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#11526
shiba5

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Hipster Anders does not need glasses because he's a healer. He just wears them ironically.

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wow. LOL

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shiba5 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...
 a good sysadmin is hardly ever really working. LOL


So much truth.

I hate you all. D<

C-could I play on your internet, too?


When I started at the place I'm at now there was a guy who was constantly running around fixing things, staying late, working overtime, etc... because he was completely incompetent. He had everyone else totally buffaloed though, and they thought he was super sysadmin because he was always running around with his hair on fire. I said, "You do realize that he's the one breaking it all in the first place,right?" herp derp
He didn't last long after that.
Sysadmins prey on weaker sysadmins... Windows admins are the first to go. :devil:

And yes, you can play on my internet. I don't even filter it. That's how I roll.


Aww. You're so sweet.

You can watch my porno-fic log, then. And my youtube history. Which is only -- what, lancing cysts, Like a Boss and DA2 videos.

#11528
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Damn hipster Anders is hot. I'd buy that man a PBR or obscure craft brew or snooty tequila, his choice. Seriously. I could sing him Rondelles lyrics and he'd totally know who they were.

"Mission Irresistible", indeed.

I'd look through his glasses
Into his eyes
and there'd be sparks
We'd go downtown
to the roller rink
and hold hands til its dark.

Then we'd hop on our bikes and head over to my place and listen to some Les Savy Fav.

#11529
MelfinaofOutlawStar

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shiba5 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Aynslie wrote...

shiba5 wrote...


He was for Yahtzee:

http://www.escapistm...8-Dragon-Age-II

LOL


This was just too funny!


I encourage BW to produce the expansion "Dragon Age: Gobbing off your Handsome Friend".:lol:


Yes, what good is Rated M for Mature without some gobbing?


Sewriously, they could have squeezed more out of the M.XD

#11530
MelfinaofOutlawStar

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Hipster Anders does not need glasses because he's a healer. He just wears them ironically.

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Hightown? That's so surface.

#11531
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Isaantia wrote...

Damn hipster Anders is hot. I'd buy that man a PBR or obscure craft brew or snooty tequila, his choice. Seriously. I could sing him Rondelles lyrics and he'd totally know who they were.


Blech, PBR... the only beer they pay you to drink!

It's cheaper than soda at some places. >_<

#11532
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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Hipster Anders does not need glasses because he's a healer. He just wears them ironically.

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I was possessed by a spirit before it got too mainstream.

#11533
shiba5

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Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...
 a good sysadmin is hardly ever really working. LOL


So much truth.

I hate you all. D<

C-could I play on your internet, too?


When I started at the place I'm at now there was a guy who was constantly running around fixing things, staying late, working overtime, etc... because he was completely incompetent. He had everyone else totally buffaloed though, and they thought he was super sysadmin because he was always running around with his hair on fire. I said, "You do realize that he's the one breaking it all in the first place,right?" herp derp
He didn't last long after that.
Sysadmins prey on weaker sysadmins... Windows admins are the first to go. :devil:

And yes, you can play on my internet. I don't even filter it. That's how I roll.


Aww. You're so sweet.

You can watch my porno-fic log, then. And my youtube history. Which is only -- what, lancing cysts, Like a Boss and DA2 videos.


See, where I work I have conversations like this:

Management: We need to stop people from looking at all this Anders porn!
Me: Ok, that appliance cost $20,000
*crickets

So free-for-all porn it is!

It's funny cuz they are only cheap when it comes to the internet network.

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I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later


"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."


Catching up with the thread this afternoon--omg this is genius. Laughing SO HARD right now.

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So my eyes have just stumbled upon this article on kotaku. This might be old news to some, but as I seldom wander around the forum, am a bit out of the loop.

So, here's the deal: straight people get offended at Anders because he shows interest in their character. Gay people get offended at Anders because Anders show interest in their character. I don't get it. The point is not his sexual orientation - the point is him being interested in Hawke.

He makes passes at men. He makes passes at women. He's a gentleman of wide, refined tastes. I am obvliously no gay man, but in my eyes, not only treating him like "an offensive portrayal of gay men" is completely missing the point, but trying to actively fire David Gaider over it reaches levels of wangst I can barely start to describe.

It's not about his sexual orientation. It's about his character. And this completely misses the point.

Anders, so controversial, always. How can I not love you so?

