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Camilladilla wrote...
ALSO does anyone think Anders actually had any friends in the two games we've seen him in? Awakening he was sniping at almost everyone except the Warden and in DA2 there was... Varric and maybe Isabela?


Even in Awakening, he never let anyone close.  He just used humor to deflect people instead of DA2's surliness.  I got the definite impression that he and Oghren were friends, though.  (Yes, friends who seemed to mess with each other far more than be nice, but friends all the same.)

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Not all my Hawkettes are particularly sane.
But I think even the most insane eventually go... WTF demons spawn by themselves?!!?!?!? This is a hellhole.


My male Hawke is neurotic and extremely mean, yet jokes around with Varric and has a soft spot for Anders. Even though he completely disagrees with him half the time. <_<

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Camilladilla wrote...

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Am I the only one who keeps reading ThreePaNts instead of ThreeParts?

Speaking of which, why oh why aren't there more female developers? We need more naked hotness and better sexy scenes. With like, more details.
If Merrill can be in her undies, why can't Anders? Damnit!


Anders in his undies would be... not so pretty.


That's the default male body model NOT Anders body model.  Those buffy arms don't exist in his clothes and I refuse to believe muscles shrink in clothing!

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That wasn't the sane choice?


No it wasn't. She ditches him, stabs him in the back, and has a rash. No it's not sane. Not unless he's a glutton for punishment. 

Or wants to experience the awkwardnss of asking for one of Anders' cures. :lol:



Oh. You mean. Like, Hawke making a sane choice, not Issy making a sane choice. Got it.

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Camilladilla wrote...

Aveline when she isn't trying to court someone at least. Isabela... she's... not very stable, but compared to the others, yeah, she's sane.

ALSO does anyone think Anders actually had any friends in the two games we've seen him in? Awakening he was sniping at almost everyone except the Warden and in DA2 there was... Varric and maybe Isabela?

He seemed to be pretty friendly with Bethany. Until she dies/gets taken by the circle/joins the wardens.

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leggywillow wrote...

Camilladilla wrote...
ALSO does anyone think Anders actually had any friends in the two games we've seen him in? Awakening he was sniping at almost everyone except the Warden and in DA2 there was... Varric and maybe Isabela?


Even in Awakening, he never let anyone close.  He just used humor to deflect people instead of DA2's surliness.  I got the definite impression that he and Oghren were friends, though.  (Yes, friends who seemed to mess with each other far more than be nice, but friends all the same.)

My Hawke and Oghren would be BFFs.
I would love to see how Sebastian and Oghren interacted though. Can you say bar brawl? :o

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D:

I'm so confused when people put up fan fic linked to their name. Isn't it socially awkward?

Or did I learn in sadder times, more repressed times?


It's not my real name. And it's something that I've learned to be ok with. Like my drug addiction and random Pavarotti disease. No one has to follow the links, of course.

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Where can I see more of this glorious artwork?


It was originally posted in the pre-release fan thread by.... ****. I don't remember, I haven't got everyone's art styles memorised yet. I'm sure they'll be kind enough to post and let me know so I can add credit? :?

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Oh. You mean. Like, Hawke making a sane choice, not Issy making a sane choice. Got it.


With all the trouble that happens to anyone close to Hawke is romancing Hawke really a sane choice? 

Everyone he loves can die horribly. I'd stay far away from Mr. Doom Magnet. 

Well...that explains why I can't get any sane people. They all know better than to romance Hawke. :crying: 

*reads about other people's crazy Hawkes* 

The closest I have to crazy is my Leo who wants to stomp all over his LI's inviduality and make them his puppet. Other than that the rest of them are pretty mellow. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 04:00 .


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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Not all my Hawkettes are particularly sane.
But I think even the most insane eventually go... WTF demons spawn by themselves?!!?!?!? This is a hellhole.


My male Hawke is neurotic and extremely mean, yet jokes around with Varric and has a soft spot for Anders. Even though he completely disagrees with him half the time. <_<


LOL.  My most insane Hawke is a blood mage and she has a total crush on Anders, it's completely unhealthy and insane.
And then she beds Fenris because angry grrr sex is hot and they can talk about killing slavers together.  Yes, the way into a blood mage's heart is to talk about crushing hearts from the inside out.

She's insane. Certifiably.

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Threeparts wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

Where can I see more of this glorious artwork?


It was originally posted in the pre-release fan thread by.... ****. I don't remember, I haven't got everyone's art styles memorised yet. I'm sure they'll be kind enough to post and let me know so I can add credit? :?


