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#12726
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yukidama wrote...

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Guise. I just let Anders move in with me. He's pretty much a HUGE CREEPER?!?!


Well, yes. You know he's sniffing your hair while you're sleeping, right?


Also all Hawke's smallclothes. Even the dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones.


GODAMMIT YUKI. You guise are so totally making me regret my Andersmance :pinched:

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yukidama wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Guise. I just let Anders move in with me. He's pretty much a HUGE CREEPER?!?!


Well, yes. You know he's sniffing your hair while you're sleeping, right?


Also all Hawke's smallclothes. Even the dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones.

Why would he be sniffing the ones that weren't dirty?

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Guise. I just let Anders move in with me. He's pretty much a HUGE CREEPER?!?!


Well, yes. You know he's sniffing your hair while you're sleeping, right?


Also all Hawke's smallclothes. Even the dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones.


GODAMMIT YUKI. You guise are so totally making me regret my Andersmance :pinched:


It's Anders. You must learn to embrace the crazy, lest it overwhelm you. 

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Guise. I just let Anders move in with me. He's pretty much a HUGE CREEPER?!?!


Well, yes. You know he's sniffing your hair while you're sleeping, right?


Also all Hawke's smallclothes. Even the dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones.

Why would he be sniffing the ones that weren't dirty?


Because he likes it. He sniffs those extra hard to see if he can catch a lingering scent.

#12730
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ipgd wrote...

Why would he be sniffing the ones that weren't dirty?


What? You didn't know about Anders' detergent fetish?

#12731
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ipgd wrote...

Why would he be sniffing the ones that weren't dirty?


Laundry detergent and the faint scent of Sandal's sweaty hands combine to give him a raging erection?

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All the creepy just makes things interesting!

On a related note, I found Anders' theme song.

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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Guise. I just let Anders move in with me. He's pretty much a HUGE CREEPER?!?!


Well, yes. You know he's sniffing your hair while you're sleeping, right?


Also all Hawke's smallclothes. Even the dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones.

Why would he be sniffing the ones that weren't dirty?


Because he likes it. He sniffs those extra hard to see if he can catch a lingering scent.

I figured he would just wear those ones while he's sniffing the dirty ones. Then put them back in the clean drawer for unsuspecting Hawke to wear later.

Modifié par ipgd, 02 avril 2011 - 02:31 .


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Siduri wrote...

Okay I just have to share that I am ridiculously pleased with myself for my new character name. Tabitha Hawke.

Because Anders can call her Tabby.


hahaha thats cute

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Threeparts wrote...

It's Anders. You must learn to embrace the crazy, lest it overwhelm you.


No, trust me. I'm not doing Anders because I enjoy it. It's just for the experience. *slinks back to Merrill's thread in shame*

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Guise. I just let Anders move in with me. He's pretty much a HUGE CREEPER?!?!


Well, yes. You know he's sniffing your hair while you're sleeping, right?


Also all Hawke's smallclothes. Even the dirty ones. Especially the dirty ones.

Why would he be sniffing the ones that weren't dirty?


Because he likes it. He sniffs those extra hard to see if he can catch a lingering scent.

I figured he would just wear those ones while he's sniffing the dirty ones. Then put them back in the clean drawer for unsuspecting Hawke to wear later.


Sometimes he wears the dirty ones on his head.

#12737
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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I figured he would just wear those ones while he's sniffing the dirty ones. Then put them back in the clean drawer for unsuspecting Hawke to wear later.


Sometimes he wears the dirty ones on his head.


...

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

ewewewewewewewewewewewewew...

EW
!

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I figured he would just wear those ones while he's sniffing the dirty ones. Then put them back in the clean drawer for unsuspecting Hawke to wear later.


Sometimes he wears the dirty ones on his head.


...

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

ewewewewewewewewewewewewew...

EW
!

And that's just what he was doing in the three years before they got together.

#12739
Zep Rowsdower

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ipgd wrote...

And that's just what he was doing in the three years before they got together.

Oh geez, living with Hawke must be like being a kid in a candy store. All-access pass to Hawke's dirty laundry!

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Siduri wrote...

Okay I just have to share that I am ridiculously pleased with myself for my new character name. Tabitha Hawke.

Because Anders can call her Tabby.


That's like my Hawke!  Her name is Kitty!  (Short for Katherine)

I came up with that looooong before Anders was announced as a companion and LI, though.  As soon as they said the surname was "Hawke", I said "Well, I simply must name her Kitty Hawke because that will make me giggle."  And I named her dog Wright.  SEEWUTIDIDTHAR!

And once they announced Anders, I gasped and thought "It's meant to be!  He loves kitties... and I've been planning to call her Kitty for months!  IT IS FATE!"

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I planned to name my Hawke Sebastian.

THE NAME WAS TAINTED.

#12742
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Siduri wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

Oh, there's tons. Not to mention a lot of "prettier Isabela" mods that boil down to "AND NOW SHE IS WHITE". argh


WHAT.

argh argh argh


Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.

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leggywillow wrote...

Siduri wrote...

Okay I just have to share that I am ridiculously pleased with myself for my new character name. Tabitha Hawke.

Because Anders can call her Tabby.


That's like my Hawke!  Her name is Kitty!  (Short for Katherine)

I came up with that looooong before Anders was announced as a companion and LI, though.  As soon as they said the surname was "Hawke", I said "Well, I simply must name her Kitty Hawke because that will make me giggle."  And I named her dog Wright.  SEEWUTIDIDTHAR!

And once they announced Anders, I gasped and thought "It's meant to be!  He loves kitties... and I've been planning to call her Kitty for months!  IT IS FATE!"


You know... there's a dirty joke in there, involving stroking.... but I've not had enough wine to make it.:devil:

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This is my Anders related theme song. :whistle:

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None of my Hawkes are cutesy nickname-able, I should remedy that next time I make one.

EDIT: Seriously, they're named stuff like Thomas and Matthew. I am so boring guys.

Modifié par Sjofn, 02 avril 2011 - 02:40 .


#12746
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Ashwraith wrote...

Personally, I would have liked a sarcastic response along the lines of, "Awww, you sure know how to sweet-talk a lady." Or possibly "But all that red would clash with my eyes."
(Lawl. Poor Justice doesn't know what to dooooo.)



Vengeance: This concept of 'wub' confuses and ENRAGES ME!

That first line would have been perfect for Kaya. :) And now I'm thinking of all the horrible love advice everyone would give Justice.

Varric: Here, I wrote it all down for you. *hands him a novel*
Justice: This doesn't sound like something I would say...
Fenris: Bring wine?
Justice: I don't drink.
Merrill: Give her something from the heart! Not literally, of course.
Justice: *was all ready to find her a templar's heart*
Isabela: Oh, I know! *whispers something*
Justice: NO. That isn't just at all.
Carver: You can show your love by staying far, far away from my sister.
Justice: Even I know that one won't work.
Kane Amell: Just tell Kaya you like her! Because if you don't, I will. Anything to stop this madness.

#12747
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MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song. :whistle:


COMFORT ME. Yuki's been mind-raping me, I need your sweet luvvin's :crying:

#12748
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MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song. :whistle:


I can't not add that to the playlist.

#12749
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MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song. :whistle:


CRAP.

Now this is going to be stuck in my head for eternity.

Modifié par yukidama, 02 avril 2011 - 02:43 .


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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song. :whistle:


COMFORT ME. Yuki's been mind-raping me, I need your sweet luvvin's :crying:


D: *loffs on* <3

Did you try wacking her with a rolled up newspaper?  That's what they're there for, you know.