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[Zep Rowsdower]

I've adopted this song (minus the lesbian themes) as my Hawke/Anders theme song, and this thread makes the "I wanna try on your clothes" lines fitting and hilarious.

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

adjskasjds RAEG

Oh well, at least Hawke likes the creeperness

<snip>
(can't. stop. loling)

I wonder what acts of creepiness Anders moves onto after he and Hawke finally get together. Sniffing/wearing the dirty underwear has to lose some of its appeal when he doesn't have to break into the estate anymore. Jizzing in the toothpaste? Something has to explain why everyone in Thedas suddenly has white teeth.

Hawke: Oh man, I could really go for a sandwich right now. .......Hey, does this mayonnaise taste funny to anyone else?

Modifié par Zep Rowsdower, 02 avril 2011 - 03:06 .

[Fiora]

Ashwraith wrote...

Relationship gurus, Hawke's companions are not. Although I can easily imagine them torturing Janders with terrible, deliberately misleading advice.

I think they all proved that when they tried to help Aveline get Donnic.  I loved Izzie telling the very shy Donnic to bend Aveline over a water basin.  I ended up reloading and switching groups because I was so embarrassed for the already too awkward couple. 

[leggywillow]

Fiora wrote...
I think they all proved that when they tried to help Aveline get Donnic.  I loved Izzie telling the very shy Donnic to bend Aveline over a water basin.  I ended up reloading and switching groups because I was so embarrassed for the already too awkward couple.

Plus she threatens to have sex with Donnic herself if Aveline doesn't make a move.  XD

I'm playing the Finding Nathaniel quest now, and Anders is hilarious in the beginning.  He's apparently as space-y as my crazy Hawke.

Delilah: My brother, Nathaniel Howe, is missing!!!
Anders: Nathaniel!  Well, put me in a dress and call me a templar.  How is the old boy doing?
Delilah: -__- He's missing.  Haven't you been listening?

[mellifera]

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

I've adopted this song (minus the lesbian themes) as my Hawke/Anders theme song, and this thread makes the "I wanna try on your clothes" lines fitting and hilarious.

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

adjskasjds RAEG

Oh well, at least Hawke likes the creeperness

<snip>
(can't. stop. loling)

I wonder what acts of creepiness Anders moves onto after he and Hawke finally get together. Sniffing/wearing the dirty underwear has to lose some of its appeal when he doesn't have to break into the estate anymore. Jizzing in the toothpaste? Something has to explain why everyone in Thedas suddenly has white teeth.

Hawke: Oh man, I could really go for a sandwich right now. .......Hey, does this mayonnaise taste funny to anyone else?

Oh hell naw. Nobody f**ks (with) my sandwich.

[Magaloo]

leggywillow wrote...

Fiora wrote...
I think they all proved that when they tried to help Aveline get Donnic.  I loved Izzie telling the very shy Donnic to bend Aveline over a water basin.  I ended up reloading and switching groups because I was so embarrassed for the already too awkward couple.

Plus she threatens to have sex with Donnic herself if Aveline doesn't make a move.  XD

I'm playing the Finding Nathaniel quest now, and Anders is hilarious in the beginning.  He's apparently as space-y as my crazy Hawke.

Delilah: My brother, Nathaniel Howe, is missing!!!
Anders: Nathaniel!  Well, put me in a dress and call me a templar.  How is the old boy doing?
Delilah: -__- He's missing.  Haven't you been listening?

In Anders' defence I was thinking well he IS Grey Warden... dont they tend to disappear in the Deep Roads?  Why is she freaking out that bad?  what can I do bring back an old boot and a bow and say here we found that in a nest of darkspawn somewhere sorry.

I know me and my big <3

[LastFadingSmile]

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[quote]Sjofn wrote...

Those mods ****** me off so bad. I go all ARGH SJOFN SMASH when I see them.[/quote]


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oh HELLS no. She looks like Axl Rose after a pair of implants. I mean, to each their own, but.

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I prefer my Isabela mod:

Modifié par Kolotosa, 02 avril 2011 - 03:22 .

[Threeparts]

Fiora wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

Relationship gurus, Hawke's companions are not. Although I can easily imagine them torturing Janders with terrible, deliberately misleading advice.

I think they all proved that when they tried to help Aveline get Donnic.  I loved Izzie telling the very shy Donnic to bend Aveline over a water basin.  I ended up reloading and switching groups because I was so embarrassed for the already too awkward couple.