I think his/her username on the forums is tarantella?

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Ryzaki wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Oh. You mean. Like, Hawke making a sane choice, not Issy making a sane choice. Got it.


With all the trouble that happens to anyone close to Hawke is romancing Hawke really a sane choice? 

Everyone he loves can die horribly. I'd stay far away from Mr. Doom Magnet. 

Well...that explains why I can't get any sane people. They all know better than to romance Hawke. :crying:


Awww that's okay.
My Hawke's name is Lucius (Lew-See-Us), and he has creepy grey eyes and slicked back dark red hair.
He attracts all the crazies, too. No worries. ^_^

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Oh. You mean. Like, Hawke making a sane choice, not Issy making a sane choice. Got it.

Isabela IS pretty much the sanest choice. She's a positive paragon of stability compared to the other options. Her problems boil down to "kinda selfish, minor trust issues". And then you look at Anders and Merrill... oh boy.

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DeaHamlet wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Not all my Hawkettes are particularly sane.
But I think even the most insane eventually go... WTF demons spawn by themselves?!!?!?!? This is a hellhole.


My male Hawke is neurotic and extremely mean, yet jokes around with Varric and has a soft spot for Anders. Even though he completely disagrees with him half the time. <_<


LOL.  My most insane Hawke is a blood mage and she has a total crush on Anders, it's completely unhealthy and insane.
And then she beds Fenris because angry grrr sex is hot and they can talk about killing slavers together.  Yes, the way into a blood mage's heart is to talk about crushing hearts from the inside out.

She's insane. Certifiably.


LMFAO! Sounds like a beautiful relationship.

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Ryzaki wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Oh. You mean. Like, Hawke making a sane choice, not Issy making a sane choice. Got it.


With all the trouble that happens to anyone close to Hawke is romancing Hawke really a sane choice? 

Everyone he loves can die horribly. I'd stay far away from Mr. Doom Magnet. 

Well...that explains why I can't get any sane people. They all know better than to romance Hawke. :crying:


Personally, if I were a LI I'd stay away from Hawke because he is far more likely to get himself killed than me. After all, most companions don't see half the things he gets up to while they're sitting around at home, they just get to hear the outlandish stories about the giant spiders, ogres, summoned ancient evils and that one time he found this dude's pants and returned them.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Not all my Hawkettes are particularly sane.
But I think even the most insane eventually go... WTF demons spawn by themselves?!!?!?!? This is a hellhole.


My male Hawke is neurotic and extremely mean, yet jokes around with Varric and has a soft spot for Anders. Even though he completely disagrees with him half the time. <_<


LOL.  My most insane Hawke is a blood mage and she has a total crush on Anders, it's completely unhealthy and insane.
And then she beds Fenris because angry grrr sex is hot and they can talk about killing slavers together.  Yes, the way into a blood mage's heart is to talk about crushing hearts from the inside out.

She's insane. Certifiably.


LMFAO! Sounds like a beautiful relationship.

It works for them, what can I say.  She loves her friends, she just hates everyone else.  :P

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My Warden always looked vaguely cross eyed. He was an adorable, redheaded scrawny elf with huge hands and possibly a lazy eye. God. So good. And they didn't just stare blankly. You forgot when they shifted their weight and crossed their arms.

Aaah. I think I get it. And jesus, yes, those arms.

I like the idea of Hawke being the reedy, tall brother and Carver being able to BREAK HIS FACE WITH HIS MEATY FISTS.

And then Hawke sets fire to him and Carver has to stop drop and roll. Good times.

You see, I have this thing. Someone always has to be shorter in the relationships I like. That's why I played elves and dwarves and hooked them up with Alistair, and my one human male hooked up with Zevran. It's a sickness and like, one of the few reasons I like Fenris with [male] Hawke, and now that I've gotten attached to the idea of a taller Anders, Hawke has to be shorter to compensate. Shorter guys are like, yukidama squee fodder, which is why I was so dead set on Varric... my heart is still broken, btw. Even more broken then before. I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT.

I like Carver being taller (not by much, maybe like an inch or two) so he can feel better about himself. And then worse when his shorter, older brother gives him verbal smackdowns over how much of a dick he's being. Good times, man. Good times.

DeaHamlet wrote...
That's the default male body model NOT Anders body model. &nbsp;Those buffy arms don't exist in his clothes and I refuse to believe muscles shrink in clothing!


