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#11426
YamiSnuffles

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Merrill is more of a garnish. She can watch.


Aw, Merrill should at least get in on some of the action. I'd leave the watching to Seb because we all know he would anyway.


Edit: Oh no, new page and no Anders. Umm... EPIC RIVAL LOUNGING. AND TWIX!

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#11427
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thenyxie wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
Yup.  Yuki wins a manwich.


Sweet, can it be an Anders and Fenris manwich with Hawke in between? You know, to mitigate the hatred since it's totally logical, makes absolute sense, and is absolutely plausible :o


Absolutely.  Throw in Isabela as a side dish if you'd like.


Oh, I totally will. Varric is dessert.


I think Seb should be invited, too. He'll feel left out, otherwise.


Good. I want him to feel left out. He can go prostrate himself before the Maker or something.

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Killjoy Cutter wrote...


And I was actually refering to "epic rival sex".  What does that even mean?


It means hot, hot sweaty sex between two people who can't stand each other so much that it comes back around to a burning desire to throw each other against walls, pull hair, and **** like there's no tomorrow.

I think.

#11429
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yukidama wrote...
Good. I want him to feel left out. He can go prostrate himself before the Maker or something.


I hope that's a euphemism.  ::snickers::

#11430
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SurelyForth wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...


And I was actually refering to "epic rival sex".  What does that even mean?


It means hot, hot sweaty sex between two people who can't stand each other so much that it comes back around to a burning desire to throw each other against walls, pull hair, and **** like there's no tomorrow.

I think.


Isn't that basically what the rivalmances are about? 

I wouldn't know since I haven't pursued any.

#11431
Killjoy Cutter

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SurelyForth wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

And I was actually refering to "epic rival sex".  What does that even mean?


It means hot, hot sweaty sex between two people who can't stand each other so much that it comes back around to a burning desire to throw each other against walls, pull hair, and **** like there's no tomorrow.

I think.


So in other words, purely the realm of bad fanfic.

It's like conspiracy theories... the less evidence there is to support it, the more the people who believe in it will insist it's true...

#11432
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MemeLeigh wrote...

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completely random.... but everytime I play now when Anders goes all 'glowy mage' I keep hearing "Monster" by Skillet playing in my head.
But I love this character. I can't help but romance.


Funny. I hear Monster by Lady Gaga. :D

*youtubes Skillet*


I either hear "monster' by skillet or "animal I have Become" by three days grace. I am working on a playlist for the game... with songs that remind me of the characters... Anders is the only one I have now.


I hear Total Eclipse of the Heart: "Turn around, bright eyes"
The video of the song doesn't help.

Modifié par AzuraLuna, 31 mars 2011 - 06:01 .


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SurelyForth

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silver-crescent wrote...

Isn't that basically what the rivalmances are about? 

I wouldn't know since I haven't pursued any.


Yep! Except there is some lip-service being paid to mutual, grudging respect. In Fenris', at least.

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

So in other words, purely the realm of bad fanfic.


Yes! Just...bad...fanfic.

:innocent:

Modifié par SurelyForth, 31 mars 2011 - 06:03 .


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Quick, somebody write a fic about epic rival sex between Killjoy Cutter and EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER WRITTEN EROTIC FANFICTION. ;) There's just so much tension... *swoons*

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SurelyForth wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...


And I was actually refering to "epic rival sex".  What does that even mean?


It means hot, hot sweaty sex between two people who can't stand each other so much that it comes back around to a burning desire to throw each other against walls, pull hair, and **** like there's no tomorrow.

I think.


And really, who DOESN'T want to read about that?

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Rinji the Bearded

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Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

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Killjoy Cutter wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

And I was actually refering to "epic rival sex".  What does that even mean?


It means hot, hot sweaty sex between two people who can't stand each other so much that it comes back around to a burning desire to throw each other against walls, pull hair, and **** like there's no tomorrow.

I think.


So in other words, purely the realm of bad fanfic.

It's like conspiracy theories... the less evidence there is to support it, the more the people who believe in it will insist it's true...


Like people who wrote slash about DA:A Anders back in the day for instance?

...oh wait.

