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[leggywillow]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Though Meredith and Orsino have enough rivalry points for a romance. 

Can't snark Hawk say something about they need to stop fighting or people will assume they're a couple? I can't remember the exact line.

Snarky Hawke says "The way you two carry on, people will talk."

It's great; I love that line.  Orsino and Meredith really need to bang it out.

[ipgd]

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Everyone in DA2 needs to get laid, seriously. Those poor mages weren't allowed to have relations. I'd be pretty freaking sad and desperate too.

Everyone! Back in the pile!

[Ryzaki]

YamiSnuffles wrote...


Can't snark Hawk say something about they need to stop fighting or people will assume they're a couple? I can't remember the exact line.

Yeah. I lol'd.

RinjiRenee wrote...

Everyone in DA2 needs to get laid, seriously. Those poor mages weren't allowed to have relations. I'd be pretty freaking sad and desperate too.

This explains everything.
 

Seriously though why do the Templars care if they screw? As long as they're not making babies enmasse I wouldn't give a hoot. Plus pent up sexual frustration is bad. You'd think the templars would know this. 

Stupid templars. You lot can at least go to the brothel. (Those of you that aren't disgusting pricks and raping your charges). Mages should be allowed to have some fun too. <_< 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 12:32 .

[Hellosanta]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Everyone in DA2 needs to get laid, seriously. Those poor mages weren't allowed to have relations. I'd be pretty freaking sad and desperate too.

The Circle in Ferelden was much of fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Anders said so.

[mesmerizedish]

ipgd wrote...

*snip*

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

I'm still waiting for someone to write a Seb/Elthina pornographic fanfic.

[Rinji the Bearded]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

ipgd wrote...

*snip*

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

I'm still waiting for someone to write a Seb/Elthina pornographic fanfic.

Oh god I

I just NO STOP *sets self on fire and runs out the nearest window*

[Ryzaki]

And on the note of DAO having hard choices? Uh...no. Every major bad decision had a failsafe (or a third option.)

Romancing Alistair sure you had to do the DR but everything else was smooth sailing. Didn't want to be a mistress? Don't make him king. Want to be with him and make him king? Roll a HN or become his mistress.  You don't want either? Well you have plenty of other choices so suck it up. You want to make sure he remains in a mostly cold marriage? Harden him, marry him to Anora and become his mistress. You even get the benefits of her politically savvy helping rule the country. 
If I wanted to commit US in a romace with Alistair? Leave him at the gates. So on and so forth. There were multiple ways to get what you want. (Within reason. I couldn't get Alistair and my PC to head for Orlais sadly. Despite that being something I would've done.) 

DA2 has too much railroading already. It doesn't need more. (Granted I don't mind Anders not being able to side with templars. I just mind him doing a comple 180 on the rivalry path when you side with mages). 

There were plenty of ways to get happy endings in origins. Doesn't help that all the DR ominousness doesn't seem to affect the PC at all. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 12:45 .

[silver-crescent]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

ipgd wrote...

*snip*

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

I'm still waiting for someone to write a Seb/Elthina pornographic fanfic.

Wow... just wow. Somehow that made me dislike Sebastian even more. I didn't even think that was possible.

[ipgd]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

ipgd wrote...

*snip*

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

I'm still waiting for someone to write a Seb/Elthina pornographic fanfic.

why

stop

it hurts

[Miri1984]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

[Camilladilla]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

ipgd wrote...

*snip*

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

I'm still waiting for someone to write a Seb/Elthina pornographic fanfic.

TIME TO GO POST THIS ON THE KINKMEME!

[mesmerizedish]

That's me. I'm a helper

[EDIT] Great .gif, Miri :happy:

Modifié par ishmaeltheforsaken, 31 mars 2011 - 12:44 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

And on the note of DAO having hard choices? Uh...no. Every major bad decision had a failsafe (or a third option.)

Romancing Alistair sure you had to do the DR but everything else was smooth sailing. Didn't want to be a mistress? Don't make him king. Want to be with him and make him king? Roll a HN or become his mistress.

I life of luxury and cheese....

As for the Seb/Elthina pornfic..

Sebastian reached out for Elthina's arm, grasping it tightly and pulling her back into his arms. "You have no idea how long I have yearned for you", he says with a soft whisper. Elthina stares at Sebastian's rippling chest. "We must fight it Sebastian. It's a test from the Maker himself." Sebastian frowns, "Forget about the Maker. I can no longer deny my buring passion!" Sebastian grabs the Grand Cleric's chin and feverishly kisses her...."

"OUCH! That was completely unecessary!"

