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[Ryzaki]

Trophonius wrote...
That's true. My Hawkes are...erm, let's just say they like teh sexytimes. But still, I thought the whole convo with Elthina saying that Seb shouldn't enter chantries from the backdoor was meant to be some sort of innuendo XD

My Hawkes are fine without sexy timesbut still the idea that you have to be completely chaste (especially when everyone else is screwing like rabbits *looks at templars*) is just...bleh. I'm sure the Maker wouldn't mind. Why would he care? As long as no one is having sex in the Chantry I don't see him giving a hoot. He gave people the urges for a reason no?  

And yeah the backdoor bit made me lol. 

Batteries wrote...
I think in a rivalmance he gives you 15 gold pieces after the proposal.

...and now I want to romance him for the money and then dump him right afterwards. 

Is that possible? 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 05:45 .

[Jean]

I don't know, I never did a romance with him.

[Ryzaki]

Batteries wrote...

I don't know, I never did a romance with him.

Alas. D:

I have to make a warrior to romance Fen. So they can mage hate together. 

Hm. 

2 2HDs are beasts. (on normal anyways) them with Anders/Izzy (and Varric for when Izzy ditches me) are an epic crew. 

Oh yeah and I'm a babblin idiot so if I got on anyone's nerves in the last 10 pages I apologize. 

I'm just being silly today. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 31 mars 2011 - 05:48 .

[Kawamura]

leggywillow wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
I've not seen any. Then again, my Hawke was flirting with everything right off the bat so he wouldn't be allowed them anyways.

... right? That's how it works for the femHawkes, yes? No flirting?

I still got flirt options with Seb, and my Hawkes are CONSTANTLY flirting with everybody.  Hell, I even got flirt options after Anders moved in with Hawke.  It's worth noting that the flirt options never went anywhere, though (less than usual, I mean).  The last flirt option I got seemed to lead to his "Anders is dangerous" conversation, and there was never any talk of Sebastian being interested in Hawke.

Ooooh. Okay.

I didn't do much with Sebastian. My party was pretty much full with Varric, Avaline, Anders.

I'm boring like that.

[ipgd]

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

[Kawamura]

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

[Trophonius]

Ryzaki wrote...

Trophonius wrote...
That's true. My Hawkes are...erm, let's just say they like teh sexytimes. But still, I thought the whole convo with Elthina saying that Seb shouldn't enter chantries from the backdoor was meant to be some sort of innuendo XD

My Hawkes are fine without sexy timesbut still the idea that you have to be completely chaste (especially when everyone else is screwing like rabbits *looks at templars*) is just...bleh. I'm sure the Maker wouldn't mind. Why would he care? As long as no one is having sex in the Chantry I don't see him giving a hoot. He gave people the urges for a reason no?  

And yeah the backdoor bit made me lol.

That's why he's so appealing to asexuals. Romance without sex. Then again, he's not exactly romantic. His "maybe in a next life" line was a major turnoff. Also, his proposal sounds more like a srs bznz thing to secure his position. I'd rather have the deranged, but warmhearted and charismatic revolutionary.

....there's also the fact that Seb was a playboy with 'urges'. Not the gay kind =(

[leggywillow]

Kawamura wrote...
"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

This wins all the internets!

[Ryzaki]

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

LMAO. 

Thanks for that.  

Trophonius wrote...

That's why he's so appealing to asexuals. Romance without sex. Then again, he's not exactly romantic. His "maybe in a next life" line was a major turnoff. Also, his proposal sounds more like a srs bznz thing to secure his position. I'd rather have the deranged, but warmhearted and charismatic revolutionary.

....there's also the fact that Seb was a playboy with 'urges'. Not the gay kind =(

Yeah he's not. 

LOL Trophonius. Can't blame the dude. At least he's not as enraging as this. Hawke just can't win no matter what he says. 

[ipgd]

On a random note, does anything ever come of it if you tattle on Anders to Cullen after setting up the poop bomb?

"YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING" shut up sebastian i'd punch your fat mouth if i wasn't playing a jerkass templar

[Ryzaki]

ipgd wrote...

