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[mellifera]

silver-crescent wrote...

Poor Anders, he doesn't even have a house. It's just cruel to deny him.

My Hawke didn't mind Anders moving in and gladly let him do so but... that line. I lol'd. He was probably patting himself on the back thinking he was the king of romance or something. Tsk.

[Sjofn]

leggywillow wrote...

Trophonius wrote...

ekurian wrote...

You guys are bad people, and Anders is a bad influence.

I bought the Seb DLC today, and I can't have him in my party without staring at his bloody Andrastae crotch and going 'I CAN COUNT TO POTATO' and then laughing like a lunatic.

Oh, the looks I get from my boyfriend /D

The fact that Anders even looked at Seb's crotch is.......amusing

Well, Andraste's face RIGHT THERE is kinda distracting.  It's another reason why I have a hard time bringing Seb around.  It's like having a 5th party member... always staring, watching, with her creepy eyes.  It's like Seb's penis is judging my every action.

I had completely ignored the Crotch Andraste until Anders said something about it, then I could not look away. Curse you, Anders!


EDIT: Also, that comic was EXACTLY MY REACTION. I am so glad there are so many of us who went wtf at that! <sniff>

Modifié par Sjofn, 01 avril 2011 - 11:11 .

[silver-crescent]

Camenae wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Lol, this reminded me of some of you guys:

<snip>

by robokiss

yeeahh, that was pretty much my reaction.

god, bioware, where is my non-committal deflective response? ruining my roleplaying experience man

I really winced when my Hawke said that.  I sleep with a guy once and all of a sudden he has to move in UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE?  That and the other over-the-top lines: "I lay awake every night for three years, ACHING for you."  Sweet?  Maybe...but ughhhh...

I guess they had to concentrate the romance lines as much as possible given that there aren't that many romantic scenes in the game.

But one would assume they had been flirting for the last 3 years anyway so it's not THAT crazy.

[Purposeof-Flight]

yukidama wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Poor Anders, he doesn't even have a house. It's just cruel to deny him.

My Hawke didn't mind Anders moving in and gladly let him do so but... that line. I lol'd. He was probably patting himself on the back thinking he was the king of romance or something. Tsk.

Anders? The king of romance? Bahahah.

[Rinji the Bearded]

yukidama wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Poor Anders, he doesn't even have a house. It's just cruel to deny him.

My Hawke didn't mind Anders moving in and gladly let him do so but... that line. I lol'd. He was probably patting himself on the back thinking he was the king of romance or something. Tsk.

As evidenced by his lute-playing attempts.

Anders> I just wrote a ballad.
Hawke> Anders, not again!  Your playing is atrocious--
Anders>
Hawke> ... Don't make that face!

[Siduri]

Camenae wrote...

I really winced when my Hawke said that.  I sleep with a guy once and all of a sudden he has to move in UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE?  That and the other over-the-top lines: "I lay awake every night for three years, ACHING for you."  Sweet?  Maybe...but ughhhh...

Ah. Hmm. Well...tastes differ, as well all know.

I replay that line in my head every morning when I get up.

<.<   WHAT.

[silver-crescent]

I actually thought there was gonna be a lute-related scene somewhere at first, I thought the lute had shown up because of Anders, not because of Orana.

[Purposeof-Flight]

RinjiRenee wrote...

yukidama wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Poor Anders, he doesn't even have a house. It's just cruel to deny him.

My Hawke didn't mind Anders moving in and gladly let him do so but... that line. I lol'd. He was probably patting himself on the back thinking he was the king of romance or something. Tsk.

As evidenced by his lute-playing attempts.

Anders> I just wrote a ballad.
Hawke> Anders, not again!  Your playing is atrocious--
Anders>
Hawke> ... Don't make that face!

My Hawke (because they have a dysfunctional relationship) would be more like this:

Anders: I just wrote a ballad!
Hawke: Great, let's hear it.
(Anders plays ballad)
Anders: So what do you think?
Hawke: I'm sorry...what? I can't hear you because I'm about 90% sure you just destroyed my eardrums.
Anders:
Hawke: (sigh) By that, I mean the ballad was beautiful...yep.
Anders:

[ipgd]

Camenae wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Lol, this reminded me of some of you guys:

<snip>

by robokiss

yeeahh, that was pretty much my reaction.

god, bioware, where is my non-committal deflective response? ruining my roleplaying experience man

I really winced when my Hawke said that.  I sleep with a guy once and all of a sudden he has to move in UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE?  That and the other over-the-top lines: "I lay awake every night for three years, ACHING for you."  Sweet?  Maybe...but ughhhh...

I don't mind Anders doing it, since we already know he's a huge sap and the biggest creeper ever. Disturbing Undergarmet Love Shrine is canon.

It would've been nice to have a line for Hawke that wasn't so over the top sappy, though. I'll just pretend he said something that made him sound less like a Disney princess.

Modifié par ipgd, 01 avril 2011 - 11:14 .

[leggywillow]

Hearing about Anders' bad lute skills just reminds me of Father Ted, when they write the "My Lovely Horse" song.

Hawke would be Father Jack at the very end.

