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[SurelyForth]

yukidama wrote...

Some lost audio, I suppose? I can think of a few reasons...

...odd. Although, Anders with a bigass sword in his hands is pretty freaking hot.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 01 avril 2011 - 12:47 .

[Eydris Ivo]

yukidama wrote...

Some lost audio, I suppose? I can think of a few reasons...

Well, MY mind is in an interesting place tonight.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Not to me.
I can just imagine him trying to drag my axe (or Binky's Comfort) around, grunting and heaving. LMFAO
And my Hawke making fun of him. "Yeah, it's no light wooden staff, is it? Are all abominations this wimpy? Put some backbone into it!"

-wink wink-

[Magaloo]

SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Some lost audio, I suppose? I can think of a few reasons...

...odd. Although, Anders with a bigass sword in his hands is pretty freaking hot.

yes, yes it is 

[leggywillow]

yukidama wrote...

Some lost audio, I suppose? I can think of a few reasons...

Ohhohoho, silly Anders.  There are so many devious reasons...

I can picture Anders saying that as Hawke sits back in a lounge chair with a cold beverage watching him train... all shirtless and sweaty.

"Because I said so, Anders" indeed.  Indeeeeeeed.

[mellifera]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Not to me.
I can just imagine him trying to drag my axe (or Binky's Comfort) around, grunting and heaving. LMFAO
And my Hawke making fun of him. "Yeah, it's no light wooden staff, is it? Are all abominations this wimpy? Put some backbone into it!"

-wink wink-

Aveline will send my mage Hawke, Merrill and Anders to boot camp D:

Then they will cry and ask why the hell they have to do this when they have staffs with perfectly good pointy bits at the end that are just as good for cutting fools.

Then Aveline will kick all their asses. And they will cry more. She does it because she cares.

And everyone else will watch and laugh. Especially Fenris.

And then there's an orgy.

Modifié par yukidama, 01 avril 2011 - 12:51 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Not to me.
I can just imagine him trying to drag my axe (or Binky's Comfort) around, grunting and heaving. LMFAO
And my Hawke making fun of him. "Yeah, it's no light wooden staff, is it? Are all abominations this wimpy? Put some backbone into it!"

-wink wink-

Aveline will send my mage Hawke, Merrill and Anders to boot camp D:

Then they will cry and ask why the hell they have to do this when they have staffs with perfectly good pointy bits at the end that are just as good for cutting fools.

Then Aveline will kick all their asses. And they will cry more. She does it because she cares.

And everyone else will watch and laugh. Especially Fenris.

And then there's an orgy.

How did I know that the orgy part was coming?
Can Hawke have an interaction with any of his party members without an uber-orgy following? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[Sable Rhapsody]

yukidama wrote...

And then there's an orgy.

+100 Approval 

[mellifera]

I am like, stalking this person's youtube channel. Is this line cut from the game?

Hawke, noooo ;~;

[Magaloo]

leggywillow wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Some lost audio, I suppose? I can think of a few reasons...

Ohhohoho, silly Anders.  There are so many devious reasons...

I can picture Anders saying that as Hawke sits back in a lounge chair with a cold beverage watching him train... all shirtless and sweaty.

"Because I said so, Anders" indeed.  Indeeeeeeed.

That reminded me of the banter with Oghren about Alistair twirling his little pike

[leggywillow]

yukidama wrote...

I am like, stalking this person's youtube channel. Is this line cut from the game?

Hawke, noooo ;~;

Waaaaah!  Oh I wish that line was still there.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

I am like, stalking this person's youtube channel. Is this line cut from the game?

Hawke, noooo ;~;

Imagine if you'd been able to select that as a flirt line before you stabbed him and got a romance complete achievement right there.

That... would have been pretty awesome.

[VampOrchid]

K gone like 2 days and this thread jumps like 200 pages lol.

Anyways, playing another mage, second playthrough. After Hawke's mothers death. Anders comes to console my hawke. This time I choose the line that goes something like, "We are dangerous, maybe the templars should kill us..." Anders replies "Magic isn't to blame here, a mad man is. If you need to take out your anger on anyone, take it out on me."

I thought that was touching...

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I am like, stalking this person's youtube channel. Is this line cut from the game?

