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[Threeparts]

Sjofn wrote...

None of my Hawkes are cutesy nickname-able, I should remedy that next time I make one.

EDIT: Seriously, they're named stuff like Thomas and Matthew. I am so boring guys.

Tom, a Hawke?

/winces


New page! Anders, how do you feel about Hawke's underwear?



Oh... okay, then.

Modifié par Threeparts, 02 avril 2011 - 02:43 .

[Siduri]

leggywillow wrote...

Siduri wrote...

Okay I just have to share that I am ridiculously pleased with myself for my new character name. Tabitha Hawke.

Because Anders can call her Tabby.

That's like my Hawke!  Her name is Kitty!  (Short for Katherine)

I came up with that looooong before Anders was announced as a companion and LI, though.  As soon as they said the surname was "Hawke", I said "Well, I simply must name her Kitty Hawke because that will make me giggle."  And I named her dog Wright. 

Ah ha ha!

Thanks for the props guys--I knew if anyone would validate my nerdy glee, it would be the folks in this thread.

[mesmerizedish]

MorningBird wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song.

COMFORT ME. Yuki's been mind-raping me, I need your sweet luvvin's

D: *loffs on* <3

Did you try wacking her with a rolled up newspaper?  That's what they're there for, you know.

No, I was too traumatized. I'll be the psychotic clown if you want to be the aloof Oriental woman. Because I want to BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU?!?!?!

[Zep Rowsdower]

MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song.

I opened that, saw what it was, then immediatly closed it again because I knew if I didn't I'd just end up listening to it all night.

....

Aw screw it, I can't resist it. AAAAAAALWAYS~

[mellifera]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

COMFORT&nbsp;ME. Yuki's been mind-raping me, I need your sweet luvvin's

So, you don't want to know about the life sized Hawke doll Anders has been working on, then? It's stuffed with hair clippings he stole when Hawke was sleeping. It's headless because he needs some poop crystals to make Hawke's beautiful sparkling eyes.

Modifié par yukidama, 02 avril 2011 - 02:45 .

[ipgd]

my hawke's name was felix because get it felix the cat hahahahah ha ha ha ughhhh

Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.

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[KawaiiKatie]

leggywillow wrote...

I said "Well, I simply must name her Kitty Hawke because that will make me giggle."

When I was a child, I lived on a street named "Kitty Hawk." Really!

And this is my theme song for Anders. Coincidentally, it's also my theme song for ME2's Jack.

Modifié par KawaiiKatie, 02 avril 2011 - 02:44 .

[Siduri]

MorningBird wrote...

This is my Anders related theme song.

*helpless, helpless laughter*

My husband wants to know what's so funny and I...can't even begin to explain.

[leggywillow]

Sialater wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Siduri wrote...

Okay I just have to share that I am ridiculously pleased with myself for my new character name. Tabitha Hawke.

Because Anders can call her Tabby.

That's like my Hawke!  Her name is Kitty!  (Short for Katherine)

You know... there's a dirty joke in there, involving stroking.... but I've not had enough wine to make it.

I'm kinda surprised we haven't already been making jokes like that, given Anders' love of cats from Awakening.

Should... should I say it?  >_>

[MorningBird]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

No, I was too traumatized. I'll be the psychotic clown if you want to be the aloof Oriental woman. Because I want to BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU?!?!?!

... Psychotic stripper-cop clown, right?

Also, can there be unicorns and double-rainbows?  You know, for the atmosphere?

On-topic: I love how corny the friend-mance is with Anderes. QQ

[mesmerizedish]

yukidama wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

COMFORT&nbsp;ME. Yuki's been mind-raping me, I need your sweet luvvin's [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]

So, you don't want to know about the life sized Hawke doll Anders has been working on,
then? It's stuffed with hair clippings he stole when Hawke was
sleeping. It's headless because he needs some poop crystals to make
Hawke's beautiful sparkling eyes.

That's doesn't make me cry, it makes me laugh. Like the Tali-doll. Creepy in the best way possible.

KawaiiKatie wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

I said "Well, I simply must name her Kitty Hawke because that will make me giggle."

When I was a child, I lived on a street named "Kitty Hawk." Really!

KittyHawke is my designated Merrill/Hawke couple portmanteau.

[Fiora]

Kim Shepard wrote...

I didn't have a problem with any of the romance lines from what I've seen so far, but my Kaya Hawke is mostly diplomatic. The only one that didn't fit quite right was the choice after Anders says he'll drown them in blood to keep her safe - the responses were saying that she doesn't want him to lose himself to the templars or Justice, or that most people would have gone for flowers and jewelry. The first line doesn't make sense for her, so I chose the second and try to justify it by imagining Justice taking note of the strange human customs.

Justice: Flowers and jewelry, yes. Drowning your lover in the blood of her enemies for protection, NO.

I hated those choices.  My rogue Hawke has a blue personality, so I felt stuck with the line about not loosing him to Templars or Justice, but it didn't feel right.  She usually tries to talk him down, but I felt like that comment was belittling.  His petulant response about how there wouldn't be much left makes me think that he didn't like the line either. 

I do love that with the friend romance there is more Anders and less Justice.  The rivalmance seems to aggitate his..."condition".  It seems like the nicer you are to Anders, the less he glows blue and changes voice mid-conversation.  Good things imo.