It's like this! (NSFW but it is the greatest fanart on dA ever)

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Personally, if I were a LI I'd stay away from Hawke because he is far more likely to get himself killed than me. After all, most companions don't see half the things he gets up to while they're sitting around at home, they just get to hear the outlandish stories about the giant spiders, ogres, summoned ancient evils and that one time he found this dude's pants and returned them.


LOL. 

I don't know. My companions were with me when all that happened. Mostly Fenris though. So he could be dragon chow instead of me. :wizard: 

Fenris...is somewhat close to a sane romance. He doesn't backstab you at least.

I feel so bad for my good guys. 

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@Miri: Envy is AWESOME. Thanx for linking, assuming you ever see this (I shall comment on DA just in case)

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I'm going to toss a complete nonsequiter out there and hope nobody flames me for it. But if they do, no harm done. Still loving Anders, even if his costume does baffle me.

The question is this: Why does Anders wear bandages around his various limbs. He isn't injured. I make sure of that. But every time I take him out to play, he's got his wrists and knee all wrapped up. Old sports injuries?

Seeing as how his family is from the Anderfells, he's probably tall (except that DA2 doesn't have height sliders, so no tall guys), so I could understand the knee. Tall people have a predisposition to bad knees. But why the forearms?

Thoughts? Or do I just need to lay off the late-night cheese?

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Ryzaki wrote...

Threeparts wrote...
Personally, if I were a LI I'd stay away from Hawke because he is far more likely to get himself killed than me. After all, most companions don't see half the things he gets up to while they're sitting around at home, they just get to hear the outlandish stories about the giant spiders, ogres, summoned ancient evils and that one time he found this dude's pants and returned them.


LOL. 

I don't know. My companions were with me when all that happened. Mostly Fenris though. So he could be dragon chow instead of me. :wizard: 

Fenris...is somewhat close to a sane romance. He doesn't backstab you at least.

I feel so bad for my good guys. 

How stable Fenris is depends. If you interpret Danarius's little "the boy is quite skilled" comment in that way, I can see that relationship being... dysfunctional. Especially if you're another male human mage. That's one giant opportunity for resentment. He's one angry fellow no matter what.

Isabela is just chillaxin all day.

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Ryzaki wrote...

Fenris...is somewhat close to a sane romance. He doesn't backstab you at least.

I feel so bad for my good guys. 


I dunno. I suspect there's something unhealthy about a guy that sleeps with you once and then wears your house crest on his waist for the next three years while refusing to talk about what happened. People talk about Anders being creepy, but at least the dude is upfront.

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You see, I have this thing. Someone always has to be shorter in the relationships I like. That's why I played elves and dwarves and hooked them up with Alistair, and my one human male hooked up with Zevran. It's a sickness and like, one of the few reasons I like Fenris with [male] Hawke, and now that I've gotten attached to the idea of a taller Anders, Hawke has to be shorter to compensate. Shorter guys are like, yukidama squee fodder, which is why I was so dead set on Varric... my heart is still broken, btw. Even more broken then before. I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT.

I like Carver being taller (not by much, maybe like an inch or two) so he can feel better about himself. And then worse when his shorter, older brother gives him verbal smackdowns over how much of a dick he's being. Good times, man. Good times.


I like the girl being shorter/smaller in my relationships, both fictional and real.  That's why I had to pair up Zevran with my Brosca.  ^_^

It's also why I'm frighteningly fixated on the idea of Carver getting with an elf.  I'm a Carver/Tabris shipper.

I love Anders being a tall, rangy guy.  It's sexy.

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It's like this! (NSFW but it is the greatest fanart on dA ever)


AGAIN, I need bleach.  That is SO WRONG.  

I like my slender men.  Don't mess with my fantasies! :P

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I'm going to toss a complete nonsequiter out there and hope nobody flames me for it. But if they do, no harm done. Still loving Anders, even if his costume does baffle me.

The question is this: Why does Anders wear bandages around his various limbs. He isn't injured. I make sure of that. But every time I take him out to play, he's got his wrists and knee all wrapped up. Old sports injuries?

Seeing as how his family is from the Anderfells, he's probably tall (except that DA2 doesn't have height sliders, so no tall guys), so I could understand the knee. Tall people have a predisposition to bad knees. But why the forearms?

Thoughts? Or do I just need to lay off the late-night cheese?

It goes with his prettiest hobo look. Like the bib. Don't question it.