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[greatbriton]

SurelyForth wrote...

Ninche wrote...

How does he not allow him to get drunk exactly? See this little statement bothers me more than the whole chantry bomb thing. I don't like the idea of someone else nagging my boyfriend about drinking too much. That should be MY job!

My guess is he just starts hardcore moaning about it after a few drinks. It's like Anders has a nagging spouse...in his head!

Anders: Sure, I'll have another.
Justice: That will be your third.
Anders:  I know. I can't exactly lose track because of how very not drunk I am.
Justice: Getting drunk is not just.
Anders: You've never explained how, though.
Justice: It makes me dizzy.
Anders: And?
Justice: And sometimes I want to kiss that one with the dwarf.
Anders: That one with the...Bianca? You want to kiss a crossbow.
Justice: WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Anders: No we don't.
Justice: PLACES TO BE. Why don't we ever do anything I want to do?
Anders: Do I really need to answer that?
Justice: I work so hard, every day. What has that whiskey ever done for you?
Anders: Nothing, because you won't let it.
Justice: I have a headache. Take me home.
Justice: Your friends are shallow and they hate me. Hating me is not just.
Justice: Your hair is greasy.
Anders: Andraste's ass, this so isn't worth it. Fine.
Justice: ...
Justice:

omg, that just made my day.  lol

[Anarya]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Anders should have willfully misunderstood 'blow up the chantry' as 'blow everyone in the chantry'.

All of this could have been avoided.

...you know, this gets me strangely excited to see what manner of shenanigans the obligatory ****ty DA3 character will get up to. Because there will inevitably be one, right? Right? D:

Well they're 2 for 2 right now so my money's on yes.

[mellifera]

Anarya wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Anders should have willfully misunderstood 'blow up the chantry' as 'blow everyone in the chantry'.

All of this could have been avoided.

...you know, this gets me strangely excited to see what manner of shenanigans the obligatory ****ty DA3 character will get up to. Because there will inevitably be one, right? Right? D:

Well they're 2 for 2 right now so my money's on yes.

Another DW rogue? ZOMG BIOWARE CAN U LIEK, STOP? SOOOO STEREOTYPIKULZ!

[Ninche]

yukidama wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Well except for sexytimes. But I think he's just powerless to make Anders celibate, lol. Oh Anders, you card.

This made me lol.

I mean, we've met "real" Anders so you know it's true! That boy is strongly sex-motivated.

Anders should have willfully misunderstood 'blow up the chantry' as 'blow everyone in the chantry'.

All of this could have been avoided.

Ahahahahahaha ohh you crack me up

[YamiSnuffles]

Anarya wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

This just makes me think of Justice trying to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL but failing. Anders' desire for sexytimes is stronger than Justice.

If only Hawke had been oiled up and in skimpy underoos during The Last Straw, so many lives could have been saved.

Sprit possession problems? Time for some sexual healing.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Well they're 2 for 2 right now so my money's on yes.

Another DW rogue? ZOMG BIOWARE CAN U LIEK, STOP? SOOOO STEREOTYPIKULZ!

Excellent.

Also rogues are amazing shhhh.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 31 mars 2011 - 05:09 .

[leggywillow]

SurelyForth wrote...

My guess is he just starts hardcore moaning about it after a few drinks. It's like Anders has a nagging spouse...in his head!

Anders: Sure, I'll have another.
Justice: That will be your third.
Anders:  I know. I can't exactly lose track because of how very not drunk I am.
Justice: Getting drunk is not just.
Anders: You've never explained how, though.
Justice: It makes me dizzy.
Anders: And?
Justice: And sometimes I want to kiss that one with the dwarf.
Anders: That one with the...Bianca? You want to kiss a crossbow.
Justice: WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Anders: No we don't.
Justice: PLACES TO BE. Why don't we ever do anything I want to do?
Anders: Do I really need to answer that?
Justice: I work so hard, every day. What has that whiskey ever done for you?
Anders: Nothing, because you won't let it.
Justice: I have a headache. Take me home.
Justice: Your friends are shallow and they hate me. Hating me is not just.
Justice: Your hair is greasy.
Anders: Andraste's ass, this so isn't worth it. Fine.
Justice: ...
Justice:

I love this!

[ipgd]

We need a proper companion from the brothel. romance them for discounts

[Killjoy Cutter]

Ashwraith wrote...

As fond as I am of Foe Yay, I have a pretty hard time seeing Anders and Fenris together. No, not even for that.
I'd be too concerned that at any moment, someone's limbs would be forcibly removed from their body, and that would be bad and awful because I kind of need my meat shield and my buffspammer.
However, I cannot deny that the siren call of Belligerent Sexual Tension is there.
Hell, I was picking it up from Aveline and Izzy. Stuff's all over the place in this game.

People need to stop seeing sex, sexual tension, and sexual intent where there just plain isn't any.  This is one of the things I loath about the overall fanfic community -- so much "Oh, they don't get along, they must secretly be hot for each other."  What a load of unmitigated CRAP.

[Rinji the Bearded]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

As fond as I am of Foe Yay, I have a pretty hard time seeing Anders and Fenris together. No, not even for that.
I'd be too concerned that at any moment, someone's limbs would be forcibly removed from their body, and that would be bad and awful because I kind of need my meat shield and my buffspammer.
However, I cannot deny that the siren call of Belligerent Sexual Tension is there.
Hell, I was picking it up from Aveline and Izzy. Stuff's all over the place in this game.

People need to stop seeing sex, sexual tension, and sexual intent where there just plain isn't any.  This is one of the things I loath about the overall fanfic community -- so much "Oh, they don't get along, they must secretly be hot for each other."  What a load of unmitigated CRAP.

u mad?

