hahahahaha, oh man, this is working out so perfectly.  It's alarming.

AND CULLEN IS KATINKA ahhhhhh

[Kawamura]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Haaah.

Hawke drunk off their ass going, "I'm my moooootheeeeer. Maker save me, I'm my moooootheeeer." Then possibly barfing on Anders at the end.

That would be the best thing.

Bwahahaha. This needs to happen now. Although, getting barf out of lovely feather pauldrons would be a pain. I would say he could magic them clean, but according to Wynne, that's not what magic is for. =P

Hawke: Oh, Andraste's privates, my head is killing me. Set fire to me no-- wait. Anders? Why is there a ring on my finger?
Anders: We're married, love, we're going to be together forever.
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Anders: *hums as he works at getting slightly-soggy hardtack out of his feathers*
Hawke: D:
Hawke: ... **** me with a rusty rake.

Somehow I imagine Anders humming the bridal march: www.youtube.com/watch . Hawke could sob in tune with it.

Yeeeeah. Anders' would. He totally would.

For all my Hawke's manly mc manliness, this is his response to marriage. Amy's parts. Paul is Anders.

Because when I'm not doing science, I do like to play the stereotype and love musicals.

Modifié par Kawamura, 29 mars 2011 - 07:06 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Haaah.

Hawke drunk off their ass going, "I'm my moooootheeeeer. Maker save me, I'm my moooootheeeer." Then possibly barfing on Anders at the end.

That would be the best thing.

Bwahahaha. This needs to happen now. Although, getting barf out of lovely feather pauldrons would be a pain. I would say he could magic them clean, but according to Wynne, that's not what magic is for. =P

Hawke: Oh, Andraste's privates, my head is killing me. Set fire to me no-- wait. Anders? Why is there a ring on my finger?
Anders: We're married, love, we're going to be together forever.
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Hawke: D:
Anders: *hums as he works at getting slightly-soggy hardtack out of his feathers*
Hawke: D:
Hawke: ... **** me with a rusty rake.

Somehow I imagine Anders humming the bridal march: www.youtube.com/watch . Hawke could sob in tune with it.

Yeeeeah. Anders' would. He totally would.

For all my Hawke's manly mc manliness, this is his response to marriage. Amy's parts. Paul is Anders.

Because when I'm not doing science, I do like to play the stereotype and love musicals.

Your poor Hawke. Anders will make him crazier than... well, Anders. Good thing it's at least a super drunken pirate wedding so maybe he can drink away all memories of it ever happening. Or jump off the boat when Anders isn't looking.

[Dunizel]

YamiSnuffles wrote...


Your poor Hawke. Anders will make him crazier than... well, Anders. Good thing it's at least a super drunken pirate wedding so maybe he can drink away all memories of it ever happening. Or jump off the boat when Anders isn't looking.

I doubt he can drink away the memories. Justice doesn't allow it

[Kawamura]

Or Varric and him can just sing "I'm on a boat" and try to ignore the fact that Anders has stopped calling Hawke "love" and has moved onto "hubby".

Look, if you don't marry the nutty apostate, it's-- it doesn't count, all right?

Modifié par Kawamura, 29 mars 2011 - 07:27 .

[mellifera]

Kawamura wrote...



Or Varric and him can just sing "I'm on a boat" and try to ignore the fact that Anders has stopped calling Hawke "love" and has moved onto "hubby".

Look, if you don't marry the nutty apostate, it's-- it doesn't count, all right?

Poor Hawke 

[YamiSnuffles]

This is perhaps a little too cute, but I just saw this on deviantArt.



by changcc.deviantart.com/

[Camilladilla]

Daaaw

I like how the bib's more like a kerchief in that design. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE BIB.