Modifié par thenyxie, 31 mars 2011 - 06:06 .


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SurelyForth wrote...

Ninche wrote...

How does he not allow him to get drunk exactly? See this little statement bothers me more than the whole chantry bomb thing. I don't like the idea of someone else nagging my boyfriend about drinking too much. That should be MY job!


My guess is he just starts hardcore moaning about it after a few drinks. It's like Anders has a nagging spouse...in his head!

Anders: Sure, I'll have another.
Justice: That will be your third.
Anders:  I know. I can't exactly lose track because of how very not drunk I am.
Justice: Getting drunk is not just.
Anders: You've never explained how, though.
Justice: It makes me dizzy.
Anders: And?
Justice: And sometimes I want to kiss that one with the dwarf.
Anders: That one with the...Bianca? You want to kiss a crossbow.
Justice: WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Anders: No we don't.
Justice: PLACES TO BE. Why don't we ever do anything I want to do?
Anders: Do I really need to answer that?
Justice: I work so hard, every day. What has that whiskey ever done for you?
Anders: Nothing, because you won't let it.
Justice: I have a headache. Take me home.
Justice: Your friends are shallow and they hate me. Hating me is not just.
Justice: Your hair is greasy.
Anders: Andraste's ass, this so isn't worth it. Fine.
Justice: ...
Justice:B)

*cough-cough-cough* Never will I read this thread again while I'm eating! I nearly died :lol:
Got the rival kiss, btw. I swear, Varric didn't tell Cassandra the truth about how the rival sex scene had really happened. Spared her virgin ears.

#11439
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SurelyForth wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Isn't that basically what the rivalmances are about? 

I wouldn't know since I haven't pursued any.


Yep! Except there is some lip-service being paid to mutual, grudging respect. In Fenris', at least.


That reminds me of when I finished my first playthrough, I went pro mage and rivalled (not romanced) Fenris, and in the last dialogue he said that meeting Hawke was the only good thing that had happened in his life. Yeah ok :?

#11440
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We all know Anders wants to get his hands on Fenris' Lyrium breasts:

www.youtube.com/watch

:whistle:

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang. Forever.

The end.

Modifié par yukidama, 31 mars 2011 - 06:11 .


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YamiSnuffles wrote...

We all know Anders wants to get his hands on Fenris' Lyrium breasts:

www.youtube.com/watch

:whistle:


And we are (technically) playing in a world where Anders can side with the Templars in the end. Anders/Fenris hate!sex seems more plausible.

ETA: Whoops, didn't mean to respond directly to your post. At least it's somewhat on topic?

Modifié par thenyxie, 31 mars 2011 - 06:11 .


#11443
Rinji the Bearded

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yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.


Oh, neat!  I'll write the mpreg.

#11444
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yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.


There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

#11445
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yukidama wrote...


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love hate and bang.

Catholic school Sebastian watches from a tree outside of the art studio where they screw for the first time.

Shameboners ensue.

The end.


I fixed that for you (not enough shameboners).

#11446
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yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang. Forever.

The end.

throw in a little DIE FOR OUR SHIP with isabela and it'll be perfect

#11447
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yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang. Forever.

The end.


Oh sweet Maker I nearly choked on my food lmfao. Doo eeet!

#11448
Rinji the Bearded

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SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love hate and bang.

Catholic school Sebastian watches from a tree outside of the art studio where they screw for the first time.

Shameboners ensue.

The end.


I fixed that for you (not enough shameboners).


You know, we could totally switch these names up in an original story, and we'd sell to MILLIONS.  Freaking diamonds, that's what this story is.

#11449
YamiSnuffles

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SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love hate and bang.

Catholic school Sebastian watches from a tree outside of the art studio where they screw for the first time.

Shameboners ensue.

The end.


I fixed that for you (not enough shameboners).


Are there ever enough?

#11450
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Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.


I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.


There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.


High school AU is better because they inexplicably wear gakuran. Anders wears his unbuttoned with a t-shirt underneath since he's such a ~weirdo~.

@ Surely: You'll write the Sebastian part and we'll make people pay $5 to read it. Deal?

Modifié par yukidama, 31 mars 2011 - 06:17 .