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[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
That, or Anders is really lonely.

Definitely this.

Yeah, I'm going with this one too D:

Not that he doesn't love/love to hate Hawke for who they are, but... yeah.

Dead bodies are great decorative pieces though.

Modifié par yukidama, 02 avril 2011 - 06:01 .

[Jean]

Are you sure he's not just hiding the life sized Hawke doll under there?

And I'm going with the lonely reason too.

Modifié par Batteries, 02 avril 2011 - 06:02 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I think we've already established that Anders lies awake aching for you for over ten years if you don't romance him.
Which is rather sad, in my opinion. I only flirted with him once in this playthrough and he's snarling at Fenris like a...well, like a wild dog. I think Hawke is just incredibly irresistible. That, or Anders is really lonely.

Yeah, like when did Anders become such a needy git? It's kinda ridiculous because he urges you not to start a relationship with him but spends the rest of the game whining that you didn't. Sorry Robes. You can't have your cake and blow it up too.

I think he's distanced himself from everyone he cares about since Justice came along...so he naturally just attaches himself to the first person who shows understanding for his situation, and shows him kindness. Or in the rivalry case, perhaps it's the first person who's honest with him (as far as Justice goes)?
And plus, it's not like he's got a ton of friends he hangs around with all day, so I imagine during those ten years he and Hawke spend a lot of time together. 

Poor Anders.  I feel bad for him. And I seriously think that whole, "I'LL ONLY HURT YOU" bit is so he can feel like he's warned you when he eventually jumps your bones. Since he basically throws himself at you after "Tranquility"...male or female.

[Magaloo]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
That, or Anders is really lonely.

Definitely this.

Yeah, I'm going with this one too D:

Not that he doesn't love/love to hate Hawke for who they are, but... yeah.

Dead bodies are great decorative pieces though.

though maybe its just where he hides his Hawke doll... in plain sight.  Only covered with a sheet, hoping someone will notice...

ETA: Ninja'd

Modifié par Magaloo, 02 avril 2011 - 06:03 .

[Fiora]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Threeparts Aw, I wasn't going to, but I'll link to it: NSFW. Set in the Tower. Pre-Justice. With a slightly more.... nasty Anders than my usual.

@Page I warn you, it gets away from you. I wrote mine as a challenge on the tent party kink meme, it was meant to be one page long, ended up being a saga (for me, although I don't write very long things mostly, so..)

Well done Miri.  Very hot and works well with my headcanon.  I knew that Cullen's bitterness towards mages wasn't all about Uldred.  I figured he had frustration about his unrequited crush on Amell, but I love the added frustration and confusion of his lust for Anders.

Mages must know how to use magic to prevent pregnancy, or I would imagine a lot of mage girls giving birth to gingery-blonde babies...

[Anarya]

Batteries wrote...

This, too.

Ahaha I never got that one before, that's great.

All of the LIs are Hawkesexual so it's no wonder they get so catty at each other. What is Anders going to do now?

[Purposeof-Flight]

Anarya wrote...

Batteries wrote...

This, too.

Ahaha I never got that one before, that's great.

All of the LIs are Hawkesexual so it's no wonder they get so catty at each other. What is Anders going to do now?

Draw pictures of him smiting Merrill in the margins of his manifesto.

[shiba5]

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
That, or Anders is really lonely.

Definitely this.

Yeah, I'm going with this one too D:

Not that he doesn't love/love to hate Hawke for who they are, but... yeah.

Dead bodies are great decorative pieces though.

That's a cake under there.

[CrookedAsylum]

shiba5 wrote...

That's a cake under there.

Is it bad that I now want to eat this human-shaped cake?

[mellifera]

shiba5 wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
That, or Anders is really lonely.

Definitely this.

Yeah, I'm going with this one too D:

Not that he doesn't love/love to hate Hawke for who they are, but... yeah.

Dead bodies are great decorative pieces though.

That's a cake under there.

It's a cake he baked in a Hawke shaped tin. He eats it... slowly. Savours each bite.

My Hawke would be chocolate with raspberry filling. Aw yeah.

Modifié par yukidama, 02 avril 2011 - 06:08 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

-is filled with unspeakable horror-

[CrookedAsylum]

yukidama wrote...

It's a cake he baked in a Hawke shaped tin. He eats it... slowly. Savours each bite.

My Hawke would be chocolate with raspberry filling. Aw yeah.

Unfortunately, I don't see this entirely unlikely.

[shiba5]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

That's a cake under there.

Is it bad that I now want to eat this human-shaped cake?

I'm sorry.
I blame all the pain killers I'm on. Mmmm... cake.

[CrookedAsylum]

shiba5 wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

That's a cake under there.

Is it bad that I now want to eat this human-shaped cake?

I'm sorry.
I blame all the pain killers I'm on. Mmmm... cake.

It's alright. Yukidama built on it now, though, so I'm going to peace to go make a cake.

Shaped like a human.

[Magaloo]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

-is filled with unspeakable horror- hunger

fixed

[Purposeof-Flight]

Magaloo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

-is filled with unspeakable horror- hunger

fixed

LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

[shiba5]

So, anyone else think Merrill spams Facetome with Farmville crap?

[Purposeof-Flight]

Merrill would be the type, yes.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

-is filled with unspeakable horror- hunger

fixed

LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

You're a cannibal?!

[mellifera]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

You're a cannibal?!

This is making me laugh harder than it should.

*dies*

[Magaloo]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

-is filled with unspeakable horror- hunger

fixed

LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

You're a cannibal?!

Only Templar Chickens perhaps?

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

-is filled with unspeakable horror- hunger

fixed

LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

You're a cannibal?!

OMFG LMFAO.

That was...beautiful.

What can I say? I mean, look at my avatar. Do I LOOK like a friendly chicken?

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 02 avril 2011 - 06:16 .

[shiba5]

yukidama wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

You're a cannibal?!

This is making me laugh harder than it should.

*dies*

It's the meds. Better comedy through chemistry.
If the doctors ever fix me, I'll be boring again.

[Anarya]

shiba5 wrote...

So, anyone else think Merrill spams Facetome with Farmville crap?

Her and Leandra, yeah.

I think Merrill is more into Coterie Wars though.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

-is filled with unspeakable horror- hunger

fixed

LMFAO I'm quite filled with that, too.
Haven't eaten anything yet, today. NO WORRIES, though. I have two chicken breasts defrosting upon the table, ripe for future frying.

You're a cannibal?!

OMFG LMFAO.

That was...beautiful.

What can I say? I mean, look at my avatar. Do I LOOK like a friendly chicken?

Why so serious, chicken?