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Camilladilla wrote...

Daaaw

I like how the bib's more like a kerchief in that design. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE BIB.


Justice is a dribbler. True story.

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Camilladilla wrote...

Daaaw

I like how the bib's more like a kerchief in that design. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE BIB.


So that templar guts don't dirty his dress during dinner.

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Camilladilla wrote...
I like how the bib's more like a kerchief in that design. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE BIB.


Anders has to be ready to snack on templars at any time!

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Kolotosa wrote...

Camilladilla wrote...

Daaaw

I like how the bib's more like a kerchief in that design. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE BIB.


Justice is a dribbler. True story.


Pfft, Hawke's got it right. A dribble shelf is where it's at.

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Zep Rowsdower wrote...

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Well, I loved Friedrich before, but it's got to be Hansel now. He's got the long blond hair and everything!

So
does that make Fenris Zoolander? Yeah, he's gotta be, just so he can
start "The Fenris Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want To Learn
To Do Other Stuff Good Too".


God you almost made me laugh to death with that [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

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Zep Rowsdower wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

This is so much win!

Does that make Meredith Mugatu?

Meredith: They're all blood mages!  Doesn't anybody notice this?!  I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

haha oh man that works out TOO PERFECTLY. Hmm... would Orsino be Maury?

SurelyForth wrote...

Oh, this is making me laugh so, so
hard. This is what Hawke does for Fenris after he gets shirty with her
for giving him a book. That he can't read because he was a slaaaaaave.

Also, Fenris makes some pretty sweet faces, so that works too.

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"There comes a time when you must turn and face the tiger LA TIGRA"

Ha ha ha! How am I supposed to take Fenris seriously, now? That'll be going through my head every time I recruit him, now.

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SurelyForth wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

We totally know Anders's real name.  It's Friedrich von Sparklefingers.

I kind of want Anders' real name to be Hansel.

Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel.


Well, I loved Friedrich before, but it's got to be Hansel now. He's got the long blond hair and everything!


You know, I was planning on writing a crackfic that had Nathaniel vs Fenris in a Mother****g Brood Off contest, but given Anders being likened to Hansel, I almost feel like I should make it Fenris vs. Anders.

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Nathaniel is no longer the Brood King. Given his cameo appearance, he seems pretty well adjusted and focused.

And it makes me want him more, ffffff.

BTW: "There comes a time when you must turn and face LA TIGRA" is now my new phrase.

Modifié par RinjiRenee, 29 mars 2011 - 08:03 .


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Tasmen wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

We totally know Anders's real name.  It's Friedrich von Sparklefingers.

I kind of want Anders' real name to be Hansel.

Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel.


Well, I loved Friedrich before, but it's got to be Hansel now. He's got the long blond hair and everything!


You know, I was planning on writing a crackfic that had Nathaniel vs Fenris in a Mother****g Brood Off contest, but given Anders being likened to Hansel, I almost feel like I should make it Fenris vs. Anders.


Nathaniel can be David Duchovny's character!  The retired model guy.  It's PERFECT.

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Nathaniel is no longer the Brood King. Given his cameo appearance, he seems pretty well adjusted and focused.

And it makes me want him more, ffffff.


I agree with you, wish there was a flirt option or something

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Nathaniel is no longer the Brood King. Given his cameo appearance, he seems pretty well adjusted and focused.

And it makes me want him more, ffffff.

BTW: "There comes a time when you must turn and face LA TIGRA" is now my new phrase.


I'm with you there on Nate. 

@leggywillow Lol... Nathaniel Howe, retired brood model.

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I had a question, and forgot it with all this awesome Zoolander stuff. Am I screwing up the romance if, in the first Act II convo, I pick the first flirt line than the next two aggressive options? When I do, Anders ends the conversation by saying he won't give up fighting and sooner or later everyone will have to pick a side. If I pick the first flirt line, the first aggressive, and the second as comedic/diplomatic, it goes into more flirt options and "You don't want to get involved with an apostate."

The problem is I'm trying to rivalmance him and if I don't pick the second aggressive option I get 30 friendship points. The first way gets me 20 rivalry points, but I'm wondering if it ticks him off enough that it ends the romance.