No seriously, settle down, guy.  Ain't hurting anybody to fantasize about people who aren't even real to begin with.  You don't gotta agree.  

Modifié par RinjiRenee, 31 mars 2011 - 05:08 .

[ipgd]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

People need to stop seeing sex, sexual tension, and sexual intent where there just plain isn't any.  This is one of the things I loath about the overall fanfic community -- so much "Oh, they don't get along, they must secretly be hot for each other."  What a load of unmitigated CRAP.

jokes are serious guy

[Purposeof-Flight]

Alistair and Morrigan were secretly hot for eachother, sorry, you're just gonna have to deal with that.
As far as Anders and Fenris goes....no, no I just don't see that ever working out. I see them possibly killing eachother, but other than that, I can't imagine them making physical contact.
That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

That's practically canon. It's Varric.

[mellifera]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Alistair and Morrigan were secretly hot for eachother, sorry, you're just gonna have to deal with that.
As far as Anders and Fenris goes....no, no I just don't see that ever working out. I see them possibly killing eachother, but other than that, I can't imagine them making physical contact.
That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

Varric is sexy enough to make Sebastian do this. Fact.

Also, I hate Pseudo. A lot.

Modifié par yukidama, 31 mars 2011 - 05:13 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

That's practically canon. It's Varric.

True.

[Sialater]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

That's practically canon. It's Varric.

The chest hair alone...

And I was actually joking.  If I can't see Anders and Nate, I definitely can't see Anders and Fenris.

[Rinji the Bearded]

Anders and Fenris being ETERNAL RIVALS won't stop anyone from imagining the two having the most epic rival sex ever, just sayin'. Objectifying companions is not an unheard of concept.

I do it all the time~

[mellifera]

Sialater wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

That's practically canon. It's Varric.

The chest hair alone...

And I was actually joking.  If I can't see Anders and Nate, I definitely can't see Anders and Fenris.

It's one of those things that is incredibly aesthetically pleasing but doesn't work in the slightest without destroying canon. So I'll look, but I have to shut off the part of my brain that is shouting "WTF".

[syllogi]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

People need to stop seeing sex, sexual tension, and sexual intent where there just plain isn't any.  This is one of the things I loath about the overall fanfic community -- so much "Oh, they don't get along, they must secretly be hot for each other."  What a load of unmitigated CRAP.

I'm not even into m/m stuff (the correct answer is Isabela/Aveline ), and I don't see Fenris/Anders ever, ever happening, but now I wanna draw some sexy fanart and dedicate it to you.  

(protip:  relax, everybody is just joshin' in here)

[Rinji the Bearded]

yukidama wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

That's practically canon. It's Varric.

The chest hair alone...

And I was actually joking.  If I can't see Anders and Nate, I definitely can't see Anders and Fenris.

It's one of those things that is incredibly aesthetically pleasing but doesn't work in the slightest without destroying canon. So I'll look, but I have to shut off the part of my brain that is shouting "WTF".

Exactly.  I guess the WTFing part of my brain is just easily shut off, perhaps more so than others'.  It's like I'm fully aware that they'd actually maul each other, but I'm still like "HUUURRR."

Modifié par RinjiRenee, 31 mars 2011 - 05:20 .

[Sialater]

yukidama wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That's like Sebastian breaking his vows for Varric. -cringe-

That's practically canon. It's Varric.

The chest hair alone...

And I was actually joking.  If I can't see Anders and Nate, I definitely can't see Anders and Fenris.

It's one of those things that is incredibly aesthetically pleasing but doesn't work in the slightest without destroying canon. So I'll look, but I have to shut off the part of my brain that is shouting "WTF".

Exactly.  And I was just running with the Angel/Spike comparisons we've already made here.

[Purposeof-Flight]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Anders and Fenris being ETERNAL RIVALS won't stop anyone from imagining the two having the most epic rival sex ever, just sayin'. Objectifying companions is not an unheard of concept.

I do it all the time~

I'm about 99% sure that BioWare put Sebastian in, just so fans could write a million fanfics about him breaking his vows for Hawke and having hot repressed sex all night long.

[nyxocity]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

As fond as I am of Foe Yay, I have a pretty hard time seeing Anders and Fenris together. No, not even for that.
I'd be too concerned that at any moment, someone's limbs would be forcibly removed from their body, and that would be bad and awful because I kind of need my meat shield and my buffspammer.
However, I cannot deny that the siren call of Belligerent Sexual Tension is there.
Hell, I was picking it up from Aveline and Izzy. Stuff's all over the place in this game.

People need to stop seeing sex, sexual tension, and sexual intent where there just plain isn't any.  This is one of the things I loath about the overall fanfic community -- so much "Oh, they don't get along, they must secretly be hot for each other."  What a load of unmitigated CRAP.

Thank the Maker there are people like you out there. I'm glad SOMEONE is thinking about the ramifications of imagining sexual tension between fictional characters.

[leggywillow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
I'm about 99% sure that BioWare put Sebastian in, just so fans could write a million fanfics about him breaking his vows for Hawke and having hot repressed sex all night long.

I agree.  I can't help but think his main purpose was to create tons of fanfic about him tarnishing his purity or whatever.

[Rinji the Bearded]

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
I'm about 99% sure that BioWare put Sebastian in, just so fans could write a million fanfics about him breaking his vows for Hawke and having hot repressed sex all night long.

I agree.  I can't help but think his main purpose was to create tons of fanfic about him tarnishing his purity or whatever.

Handsome, well-spoken prince with a slightly tortured past, and now has a vow of chastity despite being quite the active young man in the past?

Yeah.  Total fanfic bait.