To be fair, a few of them had little reason to like Aveline at that point. I still like the scene with Hawke having to break Aveline and Izzy apart before **** Went Down.



Favourite ever.

[sassperella]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Did you EVER see any ordinary people in the Chantry?

The guy always crying about how he can't stop buying hookers, and that one lady who's praying for her brother or something. Apparently, Fenris also goes. I imagine there are tons of people who use the chantry that just aren't shown.

This.

Characters talk about attending the Chantry or listening to the Chant.  We've also seen lots of Chantry use by ordinary people in DAO.  It's very clearly a place of worship for ordinary people, not Elthina's personal hangout nor a closed monastery cloister.

edit:
What about the templars we saw die in the explosion?  Were any of them like Ser Thrask?  Not all templars are Ser Alrik.  Even knight-captain Cullen considers Alrik an extremist.  Yes, I know Vengeance/Anders hates templars beyond reason.  However, people who aren't possessed by a twisted spirit should have a more nuanced view than "all templars bad die die templars gnarg".

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The Anders "rustle rustle headache" comic is full of win and pie!
Anyone dating Anders needs to come up with a healing magic proof excuse.

lots of pages to read this one was a few back. If you talk to Cullen after dissent he actually supports the Tranquil solution of Ser Alrik. 

[Fiora]

Love it Kolotosa!! It's a perfect match!!

[Kim Shepard]

With all of these Isabela mods, do any of them actually make her look closer to her Origins appearance? Personally, I think her DA2 appearance is much cooler and more fitting of a pirate.

Ashwraith wrote...

Asenath Mahariel: *throws up hands in disgust* Oh, for the love of the gods, I suppose it is the agony of foolishness to ask if you've just tried jumping her yet.
...What? WHAAAAAT.

And my Amell would just wash her hands of the whole affair, and go hang out with the Arishok.
Relationship gurus, Hawke's companions are not. Although I can easily imagine them torturing Janders with terrible, deliberately misleading advice.






Also your Hawke and my Amell should totes hang out. Kaya and Saya. It's destiny, I tell you.
*sniff*
Mmmm. Smells like a smoking crater in place of Kirkwall. :3

Justice: "Jumping her"? No, I haven't tried that. *jumps on Kaya*
Kaya: *hits the ground really hard* x_x
Justice: She doesn't seem to be enjoying this.
Kane Amell: Love is not a contact sport, Justice.
Isabela: Sure, it is. Don't fill his head with that nonsense.

Kaya and Saya, that's awesome. Kane can introduce them! He must have had some friends at the Circle besides Jowan, right? ...Although, he is pretty antisocial.

[Ashwraith]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Justice: "Jumping her"? No, I haven't tried that. *jumps on Kaya*
Kaya: *hits the ground really hard* x_x
Justice: She doesn't seem to be enjoying this.
Kane Amell: Love is not a contact sport, Justice.
Isabela: Sure, it is. Don't fill his head with that nonsense.

Ah, the Shoulder Block of Love.
Of course compound fractures are romantic, Justice. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Kaya and Saya, that's awesome. Kane can introduce them! He must have had some friends at the Circle besides Jowan, right? ...Although, he is pretty antisocial.

Saya's still pissed that no one told her she went to the Libertine Circle.
"EVERYONE GOT NOOKIE BUT ME?! YOU GUYS ARE BASTARDS."

[Saelihnne]

Threeparts wrote...

Fiora wrote...

Ashwraith wrote...

Relationship gurus, Hawke's companions are not. Although I can easily imagine them torturing Janders with terrible, deliberately misleading advice.

I think they all proved that when they tried to help Aveline get Donnic.  I loved Izzie telling the very shy Donnic to bend Aveline over a water basin.  I ended up reloading and switching groups because I was so embarrassed for the already too awkward couple.

To be fair, a few of them had little reason to like Aveline at that point. I still like the scene with Hawke having to break Aveline and Izzy apart before **** Went Down.



Favourite ever.

This scene is definately one of the best in the game IMHO. I really thought Ave was going to slap Izzy.

[Fiora]

sassperella wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Did you EVER see any ordinary people in the Chantry?

The guy always crying about how he can't stop buying hookers, and that one lady who's praying for her brother or something. Apparently, Fenris also goes. I imagine there are tons of people who use the chantry that just aren't shown.

This.

