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[Rinji the Bearded]

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.

There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

High school AU is better because they inexplicably wear gakuran. Anders wears his unbuttoned with a t-shirt underneath since he's such a ~weirdo~.

Oh my god I can already see the sakura blossoms blowing everywhere.

[SurelyForth]

yukidama wrote...

@ Surely: You'll write the Sebastian part and we'll make people pay $5 to read it. Deal?

Deal!

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

leggywillow wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Wanted to rival Anders for his Army of Darkness line.

I'm not sure which line you're referring to, but now all I can think of is Anders quoting Ash

Anders to Meredith after Chantry explosion: Well hello Miss Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't
leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh**... and Jack left town.

And in response to all the debates on the forums:
Anders: Good.  Bad.  I'm the mage with the staff.

"I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you." Not the exact line but paraphrased.

[silver-crescent]

This thread is killing me, srsly

[Sialater]

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.

There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

Oh, good lord.  Do I want to know?

[shiba5]

Sialater wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Ninche wrote...

How does he not allow him to get drunk exactly? See this little statement bothers me more than the whole chantry bomb thing. I don't like the idea of someone else nagging my boyfriend about drinking too much. That should be MY job!

My guess is he just starts hardcore moaning about it after a few drinks. It's like Anders has a nagging spouse...in his head!

Anders: Sure, I'll have another.
Justice: That will be your third.
Anders:  I know. I can't exactly lose track because of how very not drunk I am.
Justice: Getting drunk is not just.
Anders: You've never explained how, though.
Justice: It makes me dizzy.
Anders: And?
Justice: And sometimes I want to kiss that one with the dwarf.
Anders: That one with the...Bianca? You want to kiss a crossbow.
Justice: WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Anders: No we don't.
Justice: PLACES TO BE. Why don't we ever do anything I want to do?
Anders: Do I really need to answer that?
Justice: I work so hard, every day. What has that whiskey ever done for you?
Anders: Nothing, because you won't let it.
Justice: I have a headache. Take me home.
Justice: Your friends are shallow and they hate me.
Justice: Hating me is not just.
Anders: Andraste's ass, this so isn't worth it. Fine.
Justice: ...
Justice:

*snerk*  Poor guy.

Think about what the conversations must be like during sex... scratch that. Justice probably thinks about baseball the whole time. I bet Anders can go forever and ever and ever... and I better stop now.

[Rinji the Bearded]

I'm going to trace so much art off of deviantart draw so much fanart of this story omg kawaii

[mellifera]

SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...

@ Surely: You'll write the Sebastian part and we'll make people pay $5 to read it. Deal?

Deal!

We'll make zillions!

[Kawamura]

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.

There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

High school AU is better because they inexplicably wear gakuran. Anders wears his unbuttoned with a t-shirt underneath since he's such a ~weirdo~.

@ Surely: You'll write the Sebastian part and we'll make people pay $5 to read it. Deal?

A t-shirt and a scarf. Remember.

Maybe one of those Palestani, weathered/distressed scarves.

I always did want a nice uniform when I went to school. We had crappy ugly ones.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

ipgd wrote...

On a random note, does anything ever come of it if you tattle on Anders to Cullen after setting up the poop bomb?

"YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING" shut up sebastian i'd punch your fat mouth if i wasn't playing a jerkass templar

No. Apparently you can tattle to Elthina too and nothing happens. 

People in Kirkwall are braindead it seems. 

Probably my biggest complaint in the game. I like it when the world around me is competent.

[Kawamura]

Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.

There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

Oh, good lord.  Do I want to know?

If you're on an Anders thread, you're probably a masochist so, yes, you probably do wanna know.

[Sialater]

Kawamura wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.

There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

Oh, good lord.  Do I want to know?

If you're on an Anders thread, you're probably a masochist so, yes, you probably do wanna know.

I'll probably regret this.. but... link?  I could use some more horror in my life.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Aynslie wrote...

shiba5 wrote...


He was for Yahtzee:

http://www.escapistm...8-Dragon-Age-II

LOL

This was just too funny!

I encourage BW to produce the expansion "Dragon Age: Gobbing off your Handsome Friend".

[Anarya]

Can we spice it up a little by giving it an 80s delinquent/yankee manga flavor? It can be like Cromartie High but with slash.

I'm no yaoi fangirl but I would totally read that.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

silver-crescent wrote...

This thread is killing me, srsly

I know right I'm losing my **** in public. Lulz forever.

[mellifera]

Anarya wrote...

Can we spice it up a little by giving it an 80s delinquent/yankee manga flavor? It can be like Cromartie High but with slash.

I'm no yaoi fangirl but I would totally read that.

Only if Freddie Mercury is in it.

[Kawamura]

Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, you're not gonna get very far talking about "bad fanfic" on here. It's falling on deaf ears, man.

I volunteer to write the high school AU where Fenris is one of the super cool rich hipster kids and Anders is the sad loner who everyone says is ugly because he wears glasses and spends all his time making abstract cat art. Then they talk to each other once, Anders takes off his glasses and they fall in true love and bang.

The end.

There's already a college AU going on in the kinke meme, I know that.

Oh, good lord.  Do I want to know?

If you're on an Anders thread, you're probably a masochist so, yes, you probably do wanna know.

I'll probably regret this.. but... link?  I could use some more horror in my life.

Here. I'm sure it's good and it's certainly good that they're writing when I've only done two unnamed tiny fills, but it's not my cuppa.

[Kawamura]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Aynslie wrote...

shiba5 wrote...


He was for Yahtzee:

http://www.escapistm...8-Dragon-Age-II

LOL

This was just too funny!

I encourage BW to produce the expansion "Dragon Age: Gobbing off your Handsome Friend".

Or release the tool set, so modders can.

[Anarya]

yukidama wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Can we spice it up a little by giving it an 80s delinquent/yankee manga flavor? It can be like Cromartie High but with slash.

I'm no yaoi fangirl but I would totally read that.

Only if Freddie Mercury is in it.

I should slap you for implying that this might ever exist WITHOUT Freddie in it.

[Rinji the Bearded]

*keeps hearing FENRISU-SAN~ and ANDERUSU-KUN in her head*

[mellifera]

Kawamura wrote...

Here. I'm sure it's good and it's certainly good that they're writing when I've only done two unnamed tiny fills, but it's not my cuppa.

I refuse to read it on principle, but lol it ALWAYS involves art students/art class, doesn't it?

[Anarya]

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here. I'm sure it's good and it's certainly good that they're writing when I've only done two unnamed tiny fills, but it's not my cuppa.

I refuse to read it on principle, but lol it ALWAYS involves art students/art class, doesn't it?

Psshyeah where else would the "sensitive oddball" character hang out?

[shiba5]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Aynslie wrote...

shiba5 wrote...


He was for Yahtzee:

http://www.escapistm...8-Dragon-Age-II

LOL

This was just too funny!

I encourage BW to produce the expansion "Dragon Age: Gobbing off your Handsome Friend".

Yes, what good is Rated M for Mature without some gobbing?

[mellifera]

Anarya wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here. I'm sure it's good and it's certainly good that they're writing when I've only done two unnamed tiny fills, but it's not my cuppa.

I refuse to read it on principle, but lol it ALWAYS involves art students/art class, doesn't it?

Psshyeah where else would the "sensitive oddball" character hang out?

*looks in Pseudo's direction*

Trololol.

[Anarya]

RinjiRenee wrote...

*keeps hearing FENRISU-SAN~ and ANDERUSU-KUN in her head*

Hawke-senpaiiiii am I kawaii?

Of course you are, Andaasu-kun.