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#13051
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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Jethan's class would clearly be party *member*. Oh, how I was the employee banter from the Pearl. Much better than the Blooming Rose. What can top "Want to banter with my party member"? Although, "I'm a repeatable encounter" does have its charm.

Anders spent time at the Pearl? When do we hear this? Is it canon, or just assumed because this *is* Anders.


Dialogue with Isabela.

www.youtube.com/watch

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#13052
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Pseudocognition wrote...

People who like to be offended I guess.


Zevran molested me D: I JUST WANTED A MASSAGE EVEN AFTER HE SPENT 284238942 YEARS TALKING ABOUT SEX AND WANTING TO BANG ME. I THOUGHT IT WAS STRICTLY PLATONIC, OILED UP IN HIS TENT WHILE HE RUBBED AND KNEADED ME VIGOROUSLY.

BRB SUING BIOWARE.

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...
Jethan's class would clearly be party *member*


Omg coffee nearly came out my nose omg dying.

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I still like to imagine the faces on these people when the Zev romance scene played hahahaha

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CatOfEvilGenius

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Batteries wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

(snip)

Anders spent time at the Pearl? When do we hear this? Is it canon, or just assumed because this *is* Anders.


Dialogue with Isabela.


edit: Thank you so much for the link!

I've never heard it!  I have missed out!  I don't care for the watery tart, but I clearly need to have her in the party more for the lulz!  Oh, horrid thought.  Did he spend time at the Pearl *with* Isabela?  NOOOOOOOOOO!  That will never wash off!

Modifié par CatOfEvilGenius, 02 avril 2011 - 05:45 .


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yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

People who like to be offended I guess.


Zevran molested me D: I JUST WANTED A MASSAGE EVEN AFTER HE SPENT 284238942 YEARS TALKING ABOUT SEX AND WANTING TO BANG ME. I THOUGHT IT WAS STRICTLY PLATONIC, OILED UP IN HIS TENT WHILE HE RUBBED AND KNEADED ME VIGOROUSLY.

BRB SUING BIOWARE.


OMG LMFAO.
People actually didn't know Zevran was sleeping with them? 
He made it abundantly clear. I mean, he certainly didn't hide that he wanted to tap that.

#13057
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Aeowyn wrote...

I still like to imagine the faces on these people when the Zev romance scene played hahahaha


Image IPB

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The way they talk in the banter it seemed like Anders was sort of an accessory to the orgy or whatever was going on instead of all up in her business.

...I haven't thought about this much at all. Really.

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Batteries wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

(snip)

Anders spent time at the Pearl? When do we hear this? Is it canon, or just assumed because this *is* Anders.


Dialogue with Isabela.


I've never heard it!  I have missed out!  I don't care for the watery tart, but I clearly need to have her in the party more for the lulz!  Oh, horrid thought.  Did he spend time at the Pearl *with* Isabela?  NOOOOOOOOOO!  That will never wash off!


I do believe that's the implication, yes. And you should take Isa around, she has great banter with pretty much everyone!

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

(edited for spelling)
Jethan's class would clearly be party *member*. Oh, how I miss the employee banter from the Pearl. Much better than the Blooming Rose. What can top "Want to banter with my party member"? Although, "I'm a repeatable encounter" does have its charm.

Anders spent time at the Pearl? When do we hear this? Is it canon, or just assumed because this *is* Anders.


He talks about it with Isabela if you have them in your party together. It's implied they've "had relations" and Hawke tells them to shut up.

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Batteries wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

(snip)

Anders spent time at the Pearl? When do we hear this? Is it canon, or just assumed because this *is* Anders.


Dialogue with Isabela.


edit: Thank you so much for the link!

I've never heard it!  I have missed out!  I don't care for the watery tart, but I clearly need to have her in the party more for the lulz!  Oh, horrid thought.  Did he spend time at the Pearl *with* Isabela?  NOOOOOOOOOO!  That will never wash off!


Nothing is more colorful than a new rash.

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This, too.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

The way they talk in the banter it seemed like Anders was sort of an accessory to the orgy or whatever was going on instead of all up in her business.

...I haven't thought about this much at all. Really.


I'm with you on this. From the brief snippet of dialogue, it sounds like there was quite a bit going on that night. Not that my Hawke wanted to hear it, apparantly.

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MelfinaofOutlawStar

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Batteries wrote...

This, too.


Oh Anders, you would know all about betrayl.

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I was kind of hoping for a cut scene where he shows you the "thing with the lightning"

#13066
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highcastle wrote...

I'm with you on this. From the brief snippet of dialogue, it sounds like there was quite a bit going on that night. Not that my Hawke wanted to hear it, apparantly.


Varric cut that particular story short in my game. Which is surprising. *shakefist at Varric*

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 02 avril 2011 - 05:52 .


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Batteries wrote...

-snipsnip-


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Batteries wrote...

This, too.


What amuses me most is that in the comments the person who uploaded it says they never even slept with Anders.

U JELLY, BRO?

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I think we've already established that Anders lies awake aching for you for over ten years if you don't romance him.
Which is rather sad, in my opinion. I only flirted with him once in this playthrough and he's snarling at Fenris like a...well, like a wild dog. :D I think Hawke is just incredibly irresistible. That, or Anders is really lonely. :(

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...
That, or Anders is really lonely. :(


Definitely this.

I do like the implication that one companion has feelings for you whether or not you reciprocate. Gives them more... humanity. And pathetic creepiness, as the case may be, and depending on your opinion of Anders haha.

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Batteries wrote...

This, too.

Poor Anders.

I'm sure if you wait long enough Merrill will go outside and you'll be able to get back into Hawke's underwear drawer. There are plenty of windows to stare into.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I think we've already established that Anders lies awake aching for you for over ten years if you don't romance him.
Which is rather sad, in my opinion. I only flirted with him once in this playthrough and he's snarling at Fenris like a...well, like a wild dog. :D I think Hawke is just incredibly irresistible. That, or Anders is really lonely. :(


Obviously both... that cadaver in the clinic is just not the best conversationalist

@ipgd Plus there is no curtains!

Modifié par Magaloo, 02 avril 2011 - 05:58 .


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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I think we've already established that Anders lies awake aching for you for over ten years if you don't romance him.
Which is rather sad, in my opinion. I only flirted with him once in this playthrough and he's snarling at Fenris like a...well, like a wild dog. :D I think Hawke is just incredibly irresistible. That, or Anders is really lonely. :(


Yeah, like when did Anders become such a needy git? It's kinda ridiculous because he urges you not to start a relationship with him but spends the rest of the game whining that you didn't. Sorry Robes. You can't have your cake and blow it up too.

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Has anyone gotten the banter between Isabela and Varric that goes something like this?

Varric: I **** you not it was this BIG
Isabela: No Way. I've never held one that big. (or something like that.)
Varric: Why would I lie to you?
Anders: I have to ask... WHAT are you talking about?
Varric: Daggers... or knives. I can never keep them straight. Why? What did you think we were talking about?

I've only heard it once. LOL

#13075
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that same dead body in his clinic. For 7 years.