Anders: What do you think in general?
Hawke: ::pulls out shotgun, blows lute to smithereens::

[Sjofn]

Siduri wrote...

Camenae wrote...

I really winced when my Hawke said that.  I sleep with a guy once and all of a sudden he has to move in UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE?  That and the other over-the-top lines: "I lay awake every night for three years, ACHING for you."  Sweet?  Maybe...but ughhhh...

Ah. Hmm. Well...tastes differ, as well all know.

I replay that line in my head every morning when I get up.

<.<   WHAT.

I didn't mind the OH GOD I HAVE BEEN ACHING FOR YOU thing because whatever, I am totally hot, I'd ache for me too, it was the suddenly psycho LIVE WITH ME FOREVER UNTIL WE DIEEEEEEE that had me going "wat."

You're right about tastes differing, though. When my husband and I were figuring out our ceremony, the judge gave us a bunch of scripts (for a lack of a better word) from previous marriages he had performed to give us some ideas/guidance/whatever. And without fail, I would be all, "Hahahaha, this one is so CHEESY," and my husband would say, "What?! I thought that one was sweet." Which boggled my mind, because my husband does not really do sentimental 99% of the time.

Epilogue: Our wedding ceremony was a grand total of 8 minutes long. <3

[mellifera]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

yukidama wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Poor Anders, he doesn't even have a house. It's just cruel to deny him.

My Hawke didn't mind Anders moving in and gladly let him do so but... that line. I lol'd. He was probably patting himself on the back thinking he was the king of romance or something. Tsk.

Anders? The king of romance? Bahahah.

No, my character. He probably thought he was being super romantic... he's kind of a sap  Then again, Anders seemed to be happy, while I as the player was practically rolling in my seat laughing so hard.

Modifié par yukidama, 01 avril 2011 - 11:18 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

yukidama wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Poor Anders, he doesn't even have a house. It's just cruel to deny him.

My Hawke didn't mind Anders moving in and gladly let him do so but... that line. I lol'd. He was probably patting himself on the back thinking he was the king of romance or something. Tsk.

Anders? The king of romance? Bahahah.

No, my character. He probably thought he was being super romantic... he's kind of a sap  Then again, Anders seemed to be happy, while I as the player was practically rolling in my seat laughing so hard.

Ohhhh reading comprehension fail.

I just had an issue with that line because my warriorHawke is so super-violent and pro-templar, that he and Anders probably shouldn't be in a romance, anyway (I just made it so he has a soft spot for Anders). The Hawke I worked so hard to build would NOT say something like, "I want you here until we die". He'd argue with Anders over it for days, before finally moving him in....grudgingly. lol

[Aeowyn]

Everything in the second part of the romance scene is filled with cheese. It makes me cringe, but what can you do? I would've preferred Hawke to answer "Sure dude, you can stay here." instead of the whole "I want you here, until the day we die" *twitch*

[ipgd]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ohhhh reading comprehension fail.

I just had an issue with that line because my warriorHawke is so super-violent and pro-templar, that he and Anders probably shouldn't be in a romance, anyway (I just made it so he has a soft spot for Anders). The Hawke I worked so hard to build would NOT say something like, "I want you here until we die". He'd argue with Anders over it for days, before finally moving him in....grudgingly. lol

If the end rivalry scene is bugged, might the rivalry sex scene be bugged as well? I know Merrill and Fenris have different ones, but Anders's seems to be identical on friendship and rivalry.

[Camenae]

leggywillow wrote...

Hearing about Anders' bad lute skills just reminds me of Father Ted, when they write the "My Lovely Horse" song.

Hawke would be Father Jack at the very end.

Anders: What do you think in general?
Hawke: ::pulls out shotgun, blows lute to smithereens::

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I love you.  And I love Father Ted.  That's one of my favorite episodes.  That and the Racism one.

[Purposeof-Flight]

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ohhhh reading comprehension fail.

I just had an issue with that line because my warriorHawke is so super-violent and pro-templar, that he and Anders probably shouldn't be in a romance, anyway (I just made it so he has a soft spot for Anders). The Hawke I worked so hard to build would NOT say something like, "I want you here until we die". He'd argue with Anders over it for days, before finally moving him in....grudgingly. lol

If the end rivalry scene is bugged, might the rivalry sex scene be bugged as well? I know Merrill and Fenris have different ones, but Anders's seems to be identical on friendship and rivalry.

Another thing that ticks me off.
So I just make stuff up about their relationship.
In my version, Anders comes busting into Hawke's room and pretty much demands that he get off his high horse and accept that he wants him. Lots of sex follows. Afterwards, Hawke is eating a sandwich and Anders is like, "I'm just gonna move in, k?" Then Hawke grunts over his sandwich and goes to see what else is in the kitchen.

True love. <3

[Sjofn]

It's extra "whoa, mood whiplash" given when we discussed it, and I was all "You want to move in? D: " he was like "Oh well, um, I just thought you'd prefer that to wandering through Darktown every time you wanted to see me?" The appropriate reaction to that, especially for my LadyHawke, would've been, "Oh hell yeah, that place is a pit. You can stay here whenever you like," or something, no crazy declarations anywhere.