"Stop stalling you stupid dwarf! Not only does that have nothing to do with the Champion I fear no amount of therapy will erase that image!"

Modifié par MelfinaofOutlawStar, 31 mars 2011 - 12:45 .

[Mxcl]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

ipgd wrote...

*snip*

I think I've discovered the real reason why Anders blew up the chantry. It takes something drastic to cleanse that mental image.

I'm still waiting for someone to write a Seb/Elthina pornographic fanfic.

Augh! No! Please stop!

[elusivemelody]

Miri1984 wrote...

CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

This is when that creepy guy is getting a B.J. from the elf right? lol:D

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I life of luxury and cheese....

As for the Seb/Elthina pornfic..

Sebastian reached out for Elthina's arm, grasping it tightly and pulling her back into his arms. "You have no idea how long I have yearned for you", he says with a soft whisper. Elthina stares at Sebastian's rippling chest. "We must fight it Sebastian. It's a test from the Maker himself." Sebastian frowns, "Forget about the Maker. I can no longer deny my buring passion!" Sebastian grabs the Grand Cleric's chin and feverishly kisses her...."

"OUCH! That was completely unecessary!"

"Stop stalling you stupid dwarf! Not only does that have nothing to do with the Champion I fear no amount of therapy will erase that image!"

MY EYES. 

Why would you do this?  

Oh god and it continues in my mind! WHY?!?  

...And now I have a SebxElthinaxAnders threesome in my head. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 12:47 .

[leggywillow]

Hellosanta wrote...
The Circle in Ferelden was much of fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Anders said so.

If you listen carefully, when Anders says that line, you can hear my Amell and Surana going "WHOO HOO AND HELLS YEAH" all the way from Ferelden.

[Camilladilla]

leggywillow wrote...

Hellosanta wrote...
The Circle in Ferelden was much of fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Anders said so.

If you listen carefully, when Anders says that line, you can hear my Amell and Surana going "WHOO HOO AND HELLS YEAH" all the way from Ferelden.

The real reason why the Ferelden Circle mages were (mostly) so well adjusted.

[silver-crescent]

At least that would explain why Seb got so mad when the Chantry blew up.

No more GILF sex for poor Seb.

[Ryzaki]

Camilladilla wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Hellosanta wrote...
The Circle in Ferelden was much of fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Anders said so.

If you listen carefully, when Anders says that line, you can hear my Amell and Surana going "WHOO HOO AND HELLS YEAH" all the way from Ferelden.

The real reason why the Ferelden Circle mages were (mostly) so well adjusted.

No one wanted to kiss Uldred I suppose. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 12:48 .

[mesmerizedish]

silver-crescent wrote...

At least that would explain why Seb got so mad when the Chantry blew up.

No more GILF sex for poor Seb.

Did anyone else think that that scene was really poorly acted on Sebastian's part?

[ekurian]

It's bedtime for me- keeping up with you guys is hard xD
But anyway, here's the first part of my fic for you:

http://ekurian.devia...g-Ch1-202971365

[leggywillow]

Camilladilla wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Hellosanta wrote...
The Circle in Ferelden was much of fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Anders said so.

If you listen carefully, when Anders says that line, you can hear my Amell and Surana going "WHOO HOO AND HELLS YEAH" all the way from Ferelden.

The real reason why the Ferelden Circle mages were (mostly) so well adjusted.

Exactly!  Any teenager can tell you that it's hard to care about injustice or oppression or world issues when hormones are raging and that sexy mage over there is looking so fine.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I life of luxury and cheese....

As for the Seb/Elthina pornfic..

Sebastian reached out for Elthina's arm, grasping it tightly and pulling her back into his arms. "You have no idea how long I have yearned for you", he says with a soft whisper. Elthina stares at Sebastian's rippling chest. "We must fight it Sebastian. It's a test from the Maker himself." Sebastian frowns, "Forget about the Maker. I can no longer deny my buring passion!" Sebastian grabs the Grand Cleric's chin and feverishly kisses her...."

"OUCH! That was completely unecessary!"

"Stop stalling you stupid dwarf! Not only does that have nothing to do with the Champion I fear no amount of therapy will erase that image!"

MY EYES. 

Why would you do this?  

Oh god and it continues in my mind! WHY?!?  

...And now I have a SebxElthinaxAnders threesome in my head. 

"Oh, I forgot..."

Ander nibbles Sebastian's bulging shoulder. "I have to admit. I've never done it with a priest before." Sebastian throws a devilish grin towards the apostate. "Well there's a first time for everything..."

"ARGGGHHHHH!"