[Zep Rowsdower]

ipgd wrote...

my hawke's name was felix because get it felix the cat hahahahah ha ha ha ughhhh

Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.

*racism*
thisisntracistatall.jpg

Of course it isn't racist! It's their preference that all women in their video games be white as the driven snow you see, so that makes it okay because preferences can't be racist!

I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS ARGH

So anyway, that Anders. What a creeper amirite?

[AndreaDraco]

ipgd wrote...

my hawke's name was felix because get it felix the cat hahahahah ha ha ha ughhhh

Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.

thisisntracistatall.jpg

Unbelievable... Poor Izzie...

Modifié par AndreaDraco, 02 avril 2011 - 02:53 .

[Ashwraith]

Kim Shepard wrote...

That first line would have been perfect for Kaya. And now I'm thinking of all the horrible love advice everyone would give Justice.

Varric: Here, I wrote it all down for you. *hands him a novel*
Justice: This doesn't sound like something I would say...
Fenris: Bring wine?
Justice: I don't drink.
Merrill: Give her something from the heart! Not literally, of course.
Justice: *was all ready to find her a templar's heart*
Isabela: Oh, I know! *whispers something*
Justice: NO. That isn't just at all.
Carver: You can show your love by staying far, far away from my sister.
Justice: Even I know that one won't work.
Kane Amell: Just tell Kaya you like her! Because if you don't, I will. Anything to stop this madness.

Asenath Mahariel: *throws up hands in disgust* Oh, for the love of the gods, I suppose it is the agony of foolishness to ask if you've just tried jumping her yet.
...What? WHAAAAAT.

And my Amell would just wash her hands of the whole affair, and go hang out with the Arishok.
Relationship gurus, Hawke's companions are not. Although I can easily imagine them torturing Janders with terrible, deliberately misleading advice.






Also your Hawke and my Amell should totes hang out. Kaya and Saya. It's destiny, I tell you.
*sniff*
Mmmm. Smells like a smoking crater in place of Kirkwall. :3

Modifié par Ashwraith, 02 avril 2011 - 02:59 .

[mellifera]

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

ipgd wrote...

my hawke's name was felix because get it felix the cat hahahahah ha ha ha ughhhh

Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.

*racism*
thisisntracistatall.jpg

Of course it isn't racist! It's their preference that all women in their video games be white as the driven snow you see, so that makes it okay because preferences can't be racist!

I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS ARGH

So anyway, that Anders. What a creeper amirite?

adjskasjds RAEG

Oh well, at least Hawke likes the creeperness

(can't. stop. loling)

[Siduri]

[quote]Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.[/quote]


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[/quote]

oh HELLS no. She looks like Axl Rose after a pair of implants. I mean, to each their own, but.

[Ashwraith]

IZZY. JESUS **** NO.

My eyes. My eyes.

Modifié par Ashwraith, 02 avril 2011 - 02:56 .

[Sialater]

leggywillow wrote...

Sialater wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Siduri wrote...

Okay I just have to share that I am ridiculously pleased with myself for my new character name. Tabitha Hawke.

Because Anders can call her Tabby.

That's like my Hawke!  Her name is Kitty!  (Short for Katherine)

You know... there's a dirty joke in there, involving stroking.... but I've not had enough wine to make it.

I'm kinda surprised we haven't already been making jokes like that, given Anders' love of cats from Awakening.

Should... should I say it?  >_>

*snerk*  If not now... soon.

[AndreaDraco]

But why? I can't understand it!

It's not like the original model is bad or something. Is this really about the color of her skin? Can people really be this stupid?

[Fiora]

ipgd wrote...

my hawke's name was felix because get it felix the cat hahahahah ha ha ha ughhhh

Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.

thisisntracistatall.jpg

Clearly this woman spends a lot of time in the open sea air...  Seriously, with that complexion a pirate would be covered in moles and peeling sunburns.  Hot!

[mellifera]

AndreaDraco wrote...

But why? I can't understand it!

It's not like the original model is bad or something. Is this really about the color of her skin? Can people really be this stupid?

Yes.



Every time I see a white Isabela I just go

Modifié par yukidama, 02 avril 2011 - 02:58 .

[ipgd]

yukidama wrote...

adjskasjds RAEG

Oh well, at least Hawke likes the creeperness

<snip>
(can't. stop. loling)

I wonder what acts of creepiness Anders moves onto after he and Hawke finally get together. Sniffing/wearing the dirty underwear has to lose some of its appeal when he doesn't have to break into the estate anymore. Jizzing in the toothpaste? Something has to explain why everyone in Thedas suddenly has white teeth.

Modifié par ipgd, 02 avril 2011 - 03:00 .

[mellifera]

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

adjskasjds RAEG

Oh well, at least Hawke likes the creeperness

<snip>
(can't. stop. loling)

I wonder what acts of creepiness Anders moves onto after he and Hawke finally get together. Sniffing/wearing the dirty underwear has to lose some of its appeal when he doesn't have to break into the estate anymore. Jizzing in the toothpaste? Something has to explain why everyone in Thedas suddenly has white teeth.

"It's a secret~"

[Isaantia]

What about that dead body in his clinic that's been there for like 7 years?