Hawke, noooo ;~;

Imagine if you'd been able to select that as a flirt line before you stabbed him and got a romance complete achievement right there.

That... would have been pretty awesome.

Oh man. That would have been the worstest. And the bestest.

[ipgd]

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I am like, stalking this person's youtube channel. Is this line cut from the game?

Hawke, noooo ;~;

Imagine if you'd been able to select that as a flirt line before you stabbed him and got a romance complete achievement right there.

That... would have been pretty awesome.

I want this.

[SurelyForth]

yukidama wrote...
Aveline will send my mage Hawke, Merrill and Anders to boot camp D:

Then they will cry and ask why the hell they have to do this when they have staffs with perfectly good pointy bits at the end that are just as good for cutting fools.

Then Aveline will kick all their asses. And they will cry more. She does it because she cares.

And everyone else will watch and laugh. Especially Fenris.

And then there's an orgy.

But no shameboners? *think about the shameboners*

[mellifera]

SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...
Aveline will send my mage Hawke, Merrill and Anders to boot camp D:

Then they will cry and ask why the hell they have to do this when they have staffs with perfectly good pointy bits at the end that are just as good for cutting fools.

Then Aveline will kick all their asses. And they will cry more. She does it because she cares.

And everyone else will watch and laugh. Especially Fenris.

And then there's an orgy.

But no shameboners? *think about the shameboners*

Sebastian isn't invited. All boners will be shamless and free.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

ipgd wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

That... would have been pretty awesome.

I
want this.

Me too. Not that I'd take the stab Anders route in the near future to appreciate the line but...

Maybe it was planned and cut? Sure seems like that would be the meaning/context of the line. The world may never know.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 01 avril 2011 - 01:03 .

[tallon1982]

This is probably not going to win me brownie points but has anyone considered doing the explosion of the chantry with a "Skadoosh" written in there as if Anders said it?

[Zep Rowsdower]

SurelyForth wrote...

But no shameboners? *think about the shameboners*

Sebastian will sit on the sidelines during the orgy trying to ignore it, while popping the biggest shameboner ever.

[leggywillow]

yukidama wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...
Aveline will send my mage Hawke, Merrill and Anders to boot camp D:

Then they will cry and ask why the hell they have to do this when they have staffs with perfectly good pointy bits at the end that are just as good for cutting fools.

Then Aveline will kick all their asses. And they will cry more. She does it because she cares.

And everyone else will watch and laugh. Especially Fenris.

And then there's an orgy.

But no shameboners? *think about the shameboners*

Sebastian isn't invited. All boners will be shamless and free.

Exactly!  Sebastian isn't invited... he just spies anyway, lurking in the dark corners with his shameboner.

Man I love that word. SHAMEBONER.

[HolyJellyfish]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

yukidama wrote...

I am like, stalking this person's youtube channel. Is this line cut from the game?

Hawke, noooo ;~;

Imagine if you'd been able to select that as a flirt line before you stabbed him and got a romance complete achievement right there.

That... would have been pretty awesome.

Oh man. That would have been the worstest. And the bestest.

MOST Perfect playthrough ever.

"Kiss Of Death Achievement Unlocked :wizard:"

[Purposeof-Flight]

Poor Sebastian.
I feel for him...Isabela's sleeping with everything, Varric is irresistible, both Fenris and Anders got in Hawke's bed (depending), even Aveline's gettin' some!
And Sebastian....he gets to sit with Merrill and think about the days where he used to have drunken nights of endless pleasure. Hahah

[ipgd]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Me too. Not that I'd take the stab Anders route in the near future to appreciate the line but...

Maybe it was planned and cut? Sure seems like that would be the meaning/context of the line. The world may never know.

Maybe. That or a post-bombing "how on earth did you not kill me" guilt trip conversation.

I'd also like the option to kill him in a way that doesn't amount to sticking him in the back with a tiny knife and leaving him to slowly bleed out on the street, but alas, it was not meant to be.

[HolyJellyfish]

Pseudocognition wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

That... would have been pretty awesome.

I
want this.

Me too. Not that I'd take the stab Anders route in the near future to appreciate the line but...

Maybe it was planned and cut? Sure seems like that would be the meaning/context of the line. The world may never know.

God, I'm a little upset that is cut. That would have been such a wonderful ending. The romance death is lame. No closure. At least that line loops it nicely.