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Tasmen wrote...

@leggywillow Lol... Nathaniel Howe, retired broodmother


For a moment there I saw things.. :?

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So comparing Anders to Zoolander's Hansel made me think of this possible Anders/Warden reunion

Anders: So I'm climbing to the top of the Chantry to plant a bomb when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Anders, haven't you been drinking lyrium for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Warden: And?
Anders: And it was. I was totally fine.  I've never even been to Kirkwall.

Modifié par leggywillow, 29 mars 2011 - 08:11 .


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nodice wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

@leggywillow Lol... Nathaniel Howe, retired broodmother


For a moment there I saw things.. :?


That's exactly how I read it at first. It killed some of the lol's.

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

nodice wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

@leggywillow Lol... Nathaniel Howe, retired broodmother


For a moment there I saw things.. :?


That's exactly how I read it at first. It killed some of the lol's.


So is the broodmother the broodiest of all?

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

nodice wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

@leggywillow Lol... Nathaniel Howe, retired broodmother


For a moment there I saw things.. :?


That's exactly how I read it at first. It killed some of the lol's.


You are not alone in that :sick:

BRB photoshopping Nate's head on a broodmother's body ^_^

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leggywillow wrote...

So comparing Anders to Zoolander's Hansel made me think of this possible Anders/Warden reunion

Anders: So I'm climbing to the top of the Chantry to plant a bomb when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Anders, haven't you been drinking lyrium for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Warden: And?
Anders: And it was. I was totally fine.  I've never even been to Kirkwall.


Omigosh. Omigosh. :lol: My stomach hurts from laughing. Stop it.

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Camilladilla wrote...

Daaaw

I like how the bib's more like a kerchief in that design. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THE BIB.


I'm pretty sure the bib is supposed to be a nod to his Dr. Anders day job. Instead of having some refugee groupie there to mop his forehead during surgery/childbirth/lectures on STDs, he uses his bib.

leggywillow wrote...

So comparing Anders to Zoolander's Hansel made me think of this possible Anders/Warden reunion

Anders: So I'm climbing to the top of the Chantry to plant a bomb when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Anders, haven't you been drinking lyrium for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Warden: And?
Anders: And it was. I was totally fine.  I've never even been to Kirkwall.


*dies*

Modifié par SurelyForth, 29 mars 2011 - 08:15 .


#9645
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leggywillow wrote...

So comparing Anders to Zoolander's Hansel made me think of this possible Anders/Warden reunion

Anders: So I'm climbing to the top of the Chantry to plant a bomb when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Anders, haven't you been drinking lyrium for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Warden: And?
Anders: And it was. I was totally fine.  I've never even been to Kirkwall.


Hawke is a figment of his imagination, oh snap.

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leggywillow wrote...

So comparing Anders to Zoolander's Hansel made me think of this possible Anders/Warden reunion

Anders: So I'm climbing to the top of the Chantry to plant a bomb when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Anders, haven't you been drinking lyrium for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Warden: And?
Anders: And it was. I was totally fine.  I've never even been to Kirkwall.


*LMAO*

Oh, if ONLY. 

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leggywillow wrote...

So comparing Anders to Zoolander's Hansel made me think of this possible Anders/Warden reunion

Anders: So I'm climbing to the top of the Chantry to plant a bomb when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Anders, haven't you been drinking lyrium for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Warden: And?
Anders: And it was. I was totally fine.  I've never even been to Kirkwall.


While sad for my Hawke, that would be awesome.

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Maybe he pulls the bib up as a mask? or maybe he just follows the "hang whatever **** you find on your body" school of fashion. Which I support.

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Camilladilla wrote...

You are not alone in that :sick:

BRB photoshopping Nate's head on a broodmother's body ^_^


Oh god no. Dwarven broodmothers are understandably fugly, but human broodmothers...er, fathers (in Nate's case) is going too far.

The thought of Nate pasted on The Mother....*shivers*
but the process itself would entail that darkspawn babies are coming out of somewhere, which Nate, uh, doesn't have.

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yukidama wrote...


Hawke is a figment of his imagination, oh snap.


And suddenly we're in David Lynch territory.