I seem to recall a variation where he's all WILL YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU LOVE AN APOSTATE, where the ZOMG YES TIL THE DAY WE DIE makes more sense, at least. I think I got that on my nice-guy MageHawke that I sort of let sleep with Anders before reloading.

Modifié par Sjofn, 01 avril 2011 - 11:29 .

[Sialater]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Camenae wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Lol, this reminded me of some of you guys:



by robokiss

yeeahh, that was pretty much my reaction.

god, bioware, where is my non-committal deflective response? ruining my roleplaying experience man

I really winced when my Hawke said that.  I sleep with a guy once and all of a sudden he has to move in UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE?  That and the other over-the-top lines: "I lay awake every night for three years, ACHING for you."  Sweet?  Maybe...but ughhhh...

That makes sense if you hit on him hardcore in Act 1.
(UnrequitedBoners)
But if you maybe flirted with him once, playfully, it's like, "You lay awake every night aching for ME? All I said was that I thought you had a sexy tortured look....you must not get out much."

This is why I keep telling people:  I don't know why I like this romance.  It breaks EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF.  MY. RULES.  ~sobs brokenly~

[Ryzaki]

Sjofn wrote...
I didn't mind the OH GOD I HAVE BEEN ACHING FOR YOU thing because whatever, I am totally hot, I'd ache for me too, it was the suddenly psycho LIVE WITH ME FOREVER UNTIL WE DIEEEEEEE that had me going "wat."

You're right about tastes differing, though. When my husband and I were figuring out our ceremony, the judge gave us a bunch of scripts (for a lack of a better word) from previous marriages he had performed to give us some ideas/guidance/whatever. And without fail, I would be all, "Hahahaha, this one is so CHEESY," and my husband would say, "What?! I thought that one was sweet." Which boggled my mind, because my husband does not really do sentimental 99% of the time.

Epilogue: Our wedding ceremony was a grand total of 8 minutes long. <3

LMAO

That line made me "wat" too. Especially with my rivalmance rogue. He never would've said that. NEVER. 

[silver-crescent]

I really liked the romance scene, but then again my Anders-romancing Hawke was "blue" personality and had been all about Anders ever since they met anyway.

I guess it must be a bit odd for "purple"/"red" types.

[Aeowyn]

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ohhhh reading comprehension fail.

I just had an issue with that line because my warriorHawke is so super-violent and pro-templar, that he and Anders probably shouldn't be in a romance, anyway (I just made it so he has a soft spot for Anders). The Hawke I worked so hard to build would NOT say something like, "I want you here until we die". He'd argue with Anders over it for days, before finally moving him in....grudgingly. lol

If the end rivalry scene is bugged, might the rivalry sex scene be bugged as well? I know Merrill and Fenris have different ones, but Anders's seems to be identical on friendship and rivalry.

I hope so. I just got the rival romance scene and seeing that it was exactly the same as the friendly one I just thought "eh what the hell is the point with this then?" How does he go from "I don't know if I should kiss you or kill you" to the sweet, romantic "I love you" - Anders?

[Ryzaki]

ipgd wrote...
If the end rivalry scene is bugged, might the rivalry sex scene be bugged as well? I know Merrill and Fenris have different ones, but Anders's seems to be identical on friendship and rivalry.

Indeed. 

It probably is bugged. :/ 

D: 

[silver-crescent]

Sjofn wrote...
I seem to recall a variation where he's all WILL YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU LOVE AN APOSTATE, where the ZOMG YES TIL THE DAY WE DIE makes more sense, at least. I think I got that on my nice-guy MageHawke that I sort of let sleep with Anders before reloading.

Doesn't he always say that?

[Halinu]

I've been rivalmancing Anders after all the talk of the differences of friend/rivalmance in this thread and I found an interesting difference in how the Questioning Beliefs/kiss scene plays out.

Friend - In my friendmance, I had flirted with him a lot and when I got to the kiss scene, I HAD to choose a flirt option to get him down the road of wanting to kiss Hawke.  Benevolent/Humourous/Aggressive responses led to the scene ending without a kiss.

Rival - ALL options lead to the kiss/breakup fork.  Whether you choose to flirt, the benevolent, humourous, or aggressive response, they all lead to:

Heart - I won't let you hurt yourself.
Heart - Let's agree to disagree.
Broken Heart - You will never convince me.

I could find no way to have a normal conversation without leading to kiss me or ****** off.  My Rogue Hawke hadn't flirted with him at all until one flirt response when I gave him the Tevinter Chantry Amulet.  Interesting that they would trap you into a decision like that when I could skip the romance altogether in the friend option, though I had been flirting mercilessly.

Anyway, after those cut rivalmance lines were posted, I'm thinking I might stall this playthrough to see if the next patch restores that content.  While to breaks my heart, I would like to see it still. >_>;;  It kind of makes sense for my Rogue Hawke too.

AUGH YOU GUYS. All your talk of Man!Hawke... and I kind of want to make a guy Hawke now. :[  I never thought I would...