On a random note, does anything ever come of it if you tattle on Anders to Cullen after setting up the poop bomb?

"YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING" shut up sebastian i'd punch your fat mouth if i wasn't playing a jerkass templar

No. Apparently you can tattle to Elthina too and nothing happens. 

People in Kirkwall are braindead it seems. 

[Koffeegirl]

I didn't even know you could tattle on Anders to cullen. What does he say?

[mellifera]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

*dead*

Oh god lol.

[Miri1984]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

Does anyone else watch Taggart? Because every time someone quotes Sebastian's "mardared" lines I think of that show *happy sigh*.

And also, this wins many internets. Because Bioware TOTALLY NEGLECTS religiously active Scotts.

[ipgd]

Koffeegirl wrote...

I didn't even know you could tattle on Anders to cullen. What does he say?

Basically just "thanks, I'll pass it on".

It's pretty hilarious if you do it with Anders standing right there.

[Jean]

ipgd wrote...

Koffeegirl wrote...

I didn't even know you could tattle on Anders to cullen. What does he say?

Basically just "thanks, I'll pass it on".

It's pretty hilarious if you do it with Anders standing right there.

Epic facial expression?

[Kawamura]

No, I don't watch Taggart. I do hear the Reduced Shakespeare Company's perfect scottish accents, though.

[Koffeegirl]

ipgd wrote...

Koffeegirl wrote...

I didn't even know you could tattle on Anders to cullen. What does he say?

Basically just "thanks, I'll pass it on".

It's pretty hilarious if you do it with Anders standing right there.

*.runs off to reload an old playthrough save to try this*
And yeah Chantry sure doesn't take threats seriously til it's too late huh?

[Trophonius]

Ryzaki wrote...

Trophonius wrote...

That's why he's so appealing to asexuals. Romance without sex. Then again, he's not exactly romantic. His "maybe in a next life" line was a major turnoff. Also, his proposal sounds more like a srs bznz thing to secure his position. I'd rather have the deranged, but warmhearted and charismatic revolutionary.

....there's also the fact that Seb was a playboy with 'urges'. Not the gay kind =(

Yeah he's not. 

LOL Trophonius. Can't blame the dude. At least he's not as enraging as this. Hawke just can't win no matter what he says. 

Oh wow. Never got that with Carver. I always took Anders with me during the Deep Roads expedition. Some of the stuff he said is actually douche-baggy. Maybe it's cause the Grey Warden path always makes him calm the hell down. I especially d'awwwed at their broship (is this possible with brothers?) moments in the Gallows.

[ipgd]

Batteries wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Koffeegirl wrote...

I didn't even know you could tattle on Anders to cullen. What does he say?

Basically just "thanks, I'll pass it on".

It's pretty hilarious if you do it with Anders standing right there.

Epic facial expression?

He just goes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and glares at you like he's trying to make your head explode.

[Sherbet Lemon]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

*de-lurks*

ROFL!  That is SO AWESOME!  *snicker*    Sorry to intrude, but I couldn't not post.

*back into lurking oblivion now*

[Jean]

ipgd wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Koffeegirl wrote...

I didn't even know you could tattle on Anders to cullen. What does he say?

Basically just "thanks, I'll pass it on".

It's pretty hilarious if you do it with Anders standing right there.

Epic facial expression?

He just goes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and glares at you like he's trying to make your head explode.

Bah. I want to see that. It's a rival only option though, right?

PC PLAYERS. I SUMMON THEE.

Modifié par Batteries, 31 mars 2011 - 06:12 .

[Ryzaki]

Trophonius wrote...

Oh wow. Never got that with Carver. I always took Anders with me during the Deep Roads expedition. Some of the stuff he said is actually douche-baggy. Maybe it's cause the Grey Warden path always makes him calm the hell down. I especially d'awwwed at their broship (is this possible with brothers?) moments in the Gallows.

Yeah GW Carver is pretty epic. 

Templar Carver makes me wanna kick him. At least he has a big damn heroes moment near endgame though. 

[LT123]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

Day made. MARDAR'D.

[Sjofn]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later

"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."

The "GaidAr" was a nice touch. Only one "t" in "Scot" though.