Characters talk about attending the Chantry or listening to the Chant.  We've also seen lots of Chantry use by ordinary people in DAO.  It's very clearly a place of worship for ordinary people, not Elthina's personal hangout nor a closed monastery cloister.

edit:
What about the templars we saw die in the explosion?  Were any of them like Ser Thrask?  Not all templars are Ser Alrik.  Even knight-captain Cullen considers Alrik an extremist.  Yes, I know Vengeance/Anders hates templars beyond reason.  However, people who aren't possessed by a twisted spirit should have a more nuanced view than "all templars bad die die templars gnarg".

---------------------------------------------------------

The Anders "rustle rustle headache" comic is full of win and pie!
Anyone dating Anders needs to come up with a healing magic proof excuse.

lots of pages to read this one was a few back. If you talk to Cullen after dissent he actually supports the Tranquil solution of Ser Alrik. 

Thanks for the info!  I'd never talked to Cullen about Alrik before, but now I'm even more annoyed with him.  My Wardens always wanted to smack him back in Origins.  I thought he'd chilled out a bit in DA2, but I guess not.  His dismissive comment about mages who think that being tranquil is no better than being dead really got me.  He seems to think that mages who selfishly want access to their own dreams and emotions are power hungry.  Every time a templar talks about "freeing" a mage by making them tranquil, I want to turn to Anders and say "Ok, go ahead, blow 'er up with my blessing."  Maybe I've just been spending too much time with my favorite revolutionary. 

Viva La Résistance!

[Kim Shepard]

Poor Justice. If only he would take Kane's advice, but he's not likely to trust a lazy blood mage (who was totally reading books about forbidden magic while ignoring all the other mages making out in the same room). At least Anders is a healer, for when Justice's romantic attempts fail too badly.

Justice: Kaya, wake up. Sleeping all day is a sign of sloth. I will not allow my girlfriend to practice demoic behavior.
Anders: She's not sleeping! You knocked her unconscious. D': And she's our girlfriend!

Hey, I finally found a song for Kaya and Anders/Justice!

[sassperella]

Anarya wrote...



So hey remember that throwaway joke I made hours ago? Yeah well I spent way too much time expanding on it. *is lame* Click for bigger.

LOL awesome.

[solution_nine]

 Fanfiction.net's Dragon Age category is WORKING AGAIN, for what it's worth! I just submitted a bigass list of new characters to add that we were missing.

[solution_nine]

ALSO FACETOME: HILARIOUS

[Aviena]

yukidama wrote...

I planned to name my Hawke Sebastian.

THE NAME WAS TAINTED.

This is from a few pages back, but...

My Hawke's original name was going to be Meredith. *sigh*

[Threeparts]

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

I'm not the only one imagining him seducing Thrask, right? For the good of the cause?

[ipgd]

Threeparts wrote...

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

His hand and a bottle of Jack?

The only other companions who ever really seemed to get along with Anders were Varric and Bethany. He just antagonized the rest of them with the MAGE RIGHTS stuff. Poor compulsive Anders.


... So, uh, Bethany. Plenty of creep opportunity there, given she's 18 and compares him to her father.

[leggywillow]

Threeparts wrote...

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

I'm not the only one imagining him seducing Thrask, right? For the good of the cause?

I've heard a lot of people pairing Anders with Bethany.  Personally I don't see it at all.

[Magaloo]

Threeparts wrote...

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

I'm not the only one imagining him seducing Thrask, right? For the good of the cause?

That cute little abducted Templar Kedan?  Helping him come back from the horror of blood magic?

[Camilladilla]

Threeparts wrote...

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

I'm not the only one imagining him seducing Thrask, right? For the good of the cause?

*coughs*Nathaniel*coughs*

[Kim Shepard]

Threeparts wrote...

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

I'm not the only one imagining him seducing Thrask, right? For the good of the cause?

I can't think of anyone for Anders... except a fling with Isabela, but only because it was mentioned. Now that he fused with Justice, I don't see him as having a fling, and most of the companions just annoy him. A romance with Bethany might work, but I can only judge based on what I've read on the forums about their interaction. (I'm playing a mage, so unfortunately, I didn't get to spend much time with Bethany.)

I'd like the option for Hawke to hook up with Thrask though. He's the only templar I actually like, and the fact that he looks a lot like one of the Hawkes I planned out is a really good thing.

[signcherie]

Threeparts wrote...

So, if Anders wasn't 100% Hot for Hawke, are there any companions or NPCs you could imagine him hooking up with?

I'm not the only one imagining him seducing Thrask, right? For the good of the cause?

Our Wardens? *still holding out hope for her poor little Surana*