Modifié par Merllle, 31 mars 2011 - 07:59 .


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For ficcing purposes... I think it's safe to refer to Anders' eye color as hazel, right?

Also, does someone want to educate me really quickly on when it would be Anders' or Anders's? I never could keep that one straight in my head.

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Siduri wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I kinda wish you COULD flirt with Sebastian as m!Hawke. And have him get all uncomfortable. and write angry forum posts later


"Dear Mr. Gaidar,

you MARDAR'D dragon age for me. It used to be a man was safe in Thedas. Now there are sexual deviant apostate mages running around, flounting their fit bodies and their strong jawlines and their silly foppish but strangely also handsome abomination boy friends. I am offended by this, and would like you to consider your main demographic: religiously active scotts.

yours truely,

xoxoxo

Seb

PS: I will be back for your precious bisexual LI."


Catching up with the thread this afternoon--omg this is genius. Laughing SO HARD right now.


I had not seen this. Thanks for bumping it. Brilliant!

#11538
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thenyxie wrote...

For ficcing purposes... I think it's safe to refer to Anders' eye color as hazel, right?

Also, does someone want to educate me really quickly on when it would be Anders' or Anders's? I never could keep that one straight in my head.


They were hazel. Now they're just straight up brown, IMO.

I prefer Anders'.

#11539
MelfinaofOutlawStar

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I'm dying squirtle...

#11540
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I'm a gay dude (sorta) and I get a kick outta Anders and being able to bon-- I mean, romance him as a dude. I'd be way more offended if, say, he was a transwoman that couldn't pass and srsly loved musicals and fashion.

#11541
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Soo, not really related, but I would just like to leave this here with you guys:

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if it were to accidentally somehow end up as an icon for DA2 with a certain apostate mage. Well, it would be an accident!

No, I don't know where you got the impression I'm a massive nerd . . .:whistle:

#11542
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yukidama wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

For ficcing purposes... I think it's safe to refer to Anders' eye color as hazel, right?

Also, does someone want to educate me really quickly on when it would be Anders' or Anders's? I never could keep that one straight in my head.


They were hazel. Now they're just straight up brown, IMO.

I prefer Anders'.


I thought brown, too, in the game. That screencap with the glasses, though... *squints* they really look hazel in it.

I think there's a rule on when to use each version correctly, but I can never remember it, and I've never written a fic where character's name ended in "s" before.

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THE DOCTOR!

I love this thread. Really, I do.

#11544
MelfinaofOutlawStar

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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Soo, not really related, but I would just like to leave this here with you guys:

Image IPB

if it were to accidentally somehow end up as an icon for DA2 with a certain apostate mage. Well, it would be an accident!

No, I don't know where you got the impression I'm a massive nerd . . .:whistle:


Tennant could wear a burlap sack and I'd make a pass at him.

#11545
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thenyxie wrote...

For ficcing purposes... I think it's safe to refer to Anders' eye color as hazel, right?


My husband's eyes are hazel. Seriously Bioware... who drew Anders?! Ex-girlfriend? Please tell me?! j/k
He was upset when Anders hit on him. He said he felt weird. He had to break his own heart.
Damn, I wish I could post his picture, but I don't want a dee-vorce. :P

#11546
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DeaHamlet wrote...

THE DOCTOR!

I love this thread. Really, I do.


Now this thread has everything.

#11547
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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

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I'm dying squirtle...


LMAO

Oh god the last panel. :lol:

#11548
AquilaChrysaetos86

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thenyxie wrote...

For ficcing purposes... I think it's safe to refer to Anders' eye color as hazel, right?

Also, does someone want to educate me really quickly on when it would be Anders' or Anders's? I never could keep that one straight in my head.


I stumbled upon this the other day if it helps any.

Wiki article on Eye Colour

Also, both are acceptable, but most people prefer the single 's'. It drives me batty they've done it the other way around in-game!

Edit: Fixed the link.

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 31 mars 2011 - 08:09 .


#11549
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Anders' eyes are strange, because there are actual brown eyes in the game (Lirene and non-default Bethanies get them). Anders' were definitely hazel in Awakening, but now I'd consider them more amber than brown.

And, please used Anders'. Otherwise I want to pronounce it Anderseses.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 31 mars 2011 - 08:23 .


#11550
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DeaHamlet wrote...

THE DOCTOR!

I love this thread. Really, I do.



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